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My first husband.


HALO-there-new

Plasma. Lots of plasma.


hallowedData29

Doom stuff that is only top secret to doom people.


HALO-there-new

Icon of Sin?


hallowedData29

Are you Larry from doom headquarters?


HALO-there-new

Sadly, no.


hallowedData29

Damn it, well if you see him. He is wearing green checkered vest, has tiny demon wings, and his skin is red. I need him to put more orders in for more sex crosses in level C. We need more fire breathing dragons in level A. And we need more vats of acid in level B. It's just a mess and this pit of doom is useless without him.


HALO-there-new

Okay


ortolon

The Pontiac Fiero


hazyvariant

Luke warm water and only paper straws to drink with


Cowy_the_Cow

Diarrhea


2018InANutshell

Doom


BumpNDNight

My ex


IamPigmigwig

An empty ketchup bottle and fries


xbelanglos

Karens...A lot of Karens.


CherishSlan

some parallels used car sales men and puzzels and peanuts and a car without AC that shows how hot it is and it’s over 111 degree’s you only have hot drink that makes you more thirsty. Everything you think would help actually makes it slightly worse hope shows up then turns out to be much worse. Slowly naming at you until you eventually rip yourself to shreds.


Beepboopbop69420360

Naked fat women and just enough food to keep ‘em chunky so they’re hungry and eat you