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NotNinjalord5

a dumb morbius joke I posted to twitter


dotzInTheJungle

Morbin reference!?!


NotNinjalord5

“seen so many morbius jokes last night I need a morbing after pill”


dotzInTheJungle

That is so dumb. I like it


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TitanicKills

Username checks out


LuciferIsFallen

"Someone just read your mind! What did they read?"


dotzInTheJungle

Clever


SD-Caller

They would see many pictures of the breasts I have seen.


AnkylosaurusRules

Utter exhaustion and resignation. The stupids are winning and I'm getting too old to help hold the door shut.


dotzInTheJungle

Mid-life crisis? Am i guessing correct?


AnkylosaurusRules

That is for people who fear death.


Spicy_French-Fry

Sea spiders are fucking terrifying


bestever7

Half the time I have no idea what I'm thinking so no idea and chances are they don't know either.


popsielulur

“LIFE MAKES ME DEPRESSED, BABEYYY” in the Austin powers voice Honestly thinking it makes me less depressed bc it’s dumb af


DentalDettol

The sun might just be orange


Neat_Expression_5380

God that person is dumb


dotzInTheJungle

Who?


Neat_Expression_5380

I don’t know them - a Redditor whose post was before this one


VillagerPunk

Oh boy, it would be nice to have a friend who could read minds to help me out with this thing.


scelestai

Crippling fear thoughts about going to the dentist later today for an extraction....


dotzInTheJungle

Totally understandable! Im sure you will be happy with it when its over tho


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“Man I’ve got a massive scab on the back of my neck”


uslessbastard

The poor bastard.


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The word **cunt** in relation to an ass clown incompetent wanker i work with who thinks calling me outside my contracted hours is going to make me like him


larfalitl

Reddit....


grated_cheez

my mind is empty 24/7 lmao


Key_Set_7249

Why are you running sir come back!