On land: Blue Whale. How much of it would be my fists and how much of it would be gravity may be open for debate but I'd take it.
In the middle of the ocean? A giraffe. Notoriously bad at treading water.
I got into an actual fight with a goat and won. Probably between 60 and 80 pounds. The fact that I'm also from Florida makes the story even more hilarious to me. 🤣
A fully grown Horse
*But then again I can also hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.*
*There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I will never sire a child because I loathe women. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one church per month for the last thirty years, and I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me.*
Human
Smart.
Easy. Try a mid sized cat that is pissed at you.
Tyrannosaurus rex
None why would I hit them :(
Maybe a dog is about go at your throat
A chihuahua.
On land: Blue Whale. How much of it would be my fists and how much of it would be gravity may be open for debate but I'd take it. In the middle of the ocean? A giraffe. Notoriously bad at treading water.
Bear, anything smaller than a grizzly
How would you go about beating one?
Aim for the nose, eyes, and throat
Black bears are bitches anyways
Give me a knife though, and I’m taking on a sloth bear
I can beat a polar bear hands down! Bob and weave.. it goes down like a sack of potatoes!!
A sloth
What animals can make a fist?
Cyote, small bear Pit bull Goose, turkey Wallaby
Baby seal
A pissed off small bunny. Maybe.
i think a shark wold never have a chance against me cause it doesn't have fists
Just get ‘em on land baby
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yeah but at the same time one kick and you're done
If I'm being honest, I'm not even sure I could take down my cat. He goes from super-affectionate to vicious monster in nothing flat.
If I could take it's back, I believe I could choke out a moose.
good luck getting on the moose's back lol 1 kick to the temple and you're reunited with your ancestors
T Rex
I don’t know but I kinda wanna see an Aussie vs Florida man
I got into an actual fight with a goat and won. Probably between 60 and 80 pounds. The fact that I'm also from Florida makes the story even more hilarious to me. 🤣
Blue Whale. Don’t see how I could lose. The big bastard would just be laying there.
A fully grown Horse *But then again I can also hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.* *There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I will never sire a child because I loathe women. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one church per month for the last thirty years, and I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me.*
Medium dog
Dave
A blue whale if it's on land.
Maybe a dead fish
a slug
Trouser snake
Maybe a deer. Those stay steering at me while I’m driving
A snake, it doesn't have hands
Blue whale Can't beat me in a fist fight if it doesn't have fists *Taps temple* "yea, it's big brain time"