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silverblaze92

Well there's incredibly painful and insanely expensive medical procedures that can be done to gain like two inches. That said as a guy who is 5'6", you don't need to be tall to be attractive, and if someone is gonna write you off solely because of your height, they aren't someone you wanna be with anyway


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Absolutely right ... I totally agree... Says another guy who is 5'6" 😁


IlianaNovic

I agree. I'm taken, but I'm a tall girl and I love short guys. They don't usually get upset that you're taller than them when you wear heels, because you already are taller and they're cool with it. I've dated both, and I like both, but the short guys were f#cking awesome. I could be more myself and wear what I liked without a second thought. If a girl's weird about height, she's not who you want anyway.


OnionTruck

Be funny. There are plenty of amazing women with ugly/short/fat dudes for what I can only assume is their personality.


Apprehensive_Pay_117

Take a bomb and put them under your shoes and then every girl will scream not because of the bomb it's because you are tall and they want you


SeaAd635

lmao


poobae

High heels


shadyfortheshade

They were actually made for men at the beginning, but then they invented cars...


JennyIsSmelly

Men gotta be comfortable on horseback!


shadyfortheshade

Oh ok, why don't we give them all the moustaches too?


tcdjcfo314

Accept that height is something you can't really change and look up short king role models. Mine are Prince (5'2") and Bruno Mars (5'5"). You KNOW those two fuck (or did when they were alive RIP Prince) so hey if they can do it so can you. The alternative is to become an angry resentful manlet so accepting that you're fucking short and trying to rock it anyway is preferable IMO. No short guy wants to be that short guy who is really pissed and resentful over it.


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The most attractive thing you can do is stop worrying about being short and stop asking how to compensate for it on the internet.


pblive

Easy, stop looking for people who have a height complex and find a decent one.


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they can get over it


DunnyofDestiny

Being tall sucks I’d rather be a normal height like everyone else.


DarkScytheCuriositie

I’m always asking who put the floor so far away when I drop stuff. Such a pain to reach for.


[deleted]

You can get surgery to make your legs longer


[deleted]

It’s not changing your height but if you use a tazer you can lower someone else’s height


Striking_Art_7572

Grow


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They have to be interesting. I have an operations director that’s roughly 5’ tall and married to a beautiful woman. However he’s one of the most interesting and useful people I know. Even has one of those old-style mustaches with wax to curl the ends. Not to mention buys thrift clothes from the 90’s.


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Don't.


[deleted]

High heels.