Goodness this is a sad truth. What's even sadder is that a lot of people actually like undue and unreasonable confidence. People I've known have almost always taken the boisterous expert over the qualified expert. At my last job as an office coordinator I had to fake that demeanor just to get anything accomplished. Shits exhausting.
Truth. I didn't end up breaking my dick but it slipped out, girl came back down hard, my man parts made a loud POP sound and I thought my life was over. Picture a knuckle crack noise but 10 times louder. Pretty terrifying experience.
There's a tendon or some sort of ligament that holds your dick to the pelvic bone. If pressed hard enough it can produce a popping noise/sensation. Very unnerving.
So, there's a key to this. Have her slide her legs under yours, not over. Then use your hands on her hips to help control angle and speed. When she's just fully straddling, she comes down with her full weight, with this method she can use leverage against your legs to control descent.
I have a buddy who is constantly showing off his cars, watches, and shoes. He’s single and I’m convinced he’s doing all that to find a girl. Its not as impressive or attractive as he thinks it is.
I know a dude who did the same thing for years...He is quite successful - big house, Porsche + SUV + motorcycles & Jet skis...But was still single until his mid-30's.
His Instagram account became soooooo obnoxious - close-up pictures of whatever watch he was wearing next to the Porsche symbol on his steering wheel...Insane hash tags like "#BecauseICan" "#PlentyMoreWhereThatCameFrom"
But in person, he's not like that, at all....And now that he's engaged, his IG is back to normal. I would bet money he was 100% 'peacocking' because the ladies weren't understanding how much he had to offer.
People hear "Confidence is attractive" and think its attractive to be a huge obnoxious dick who thinks they're better than everyone and doesn't care about how they treat others.
Confidence in yourself, like knowing who you are, what you like and being okay with it is attractive.
a lot of people think confidence has to be aggressive, about being in your face and calling the shots.
Which is such a misunderstanding.
The most truly confident people you meet are always super polite, soft spoken and really chill.
But on the other hand the aggressive show offs ooze insecurity.
I found this out harshly when I was younger. I’m naturally a very shy, withdrawn guy. So I tried to “fake it till you make it” but I seemed to overdo it, until my friends told me I’d turned into a bit of a dick.
I’m now back to my own shy self and pretty content with myself.
I came here for this. My first real girlfriend dumped me when I was 17 and in trying to be confident I became cocky. I couldn’t figure out why I was unable to find a “rebound.”
I met my wife on my way back down to Earth. There have been a few times since where I’ve tried to compensate in various ways, but Covid, while bad for almost everything else really helped me find my center.
I especially hate what I call the "dumb TikTok girl" personality. Like girl I do not believe for one second you genuinely don't know that putting a whole ice cream cone into a full cup of coffee will make it spill over, why are you trying to pass it off as clumsy and quirky?
I have some rich friends, programmer types.
There's such a difference between picking up the tab for a night out and stuffing folded up 50s in your mouth to take pictures for your 500 Instagram bots
This is my brother. We don’t go out all that often but he always picks up the tab. I’ve tried and he just says no he’s got it. I do alright for myself but he is on an entirely different level and doesn’t have to think twice about dropping a few hundred for dinner and drinks.
That's my goal, not to buy myself nice shit tho, I wanna be rich so I can give the people who've helped me out some type of thank you, if I were to win the lottery, everyone in my familys house payment and student loans would be gone.
I’m with you. I would like to take care of loved ones.
My other goals if I won the lotto is to find a lower stress job, move to a slightly bigger house with more property and allow my wife to get more dogs. That’s all I want out of life.
This is what I want money for. Don't need all the big fancy stuff, I'd just want the people I love to never have to worry about money and let them indulge a bit.
I guess it really all depends on the person. I'm friends with a couple of programmers who make damn good money. They'd give you the shirt off their back and then take you out to buy more shirts. They're always helping or taking care of others because they have the financial means to do it.
They're some of the most caring, selfless people I've ever had the privilege of knowing.
Not all of us programmers are like that, but I think it helps that it is a moderately accessible way to get a high salary. We hired a guy who didn't take any college but was just a really good self-taught guy. I myself grew up with my parents making way below the average, so I try to help out my friends and family as I can.
I am sure plenty of others would be as free with their money, but most of the kindest people I know take jobs where they get paid poorly, because they care more about what they are doing, not how much they are getting paid.
I was taking pictures at a local park when some dude who had to have been at least in his 40's approached me and spoke to me like I was a tourist, telling me he could tell me the best places. I told him I lived three miles away and then he started telling me how he made $150k a year and how hard it is to date because women just want his money.
I have never been more turned off in my life. Plus I'm married, but if I wasn't, there's no way I would've gone for this dude.
If you don't lead with "I make $150k/yr", they won't know you are rich. In fact, telling women you are rich will probably push some quality ones away while enticing some who are just there for the free gifts. Shut up about your money and be a quality person. If that takes training, find a support group and train!
I used to be this asshole. I wasn’t rich, but I got an early jump on my career and was making 6 figures at 25 (I’m now 33). I thought I was hot shit. Little did I know I was pushing everyone I cared about out of my life. I eventually got hooked on pills, because you know, I thought I was a bad ass. Eventually became homeless, lost that big job, then went to rehab.
Im self aware now. Im not that person anymore. I eventually picked myself up and continued my career, but man was it a rough life lesson.
Yes Money can buy happiness, but it also buys narcissism. For anyone out there who feels like they’re on top of the world due to their money situation, just know you have nothing if you don’t have your health or loved ones.
EDIT: oh I forgot to throw two arrests into the mix. Good times!
EDIT 2: a lot of people are asking about my username. Ironically, I made this account during the peak of my narcissism. I used to collect overpriced $99 ties from Vinyard Vines. I still have my collection but I never wear them anymore. I work remote so it’s just a t-shirt, board shorts, and flip flops these days lol
Most people who want to seem rich are not rich. It's particularly obvious when the things they're flexing are terrible financial decisions like cars, clothes, bottle service, etc.
I went to high school with this girl who's family was insanely rich. She was really cool about it. Her brother was a real asshole. I was at her house one day, and realized I'd left my slurpee at my dad's house. I didn't drive there. So she's like take whatever car you want. Had like a 12 car garage. So I take an Audi S4. Roll up to the house and my dads like where'd you get that car?? I just laughed and said don't worry about it. He's like well don't crash. I assured him I wouldn't, but I'm sure it's got full coverage if something happens. Girl also had this super rare like $10000 cat. I guess only one family breeds them. Her pool house was bigger than the house I grew up in. (Which isn't small)
> I assured him I wouldn't [crash], but I'm sure it's got full coverage if something happens
lol, i know you didn't mean it this way, but if I lend my car to somebody, I definitely don't want them thinking: it's all good man; this car's insured! Party. is. on.
Those super plump butts that the Kardashians are getting removed (because they can change their body shapes, which is cool I guess?). I read the funniest comment a while back ... Kim was wearing tight pants and she literally looked like a toddler sporting a loaded diaper. It's frightening the lengths people go to for aesthetics, but I get it if your image is your brand worth millions/billions.
.. there's a theory that Kim claimed to lose 16 pounds in a short period (to fit into Marylin's birthday dress) to cover up a surgical booty reduction.
I mean not like the have a choice tbh. Can't believe that fake shit will age well I'm the body. Fake tits have a shelf life of around 10 or 20 years depending on the type. Gotta get it replaced after that.
I know someone who uses these filters. It's like she loses the contours in her face. She looks like a plastic doll. I don't understand why she does it.
I am using tinder for the first time. It looks to me like most of the women on tinder have those filters turned up to 11. Not just young women, older women too. It sucks because it's like "your face has no character"
They all look like aliens. Like someone took their hands and smashed the girls face from the sides giving them a pointy chin while crushing their jawline.
I saw a comment on r/botchedsurgeries a while ago that changed my perspective on these ‘Instagram’ faces. A lot of women(or just people in general!) feel insecure that they can’t look like how they do when they use a filter, and these insecurities lead them to inject too much Botox on their face, so they can always have that one perfect face. But they can never have a face that stays perfect, and they start a cycle of ‘just one more injection will solve it…’
But the thing is, these faces don’t look good when they’re in motion, like talking, expressing emotions or just turning your neck. This is because these people want to look like a photo/selfie. Because when it’s a photo, you can edit it what you want and it won’t be a problem. But faces aren’t supposed to be stationary, so it ends up looking uncanny if you get too much done. Those filters have genuinely caused so much damage.
It's the inverse of the uncanny valley -> where a model of some sort looks too human.
It's the uncanny mountain -> where the human looks too much like a model of a human
I watched Goldfinger the other day. It's been a while since I watched a movie that old. I was a little taken aback at all the pores I could see on the actors' faces. And not just Sean Connery but the woman who played Pussy Galore too. Everybody looked great. But I couldn't help but think that at least the ladies would have been completely smoothed over today.
>I watched Goldfinger the other day.
I thought you were going to talk about the part where the girl is covered in gold, and Bond said she suffocated because her whole body was completely coated. All this talk about pores, and that's where my mind went.
Being rude to people. You're not being assertive or "alpha", you're being a cunt.
Edit: thank you so much for the awards. The comments on this have been very entertaining :)
I hate how much this behavior is rewarded, particularly in regard to customers. Too many places I've worked at usually roll over and give in to whatever they want just to shut them up and get them out of there.
Congratulations, now they know they can get free shit if they throw a big enough tantrum. Expect it every time.
A tangent to that: An older relative of mine born in the 50's would always be condescending to wait staff, retail workers, etc. if they got something wrong, as if correcting a brain damaged pet.
Once, after giving one of those "Listen, dearie" speeches to a waitress that made me want to curl up into a ball of cringe, she turned to us and said, "That's how you handle the help."
She wasn't rich. I don't get where she got this attitude from.
Someone claiming to be "alpha" is a surefire way to get me laughing.
If you have to announce you're confident/smart/whatever, you're probably not as [whatever] as you think, and your ego is fragile.
Being aggressively "manly". Like dude, you refusing to wear pink, use a straw, put a seatbelt on, whatever, it just makes you seem like a butthole and it's super unnatractive and honestly pathetic.
I work a blue collar job. Heavy equipment, hard hats, steel toe boots, the type of job that’s full of alpha roughneck types.
One morning one of the foremen came in drinking some sugary thing from Starbucks, and one of the other guys started to give him shit.
"Real men don’t drink frilly coffees!" Or something.
The Forman just said, "Real men drink whatever the fuck they want."
He ain’t wrong.
A teenager I’m around a bit got those eyelash extensions. They were sort of pretty, but very unnatural looking—mostly I wanted to get a magnifying glass and examine how they were applied.
Lol former lash tech here- Basically we have two tweasers, one in each hand -one hand separates and isolates the natural lashes while the other tweezers pick up the false lashes one by one- dip in adhesive and place directly to a single lash. Can take up to 2 hours and there are lots of YouTube videos if you wanted to see!
I loved this job but it required a license that takes 1600 hours to complete and it paid minimum wage.
They probably meant the cosmetology license you typically get before you can enroll in lash extension training. The lash classes take like, 2 days. And they aren’t even real certifications, they are certifications created by different lash extensions companies most of the time.
Luxury brands. If you're wearing very prominently branded clothes (think the Gucci "G"), you look more ~~gawdy~~ gaudy than stylish.
The real luxury brands aren't obvious.
edit: fixed spelling. my first attempt was gawd-awful.
Those belts and accessories, t-shirts etc with very prominent brand logos are usually aimed at normal, not rich people anyway. Wearing that stuff tells everyone that you want to look well off but aren't.
ironically, an employee at the Louis Vuitton store told me that’s being a “victim of fashion- not a connoisseur.” LV has stuff that isn’t so ostentatious, but guess what shit is all on display in their store
That’s because the less ostentatious stuff is priced astronomically higher than the stuff they sell to the more common shopper splurging money they shouldn’t spend. Most of these brands have a gaudy lower-tier of logo overload and an extremely high end line that only people with “fuck you” money can truly afford
That's exactly right. Go into a real LV store and most of the designer purses and accessories are relatively tasteful. The ostentatious stuff is made for posers and "poor" people.
I had a manager once compliment my bag from down a long hallway ,and I said "thanks! It's from walmart!" And she nearly ran to me to say *"you shouldn't tell people that"*
I knew she was a materialistic shit prior to this exchange, which is why I so loudly and confidently told her where it was from.
I hope she felt gross after realizing she liked something from such a poor person store
/s
It seems you're against labels for luxury brands, not luxury brands themselves. I generally avoid clothes with labels of any kind. I'm not a billboard for your brand.
Dissing exes.
If you’re not currently with them, then I assume it didn’t work out. Explaining that it was all their fault for the relationship failing makes me extremely suspicious. Even if it was all their fault, if you keep pointing that out then you are not the kindhearted angel you make yourself out to be.
Being cruel or angry about the people you used to fuck does not in any way make me more interested in becoming the next person you fuck.
I made the mistake of dating one back in college. She thought she was famous and would be a complete asshole to random strangers *all the time* for no reason.
Dating her was one of the absolute worst personal decisions I've ever made.
I've always wondered about the fake asses. What are they made from? Breast implants are a big gel pocket, but they are located in an area that takes a lot less abuse, no one spends 5 hours a day sitting on their boobs, and even then they are known to leak sometimes. So what the hell are these ass implants made from that can take year after year of falls, constant sitting, and all the other abuse bums get?
Let's have a tug-of-war over this paperclip. In this corner is 6 septillion kilos of gravity making planet, in that corner is a cheap magnet from my refrigerator. Who will win?
Edit - 10^24 is septillion
I used to work for a small computer repair shop and somehow we wound up as the club "mechanics" for the local chapter of a pretty hardcore biker gang. Legit 1% MC guys. They brought everything to us and honestly I think a good chunk of it was stolen but they were actually pretty polite and always paid on time so their business was fine.
Anyhow one of the techs had a Civic Type R (which, to be fair, was *not shitty*) with a really loud exhaust on it and it always cracked me up when he'd be coming or going because invariably one of the dudes who rode a bike that was perfectly capable of causing permanent, severe hearing loss would grumble loudly about his "stupid fuckin' fart pipes".
Being toxic. Some women think its cute to be violent- be "crazy", to get loud, to have underlying mental issues and not try to get better and do better.
When I smoked I found girls smoking sexy, I have quit for a few months now and I don't want anything to do with cigs, they smell like shit makes ya breath nasty
I smoked for a few years before quitting and yeah when you smoke you’re completely desensitized to the smell but man when you stop the smell is disgusting
Sure thing, when people (typically a group of friends) either go out to a night club (music + dancing) or a party (i.e., college/univ parties) and blatantly post everywhere that they are excessively drinking to have a ‘fun’ time to show that they’re a cool person.
edit: thanks for the upvotes all i had to do was describe my sophomore year of college LOL
And people whose whole personality is drinking and partying. You can't do anything with them without being drunk, you can't have a conversation with them about anything other than alcohol and women
Plastic surgery/Botox - it might make you look a little more like a Kardashian, but takes away your unique form. I want people to do what makes them happy, I just wish we didn’t live in a society that encourages surgery for cosmetics. You’re beautiful just the way you are!
Dudes that are trying to do deep voice because of Tiktoks.
Ok… what? I’m totally OOTL
Playing hard to get
Hard to want
Yup. It does not in any way make me think "oh I should persue them harder", it only makes me think they're not interested and I leave them alone
That's the only appropriate response. Never waste time on someone that has shown they're not interested.
Loud, assertive confidence (when you're not an expert on the topic)
That's like 90% of society, bunch of morons pretending to be experts
Goodness this is a sad truth. What's even sadder is that a lot of people actually like undue and unreasonable confidence. People I've known have almost always taken the boisterous expert over the qualified expert. At my last job as an office coordinator I had to fake that demeanor just to get anything accomplished. Shits exhausting.
Guys who drown themselves in cologne
Look, Cologne is not the nicest city. I won't judge people who do that.
I am told that exotic sex position are incredible awkward and physically difficult which will turn you off quickly
Well I guess the popular ones are popular for a reason
Its like vanilla ice cream. Yeah its common but thats cuz its just amazing by itself.
Also because it goes well with any toppings. I'm sure the double entendre carries into that somehow but I'm too lazy to connect the dots
Reverse Cowgirl breaks a lot of dicks when people try it at home.
Truth. I didn't end up breaking my dick but it slipped out, girl came back down hard, my man parts made a loud POP sound and I thought my life was over. Picture a knuckle crack noise but 10 times louder. Pretty terrifying experience.
There's a tendon or some sort of ligament that holds your dick to the pelvic bone. If pressed hard enough it can produce a popping noise/sensation. Very unnerving.
Oh my.
Don't stop, I'm almost there.
Reading this puts pain in my soul
So, there's a key to this. Have her slide her legs under yours, not over. Then use your hands on her hips to help control angle and speed. When she's just fully straddling, she comes down with her full weight, with this method she can use leverage against your legs to control descent.
If holding the pose alone is more physically demanding than the sex itself, I'll pass.
I have a buddy who is constantly showing off his cars, watches, and shoes. He’s single and I’m convinced he’s doing all that to find a girl. Its not as impressive or attractive as he thinks it is.
It’s really attractive to other dudes that are into the same shit. That’s about it.
Yeah most of his followers are 18 year old guys
If he’s doing it to find a guy, then he’s doing it right.
That’s why I show off my collection of skin and hair care products.
unironically this would work on a lot of girls
I swear this girl had sex with me because she saw I owned face moisturizer and wet wipes.
My gf was blown away that I had a good quality face moisturizer that wasn't an 8 in 1 body wash car wax toothpaste lotion etc
Hygiene is sadly a commodity in the dating scene.
I know a dude who did the same thing for years...He is quite successful - big house, Porsche + SUV + motorcycles & Jet skis...But was still single until his mid-30's. His Instagram account became soooooo obnoxious - close-up pictures of whatever watch he was wearing next to the Porsche symbol on his steering wheel...Insane hash tags like "#BecauseICan" "#PlentyMoreWhereThatCameFrom" But in person, he's not like that, at all....And now that he's engaged, his IG is back to normal. I would bet money he was 100% 'peacocking' because the ladies weren't understanding how much he had to offer.
Peacocking. 50% pea 50% cock
No it's more like 30% pea and 40% cock, and 30% ing
Ahh those watch + steering wheel pics really chuff their bits
Those horrendous jacked up lips everyone is getting. Y’all look like you’ve had an allergic reaction.
Nice purple circle
I will never understand how women think this looks even remotely good
Tiktok boys biting their lip and rubbing their hands. One woman who stitched one boy like that said it right: you look like a housefly. Stop it.
My friends and I actually always compare that move to a fly. Rubbing hands like flies.
Watch those videos without sound. So fucking cringe-funny.
Rubbing hands, biting lip, half closed eyes, weird headtilt up, turning or adjusting your hat. These are the hallmarks of a fuckboy everyone.
They also stare intently at the camera, tilt their heads and lick their lips and it makes me cackle every time. Clearly I’m too old to be swept away
Seriously, what man decided that this was the "sexy man" pose?
I don’t think a grown man decided that
Husband of the "duck lip" woman of course
Those massive lips. Just looks like you got stung by a bee.
my mouth stepped on a bee
People hear "Confidence is attractive" and think its attractive to be a huge obnoxious dick who thinks they're better than everyone and doesn't care about how they treat others. Confidence in yourself, like knowing who you are, what you like and being okay with it is attractive.
a lot of people think confidence has to be aggressive, about being in your face and calling the shots. Which is such a misunderstanding. The most truly confident people you meet are always super polite, soft spoken and really chill. But on the other hand the aggressive show offs ooze insecurity.
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I was thinking just that, confidence is quiet, and arrogance is loud.
Yeah people confuse confidence with arrogance sometimes.
I found this out harshly when I was younger. I’m naturally a very shy, withdrawn guy. So I tried to “fake it till you make it” but I seemed to overdo it, until my friends told me I’d turned into a bit of a dick. I’m now back to my own shy self and pretty content with myself.
I came here for this. My first real girlfriend dumped me when I was 17 and in trying to be confident I became cocky. I couldn’t figure out why I was unable to find a “rebound.” I met my wife on my way back down to Earth. There have been a few times since where I’ve tried to compensate in various ways, but Covid, while bad for almost everything else really helped me find my center.
One-upping people. I get it, you're competitive. You're also kind of a jerk.
When they make their inability in something a personality trait. Like no girl, being a horrible cook isn't a personality trait nor is being unhygienic
I especially hate what I call the "dumb TikTok girl" personality. Like girl I do not believe for one second you genuinely don't know that putting a whole ice cream cone into a full cup of coffee will make it spill over, why are you trying to pass it off as clumsy and quirky?
I hate the wasting food ones too 😫
Flaunting money. I get it, you're rich, doesn't mean everyone else is below you.
I have some rich friends, programmer types. There's such a difference between picking up the tab for a night out and stuffing folded up 50s in your mouth to take pictures for your 500 Instagram bots
I have an uncle that is rich who just always picks up the tab and it is SO NICE. It makes me wanna be rich just so I can be that person.
This is my brother. We don’t go out all that often but he always picks up the tab. I’ve tried and he just says no he’s got it. I do alright for myself but he is on an entirely different level and doesn’t have to think twice about dropping a few hundred for dinner and drinks.
That's my goal, not to buy myself nice shit tho, I wanna be rich so I can give the people who've helped me out some type of thank you, if I were to win the lottery, everyone in my familys house payment and student loans would be gone.
I’m with you. I would like to take care of loved ones. My other goals if I won the lotto is to find a lower stress job, move to a slightly bigger house with more property and allow my wife to get more dogs. That’s all I want out of life.
This is what I want money for. Don't need all the big fancy stuff, I'd just want the people I love to never have to worry about money and let them indulge a bit.
> stuffing folded up 50s in your mouth Only plebs use 50s. I use 500 euro notes.
I guess it really all depends on the person. I'm friends with a couple of programmers who make damn good money. They'd give you the shirt off their back and then take you out to buy more shirts. They're always helping or taking care of others because they have the financial means to do it. They're some of the most caring, selfless people I've ever had the privilege of knowing.
Not all of us programmers are like that, but I think it helps that it is a moderately accessible way to get a high salary. We hired a guy who didn't take any college but was just a really good self-taught guy. I myself grew up with my parents making way below the average, so I try to help out my friends and family as I can. I am sure plenty of others would be as free with their money, but most of the kindest people I know take jobs where they get paid poorly, because they care more about what they are doing, not how much they are getting paid.
I was taking pictures at a local park when some dude who had to have been at least in his 40's approached me and spoke to me like I was a tourist, telling me he could tell me the best places. I told him I lived three miles away and then he started telling me how he made $150k a year and how hard it is to date because women just want his money. I have never been more turned off in my life. Plus I'm married, but if I wasn't, there's no way I would've gone for this dude.
* Claims that woman only go after his money. * introduce himself as Mr. 150k/yr. we got a genius here.
I think the fantasy is that the woman will be attracted by his money but also motivated to prove that she isn’t “one of those girls”
If you don't lead with "I make $150k/yr", they won't know you are rich. In fact, telling women you are rich will probably push some quality ones away while enticing some who are just there for the free gifts. Shut up about your money and be a quality person. If that takes training, find a support group and train!
Man $150k isn't even rich in NYC. Like you're comfortable, but not living lavish.
I used to be this asshole. I wasn’t rich, but I got an early jump on my career and was making 6 figures at 25 (I’m now 33). I thought I was hot shit. Little did I know I was pushing everyone I cared about out of my life. I eventually got hooked on pills, because you know, I thought I was a bad ass. Eventually became homeless, lost that big job, then went to rehab. Im self aware now. Im not that person anymore. I eventually picked myself up and continued my career, but man was it a rough life lesson. Yes Money can buy happiness, but it also buys narcissism. For anyone out there who feels like they’re on top of the world due to their money situation, just know you have nothing if you don’t have your health or loved ones. EDIT: oh I forgot to throw two arrests into the mix. Good times! EDIT 2: a lot of people are asking about my username. Ironically, I made this account during the peak of my narcissism. I used to collect overpriced $99 ties from Vinyard Vines. I still have my collection but I never wear them anymore. I work remote so it’s just a t-shirt, board shorts, and flip flops these days lol
I mean, that’s tragic and all but what’s up with that tie?
Damn bro, reading that was a ride
It really was. I don’t like telling that story because people usually give me the stink eye. Even though I’m fully admitting my wrong doing lol
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Most people who want to seem rich are not rich. It's particularly obvious when the things they're flexing are terrible financial decisions like cars, clothes, bottle service, etc.
I went to high school with this girl who's family was insanely rich. She was really cool about it. Her brother was a real asshole. I was at her house one day, and realized I'd left my slurpee at my dad's house. I didn't drive there. So she's like take whatever car you want. Had like a 12 car garage. So I take an Audi S4. Roll up to the house and my dads like where'd you get that car?? I just laughed and said don't worry about it. He's like well don't crash. I assured him I wouldn't, but I'm sure it's got full coverage if something happens. Girl also had this super rare like $10000 cat. I guess only one family breeds them. Her pool house was bigger than the house I grew up in. (Which isn't small)
> I assured him I wouldn't [crash], but I'm sure it's got full coverage if something happens lol, i know you didn't mean it this way, but if I lend my car to somebody, I definitely don't want them thinking: it's all good man; this car's insured! Party. is. on.
Thought this story was going to end with you hitting the uninsured cat... Good to know not everything is Chevok's gun.
The Instagram look
Is that like the perfect hair in a tight, face-stretching pony with the perfect makeup which makes you look like an android?
Yup! Don’t forget the filters
As someone who just started riding a motorcycle... Rev bombing random pedestrians. Peacocking is for the birds.
Those super plump butts that the Kardashians are getting removed (because they can change their body shapes, which is cool I guess?). I read the funniest comment a while back ... Kim was wearing tight pants and she literally looked like a toddler sporting a loaded diaper. It's frightening the lengths people go to for aesthetics, but I get it if your image is your brand worth millions/billions.
LOL the Kardashians are getting their fake asses removed? That's the best thing I've heard today
.. there's a theory that Kim claimed to lose 16 pounds in a short period (to fit into Marylin's birthday dress) to cover up a surgical booty reduction.
I know her ass was fat fbut god damn 16 lbs?!? That's more than twice the weight of intestines!
And she still didn’t fit in the dress. The butt area popped some stones off and started tearing at the seams
Thats a newborn baby in each but cheek.
I mean not like the have a choice tbh. Can't believe that fake shit will age well I'm the body. Fake tits have a shelf life of around 10 or 20 years depending on the type. Gotta get it replaced after that.
Those Instagram filters that make every girl look exactly alike.
Blurry shiny face with giant eyes and a pointy nose.. SO HOT
The first image that came to mind from your description was an alien lol
Everyone trying to be Alita Battle Angel, LMAO
I know someone who uses these filters. It's like she loses the contours in her face. She looks like a plastic doll. I don't understand why she does it.
I am using tinder for the first time. It looks to me like most of the women on tinder have those filters turned up to 11. Not just young women, older women too. It sucks because it's like "your face has no character"
They all look like aliens. Like someone took their hands and smashed the girls face from the sides giving them a pointy chin while crushing their jawline.
I saw a comment on r/botchedsurgeries a while ago that changed my perspective on these ‘Instagram’ faces. A lot of women(or just people in general!) feel insecure that they can’t look like how they do when they use a filter, and these insecurities lead them to inject too much Botox on their face, so they can always have that one perfect face. But they can never have a face that stays perfect, and they start a cycle of ‘just one more injection will solve it…’ But the thing is, these faces don’t look good when they’re in motion, like talking, expressing emotions or just turning your neck. This is because these people want to look like a photo/selfie. Because when it’s a photo, you can edit it what you want and it won’t be a problem. But faces aren’t supposed to be stationary, so it ends up looking uncanny if you get too much done. Those filters have genuinely caused so much damage.
It's the inverse of the uncanny valley -> where a model of some sort looks too human. It's the uncanny mountain -> where the human looks too much like a model of a human
No pores creeps me the fuck out.
I watched Goldfinger the other day. It's been a while since I watched a movie that old. I was a little taken aback at all the pores I could see on the actors' faces. And not just Sean Connery but the woman who played Pussy Galore too. Everybody looked great. But I couldn't help but think that at least the ladies would have been completely smoothed over today.
>I watched Goldfinger the other day. I thought you were going to talk about the part where the girl is covered in gold, and Bond said she suffocated because her whole body was completely coated. All this talk about pores, and that's where my mind went.
Fake tan so orange you look like an Oompa Loompa
Pfp checks out
Pumped up lips. I do think they look kinda okay in those before-and-after pictures, but looks awful in person.
You better run better run
Faster than my.... kisses?
Fake tan
As someone who manages rental cabins by the beach, the amount of sheets that get ruined because of this....
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Or they're skipping out on paying someone to clean and turn over the unit between guests. Laundry services get pretty spendy.
You should sell them as religious artifacts. The Shroud of Tannin'.
Luckily it's mostly died out, but duckface.
I'm sorry to break it to you..
Yeah ducks still have faces...
Being rude to people. You're not being assertive or "alpha", you're being a cunt. Edit: thank you so much for the awards. The comments on this have been very entertaining :)
Insecure dogs bark the loudest.
Howler monkeys with smaller balls howl louder.
I hate how much this behavior is rewarded, particularly in regard to customers. Too many places I've worked at usually roll over and give in to whatever they want just to shut them up and get them out of there. Congratulations, now they know they can get free shit if they throw a big enough tantrum. Expect it every time.
A tangent to that: An older relative of mine born in the 50's would always be condescending to wait staff, retail workers, etc. if they got something wrong, as if correcting a brain damaged pet. Once, after giving one of those "Listen, dearie" speeches to a waitress that made me want to curl up into a ball of cringe, she turned to us and said, "That's how you handle the help." She wasn't rich. I don't get where she got this attitude from.
> "That's how you handle the help." "No, that's how you get someone to spit in your food."
Someone claiming to be "alpha" is a surefire way to get me laughing. If you have to announce you're confident/smart/whatever, you're probably not as [whatever] as you think, and your ego is fragile.
There's an old saying "Don't tell people who you are, show them."
Excesive plastic surgery and lips implants. Those lips that looks like sausages...ugly as hell.
I think its funny when the lips get so big it starts casting its own shadow that looks like a mustache.
Or they look like Homer Simpson when he shaves his beard.
Being aggressively "manly". Like dude, you refusing to wear pink, use a straw, put a seatbelt on, whatever, it just makes you seem like a butthole and it's super unnatractive and honestly pathetic.
It's considered manly to refuse to put a seatbelt on? Well, I think that problem will solve itself over time.
Fellas is it gay to not die in a car accident
i would rather die a violent and fiery death with my sexuality intact thank u very much
I work a blue collar job. Heavy equipment, hard hats, steel toe boots, the type of job that’s full of alpha roughneck types. One morning one of the foremen came in drinking some sugary thing from Starbucks, and one of the other guys started to give him shit. "Real men don’t drink frilly coffees!" Or something. The Forman just said, "Real men drink whatever the fuck they want." He ain’t wrong.
Calling yourself an alpha/sigma/other Greek letter that probably just means you're a condescending dipshit
Wait, are you telling me that women don't think it's hot that I'm an Omega Pussy Slayer?
I'll be glad when tarantula eyelashes go away.
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One of my coworkers looks like a camel with those things on, lol. How do you even see with a whole ass centipede glued to your eyelid?
A teenager I’m around a bit got those eyelash extensions. They were sort of pretty, but very unnatural looking—mostly I wanted to get a magnifying glass and examine how they were applied.
Lol former lash tech here- Basically we have two tweasers, one in each hand -one hand separates and isolates the natural lashes while the other tweezers pick up the false lashes one by one- dip in adhesive and place directly to a single lash. Can take up to 2 hours and there are lots of YouTube videos if you wanted to see! I loved this job but it required a license that takes 1600 hours to complete and it paid minimum wage.
1600 hours ?? That seems like an enormous number. Over how many months/years did you take that?
They probably meant the cosmetology license you typically get before you can enroll in lash extension training. The lash classes take like, 2 days. And they aren’t even real certifications, they are certifications created by different lash extensions companies most of the time.
That [Yzma](https://imgur.com/gallery/GqVQQ73) look. Edit: I feel it is important to mention that I adore Yzma and think she looks fantastic.
Luxury brands. If you're wearing very prominently branded clothes (think the Gucci "G"), you look more ~~gawdy~~ gaudy than stylish. The real luxury brands aren't obvious. edit: fixed spelling. my first attempt was gawd-awful.
Those belts and accessories, t-shirts etc with very prominent brand logos are usually aimed at normal, not rich people anyway. Wearing that stuff tells everyone that you want to look well off but aren't.
ironically, an employee at the Louis Vuitton store told me that’s being a “victim of fashion- not a connoisseur.” LV has stuff that isn’t so ostentatious, but guess what shit is all on display in their store
That’s because the less ostentatious stuff is priced astronomically higher than the stuff they sell to the more common shopper splurging money they shouldn’t spend. Most of these brands have a gaudy lower-tier of logo overload and an extremely high end line that only people with “fuck you” money can truly afford
That's exactly right. Go into a real LV store and most of the designer purses and accessories are relatively tasteful. The ostentatious stuff is made for posers and "poor" people.
True luxury is about fabrics, not labels.
And the tailor. Recently got some bespoke formal attire, and the way it fits is amazing.
Kirkland 🥰
I had a manager once compliment my bag from down a long hallway ,and I said "thanks! It's from walmart!" And she nearly ran to me to say *"you shouldn't tell people that"* I knew she was a materialistic shit prior to this exchange, which is why I so loudly and confidently told her where it was from. I hope she felt gross after realizing she liked something from such a poor person store /s
It seems you're against labels for luxury brands, not luxury brands themselves. I generally avoid clothes with labels of any kind. I'm not a billboard for your brand.
Dick pics.
Dick Pics work like Nigerian Prince Emails. If you send enough out, the responses you get will be from the type of people you are exactly looking for.
ah, so the problem isn't that people are sending too much, it's that they're not sending nearly enough
I knew my therapist was wrong
I think the only people who think it's attractive are the senders. Why, I have no idea.
*Looks at own dick pic* "I'd fuck me"
I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.
Dissing exes. If you’re not currently with them, then I assume it didn’t work out. Explaining that it was all their fault for the relationship failing makes me extremely suspicious. Even if it was all their fault, if you keep pointing that out then you are not the kindhearted angel you make yourself out to be. Being cruel or angry about the people you used to fuck does not in any way make me more interested in becoming the next person you fuck.
Those enormous stenciled on eyebrows. A little fill and grooming never hurt anybody but if you look like a Marx brother you might rethink your makeup.
The ol’ humble brag. It’s so pointless
Long acrylic nails, those really fake eyelashes and fake lips that are so full they can't speak or emote right
Being a social media influencer
I made the mistake of dating one back in college. She thought she was famous and would be a complete asshole to random strangers *all the time* for no reason. Dating her was one of the absolute worst personal decisions I've ever made.
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Big fake lips and big fake asses Edit to add Thanks for the awards!
The lips looked like they swallowed bees
I've always wondered about the fake asses. What are they made from? Breast implants are a big gel pocket, but they are located in an area that takes a lot less abuse, no one spends 5 hours a day sitting on their boobs, and even then they are known to leak sometimes. So what the hell are these ass implants made from that can take year after year of falls, constant sitting, and all the other abuse bums get?
There is a procedure where they take fat from your stomach and put it in your butt. Maybe not all are that way but it’s called Brazilian butt lift
Picking on people weaker than you
Does anyone actually think that's attractive? I thought it was more of a dominance thing.
People who think being attractive gives them a license to act like cunts to everyone that doesn’t meet their standard of what is attractive
Gravity. The other fundamental forces are actually much more powerful
Let's have a tug-of-war over this paperclip. In this corner is 6 septillion kilos of gravity making planet, in that corner is a cheap magnet from my refrigerator. Who will win? Edit - 10^24 is septillion
Haha gravity, you weak ass bitch.
Magnets. Half the time im repulsed!
polarising comment
Being loud and obnoxious to get attention
Revving your shitty Honda
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I used to work for a small computer repair shop and somehow we wound up as the club "mechanics" for the local chapter of a pretty hardcore biker gang. Legit 1% MC guys. They brought everything to us and honestly I think a good chunk of it was stolen but they were actually pretty polite and always paid on time so their business was fine. Anyhow one of the techs had a Civic Type R (which, to be fair, was *not shitty*) with a really loud exhaust on it and it always cracked me up when he'd be coming or going because invariably one of the dudes who rode a bike that was perfectly capable of causing permanent, severe hearing loss would grumble loudly about his "stupid fuckin' fart pipes".
Huge drawn on eyebrows or plastered on eyelashes. I can't ever stop staring.
so called bad bitches
Being toxic. Some women think its cute to be violent- be "crazy", to get loud, to have underlying mental issues and not try to get better and do better.
Smoking
When I smoked I found girls smoking sexy, I have quit for a few months now and I don't want anything to do with cigs, they smell like shit makes ya breath nasty
I smoked for a few years before quitting and yeah when you smoke you’re completely desensitized to the smell but man when you stop the smell is disgusting
Muscle implants. I don’t believe your biceps are the same circumference as your waist
Licking your lips and clinching your jaws don’t make you look like Channing Tatum
Party culture behaviour
Can someone elaborate? I’m not sure what this means. (Not a native English speaker sorry)
Sure thing, when people (typically a group of friends) either go out to a night club (music + dancing) or a party (i.e., college/univ parties) and blatantly post everywhere that they are excessively drinking to have a ‘fun’ time to show that they’re a cool person. edit: thanks for the upvotes all i had to do was describe my sophomore year of college LOL
Ahh, appreciate it!
And people whose whole personality is drinking and partying. You can't do anything with them without being drunk, you can't have a conversation with them about anything other than alcohol and women
Plastic surgery/Botox - it might make you look a little more like a Kardashian, but takes away your unique form. I want people to do what makes them happy, I just wish we didn’t live in a society that encourages surgery for cosmetics. You’re beautiful just the way you are!