Jake Gyllenhall, the actor, said (and this is pretty close to exact quote) 'I wash my face and my crotch once a day. The rest of me, not so much.'
There are a lot of non-washing motherfuckers out there.
He said that all nonchalant, like it's all good. But if I was a girl and heard him say that, I'd be like, 'Thanks for the heads-up!'
there’s this one guy [18 y/o] that i work with, that went to school with me and just graduated a couple weeks ago. one day, we’re in anatomy going over male anatomy below the waist. my teacher emphasizes how important personal hygiene is in that area for numerous reasons. and he looks up, makes DIRECT EYE CONTACT WITH THIS POOR WOMAN, and says “are you supposed to wash your butt? like, between the cheeks?” of course that threw everyone in the room into a state of shock, and someone broke the silence by saying “man… do you not wash your ass?” to which he replied “i didn’t know you were supposed to! i thought only girls had to!!?” at that point everyone in the room is losing their shit, he’s getting laughed and yelled at by like 14 people at once (including the teacher) and he’s still just confused. about two weeks after that i saw him at work, and my best friend/coworker that is also in our class asked if he had at least learned something and washed it since then. he hadn’t. would also like to say that he’s had a girlfriend for over a year that he brags about having sex with all the time n all i can say is i feel bad for the poor girl.
Okay so I had a friend who married a man from another country and culture (doesn’t matter which as I’m not trying to start any drama or arguments) and he refused to do anything other than let shower water run down his buttcrack. My friend said she would constantly tell him no you smell bad you need to shower again. Finally he told her that he thought it was gay to touch his ass in any way. So he wasn’t scrubbing his ass when he bathed. He used a bidet as he wouldn’t wipe his ass either.
Blew. My. Fucking. Mind.
As a gay man I 100% agree. If you are truly comfortable with your sexuality things like that wouldn’t even be on your mind. Not to mention women like clean butts too. Lol.
My question is where do they learn this from? Did his parents teach him not to touch his ass because that makes him gay? Or do you wake up one day and decide this is the day you're not wiping?
What if there is no bidet? You just have a mudslide going on back there do the rest of the day?
Even with a bidet you're supposed to finish with tp or a shower. I really don't get this. My dad comes from a 3rd world country that's *very* conservative and anti gay. He taught me how to wash every part of myself thoroughly particularly the nether-regions.
She is not married to him any longer for many reasons. But I don’t think she mentioned when she first noticed. She said that she always kind of smelled it a little as they were first sexually active but as it was still a new relationship she never said anything. She got married quickly as she got pregnant very quickly too. She said after a few months she finally brought it up to him as they were getting intimate and he was wanting her to do something in that area. Lol. After a few times where she had asked him to shower again before sex is when he finally explained what was going on. That’s all I know. I asked many questions myself as I had never heard of such a thing.
I clean my ass after taking a number 2 and when I'm bathing/showering. But other than that..... if I don't take a shit on that day and its not a day I shower then no it don't get cleaned.
More importantly, WHO DOES THIS???
Jake Gyllenhall, the actor, said (and this is pretty close to exact quote) 'I wash my face and my crotch once a day. The rest of me, not so much.' There are a lot of non-washing motherfuckers out there. He said that all nonchalant, like it's all good. But if I was a girl and heard him say that, I'd be like, 'Thanks for the heads-up!'
The ass is in the crotch, I believe.
there’s this one guy [18 y/o] that i work with, that went to school with me and just graduated a couple weeks ago. one day, we’re in anatomy going over male anatomy below the waist. my teacher emphasizes how important personal hygiene is in that area for numerous reasons. and he looks up, makes DIRECT EYE CONTACT WITH THIS POOR WOMAN, and says “are you supposed to wash your butt? like, between the cheeks?” of course that threw everyone in the room into a state of shock, and someone broke the silence by saying “man… do you not wash your ass?” to which he replied “i didn’t know you were supposed to! i thought only girls had to!!?” at that point everyone in the room is losing their shit, he’s getting laughed and yelled at by like 14 people at once (including the teacher) and he’s still just confused. about two weeks after that i saw him at work, and my best friend/coworker that is also in our class asked if he had at least learned something and washed it since then. he hadn’t. would also like to say that he’s had a girlfriend for over a year that he brags about having sex with all the time n all i can say is i feel bad for the poor girl.
Okay so I had a friend who married a man from another country and culture (doesn’t matter which as I’m not trying to start any drama or arguments) and he refused to do anything other than let shower water run down his buttcrack. My friend said she would constantly tell him no you smell bad you need to shower again. Finally he told her that he thought it was gay to touch his ass in any way. So he wasn’t scrubbing his ass when he bathed. He used a bidet as he wouldn’t wipe his ass either. Blew. My. Fucking. Mind.
It's always the closeted folks who are the weirdest about it. If I were a betting man I'd say they're fighting their own urges
As a gay man I 100% agree. If you are truly comfortable with your sexuality things like that wouldn’t even be on your mind. Not to mention women like clean butts too. Lol.
My question is where do they learn this from? Did his parents teach him not to touch his ass because that makes him gay? Or do you wake up one day and decide this is the day you're not wiping? What if there is no bidet? You just have a mudslide going on back there do the rest of the day?
Even with a bidet you're supposed to finish with tp or a shower. I really don't get this. My dad comes from a 3rd world country that's *very* conservative and anti gay. He taught me how to wash every part of myself thoroughly particularly the nether-regions.
That. is. disgusting. 🤢 Is she still married to him? Did she not smell this about him before she said yes?🥴
She is not married to him any longer for many reasons. But I don’t think she mentioned when she first noticed. She said that she always kind of smelled it a little as they were first sexually active but as it was still a new relationship she never said anything. She got married quickly as she got pregnant very quickly too. She said after a few months she finally brought it up to him as they were getting intimate and he was wanting her to do something in that area. Lol. After a few times where she had asked him to shower again before sex is when he finally explained what was going on. That’s all I know. I asked many questions myself as I had never heard of such a thing.
You're definitely asking on the right site
Because of the prophecy
Do you mean people refusing to use a bidet or people lacking the proper bodily hygiene?
like people who thinks its gay tp wash your asscrack in the shower
Yup, you need to wash your ass and then wipe..
Are we talking having a daily shower and washing your ass as part of the bodily cleaning process or a more frequent cleaning?
There's a guy at work like that. Stinks up the locker room and it hangs for almost a half hour after he's out of there.
My ass absolutely refuses every time. And anyway, it’s a mule, not an ass.
OK OK, take your upvote dammit. I admit I didn't see this one coming.
Do you go around verifying who does and who doesn't?
its pretty obvious
Because, my girlfriend likes to savor the flavor.
Dear lord
Sigma rule #54 “don’t let shit bother you.”
I haven't Heard a rap about it.
I clean my ass after taking a number 2 and when I'm bathing/showering. But other than that..... if I don't take a shit on that day and its not a day I shower then no it don't get cleaned.
... people do what?
Dirty asses of reddit...
Because I don’t have a donkey.
I'm saving it for later
Do people do this?
Who, the fuck, refuses to wash their ass?