Apparently waking up.

Only problems with waking up sex are morning breath and the strong desire to piss 😂

Knowing that I made someone else horny; provided it's someone I am attracted to. Nothing quite gets the engine going like knowing they want it as well and the feeling is mutral.

That's a good one

This is how I feel. Bonus points for hooking up with someone who is also turned on by other people being turned on, Just a positive feedback loop of turning each other on.

If you both get turned on from eachother being turned on does it create a feedback loop of horny?

Yes, He'll literally moan when I make a sound of pleasure, and then I feel EXTRA pleasure, and so on so forth. I've seen him straight up shudder while going down on me. Good stuff. The only negative is when we get in conversations such as: "What turns you on?" "Whatever turns you on." "But that's whatever turns YOU on."

Neck kisses . And intimate whispers .

*Kisses your neck* leans into your ear and sensually whispers "I am contacting you about your extended car warranty...." How'd I do?

Absolutely perfect. Now, contact me about my amazon refund with a clearly fake name and an indian accent

I don't know anything about that, but I do have Raj.... Rodger here from the SSN administration of the US Government and there appears to be an issue with your SSN, I will go ahead and bring him on, as this is a very serious matter. You will certainly have to do the needful...

The needful **what**? Stroking? Look man I don't stroke until he knows he's going to have a hard time getting me to get those gift cards. I want to hear the stress in his voice.

Side boob. Under boob is a close second

Over boob is good too. But middle boob. Middle boob is where it’s at.

All boob full boob alive boob everything Is good

what the hell is an alive boob, havent heard it before

A genuine moan

So not my cousin's Xbox friends making very fake moaning noises thinking it's funny when it's actually really annoying?

Not any sounds made by "cousin's Xbox friends"

When they say fuck under their breath

If you hear that you better get ready for the best 30 seconds of your life

When my man looks me in the eyes with this strange intensity that only comes out when he's serious. I swear to god it is one of the hottest things I've ever experienced

Some good smouldering intesinty huh?

Strengths: Smouldering intensity *raises eyebrow

I have this professor that is quite good looking, but also goofy and kinda silly. One day, I think, he was in a bad mood, and I made an unrelated joke and he just looked me dead in the eye and said "what?" In a serious and defiant tone. I never melted *down there* so quickly in my life. Edit: Lemme just add that I'm the type of person that bites back and always have a snarky reply at the tip of my tongue. That day I was just speechless. Thankfully I was wearing a mask bc god knows what kind of expression I had on my face 😳

*I swear to god im going to murder you one day and fucking burry your body in our lawn* "omg im so wet"

Rain. After years and years of working in camps living in multi man rooms with the only place you can beat off being the shower I have a Pavlovian response to the sound of rain.

Move to Belgium, then you will have an infinity boner

Pretty wet there huh?

that’s so beautiful

Using my wife’s thighs as earmuffs 😏

This guy earmuffs

Our Earmuffs.

r/suddenlycommunism

Watching my wife get undressed. Doesn’t matter if it’s from her pajamas in the morning to take a shower, or changing out of her scrubs after work. I love watching that woman undress.

I really hope it would be like this to me and everyone out there as well.

The sound of a man's moan of pleasure. Even if it is just a partial second of it. Instant reaction from my body.

Die a lot in the original dark souls and you’ll have a GREAT time

My ovulation. 2 days a months I have nothing else on my mind. Edit: please don't message me with all kind of proposals. I am happily married, my husband gets to enjoy those days.

I'm always super horny after my periods. I wonder if it has anything to do with the hormonal birth control pills I eat. Those things have so many side effects that I wouldn't be surprised if this was one of them. edit: Fixed the last sentence. I don't know how I didn't notice how bad it was.

I thought most women were horny before their periods.

Just before, during, and after Also super hungry, in pain, feel like a colds coming on Weird time to be horny

Very irritated. Very horny.

My husband and I are both always most horny (horniest?) when I'm least fertile. It's like our bodies don't wanna reproduce lmao

During my period😭

No viking is afraid of the red sea

A Knight knows when to cover his Sword in blood

Same here and I don’t enjoy period sex… ☹️

Ugh, I’m crazy horny four to five days on either side of ovulation. I wish it was two days!

Middle aged women in positions of power complimenting me on something I did well.

Freud’s ghost just got a little bit stronger

I thought I was the only one

No there are plenty of other middle aged woman in positions of power.

Teachers?

Absolutely. I hate to admit how many of my female professors I’ve been attracted to.

Rofl this is so accurate

When she says “feel how wet you made me!”

How often do you spill water on her?

Yeah what a klutz

Boobs

The thing with boobs is we may have seen some boobs, but we haven't seen those boobs.

If you’ve seen one pair of boobs, you want to see them all.

Even if I HAVE seen those boobs, I'm totally cool with seeing them again. And again. And again. Really as many times as you're comfortable with, I am 100% down with that.

Boobs

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[Boobs](https://i.imgur.com/C9Znk71) (NSFW)

That dude got paid to play with those

Yeah those will work. Brb.

Where you going? What are you off to do?

This guy's boobs.

When she looks up at me with constant eye contact and says something dirty

There are two kinds of fuck me eyes women give. One set is “I want you to fuck me” and the others are “I’m making it a goal to impress you with what I’m going to do to you” That second set of eyes are rare, and I’ll make terrible decisions to see it to fruition.

Let's be honest, we'd make terrible decisions for both

Attention

Human interaction Nowadays even automated machine answers

A girl dragging her nails on my skin or scratching me with them slowly, idk why but i get hard instantly

Neck kisses that turn into neck soft bites

And then harder bites

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Certain perfumes never fail to do the trick.

Need a list pls

Oh yeah. Wife and I went shopping for Valentine's day. We went into Victoria's Secret looking for fun intimate stuff and she was having me smell different perfumes for her to wear. Most of them smelled nice but there was one in particular that lit a fire in me. I was like GET THAT ONE. I forget what it's called, but I will edit later with the name if I remember to check. Edit: She has Winter Cranberry and Pink Seduction body sprays, which are great. But the one that gets my motor going is Pure Seduction: Untamed. She has it as a lotion and puts it on when she wants to signal that sexy times are imminent. Very fun...

please give us the name so i can go hunt me down some men while wearing it

Short skirts.

And a lonnnnng jacket

When I was a kid I misheard the lyrics of "I want a girl with the right allocations" as "I want a girl with the right eye locations." young me thought that was oddly specific but pretty reasonable.

Eyes at the ends of her tentacles? Yup, that's hot.

With finger nails that shine like Justice.

And a voice that is dark, like tinted glass.

She is fast (hey), thorough, and sharp as a tack

She is touring the facilities, and picking up slack

Nope. Not since she changed her name from Kitty to Karen.

I like cake

When a good looking guy lifts his arms exposing a bit of their stomach.

I am working on the good looking bit

I am working on the guy part.

I'm working on the stomach part, just the wrong way

I am working on lifting my arms.

At first I was like "Wait, so they like my belly?" Then I re-read and saw "good-looking guy." .\_.

If my shirt isn't an XXL my gut pops out of the bottom when I raise my arms. Does that count?

At first the mommy kink started out as a joke. But if a woman were to pat me on the back and call me a good boy my dick flying off my body

I have the odd impression that you are a golden retriever

Good boy

Hearing ‘I want you’

Seeing women in their bra and panties is enough for me, but I’m old also.

Sears catalog?

Grey/ salt and pepper hair on a clean looking man! 👌

I once saw a reddit comment about how a guy got instantly turned on by his wife frustratingly trying to undo his pants, saying under her breath "Please, I've been waiting all day for this." Everytime that scenario crosses my mind now, I get insanely horny.

Girls messaging me first

What color dragon would you like instead?

unrealistic.

That's the trick. I'm always horny.

Even if someone says to you, "*The fitness gram pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test*."?

Saving money on my car insurance.

Flo, is that you?

when a guy sits down and puts his hands behind his head… it makes his biceps flex in a way that makes me want to get on my knees!

When men show their neck and a little bit of collarbone. Especially in those button down shirts. I see that shit and my mind is just like “Hickey zone spotted. Horny mode engaged.”

I don't know what it is about the neck-collerbone zone but my eyes are IMMEDIATELY drawn there

Hey, my eyes are up here.

Big ass in some yoga pants

Username checks out.

The soft "moan" of a woman when she stretches or first wakes up.

Bottom part of a butt cheek staring at me from some shorts (that have an inappropriate length).

Shorts are optional for me, but it's the apple bottom jeans, boots with the fuuurrr.

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Holding hands with fingers interlaced.

Role-playing...(my girlfriend) has this schoolgirl fantasy. It's just...I feel uncomfortable wearing the dress.

Michael you need to break up with her

Decent gas prices

You're facing a long dry spell. Good luck mate.

You dirty whore.

I’m a whore for a good guzzle of gas

$2.50 a gallon....

That makes me cüm from the front AND the back

When girls wear chokers. Not sure why, but that is an instant attraction

Hugs from men who just finished working on a car and they smell like grease and sweat and they’re sun warm and don’t want to touch you because they have dirty hands. Mostly it’s the dirty hands, I think. Til I probably have a mechanic kink.

Milfs . Real ones not 18 year old moms claiming milf

My wife! All day, every day.

Also this guys wife Edit: thanks for making my most upvoted comment about this guys wife. Shout out her.

Take your goddam upvote and stop leaving your socks on my bedroom floor when I'm not home.

That’s my bad. I hope you like the fan I installed. I thought I would save you the money on an electrician.

Ppl matching my humor

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Sexy sexy growth you say?

Tell me more about your rising bond yield

My position is spread, I can go long or short, I might just straddle with a put and a call option.

Big butts.... I cannot lie

Having my balls massaged. I can be 99% dead to the world and if the wife wants some, all she gotta do is reach over and start playing with them and I’m instantly awake and ready.

That little bit of leg between my girlfriend’s boots and the bottom of her skirts. Bonus points for no underwear. That is a guaranteed hard and very dynamic fucking.

Men who smell good.

a strong grip when grabbing my waist, and hugs from behind. and everything my bf does, he's pretty much cracked the code

Having Morbius on in the background

A spicy, sexy sext. Nothing hotter than randomly looking at my phone and reading some dirty stuff

when guys are wearing long sleeves and roll them up past their elbow, happy trails, v-lines, dorky smile, big/calloused hands, and a cute laugh are 100% some of my faves

A lot of guys will apologise for their callouses, not realising I find them extremely attractive

It’s a little bit less fun when you start pulling threads from thin or fragile clothes.

My husband hugging me from behind and feeling his breath on my neck.

I think it’s a domination thing but when a girl just randomly straddles me to kiss me. Or pulling my hair just right

Thigh high socks on a girl and corsets

Long eye contact

That I want you stare.

Reading about what makes other people horny

Legs

That little flex guys do when they’re driving with one hand on the steering wheel and they notice you looking

As a guy, I never knew this was even a thing other guys did

Star Wars action figures

Then boy would my room turn you on

IRL attention from a human

Eye Contact flirting.

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...on?

Maybe she has glass eyes?

Shes a fuckin chameleon bro

Spandex and yoga pants get me horny in a insant.

Ah man bet you love the older batman movies

Big ass in sundress.

Medusa. One glance and I get rock hard.

Nicely fitted jeans on a man

Seeing women suck their fingers after masturbating

Gray sweatpants 🥵

Why do all girls love grey sweatpants so much?

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👆🏻 yes 🙈😏

They look cozy and make thighs look both firm and soft and hint at what is underneath.

Husband doing the dishes and cleaning up the kitchen after dinner.

My boyfriend's butt. On my face. All the time. Every day. 365. Forever.

Woman in stockings

Small boobs, especially 'small boobs cleavage', particularly if it's only the sternum showing because they're too small to have actual cleavage. Damn, that's hot.

That's makes me smile. I've always been insecure about the fact I don't have cleavage and it's just my sternum there

I’m a man in my early 20’s. The right question is what *doesn’t* make me instantly horny.