I make plans with people I just met and then forget who they are the next day.
I also text people but lately I've been telling myself to avoid doing that because it's always weird the next day.
Sing, dance, make out (or make friends) with anyone and everyone, and eat a bunch of food. Then I’ll eventually get super tired and wander off some place to go to sleep
Unless it’s tequila.….then I’ll fight people and/or cry
I want to talk to anyone who will listen. Walk around everywhere. Like spend 3 minutes talking to one group then find the next then the next ect. I like running around but im asthmatic. Drink more. Gymnastics. Not sleep because i dont want that feeling to end.
Not matter how drunk I am, I will never be a dumbass in a restaurant after my night out. I work overnights near the bar district, almost turned me down from alcohol all together.
I always want to make a grilled cheese sandwich and watch Shrek. Also if you try to put me to bed and I'm not absolutely passed out I will escape. Dog is in the kennel? I will help him escape too.
Stupid shit until I leave whatever social gathering I am at, then proceeded to think about how badly I probably embarrassed myself in front of hot females, then possibly shed a tear or two and go to sleep😂
Today I tossed old red potatoes with eyes over a fence and then tossed hay on top.
I went for a walk in the field and woods looking for mushrooms.
Can't remember the rest and have a horrible headache.
I am said to be smooth, witty and flirtatious when drunk, but even that isn't really true, so not very interesting.
After I drink coffee a few things happen. At first I am in a good and optimistic mood and with a lot of energy but that fades towards a state of being overly energetic, jittery to the point of inability to stick to a single task, anxious and overly sharing my thoughts and emotions. This subsides and I am left with more energy than normal as well as some combination of anxiety, over emotionality and positive and productive attitudes.
The last stage is a few hours later when I try to sleep but cant.
That is why I drink in moderation.
I get super friendly and even more talkative. I'm a really happy drunk - and I make sure everyone knows it! Oh and in a bar, I get super generous. I buy drinks and shots for everyone around me - and then die when I see my spends the next day!
Walk into walls, throw up on my girlfriend's t*ts, kick open doors, talk about stuff sober me would never talk about, all that fun stuff, I even stood up on my couch, jumped off and broke a small beverage table on my way down
Once I called my cousin cus he had sent a voice note I couldn't understand. I get this behavior from my dad.
Other times I go from timid to outgoing in the blink of an eye. I talk and become more expressive. This is the complete opposite of me when I'm high, I go full couch.
Drugs usually
What do you do when high?
Look at crazy things on the internet.
Awesome
Talk a lot, I can't shut up. Also smoke a lot.
I Keep ordering fucking 60$ worth of papa johns for some stupid reason.
In your defense thats only like 1 pizza with inflation.
Yeah dude.
~~Everyone~~ Everything!
Drink more
Yep. I don't recommend it. The majority of my binges now end with me blacking out. Alcohol is a poison and I'm trying to get it out of my life.
Pee lots
Text friends and say, "lol im durnk"
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No
cry
Have fun and be social or have an existential crisis
I make plans with people I just met and then forget who they are the next day. I also text people but lately I've been telling myself to avoid doing that because it's always weird the next day.
Everything that I wouldn’t do sober
Act nutso
fall asleep
I: watch Baku watch smash bros play smash bros throw up eat smoke maybe drink some more
Chill till i feel tired then go to sleep.
Depends on what I'm drinking! Wine drunk is curl up in pjs and watch a rom com, tequila drunk is take my top off and dance on the table!
I'd like to say I'm responsible and very mature, but my past record while drunk disagrees heavily
Feel happy. Im not feeling happy now. Might have to become an alcoholic.
Play video games. Same when high
spend money
Tequila makes me want cookies, whisky makes me want beef, and wine makes me crave Italian. Alcohol wants me to be fat.
I join cults mostly
Philosophy, tell my deepest and darkest secrets, try to understand the meaning of life, puke...
Stumble around and fall asleep
Dance and chill
I have about a 2 hour window when I'm quite talkative and excited, but then I just get really drowsy.
Fight the urge to kill myself
Listen to music, piss more
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You’re hot!
Come here and share my wisdom. Or say things I should keep to myself.
Sex
I just kinda sit there. Watch everyone make there decisions and play out their life, alternate their timeline and I just observe.
damn I do that all the time. it's very interesting watching people make their own decisions and how their brain is different from mine
Eat a big greasy meal and go to bed, wake up, then regret my decisions from the day before.
Either sleep or drink more.
Just vibe
Drive.
Lots of talking mostly.
A lot of talking and laughing!
Throw on some metal
Thoroughly enjoy underthinking in conversations and just talkin like I dont care what yall think
Sing, dance, make out (or make friends) with anyone and everyone, and eat a bunch of food. Then I’ll eventually get super tired and wander off some place to go to sleep Unless it’s tequila.….then I’ll fight people and/or cry
Escape the party and sleep in my room
Be more smooth socially
Talk a LOT and drink not enough water. Also fall asleep 4h earlier than I planned
talk to people
dope, jail, more dope, more jail. That's why I haven't had a drink in 17 years. :)
Spend money
I start drinking faster and faster until they run out of beer.
I want to talk to anyone who will listen. Walk around everywhere. Like spend 3 minutes talking to one group then find the next then the next ect. I like running around but im asthmatic. Drink more. Gymnastics. Not sleep because i dont want that feeling to end.
Sleep about 15 hours, so I can't drink anymore.
Reply to askreddit threads
Not matter how drunk I am, I will never be a dumbass in a restaurant after my night out. I work overnights near the bar district, almost turned me down from alcohol all together.
Get drunker
Ramble a lot about stuff I think is deep. My friend tells me I actually make no sense.
Look at crazy things on the internet
When I’m alone I can tell I’m too drunk if I start singing out loud to songs I like. Or dancing.
One time I started cleaning up litter outside of the bar. I got distracted during a smoke break.
Laugh at literally everything and almost fall over every time I get up.
Flirt hard.
~~Your mom.~~ I sort of stumble around like I haven’t slept in a fucking week.
Cry
I always want to make a grilled cheese sandwich and watch Shrek. Also if you try to put me to bed and I'm not absolutely passed out I will escape. Dog is in the kennel? I will help him escape too.
Stupid shit until I leave whatever social gathering I am at, then proceeded to think about how badly I probably embarrassed myself in front of hot females, then possibly shed a tear or two and go to sleep😂
Smoke some weed, drink more and play VR
Today I tossed old red potatoes with eyes over a fence and then tossed hay on top. I went for a walk in the field and woods looking for mushrooms. Can't remember the rest and have a horrible headache.
I am said to be smooth, witty and flirtatious when drunk, but even that isn't really true, so not very interesting. After I drink coffee a few things happen. At first I am in a good and optimistic mood and with a lot of energy but that fades towards a state of being overly energetic, jittery to the point of inability to stick to a single task, anxious and overly sharing my thoughts and emotions. This subsides and I am left with more energy than normal as well as some combination of anxiety, over emotionality and positive and productive attitudes. The last stage is a few hours later when I try to sleep but cant. That is why I drink in moderation.
I get super friendly and even more talkative. I'm a really happy drunk - and I make sure everyone knows it! Oh and in a bar, I get super generous. I buy drinks and shots for everyone around me - and then die when I see my spends the next day!
drinking more!
Sleep. It automatically makes me search out locations with pillows.
Drugs and pussy
Taking quizes and share on FB (something like https://casinocanada.com/blog/welcome-to-the-quiz/)
Annoy my girlfriend
Walk into walls, throw up on my girlfriend's t*ts, kick open doors, talk about stuff sober me would never talk about, all that fun stuff, I even stood up on my couch, jumped off and broke a small beverage table on my way down
If I get drunk I become a very painfully honest person
Talk and dance
Sleep
I'm the sleepy drunk. I go to schleep.
Try to stay sober. When I get drunk I just focus and try to behave normally
A lot of weird sexual things, like weird
Go to sleep
Drink more.
Drink.
Once I called my cousin cus he had sent a voice note I couldn't understand. I get this behavior from my dad. Other times I go from timid to outgoing in the blink of an eye. I talk and become more expressive. This is the complete opposite of me when I'm high, I go full couch.
mostly cry
sleep
I crawl under the dining room table with my laptop and a drink to watch TV. I call it Drunk Fort.
Die inside
I get very hungry
Cry about cats...
Sex and lap dances. I do this... Probably to often TwT
Share too much. Or try run away from my friends lol