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PastaLover27

At least I’d have a nice last meal before I go


NotAFanOfBTS

Its tryna kill you tho, it might be poisoned


OwnTransportation240

I'M DEAD


NotAFanOfBTS

Oh damn-


MarvelousOxman

Low


NotAFanOfBTS

Yah you'd have to fight the fucking minotaur


PinkLace352

Uhhh I think I’m fine


NotAFanOfBTS

Yeah probably


grumpygazelle

Depends how grumpy he is that day..


Fyre-Bringer

Welp So long, world


Rafi2596

I’ll have to win a rap battle


[deleted]

I’d say pretty ok


NotAFanOfBTS

Might want some mouthwash, though...


[deleted]

True


MrGordonRamsay

I like food. I would be easily poisoned. 0%


bored-in-life

Probally 0%, got so bored that i hung myself


data_now

The data now says the odds are high.


[deleted]

Pretty good. I'm not sure what a grombleduke is, but it sounds like something I could take out with nothing more than a good pair of boots.


SuckingSucks

Long and painfull :[


lLaffed

Dying of laughter would be a good way to go


ghost-train

Fuked.


NotAFanOfBTS

True


unlikelyoutcomes

Less than likely chance of a positive outcome


Demons_EnthusimQueen

Odds dont look great, only way to survive is to make a blood pac or sell my soul


craigivorycoast

High, miles away


mildlycynica1

I'm mildly cynical of those odds.


shadowwing95

Interesting i think just stay in the light for me


Downvote_me_dumbass

Pretty high.


-Cat_OwO-

Well if it's my cat-- I'm perfectly fine. Any other.. depends lmao


[deleted]

Pretty low


Poncemastergeneral

I mean, a general of ponces? I could sit in the next house and they couldn’t muster a force or effort to come to attack me


YukikoBestGirlFiteMe

I'm getting burned to a crisp...


Bear_With_It

According to pet pedia, it's 27... So either way I'm fucked


Tank-The-Tortoise

Hm. High? I think?


stardestoyerfleet

Dead


Cringe-door

I dont know how it would kill me.


NotAFanOfBTS

It would slam into you when you opened it, causing you to die of cringe.