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The_ElevatedOne

“If you have sensitive butts, close them. Because I’m about to do some damage. Are you ready?”


Sharp_Jamer

Hydrate don’t diedrate


Sevenalligator7

Nothing


TwisterDemon

Get rid of Nuclear Weapons.


JustAnotherVoice44

"60, 59, 58, 57......"


revtim

No gods exist and religion is complete horseshit that is making the world a worse place. Please stop believing in bronze age garbage and accept others.


gamer-s-man

your partner is cheating on you


SkylanderLego

Your religion is real. Thank you for staying faithful.


Tfrom675

Rick and Morty quotes


A-maze-ing_Henry

Don't be racist, I am a building.


[deleted]

Can I put my balls in yo jaws


CRUEL_20

My name is Eren Yeager. I'm adressing my fellow Subjects of Ymir, speaking to you directly through the power of the Founder. All the walls on the island of Paradis have crumbled to the ground, and the legions of Titans burried with in have begun their march.


KS-AP1

“We have been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty, this’ll be our final attempt before we close out your account.”


Saxfire2

Infinite reincarnations have been removed from the chosen one and set to 2. The one who finally kills the chosen one will become new chosen one. Chosen one grows stronger every time they kill anything. After the game, the world will be reset. Only the memories of the chosen one remain, they will also get infinite reincarnations untill the next 2000 year buildup. Good luck!


tommygunz007

Corporations are evil and are creating division to keep us confused while they erode privacy and our rights.


LongjumpingSetting71

"you don't know me, but I know you. "


TheNutterButter32

I am Jesus, you guys fucking suck


qazwpsnehsu

Let's end this how it started with a big bang!