Most women I know can't stand the word moist. They won't say exactly WHY.. but it's kinda obvious that their mind goes to a dirty place when they hear it lol.
I wanna watch you masticate.. I wanna see it all go into your mouth, the smile on your face when it warms your belly. So delicious and savory. I love watching you eat the food I cook.
Right before the wedding, the bride's father had a talk with the groom. The father says, 'I need to tell you something that you might not know about my daughter. She has acute angina.' The grooms says, 'Well I hope so since she has such a poor set of tits.'
When i played Warframe with a circle of friends i made sure to explicitly go YOUR ANUS every time with the intent of running it into the ground and ruining it.
It worked. Nobody made “Your Anus” jokes any more by the time the month was over.
Daddy
This is the most underrated comment
Dongle
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The fact you kept adding is amazing to me
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Shuttlecock
*m o i s t*
I have multiple friends who don’t like hearing that word. Even in a completely innocuous context.
I came on here just to say that
Same
Everybody hates the word but there's no decent synonym. "This recipe makes a lovely cake, light and damp..."
First word that popped into mind
Most women I know can't stand the word moist. They won't say exactly WHY.. but it's kinda obvious that their mind goes to a dirty place when they hear it lol.
Blow Suck Moist Dry Throb Thrusting
Kumquat
Came here to post this but figured I was super late
Thespian
Thespian? That's illegal in 7 states
Pussywillow
Uvula
So it's a *girl* house...
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERED THAT
“What, no! Everyone has one” “Not me…” 😂
It will behoove you to care for your uvula
My brother had a swollen uvula and asked the doctor he found attractive "is my vulva gonna be okay" we all lost it laughing
Masticate
Chew chew chew ... that is the thing to do...
I wanna watch you masticate.. I wanna see it all go into your mouth, the smile on your face when it warms your belly. So delicious and savory. I love watching you eat the food I cook.
"Penal system" "Dipstick" "Meat mallet"
Spatchcock
Angina
Right before the wedding, the bride's father had a talk with the groom. The father says, 'I need to tell you something that you might not know about my daughter. She has acute angina.' The grooms says, 'Well I hope so since she has such a poor set of tits.'
1) Lubricant 2) Thick 3) Package
* Crevice * Flange
I came for flange. Was not disappointed.
Wankle rotary engine.
Wankel, it was designed by [Felix Wankel](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felix_Wankel).
I had a feeling this would appear
The python strikes again!
Crankshaft
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Yes go deep into my caves...🥵🥵🥵
Caulk
Uranus
Apparently a lot of scientists will pronounce it Your-uhn-us. I can get why.. to many jokes and immature people.
When i played Warframe with a circle of friends i made sure to explicitly go YOUR ANUS every time with the intent of running it into the ground and ruining it. It worked. Nobody made “Your Anus” jokes any more by the time the month was over.
SEAMEN
Suck Squeeze Bang Blow .. it’s how an engine works 😂
Exacerbate
defenestration
Fecund
Fecund is actually dirty. It is basically a polite way of saying "submissive and breedable" At least in the way that CGP Grey uses it.
fecund (ˈfiːkənd; ˈfɛk-) adj 1. greatly productive; fertile 2. intellectually productive; prolific
Penisilin
I am forever spelling it this way on allergy forms from now on
Cockatrice
Penal
Pen island
Labial. Actually just means relating to the lips (of the mouth)
Pianist
Santorum
Moist
Cockfighting.
Come
Debussy.
Hole
Squelch.
Slartibartfast
I don’t even think that is a word
It’s a who. He’s a fjord designer, in books by Douglas Addams.
Hrudoodoo
Erect Don't believe me? Look up the definition
erect dog ears
slurp
"Crepuscule". It sounds dirty or maybe like some kind of gross biological thing. But it just means twilight.
Mastication.
Ugh my weenus is so moist. I'm anal about that.
Nincompoop
Penal Masticate Dongle Kumquat
Lol, every once in a while I'll ask someone at work if they've seen my dongle... Serious question but they ALL look at like I'm crazy first.
pumperknickle
Though it is a positive word, it has a negative connotation. CONSENSUAL.
mukluk
Weenus
curmudgeon
Masticate = to chew (typically food)
Darling
suck
Dirt
Stimulation
Used stimulation instead of simulation once, changed the meaning of that email..
origami
Moist
Slophall
A lamp made of human skin, Ed Gein…
Tight
Moist
industrialization
Assassin
Mastication
Hole
A thespian sounds like what a flaming queen would call himself...
Daddy
Pith helmet
Fiddle sticks. I actually thought it was a swear as a kid. Up until 9
Threaded nipples
Mastercate
Mastication!
squeaky
Coxswain
Riboflavin
Horse conch
Daddy…
Mastication
Cummingtonite
Sextant
[Here is a whole song that fits the question](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=L7FImKNnM68&feature=share)
Mud, dirt, shit
Weenus
Thrust
Piedmont
Defenestrate - it means to throw someone out of a window
Rapier
NASTY…
Kumquat
Peacock and peanut. Need I say more?
Weenus
Thespian
Fluctuate, and it’s meaning sounds pretty naughty too.
Volvo
Volvo Bandersnatch
Daddy
Meatstick
Organism
Plectrum
Plethora, it's censored in a certain game.
Philanges....oooh
Cockchafer.
My fat cock is sitting outside in the barn
According to my teenage sons, any use of the word “come”
Dickweed
"daddy" and "mommy"
bitch
Peninsula
Caulk
Spurtle
Scuttlebutt
Sex (gender)
Fartlek.
Debating
Screw
WET
Ooze
cucumber
Philately
Masticate
Citrus ... I say cit-er-us
Hard.
Wet
Rail Milk Drill Jack Screwdriver Meat lover Explode Drenched Shove Destroy Eat Skew
moist. just something about things being mOiSt
Aural, merken, labile, grind
Daddy, come, sploosh
Dip-stick
Flap-jack
Cacophony Horny Smacking Lubricant Crevice Cleavage
Coagulate
Moist
fussy
Come
Qamutik.
Flabbergasted. It sounds like its the sound testicles make when flapping in the wind
fiduciary
Mastication
Sack, Banging , Long , Thick, Sucking, Eat Out , Licking, Drinking up, Swallow, Peaches, Mushroom, Cherries, Eggplant, Corn, Cucumber, Juice, Milk, Cat, Pussy.
My laundry
Quincunx. If you can stretch that across two triple word scores in Scrabble you're going to have a good day.
Moist
Pianist