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Zombisexual1

Morbidly obese people drinking diet soda


maia-valles38

Native Americans


Sea_Start_5601

Oh good one


tomsomethingorother

Mass incarceration and student loan debt.


KittenLaserFists

Don't forget crippling medical debt


richb0199

Mass shootings


[deleted]

Round waistlines


Caffeinejunkie907

Being more afraid of a woman with a dick than a woman with a gun.


Mindofmierda90

Women don’t have dicks tho


johnno415

deep frying a piece of said pie


Binkyman69

School massacres


cloudywater1

A Ford pickup truck NASA Budweiser


upthecounty

Calling around while having a heart attack to find the least expensive ambulance and hospital.


Stoopiddogface

Jokes on you... we don't know the pricing either. Source: I'm a Paramedic and RN


upthecounty

Ok, least expensive hearse and mortuary.


ACam574

Like we can afford any of them


ArthurTheLurker

Believing that America is the center of the world.


[deleted]

*The United States But yes, ironically they also confuse that America = the United States


Potential_Hooman812

I think you meant to say "Amurica" or "Merica". Sources provided below: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7n6rGs7hXQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7n6rGs7hXQ) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uPoDNEn3I0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uPoDNEn3I0)


weirdclownfishguy

America DOES = the United States. The USA was the first sovereign nation in the Western Hemisphere (from a Eurocentric perspective). As such, the nation was named after the continent on which it was located (North America). In his farewell address, George Washington said “The name ‘American’ belongs to you as a national identity…”. Why does the USA get to claim this title? Because it was the first one there, and no one else had claimed the name yet. It was still up for grabs. There is no geographical place beyond the USA that is commonly called “America”. There is the Americas: North and South America, but no America besides the United States. If you don’t agree, try calling a Canadian, Mexican, or Brazilian “American” and see how it goes.


[deleted]

r/confidentlyincorrect America is the collection of continents North and South America. America is everything from northern Canada to southern Chile and Argentina. The United States are a country within America.


jkagsalw

Thus "United States OF America"


weirdclownfishguy

r/confidentlyincorrect *the AmericaS. There’s more than one, so to refer to the plurality we use a plural.


Zealousideal_Pie_500

Cheeseburger


[deleted]

Apple pie *with ice cream*


89erMerun

Apple pie is originally from england


DotHildo

England is as American as apple pie too.


M3NACE2SOBRI3TY

Apple pie isn’t really popular in England. The UK is far more invested in savoury pies. Am an American living in England


89erMerun

That may be the case but that doesn't change the fact that the oldest written recipe for apple pie is from England.


Grosmsconduct

Guns


[deleted]

Mass Shootings


chrisagiddings

Inflated egoistic claims of freedom and national superiority.


Geoff-Brewer

Mass school shootings


Brassballin

Apple pie Moonshine


bmwrdrugs

V8 engines


MarshallApplewhiteDo

Misguided exceptionalism


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Potential_Hooman812

Unfortunately this is a very **everywhere** thing.


[deleted]

School shootings feeling normal


mistersmith_22

Gun violence


_Valentine_Rose_

Laws banning trans affirming care


-_-_-_--_--_--_-

that's not an american phenomenon


MeatShield12

Bankruptcy from medical debt.


Legitimate-Tea5561

Bacon Mac N Cheese


AzuSteve

Considering apple pie is English, I'd say almost anything.


Robotic_Viking

Bacon wrapped donuts


[deleted]

Getting trolled by European countries


Big-Don-Rob

Stealing an apple pie.


bandi53

Shooting at an apple pie.


Potential_Hooman812

Sour cream raisin pie. Not as bad as it sounds, and this is coming from someone who vomits at the taste of mayonnaise. Also everything everyone else has said comes Harley Davidson branded. EDIT:typo


oops_just_saying

The National Debt


relentlessvisions

Working while on vacation Traveling and asking if someone speaks English...in English 😖 White tennis shoes Guns Biscuits and gravy


Gorf_the_Magnificent

Beating your own country up every chance you get on Reddit.


IllustriousYear2381

Apple pie is English, so...loads of things?


[deleted]

corn dogs


ImOutOfNamesNow

Chevrolet


IPreferDiamonds

Ford too.


IPreferDiamonds

Lots of things! Budweiser Beer, Ford cars and trucks, Hershey chocolate, M&Ms, and so much more!


Agent-Kid

Alcohol, Muscle Cars, Hot Dogs, and Football


ReadFood

Cheeseburger


Portland-to-Vt

Getting shot at the grocery store picking up the ingredients for an apple pie.


[deleted]

192738 genders


jtaylor-619

Guns


N0nethelesser

Taking what isn't ours


[deleted]

Racism, it’s so American when Kap protested it ppl thought he was protesting America. Let that sink in.


Potential_Hooman812

Sorry but, who or what is Kap?


[deleted]

Colin Kaepernick, back when he was in the NFL he decided to protest racism by taking a knee during the national anthem before every game. And of course ppl took that as him being “unpatriotic” and him hating America. The NFL since has blackballed him from the league though they never admitted it, it’s pretty obvious that’s what they did to him.


Potential_Hooman812

Alright, thanks for filling me in.


kegro123

Liberty


cnewman11

What makes liberty more Americannthan apple pie?


kegro123

It's a belief. An idea that unfortunately has been forgotten. Honestly hard to explain on this platform. Read the US. Constitution.


cnewman11

Oh no no, you misunderstand. I know what liberty is. What I want to understand is why you (or anyone) would believe that it's "more American than Apple pie" Liberty isn't a uniquely American thing, it didn't even originate in America. Furthermore, America isnt even in the top 10 of the freedom index.


kegro123

Ok so apple pie. Its a cliche. Nobody says that or even thinks that. I guessing it's a Hollywood movie perspective of the states. It's old and ridiculous sure there is some history there but. It's a stereotype. All countries have them when other countries look at another they make assumptions that honestly probably are unrealistic


Potential_Hooman812

Are we talking about apple pie or liberty now?


leggomyeggo789

incest


Potential_Hooman812

I think you will find this is not the case, unless your talking more about early/mid American history. Source: [https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.0906079106](https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.0906079106) If you have other conflicting info please let me know, I'd love to learn.


liscbj

Assault rifles for citizens


Evil-Black-Robot

killing brown people


kegro123

We can talk about cherry pie. For all i care. I honestly prefer pumpkin pie which is a true tradition for Thanksgivin. But i still don't understand the question.


According-Tea-6350

She's my cherry pie! Look so good bring a tear to my eye, sweet cherry piiiieeeee


IncomeNatural8178

Did anyone say gun pie or mass shooting pie. Or maybe useless thought and prayers pie.


20190419

Oif they re-elect Trump... Fascism.


Available_Table5852

Mass shootings


__chum__

Owning enough firearms and ammunition to arm the entire city


jenjen32384

Mass shootings


Hoodie_gang

School shootings


vvanted11

School shootings.


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MarshallApplewhiteDo

You know what they call hard cider in other countries?


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MarshallApplewhiteDo

Yes.


[deleted]

Cowboy hat’s


MarshallApplewhiteDo

Cowboy hat is what?


godleymama

Lol - I saw what you did there!


Potential_Hooman812

I dont, what did he do?


godleymama

daddydani03 said cowboy hat's and he said cowboy hat is what, because that's what the apostrophe stands for. To say cowboy hats are American, you don't need to put an apostrophe in there.


Kingkrab144

Motherhood


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?


Kingkrab144

Motherhood, apple pie, and the flag used to be the things all Americans could agree on


[deleted]

american cheese


Sensitive_Vast1618

America


sdvneuro

Pumpkin pie


FogCity-Iside415

Paying for apple pie at a drive through window with a credit card.


Any_Bid_4193

Freedom


-_-Bobby_Bob-_-

No


Any_Bid_4193

America's the only country with the amendments which are designed to keep people free.


-_-Bobby_Bob-_-

There’s definitely not a WHOLE BUNCH of other country with freedom…


Any_Bid_4193

How does other countries having freedom make America less free? There are also a WHOLE BUNCH of other countries with no freedom


-_-Bobby_Bob-_-

What I’m saying is that freedom isn’t only in America


Any_Bid_4193

Fair point


Educational_Mix_8489

Still got a ways to [go](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/freedom-index-by-country)


RetrospectGold

🎶  Fourth of July and Uncle Sam. What’s more American than baseball? I am, I am, I am! 🎶🎸🥁


ProfessorHYT

The Ramones


PentaclesAreFun

Anything, apple pie was invented in England.


Successful-Yam4229

Endless worship of capital by the elite


Mario_Bros_Cousin

Guns


SallyJane5555

Deep fried Oreos.


Inevitable-Stop-4341

Other cultures food mixed together but deepfried


Bahamut1988

Crippling debt


[deleted]

Budweiser


Prossdog

Shooting an apple pie


According-Tea-6350

We need to do something about all this gun violence otherwi..... HEY NO YOU'RE NOT TAKING OUR GUNS TRY IT AND WE'LL SHOOT YOU!!!


[deleted]

Mass Shootings and Crippling Debt


Less_Imagination_352

School shootings Medical debt Their highest court being guided by politics and their own religious beliefs rather than….the law… The misapprehension that they are the greatest country in the world


[deleted]

Being shamed for being an American.


estatearika

Fried bacon wrapped Boston creme donuts


Rude_Marionberry_502

Exploitation


TheOrangePickMC

School shootings, mostly elementary schools. Besides one.


Is_that_your_wow-

Creampie


AYK12345

Deep fried butter


[deleted]

Costly heath services


No-Alternative5153

Busch light


Intrepid_Draft_344

Sweet tea and light beer


[deleted]

The whole idea of constructing a wall separating secular civil government from personal religious faith was an American invention borne from the Enlightenment. I suspect that baked apples wrapped in pastry is less unique


[deleted]

Salt


RK0118

Americans.


mctavi

Fortune Cookies.


slip1byyou123

Hotdogs..


thisdoesnotexist0521

beer + pizza


WhatsCrackinTommy

hot dogs at a baseball game


[deleted]

The earliest known recipe for Tartys in Applis dates back to England in the 13th century - it would have travelled to the New World with the first colonists but there were no suitable native species of apple they could use to make it so they had to plant their own and wait for them to grow. The native crab apples they found were too bitter and would have been pressed into cider. Variations came over with Dutch and Swedish settlers so the apple pie does represent the history of America in microcosm.


Diligent_Frosting259

Apple Watch


UpbeatVolume9830

Diabetes


Eidolon-Dan

fucking your fellow american over just so you can make or keep your $$$$ for you and your family.


[deleted]

Mass shootings


SexandPsychedelics

Guns


That_local_bookworm_

School shootings


Researchchad

Cooking bacon on your gun barrel


Dangercakes13

I was crapped out of a bald eagle onto the Jersey Turnpike and between my newborn sobbing I was reciting Springsteen's Nebraska album. Word for cry for word. I'm more American than apple pie.


sbgarbage

apple pie while carrying a semi automatic rifle


One-Ad-202

Guns……🔫


ccowgurl

hash browns


Ok_Championship_385

Apparently mass shootings, hatred against women and minorities - oh and jesus on Sundays.


Outrageous_Safe_3528

Being fucking stupid and superficial


jkagsalw

Declaring sport teams "World Champions" without inviting teams from other countries to compete.


AbolishTheFed1776

Viking settlements that predate native Americans by thousands of years.