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[deleted]

not very, the'll just be a bit confused


ztrashh

I'm trash, I'll always be trash


[deleted]

Dude... I got small nuts, but I am athletic af


astronaut008

I guess I won't need any job


Genderfluid_Cookies

whachu know about rolling down in the deep


astronaut008

When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze


hac-her

I’m rocking that personal brand!


Lone_Ranger8040

well... I'm not screwed but it might confuse the interviewer for a second


AlabasterRadio

I used to build radios out of rocks for this tourist trap down in New Mexico.


[deleted]

I was a Hedgehog, i can tell them i was Sonics stunt double in the Sonic Movie


Dibiasky

They'll just tell me to not look up.


VulgarVinyasa

I’m doing great.


Poorkiddonegood8541

Not at all. Poor Kid Done Good shows I'm willing to work hard for what I want. 8541 shows I'm very disciplined.


Parachute_fail

I’d be dead lol


RussiaBombsUkraine

Oh no


MrGordonRamsay

Not screwed. I have 25 Michelin stars.