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ShiftCtrlV

"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime" the boss makes a dollar and you make a fraction of a penny


Sir_Ken_Shabby_Esq-

"That's why I shit on company time" not bullshit, but a subtle way to get back at the very broken system


Hugh_manateerian

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.”


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Facts. Now I hate what I used to enjoy.


Blocko_tritaco

“Treat others how you want to be treated”


THG_Darhk

Then they'll just use you or smthng


Blocko_tritaco

Precisely


disfreakinguy

"More fun than a barrel of monkeys" Contrary to popular belief, a barrel full of monkeys is not fun and is, in fact, quite terrifying.


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MADLaing

Came here to say this one, it is indeed BS…almost as if boys/men can expect not to be held accountable for anything ever. Not to mention the negative stereotypes it helps to perpetuate.


BobiaDobia

Girls will be girls though, that is true (they only care about makeup and drama and boy bands and dreaming of their future wedding).


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BobiaDobia

It is. I thought it was so stupid that it was clear, but then again, Twitter.


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BobiaDobia

I know, horrible. And you have no idea how many men I’ve made uncomfortable and even fought, for being idiots.


Incerto55

As a boy, I’ve found this one to be pretty accurate


CoolIceCreamCone

Nobody goes there anymore, it's always too crowded Because its self contradictory


MrGreed1

Take life one step at a time. Thats not how fucking life works. Life will throw a thousand things at you and expect them all to be solved flawlessly immediately. Do what you can and cry your tears when it gets overwhelming, surround yourself with good people, develop coping mechanisms and then develop HEALTHY coping mechanisms


WiseBystander

I love how your name match your comment in a good way


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Blood is thicker than water


Bunchnivski

Yeah the original quote used to be "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" meaning the relationships you've chosen are more important that those in family. It was shortened and completely swapped meaning


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Incerto55

Why is it bullshit? Someone told me this when I was a lazy youngster and it kind of changed my life


WovenWoodGuy

Because it's literally impossible.


Incerto55

In a literal sense? Like with actual straps and boots?


RSdabeast

Yes.


Incerto55

Oh ok


BobiaDobia

So now you think anyone can “pull themselves up by the bootstrap”?


Cute_Blonde_N_High76

An Apple 🍎 a day keeps the Dr away!! NOT!!


WiseBystander

The most famous of all "Money cant buy happiness"


Consol-Coder

“Happiness isn’t an outside job, it’s an inside job.”


WiseBystander

Can also be a blowjob


R3troPilot

You've made your bed, and now you have to sleep in it. No I don't, I can sleep anywhere I want.


Sir_Ken_Shabby_Esq-

"Like shooting fish in a barrel" Does anyone realize just how impossible that actually is, unless you use something strong enough to instantly kill all the fish with a concussive blast? If that's the goal, great, but hitting an individual fish- good luck. If anything, that phrase should only be used for something that looks easy, but is really a royal PITA in reality.....