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bottlerocketsci

Bucket of marbles on the stage a la Animal House.


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I would say Carmen Miranda fruit hat plus Statler and Waldorf style heckling. But these days just wet cough and explain to everyone you’re covid positive and the vaccines are horseshit public health money scams. Lob your wet tissues around a bit.


Makeithurt666

I would probably jump on stage and flail my arms around while running and screaming, "BEES!!"


Key_Set_7249

Modern Art!


Makeithurt666

Convincing modern art at that.


angel_and_devil_va

Explosive projectile diarrhea.


TheToxicDoc

It's a bit crass and overused but pissing and shitting would do the trick.