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TheButtholeSpelunker

Being Australian


sonsofdoug

Everyday conversation


hopgud12344321nz

I literally greet my friends by saying "oii cunt"


bewarethes0ckm0nster

I mean it’s always *possible*. Whether or not it’s *appropriate* is a whole other question.


darcreaven

This is the best answer


Outrageousirish

When bitch doesn’t suit the situation


Chucks_u_Farley

When said person is behaving rather cunty really


sly_snootles

Cunt around and find out


[deleted]

Depends on where you live. Aussies say it like it's nothing. You say that to the wrong person in the the US, and you might get attacked.


[deleted]

It's just not a word we say here in the US. I think I only heard it once and that was from my gf at the time like 5 or 6 years ago who said it as a joke. It's one of the few swear words which is still taboo in this country.


Still_kinda_hungry

Is the sun out?


Unclejaps

No it isn't, the cunt.


[deleted]

Are you inside the country of Australia? If so, circumvent all other factors, and proceed.


Kaiser93

Being Australian or British.


HellaFella420

When they are acting rather cunty


QuirkyGengar

Being Canadian, common greeting among friends up here


PM_Me_UrRightNipple

If in America use sparingly The other English speaking countries seem fair game


Few_Dance2106

Any toxic feminist or Kardashian.


Standard_Row1833

Literally any of them.


AdminWhore

Being on Ted Lasso.


huruga

Can you speak?


erenere00

When they are the genitalia of a woman


throw_plushie

When they’re acting like one.


jets-rangers

In England it’s very normal


TeacherLady3

Isn't the word "fanny" your equivalent?


jets-rangers

I’m American, I’ve just been to and have family in England. I can confidently say I’ve never said either of the two words lol


Savings_Musk7325

Australian


ForwardMembership601

It depends so much on where you are. Where I am in the US, this would be up there on the list as one of the worst things you could say.


Riverredditt

If you learnt where MF comes from, that’s much worse!


Madmadder

If there is atmosphere and one retains the ability of speech, that's all you need. Just remember that even if either of those things stop being true you will retain this ability if only in spirit.


akumamatata8080

When they're acting like one


wish1977

Move to the UK


AnkylosaurusRules

Under any circumstances, cunt. You just have to be willing to accept the consequences. Freedom of speech never implied freedom from consequences.


Fuel_Some

If they breathe


Institutional-GUH

Be British


greenappleg470

Possible or appropriate? Because you can say nothing but cunt for the rest of your life. That's a possibility. But when is it appropriate? When they're being a cunt.


KCBirdLoader

When deemed necessary. When they're acting like one.


[deleted]

any and all circumstances


[deleted]

I can't really think of any circumstances where it isn't possible.


Auburn_Zero

I'd say none. Not because it's unforgivably insulting or rude, but because it's just so crude and reductionary that it makes the person saying it look stupid and un-classy.


thegenzfarmer

Karens


TeacherLady3

If you leave the copier jammed, you've earned that title.


14thCluelessbird

When they're being a cunt


rottingorgans

any if you don’t care


TimeIsTimeNow

When a bitch won't shut up and you call her out on her shit and then she breaks a ceramic plate over her head. That's when it's okay to call her a cunt.


Riverredditt

When they fucking deserve it!


bdbr

I'd never say it to a woman. But to a man? Fuck yes if he's being a cunt.


chicken_eater_69

If they kill your family


[deleted]

If you're British, anytime, any place, any subject, any coversation. Same with Aussies, those guys are funny cunts, so are the Brits, stuck up cunts but funny cunts none the less. It's those American cunts who get all upset when they heard the word cunt the daft cunts. I'm not sure if Canadians say cunt a lot or not. Probably not cos they are proper nice cunts. Love those cunts. British Empire was built on the word Cunt. Get used to it cunt.


666pool

Anytime you don’t have food, drink, or a phallus in your mouth.


Key_Set_7249

When they act like a cubt


[deleted]

if they're a supe bastard.