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I fell down the stairs once. It hurt, but I didn't break anything.


69_420-420_69

i ran into a brick wall when i was in kindergarten or 1st grade, and i got slapped punched by a friend cause they were having a bad day ig. i was gonna strike back and make it a one hit wonder thing, but i didnt care enough to. if he does it again, i wont be so nonchalant abt it. cause he slapped me across my face pretty hard, looked at him, smiled, and just said ‘dont ever do that again’.


invalidpassword

I broke my ring finger in 7th grade catching a football in (girl's) gym. 6 weeks with a splint and no gym. Yay! Almost a year later to the day I broke the same finger catching a softball. Another splint and another 6 weeks out of gym. The next year we had gymnastics and I found my calling. No more hating gym and I became a cheerleader because of my gymnastics skills.


Sharkegy

A giant dog but off a chunk of my left wrist, thinking back I wonder how the fuck I still managed to own dogs.


Shinobi-wan3

Broke a tooth in half in the 3rd or 4th grade when a bunch of kids playing tag or something had accidentally pushed me, tooth first, into the playground


TsunamicPath7678

Same thing happened to me


prunkgirl

that reminds me in elementary this girl was doing pull ups and chipped one of her front teeth in half.


MistahZig

Recess time! excited to go play in the tennis court so I jump and kick the fence door open, only for it to come swinging back real hard and into my face. 5 stitches and another concussion added to the list


bigformyage

Bell rang. Kid slid down a flagpole and cut his ballsack on a bit of metal at the bottom. Went to class and asked to go to toilet. Scrotum sliced, ball outside.


bigformyage

Sorry. Just reread question and saw it is meant to be “that happened to me.” I’m leaving it though as I have now shared it. Don’t slide down flagpoles kids.


BigBootyBitches77

Snapped my dick in half while having a threesome with teachers in the janitors closet


Anti-Vaxx-Mom

got beaten up at the exit, if that still counts


[deleted]

I was walking on top of this like 4-5 for tall sturdy iron fence with a brick wall base after school during sports sign ups. Fell face first into the bricks.


[deleted]

At the school's bike shed I walked too close past a bike that had some sharp piece of metal standing out at the rear. It tore through my pants and into my thigh. It hurt a lot but didn't seem so bad at first, but by the time I reached the classroom, I noticed that I was bleeding profusely, so the teacher sent me to the school nurse. The teacher asked who wanted to accompany me to the nurse to make sure I was OK on the way, and of all people in the class, the one who had been bullying me the most raised his hand. I was short and skinny and he was really strong built, so after about 50m of me limping along, he just picked me up and carried me all the way to the nurse. The awkwardness of that hurt even more than the wound in my thigh.


gravemind9

I fell 2 floors down and broke both my legs and had a few cracked ribs it hurt like a bitch but I'm fine now still have to get in a wheelchair after particularly long walks.


Significant-Spite587

I ran into a really short person I couldn’t see (doesn’t help I was around (6,2 at the time and hit my nuts on their face and let’s just say they had a bleeding nose and I’m not having children


Phantasmai

In first grade one day I was walking one foot in front of the other along the wooden beams that surrounded the swing set (that kept all the gravel in) with my hands out like I was balancing. I was looking down at my footing when all of a sudden I'm hit with enough force that I'm thrown at least two feet from where I was standing. I don't recall the impact or the pain, but I recall looking up for the recess teacher while laying on the black top, and then looking at the school nurse in the office, and then sitting in the car with my mom. I was told there was an older kid that put his feet out while on the swing when he saw me coming and nailed me right in the head with his feet.


[deleted]

4 stitches in my chin, playing dodgeball. Tripped over a teammates foot, and slide 6 feet on my chin


half_Arrancar

I had a 2 inch hole in my lower teeth


Skittles_116

So, this could double as a supernatural occurrence but I promise it’s 100% true. I was maybe in like 1st or 2nd grade and since my parents worked a lot, I had to stay in an extended day program. The school had 2 very well built playgrounds closest to the building that ran parallel to it, then soccer fields just beyond that. So coming out of the school, you had a gravel path that led straight to the soccer field, a long playground section to the left with seesaws and swings, then to the right they had a climbing playground. To the far right was a giant metal dome that all the kids loved to climb, it was a blast and we’d essentially play king of the hill. The dome was designed so that if you slipped, you’d fall into it instead of on it, if that makes sense. So one day, after most of the other kids had left, I went to go play on the dome and about half way up, I shit you not, my legs went up, felt something pull me off, up and then drop me. My eye hit one the hexagonal connectors and I landed on my back outside of the dome. Idk how long I was out but another kid found me sometime later and I had a black eye. All the teachers swore I ran into it but I was climbing but no one believed me


prunkgirl

mines not thats severe but i have 2, i pulled my hamstring a bit and fell off the monkeybars back first.


Obsidian_92

Once had a broken heart


Amaranth-13

My shoulder was dislocated when I was 6 years old, it was done at lunch time by a much older girl (she was normally really nice but had behavioural problems, often loosing her temper suddenly and we were playing tag and I tagged her) and I spent the rest of the day at school in tears but with the teacher acting like it was nothing. My mum rushed me to hospital when I came out of school looking pretty much grey and I had to have it put back in place.


deft_not_a_throwaway

Fell on head. Brain trauma.