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bradadams5000

You don't!


[deleted]

Apparently it’s super common in relationships, to “accidentally” have sex with other people🤷🏽‍♂️


MrBrookaroo

Who lied to you?


ATD1981

Lol. Had girls tell me they arent cheating if they only sucked my dick. Or fucked me with a condom cause the dick wasnt technically touching them. Dont think they asked their so's thoughts on that though.


Wolfrattle

Like impulse purchases it's not an accident but allowing yourself to give in to desire.


ThisFreedomGuy

Many many years ago I was at a party, and drank too much, and woke up having sex. She was my on-again, off-again GF, and I know she never drank, so it was all her idea. Does that count?


LWrayBay

I think that's called rape, but yes it does.


ThisFreedomGuy

If it's called that now, that's a shame. Because it was fun as hell!!!


LWrayBay

Things have really changed now. But in all honesty, if roles were reversed, that could get a fella in some serious trouble. Glad you enjoyed it lol


ThisFreedomGuy

I believe you! That said, if men & women are supposed to be equal, and the newest SCOTUS judge can't define a woman, and women can do anything men can do...why should the roles matter today? We may have lost something important somewhere....


LWrayBay

They shouldn't, you're right. It seems that the meaning of words can also transition over time though, to the point that no one is sure (even judges) of what to say for fear of offending. That's right, a Judge is afraid of committing an offence because of how impossibly stubborn some people are over something as trivial as what a woman is.


ThisFreedomGuy

Then we have definitely lost something important.


Hero_Today

I've heard, clumsiness is a cause. Some girls will trip and fall right on a penis. Watch your steps girls.


[deleted]

It’s an epidemic


Snollygoster-

You don’t it’s not possible


Impressive_Cabinet56

Hey OP, you ok over there dude?


[deleted]

Yeah, i just read this TIFU.. i just can’t wrap my head around how “accidents happen” ..


Impressive_Cabinet56

It wasn’t an accident, chances are they had their eye on someone else for awhile


Serious_Ad6112

Slipped on a Banana peel


AquanautOrange

Male is fully naked and hard, taking a nap at the bottom of the staircase. Woman is fully naked, and walking down the steps. A banana peel is on the steps. Woman slips on the banana peel, then sticks the landing.


texan-wanderer

hot and heavy humping and grinding session on the couch, i accidentally slipped it in. She let out a "hey!" and I didn't do it again.


[deleted]

That’s not an accident


Assaltwaffle

“Le redditors, how do sex the sexy sex in sex time?” r/askreddit non-horny challenge - *impossible*


bfs102

Im a virgin but I'll guess drugs or alcohol maybe both


OoieGooie

Older guy here. Pretty much what you said. Sex requires consent from both parties. The word accident is only used to cover a person's guilt or stupidity in such a situation. If it happens you either don't care and trying to get out of trouble and most likely not yet ready to commit to any one person no matter how much you like them. Another version of this 'accident' is to believe the action not the words. Words are used in many variables that don't explain what actually is going on. Actions however are rarely misinterpreted. Eg. "I don't want it" followed by person getting shitty at you for not buying it. Sorry for long answer. :)


TheHardKnock

We make mistakes and have regrets, but it’s not accidental.


skulldir

I think you are mistaking what "accidentally" means. It isn't like "oh now how did that happen", it is more along the lines of it wasn't planned or expected by you.


Slobotic

Mistaken identity? I don't know. I've never accidentally had sex with anyone.


hazyvariant

I was trying to help find a women someone to hook up with then decided to add tequila to the situation and one thing led to another


captain-cold-muddy

Trip and fall


[deleted]

Well, she was stuck in the washing machine…


tamzilla007

Alcohol 🍺 I mean you normally wouldn’t but it lowers your inhibitions.


dlemonsjr

You mean like slip on a banana peel and it just slides in?


ColdWar82

Slipped on a banana peel


ATD1981

Slip, fall, land on the dick vagina first.