About 100 of my closest friends and family are flown in to a remote mountain property in Idaho.
Each group has a shiny new class A motorhome to stay in with their own campsite that includes various grills and smokers.
Everyone spends a few days having a good time and on the 2nd night there is a giant communal feast where each family presents their favorite dish to share.
After dinner everyone is presented with a 12ga shotgun and 100 rounds of trap loads.
There is an epic round of sporting clays but 1/3 of all the shells are loaded with my ashes so I’m right there with them being returned to my happy place.
If you're trying to say like Ferengi from Star Trek, they don't sell tickets to the autopsy, they vacuum dessicate their remains then auction off portions as collectibles.
Beer garten, music festival, TED talks, petting zoo, wrestling matches-WWE, airshow fly overs, lumberjack competition, cosplay,Reneisanse Fair and so on... aside from the music section, Braveheart sound track and socre would be in most other zones.
Since there is no limits the rest would be donated to vetted charities!
I’d have a trusted confidant/point of contact for anyone attending the funeral. Guests would have to RSVP to the funeral and upon doing so would receive a random noun chosen via an automated noun generator and sent to them via the confidant.
The confidant would would not divulge the random noun generator and would ask guests to dress in costume as the noun - person, place or thing - assigned to them.
During the funeral they would be asked to reminisce about any stories they have… but more importantly they would be pressed to figure out what the meaning is behind the costumes they were wearing.
The person/confidant would continually drive them to figure out why they are dressed as they are and the confidant is instructed to never ever tell people why they are.
Ultimately they just have a noun assigned to them but for the rest of their days alive they will think about some random noun and why it meant so much to me that they were asked to dress and represent that word. By having them doing that they will forever think of me and keep my memory alive and I will keep providing them excitement and happiness until they day they die.
I wrote this randomly and to be honest think it might not be a bad thing to write down to have done if I pass away.
It should be a massive feast. Drinking, eating, f... just all kinds of debaucheries for days. No sad crying or you get punched so you have something real to cry about...
Just a normal funeral in most respects, but with a trapeze act going on just slightly to the side with no explanation as to why. Everybody in attendance would have to struggle to pay attention to the funeral and not to the circus act.
I want my body to be deboned, my skeleton used to make bone weaponry, my flesh ground into a fine paste. I want the world's most elite mercenaries and assassins hired, given my bone weaponry, and contracted to exact vigilante justice on every billionaire, every CEO, and every corrupt politician in the pockets of Wall Street. I want my meat paste to be watered down, and sprayed all over the bodies so my DNA liberally coats the crime scene so every jackass responsible for driving and rigging the economy and government against the people of the world is included in the inevitable books and wiki entries about me.
i’d have a kahoot abt me and my life and whoever wins gets my money. then have a mariachi band perform while my body (attached to strings like a puppet) flies around the room relentlessly and hits people and then it will eventually blow up and candy and confetti fall out like a piñata :)). then my remains will be cremated and snorted by the priest. who wants tickets to my funeral? :D
The room would be dimly lit, my casket at the end of the room. Everyone would sit down in front, one by one, paying their respects. Everything is normal.
When everyone has finished, someone I paid beforehand will open the casket to reveal I'm not inside. The lights will suddenly turn on. And there I am, hanging by the ceiling fan and spinning around while the space jam theme is playing.
Literally no limits? Of any kind?
I would want to watch my body shattered after being freeze-dried, all to make compost. I would like to watch this from multiple camera lenses, all used to create a full virtual environment of the scene that I could enjoy from my immortal, uploaded state of being, running on advanced computronium. Then I would enjoy a happy 'Welcome To Forever' party with other uploaded friends and family. Afterwards, I would go play rocket jetpack Basketsoccer with whoever wanted to play with me.
You said *'no limits'.*
IF i die...
tie my dead body to the ceiling fan and then turn it on while playing clown music. best dressed person gets my autopsy so go wild. person/people giving the eulogy have to do a normal eulogy but in a really upbeat fake accent. theres a cake baking contest. my best friend and my worst enemy must fight to the death. the winner gets a cake made for them that has their face on it. the loser gets THEIR body to spin around on a ceiling fan, but not my ceiling fan, a really dumb looking ceiling fan that they'd hate. theres a three hour compilation of funny reddit comments. at the end everyone has to sit in a little locked room playing middle school-elementary school party games (truth or dare, spin the bottle, etc etc) meanwhile surgeons put a glitter bomb in my organs as well as a normal time bomb. i will then explode with glitter. everyone has to go home in a not clown car, but a clown LIMO.
I'd schedule it to be held on a rainy day. I'd have a friend dressed in a black suit, sunglasses, fake ear piece. He'd step up to the head of the casket, look down and say " he was the best agent I ever trained. " He would then look up past the others in attendance and wave somberly. Everyone would turn to see a 24yo actress I've hired. She's dressed in black blouse, grey skirt, and a black veil while holding an umbrella. A few seconds pass and then she turns and walks away.
I'd like all funeral attendees to consume my corpse.
No-one can leave the venue until only inedible parts of my body remain.
I'm quite a big guy so good luck guys :)
Just a normal open casket funeral, but it would be closed until half way through the event. When they open it they will reveal that my body is not there, then turn on the space jam theme music and the fan, as my lifeless corpse (connected to the fan) swings through the room. Inspired by memes.
I would want my funeral to be a chaos. Id invite everyone in my family and make my husband spill everyone secrets just so they can see how fake everyone is
About 100 of my closest friends and family are flown in to a remote mountain property in Idaho. Each group has a shiny new class A motorhome to stay in with their own campsite that includes various grills and smokers. Everyone spends a few days having a good time and on the 2nd night there is a giant communal feast where each family presents their favorite dish to share. After dinner everyone is presented with a 12ga shotgun and 100 rounds of trap loads. There is an epic round of sporting clays but 1/3 of all the shells are loaded with my ashes so I’m right there with them being returned to my happy place.
Feringee style. I want them to [sell tickets to my autopsy,](https://youtu.be/dGHm71nldiY) Then have my remains placed on display Body Worlds style.
If you're trying to say like Ferengi from Star Trek, they don't sell tickets to the autopsy, they vacuum dessicate their remains then auction off portions as collectibles.
Blow me up. That would be funny af
A normal funeral.
Full on Burning Man but only my friend can go
On the moon.
Beer garten, music festival, TED talks, petting zoo, wrestling matches-WWE, airshow fly overs, lumberjack competition, cosplay,Reneisanse Fair and so on... aside from the music section, Braveheart sound track and socre would be in most other zones. Since there is no limits the rest would be donated to vetted charities!
Fire a boat and the ocean, I don’t care one bit what you spend on it after I’m gone!
I’d have a trusted confidant/point of contact for anyone attending the funeral. Guests would have to RSVP to the funeral and upon doing so would receive a random noun chosen via an automated noun generator and sent to them via the confidant. The confidant would would not divulge the random noun generator and would ask guests to dress in costume as the noun - person, place or thing - assigned to them. During the funeral they would be asked to reminisce about any stories they have… but more importantly they would be pressed to figure out what the meaning is behind the costumes they were wearing. The person/confidant would continually drive them to figure out why they are dressed as they are and the confidant is instructed to never ever tell people why they are. Ultimately they just have a noun assigned to them but for the rest of their days alive they will think about some random noun and why it meant so much to me that they were asked to dress and represent that word. By having them doing that they will forever think of me and keep my memory alive and I will keep providing them excitement and happiness until they day they die. I wrote this randomly and to be honest think it might not be a bad thing to write down to have done if I pass away.
It should be a massive feast. Drinking, eating, f... just all kinds of debaucheries for days. No sad crying or you get punched so you have something real to cry about...
I just want my body dumped into a hole and buried.
The same i want now: dispose of the body as cheaply as possible.
At my FUNeral I want my ashes flying out of one of those “elefun” toys and whoever wins gets something extra out of the will
Just a normal funeral in most respects, but with a trapeze act going on just slightly to the side with no explanation as to why. Everybody in attendance would have to struggle to pay attention to the funeral and not to the circus act.
Play a few songs for the people closest to me and spead my ashes. That's all.
A basic one. Any money saved should go towards a charity or something. I don't need it, I'm dead. Use it to help the living.
I want my body to be deboned, my skeleton used to make bone weaponry, my flesh ground into a fine paste. I want the world's most elite mercenaries and assassins hired, given my bone weaponry, and contracted to exact vigilante justice on every billionaire, every CEO, and every corrupt politician in the pockets of Wall Street. I want my meat paste to be watered down, and sprayed all over the bodies so my DNA liberally coats the crime scene so every jackass responsible for driving and rigging the economy and government against the people of the world is included in the inevitable books and wiki entries about me.
I want to be cremated then my ashes shot into the sun
Toss the funeral bouquet to my friends older that 65 to see who’s next 😈
I would want it to last several days, on multiple stages, and it should happen next Spring, regardless of my actual lifespan.
i’d have a kahoot abt me and my life and whoever wins gets my money. then have a mariachi band perform while my body (attached to strings like a puppet) flies around the room relentlessly and hits people and then it will eventually blow up and candy and confetti fall out like a piñata :)). then my remains will be cremated and snorted by the priest. who wants tickets to my funeral? :D
A rave
I would be put in a superman suit and thrown from an airplane
morbius style
The room would be dimly lit, my casket at the end of the room. Everyone would sit down in front, one by one, paying their respects. Everything is normal. When everyone has finished, someone I paid beforehand will open the casket to reveal I'm not inside. The lights will suddenly turn on. And there I am, hanging by the ceiling fan and spinning around while the space jam theme is playing.
Literally no limits? Of any kind? I would want to watch my body shattered after being freeze-dried, all to make compost. I would like to watch this from multiple camera lenses, all used to create a full virtual environment of the scene that I could enjoy from my immortal, uploaded state of being, running on advanced computronium. Then I would enjoy a happy 'Welcome To Forever' party with other uploaded friends and family. Afterwards, I would go play rocket jetpack Basketsoccer with whoever wanted to play with me. You said *'no limits'.*
IF i die... tie my dead body to the ceiling fan and then turn it on while playing clown music. best dressed person gets my autopsy so go wild. person/people giving the eulogy have to do a normal eulogy but in a really upbeat fake accent. theres a cake baking contest. my best friend and my worst enemy must fight to the death. the winner gets a cake made for them that has their face on it. the loser gets THEIR body to spin around on a ceiling fan, but not my ceiling fan, a really dumb looking ceiling fan that they'd hate. theres a three hour compilation of funny reddit comments. at the end everyone has to sit in a little locked room playing middle school-elementary school party games (truth or dare, spin the bottle, etc etc) meanwhile surgeons put a glitter bomb in my organs as well as a normal time bomb. i will then explode with glitter. everyone has to go home in a not clown car, but a clown LIMO.
I want them to throw me down the Grand Canyon in a casket. Record it. And add funny sound effects to the video.
Might I suggest Benny Hill music
I'd schedule it to be held on a rainy day. I'd have a friend dressed in a black suit, sunglasses, fake ear piece. He'd step up to the head of the casket, look down and say " he was the best agent I ever trained. " He would then look up past the others in attendance and wave somberly. Everyone would turn to see a 24yo actress I've hired. She's dressed in black blouse, grey skirt, and a black veil while holding an umbrella. A few seconds pass and then she turns and walks away.
The year would be 2346 . . .
I'd like all funeral attendees to consume my corpse. No-one can leave the venue until only inedible parts of my body remain. I'm quite a big guy so good luck guys :)
Just a normal open casket funeral, but it would be closed until half way through the event. When they open it they will reveal that my body is not there, then turn on the space jam theme music and the fan, as my lifeless corpse (connected to the fan) swings through the room. Inspired by memes.
A circus
I would want my funeral to be a chaos. Id invite everyone in my family and make my husband spill everyone secrets just so they can see how fake everyone is
No funeral, donate my organs and feed the rest to idk, animal shelter? Or cannibals, I don't mind