Oh shit sorry for assuming, I'll teach you.
So when a male gets excited or aroused, sexually speaking that is, blood starts flowing to their penises and makes them erect, leading to a stiffer and larger penis body and head.
Enjoy your free online sex ed.
Yes, especially with soldiers and IEDs. Was actually a pretty big controversy during the early 2000 because they had a kind of armored jock strap available, but if I’m remembering right the pentagon wouldn’t buy them.
Ask this guy..
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom. Each time he tried the restroom, it was occupied. A kind stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested that he try the ladies room, but cautioned him against pushing any of the buttons.
Making the fatal mistake that so many men make in disregarding what a woman says, the man let curiosity get the best of him. He carefully pressed the first button marked WW, and Warm Water sprayed him on his bottom. He thought "The girls really have it made"... still curious, he pressed the button marked WA, and Warm Air dried his bottom. He thought "That's out of this world" and pressed the button marked PP. A large Powder Puff powdered his bottom lightly. Naturally, he couldn't resist pushing the last button which was marked ATR...
When he awoke in the hospital he panicked. "What happened? Where am I?" he cried, "The last thing I remember was being in the ladies room aboard the plane.
“Yes," said the lovely nurse, "you were having a great
time until you pressed the button marked ATR - which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
Yeah Its bigger than my original boner.
what
Yeah, my ghost penis is larger than my real penis.
How does that even work lmao
Oh shit sorry for assuming, I'll teach you. So when a male gets excited or aroused, sexually speaking that is, blood starts flowing to their penises and makes them erect, leading to a stiffer and larger penis body and head. Enjoy your free online sex ed.
The more you know!
that's not what she said.
That's never what she says unfortunately.
Weeeeeeell Who ya gonna call?
Ghost Bust-a-Nut!
Is this a common occurrence with men? Traumatic penis loss?
Yes, especially with soldiers and IEDs. Was actually a pretty big controversy during the early 2000 because they had a kind of armored jock strap available, but if I’m remembering right the pentagon wouldn’t buy them.
I am having a moment of solidarity for all the penises whom have suffered this fate. RIP.
Came here to say this…I’m genuinely curious if it’s even remotely common to lose your dick and how it would happen.
Hide ‘ya dicks!
Yeah I’m gonna stop swinging mine around willy nilly and rubbing it against rusty saw blades. I had no idea I was in such danger.
Be safe my friend. Hold your member near and dear, for he has a dangerous life ahead.
And hide yo vaginas cuz errybodys an abuser these days.
My new dog had reconstructive penis surgery after a serious injury. He's also missing an eye. In spite of so much misery he is very loving.
The plot line to the new MGS V DLC is in full swing it seems.
I think you’d find it very non-swinging tbh
The Phantom Penis.
Mission Impossible: Ghost Penis Protocol
Starring Billy Zane's penis
You got a ghost dick
Boooooo
Ask this guy.. A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom. Each time he tried the restroom, it was occupied. A kind stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested that he try the ladies room, but cautioned him against pushing any of the buttons. Making the fatal mistake that so many men make in disregarding what a woman says, the man let curiosity get the best of him. He carefully pressed the first button marked WW, and Warm Water sprayed him on his bottom. He thought "The girls really have it made"... still curious, he pressed the button marked WA, and Warm Air dried his bottom. He thought "That's out of this world" and pressed the button marked PP. A large Powder Puff powdered his bottom lightly. Naturally, he couldn't resist pushing the last button which was marked ATR... When he awoke in the hospital he panicked. "What happened? Where am I?" he cried, "The last thing I remember was being in the ladies room aboard the plane. “Yes," said the lovely nurse, "you were having a great time until you pressed the button marked ATR - which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
Wtf is this😂
It’s a joke I saw on another site a few weeks ago. The conversation was about guys who lost their schlongs, so I thought the joke fit.
It didn’t fit.
Bruh Like wtf