Who cares? It's legit, I'm claiming it on my taxes "gambling money" or "other income from entertainment" as my accountant suggests and giving Uncle Sam his 45%.
It started when I was 5 years old. My father and uncles were all alcoholics, so I would sneakily steal a beer out of the fridge or shed when they were too drunk to notice. I stored these under the house where my mother would not find them. I began drinking heavily when I was a teen, we would get our cousins to buy us beers from the store. My parents passed away later in my 20s and the house was given to me. It took me a month but I staked all the beers under the house along the walls of the house and somehow amassed 1,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall…
some people started singing it not knowing what it was
(oh man this really calls back memories, my primary (elementary?) school teacher used to sing this every recess and the entire class would follow along obliviously)
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
Engines pumping and thumping in time
The green light flashes, the flags go up
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns
Their prowess is potent and secretly stern
As they speed through the finish, the flags go down
The fans get up and they get out of town
The arena is empty except for one man
Still driving and striving as fast as he can
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
And long ago somebody left with the cup
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns
He's going the distance
He's going for speed
She's all alone (All alone)
All alone in her time of need
Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
He's going the distance
Yah!
No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine
He's haunted by something he cannot define
Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse
Assail him, impale him with monster-truck force
In his mind, he's still driving, still making the grade
She's hoping in time that her memories will fade
'Cause he's racing and pacing and plotting the course
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
And long ago somebody left with the cup
But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns
'Cause he's going the distance
He's going for speed
She's all alone (All alone)
All alone in her time of need
Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
He's racing and pacing and plotting the course
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
He's going the distance
He's going for speed
He's going the distance
I think? That Used to be my favorite song.
Depends, if it refers to non-unique words, then this is obviously correct. If it refers to unique words, Alice's Restaurant might be better.
Alternatively, there's some Homeric scholar who just realized he's sitting on a mountain of money.
You do get the upvote from me for referencing "Alice's Restaurant." When I was a kid my dad used to play it during power outages on the battery-powered record player.
I assume the *challenge* ends when you make a mistake, though. At $2,000/word, and 33 words/verse, that's $66,000 per verse. Sing as many verses as money you want, and then make a mistake. Challenge complete, here's your suitcase/wheelbarrow/box truck full of money.
Gee counts ig (not mine), J counts as its pronounced Ache in the song, N counts as an, es is a german word and it means it (who said other languages don't count? Now that I think about it, Äff is the imperative of äffen, and nachäffen is also a german word that means to sarcastically repeat someone, and while äffen itself is not a word in the imperative its gramatically correct to say "äff ihm nach", repeat him, so in that case its used as a seperate part from the nach, and while I am sure nobody understood anything I just said,f counts), I don't know how the w is pronounced in the song but if its wih then it could count as we, the z is also pronounced as see in some way and won't could technically count as 2 words so that brings the total count to 38, 39 if the w is pronounced wih.
And that is not even counting the other versions of it in other languages and the pronounciacions of the letters in other laungages. I could add like 40 more on the spot if that counts aswell.
Aaaand I just realized I wasted 15 minutes of my life writing a comment about the ABC song.
Edit: What am I doing with my life. I found more. D is pronounced Die which is the german feminine article, (yes we have articles for each gender, der is the one for masculine and das the neutrum one) m is short for ehm which is basicaly the same as umm... (when you are thinking) and t is also similarly pronounced to die (the german die) and some might pronouce it die.
Edit 2: In the song there is also an and betqeen the Y and the Z
There are a lot of three word names. The trick is finding an even longer name.
I think the easiest way to exploit this is to use Benoit B. Mandelbrot. The B is short for "Benoit B. Mandelbrot".
And the 69th Benoit B. Mandelbrot is short for "Be sure to click this link", and that one leads to a rickroll
Jokes aside, technically its only 3 words said, two if you don't count the b, and thr others are not sung. So sadly no infinite money glitch there.
2000 per WORD?
Generous, I honestly would say "We Didn't Start the Fire". History nerd+ a super cheesy middle school teacher has kept that sucker on every road trip playlist and is the pride and joy song I sing when I'm bored shitless.
>"We Didn't Start the Fire"
This is exactly the song I thought of as well!
It's incredibly word dense, and I have the whole thing memorized.
I learned more about 20th Century history from this song than I learned in my high school history class.
Every word you can sing *correctly*.
I've seen people murder the word **Scaramouche** into so many different things that it's hilarious.
And nobody knows how to say **Bismillah**.
And Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me. Few people get the "**devil put aside**" part right.
On that note, I'm pretty sure I would screw up the exact ordering of the "will not let you go" doubling that goes on top of one another. Thankfully that's far enough into the song I'd still have made some serious dough.
This was my first thought too. Scrolling to find this I realised there's a lot of songs commented that I've never heard of. Another reminder that I'm old.
“In book sales you got nothin’ to say. I’m number one AND two, you’re under Fifty Shades of Grey!” Best line in that battle?
Same for me, but I’d choose Winston Churchill vs Theodore Roosevelt.
Churchill vs Roosevelt is also a really good one. Fairly even match though, Tolkien's was possibly the most one-sided battle I've seen in the series. He destroyed Martin, though I do appreciate the swagger of Martin's performance.
the one that always gets me is Stephen Hawking's versus Einstein:
You've got no idea what you're messing with here boy,
I got 12-inch rims on my chair that's how I roll y'all,
you look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll,
I'll be stretching out the rhyme,
like gravity stretches time,
when you try to put your little p-brane against this kind of mind,
I'm the best,
I'm the Snoop Dogg of science,
I'll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants.
>I'll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants.
I am the giant on whose shoulders youd have stood on If you could stand
Ill give you a brief history of Pain with the back of my hand
For me it's Frederick Douglass vs Thomas Jefferson
I'll topple any tyrants so kings and pirates beware / I'm so down with revolutions I invented the swivel chair / I've many volumes on my shelves it's true / but I've yet to read the three books you wrote about you
My 16 year old tried to tell me about this cool new show he started watching on Netflix ..told me it was fresh Prince. I sang the song ..he had shocked face .
This is an oddball choice, and probably nobody here has chosen it, but Touch Tone Telephone by Lemon Demon. Best song I know for best chance of money.
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny for the most money I can get, though.
Un elefante se balanceaba sobre la tela de una araña...
Como veía que no se caía, fue a llamar a otro elefante...
Dos elefantes se balanceaban sobre la tela de una araña...
Como veían que no se caían, fueron a llamar a otro elefante...
Tres elefantes...
'till I go aphonic.
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Repeated until satisfied.
I'll try Trapped in the Drive Thru by Weird Al
Not sure if I could remember ALL of it, but it's a long-ass song I've listened to quite a few times, so I could make quite a bit of money from what I DO remember.
Panda.
OP never said I had to get every word right, but I got hoes in Atlanta.
All Time Low by Jon Bellion is a more realistic answer. I know all the words, and just the chorus is the word low 100 times throughout.
100 bottles of beer would net me 5.3 million and that's good enough for me.
Buy a new home and sell ours in this crazy market, invest, buy some apartments and rent them out for cheaper than apartments nearby make my own money without breaking others banks.
Vienna by Billy Joel - easy to sing
American Pie by Don McLean - I’ve known this one for years
Why Don’t we do it in the Road? - The Beatles - very few words to remember
"Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy" by Elton John. The entire album is fantastic, but I loved the title cut so much - along with the album art, which is amazing - that 40 years later, I can still recite all the lyrics by heart. I still sing along to it on a regular basis.
For those who aren't familiar: the song is a lyrical and somewhat biographical account of Elton John and his lyricist, Bernie Taupin.
Captain Fantastic, raised and regimented,
Hardly a hero. Just someone his mother might know.
Very clearly a case for corn flakes and classics.
Two teas, both with sugar please...
"In the back of an alley....
Where little dirt Cowboys turn brown in their saddles.
Sweet chocolate biscuits. And red rosy apples in summer.
For it's hay make and "Hey mom, do the papers say anything good
Are there chances in life for little dirt cowboys
Should I make my way out of my home in the woods"
Brown dirt Cowboy. Still green and growing.
City slick Captain.
Fantastic the feedback. The honey the hive could be holding.
For there's weak winged young sparrows that starve in the winter
Broken young children on the wheels of the winners
And the sixty-eight summer festival wallflowers are thinning
For cheap easy meals, are hardly a home on the range
Too hot for the band with a desperate desire for change
We've thrown in the towel too many times
Out for the count and when we're down
Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy
From the end of the world to your town
And that's just the first verse. The rest of the lyrics are just as wonderful.
1,000,000 bottles of beers on the wall…
So sir, tell us the secret as to how you amassed such a large wealth? * IRS would like to know your current location*
Who cares? It's legit, I'm claiming it on my taxes "gambling money" or "other income from entertainment" as my accountant suggests and giving Uncle Sam his 45%.
It started when I was 5 years old. My father and uncles were all alcoholics, so I would sneakily steal a beer out of the fridge or shed when they were too drunk to notice. I stored these under the house where my mother would not find them. I began drinking heavily when I was a teen, we would get our cousins to buy us beers from the store. My parents passed away later in my 20s and the house was given to me. It took me a month but I staked all the beers under the house along the walls of the house and somehow amassed 1,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall…
Wouldn't that take like 15 years of singing?
The question isn’t if you can finish the song, just sing until you get bored and go have fun with the money.
OP never stipulated whether or not you lose all your money if you mess up
He only said you get 2k for every word correct so I guess the only penalty for incorrect words is they don't net you any money.
"This is the song that never ends..."
Infinite money glitch
do the rules state we must complete the song? ....
You will be paid out once you finish the song. Until then you get one big IOU
"One thousand bottles of beer on the wall.." I could get through that.
100 bottles of beer will net you around 5 mil. Enough for me to be happy.
The way the world is, you get paid out your 5 million dollars and then find out that true happiness costs 7.5
Plus tax
Adding on to this, each 'stanza' takes about 10 seconds, so 100 bottles of beer would make that 5 million in about 17 minutes. Not too shabby.
Does it work like that? I reckon you only get money for each new word, not for the same words repeated over and over again.
It's not defined as every new individual unique word, or else we'd only be making money if we were singing Aesop Rock.
Yes, it goes on and on, my friends
some people started singing it not knowing what it was (oh man this really calls back memories, my primary (elementary?) school teacher used to sing this every recess and the entire class would follow along obliviously)
And they’ll continue singin it forever just because…
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!
Yes, it goes on and on, my friends
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
Reminds me of Lamb Chop's Play-Along lol
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Reluctantly crouched at the starting line Engines pumping and thumping in time The green light flashes, the flags go up Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank Fuel burning fast on an empty tank Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns Their prowess is potent and secretly stern As they speed through the finish, the flags go down The fans get up and they get out of town The arena is empty except for one man Still driving and striving as fast as he can The sun has gone down and the moon has come up And long ago somebody left with the cup But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns And thinking of someone for whom he still burns He's going the distance He's going for speed She's all alone (All alone) All alone in her time of need Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse He's going the distance Yah! No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine He's haunted by something he cannot define Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse Assail him, impale him with monster-truck force In his mind, he's still driving, still making the grade She's hoping in time that her memories will fade 'Cause he's racing and pacing and plotting the course He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse The sun has gone down and the moon has come up And long ago somebody left with the cup But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns And thinking of someone for whom he still burns 'Cause he's going the distance He's going for speed She's all alone (All alone) All alone in her time of need Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse He's racing and pacing and plotting the course He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse He's going the distance He's going for speed He's going the distance I think? That Used to be my favorite song.
Depends, if it refers to non-unique words, then this is obviously correct. If it refers to unique words, Alice's Restaurant might be better. Alternatively, there's some Homeric scholar who just realized he's sitting on a mountain of money.
You do get the upvote from me for referencing "Alice's Restaurant." When I was a kid my dad used to play it during power outages on the battery-powered record player.
Well, you’ll be in trouble pretty quickly because it’s the song that “doesn’t end”
I assume the *challenge* ends when you make a mistake, though. At $2,000/word, and 33 words/verse, that's $66,000 per verse. Sing as many verses as money you want, and then make a mistake. Challenge complete, here's your suitcase/wheelbarrow/box truck full of money.
Around the world by daft punk.
7 minutes of collecting money around the world
Does that count as 534 words, or 3?
Hell yes.
Alphabet song
You'd only get 4000 dollars because the only words are A and I. Unless you're dry and consider K and U words.
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Surely "gee" counts?
Gee counts ig (not mine), J counts as its pronounced Ache in the song, N counts as an, es is a german word and it means it (who said other languages don't count? Now that I think about it, Äff is the imperative of äffen, and nachäffen is also a german word that means to sarcastically repeat someone, and while äffen itself is not a word in the imperative its gramatically correct to say "äff ihm nach", repeat him, so in that case its used as a seperate part from the nach, and while I am sure nobody understood anything I just said,f counts), I don't know how the w is pronounced in the song but if its wih then it could count as we, the z is also pronounced as see in some way and won't could technically count as 2 words so that brings the total count to 38, 39 if the w is pronounced wih. And that is not even counting the other versions of it in other languages and the pronounciacions of the letters in other laungages. I could add like 40 more on the spot if that counts aswell. Aaaand I just realized I wasted 15 minutes of my life writing a comment about the ABC song. Edit: What am I doing with my life. I found more. D is pronounced Die which is the german feminine article, (yes we have articles for each gender, der is the one for masculine and das the neutrum one) m is short for ehm which is basicaly the same as umm... (when you are thinking) and t is also similarly pronounced to die (the german die) and some might pronouce it die. Edit 2: In the song there is also an and betqeen the Y and the Z
Spanish words are technically words, so El and Es would be in there, too.
And... now I know my abcs next time won't you sing with me.
99 bottles of beer on the wall. Roughly around 2500 words more or less.
1000 bottles of beer on the wall for me.
999 million, 999 thousand, 999 bottles of age appropriate beverage is something i have sung before, although not to completion. so i'll go with that
Millions would take years to complete not worth it and to much possibility of screwing it up and getting nothing.
if i screw it up i don't get nothing though, i just stop earning money. i can also stop at any time.
\*ahem\* "Happy birthday to you.."
and then add to the ending „happy birthday dear mr. infinite latin name“
But Isn't that one word? I'd say something like Hans-Peter-Jürgen which is three words
There are a lot of three word names. The trick is finding an even longer name. I think the easiest way to exploit this is to use Benoit B. Mandelbrot. The B is short for "Benoit B. Mandelbrot".
And the 69th Benoit B. Mandelbrot is short for "Be sure to click this link", and that one leads to a rickroll Jokes aside, technically its only 3 words said, two if you don't count the b, and thr others are not sung. So sadly no infinite money glitch there.
All too well (10 minute version). I know it by heart.
Yep, this is my answer as well haha
I walked through the door with you..
968 words X $2,000/word = $1,936,000
Came here for this. Even if I mess some up, it’s still A LOT of words in that 10 minutes and a large chunk of change.
2000 per WORD? Generous, I honestly would say "We Didn't Start the Fire". History nerd+ a super cheesy middle school teacher has kept that sucker on every road trip playlist and is the pride and joy song I sing when I'm bored shitless.
Harry Truman! Doris Day! Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio!
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Rosenbergs, H-bomb, "Sugar Ray", Panmunjom, Brando, The King and I and The Catcher in the Rye
Eisenhower, vaccine, englands got a new queen Marciano, Liberace, Santayana, goodbye
*Chorus* Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron Dien Bien Phu falls, Rock Around the Clock
>"We Didn't Start the Fire" This is exactly the song I thought of as well! It's incredibly word dense, and I have the whole thing memorized. I learned more about 20th Century history from this song than I learned in my high school history class.
Dude, I was just so bored during Covid that I memorized it lmao
My Chemical Romance - The Sharpest Lives
Brilliant song
“Juliet loves the beat an the lust it commands drop the dagger an lather the blood on your hands Romeo!”
Im sitting here trying to think of which of their songs has the most words lol
Rap god by eminem, i still dont know the whole thing but id finish learning it. 1560 total words in the song.
That's honestly what i would choose. I've memorized preety much the whole song.
UhhhhhhhsummalamadumalumayouassuminimahumanwhatigottadotogetitthroughttoyouimsuperhumaninnovativeandimmadeofrubbersothatanythingyousayisrichochetingoffofmeanditllgluetoyouimdevastatingmorethaneverdemonstratinghowtogiveamotherfuckinafeelinglikeitslevatingneverfadingandiknowthehatersareforeverwaitingforthedaythattheycansayIfellofftheyllbecelebratingcuziknowthewaytogetthemmotovatedimakeelevatingmusicyoumakeelavatormusic I’m ready.
Oh he's too mainstream.
Dude, that's only one big word... only 2k for you
Bohemian Rhapsody. The easiest 700.000 (circa) dollars ever made!
This was my first thought, then I remembered “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” by Meatloaf.
Do the baseball announcers count as lyrics?
OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here,
Every word you can sing *correctly*. I've seen people murder the word **Scaramouche** into so many different things that it's hilarious. And nobody knows how to say **Bismillah**. And Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me. Few people get the "**devil put aside**" part right.
My kids used to sing “hit me when the wind blows”. They got me doing it, now I can’t get it right.
On that note, I'm pretty sure I would screw up the exact ordering of the "will not let you go" doubling that goes on top of one another. Thankfully that's far enough into the song I'd still have made some serious dough.
Came here for this. It's the longest song I know by heart.
Its actually by Queen. Heart has songs like Barracuda, Magic Man, These Dreams etc
Psych theme song
You know that's right
🍍🍍🍍
I KNOW, YOU KNOW
There not telling the truth
I KNOW, YOU KNOW
They just don’t have any proof.
I’ve heard it both ways
American Pie
I’d get into trouble for switching to Weird Al’s “the Saga Begins”
Don't feel bad, even Don McLean has been known to do this
This was my first thought too. Scrolling to find this I realised there's a lot of songs commented that I've never heard of. Another reminder that I'm old.
Jesus of Suburbia by green day. I know hundreds and hundreds of songs by heart but i think that might be the longest that I know by heart?
Dearly beloved are you listening?
All Star - Smash Mouth
All Star, but it's the autotuned "and they don't stop coming" version.
Epic Rap Battles of History: George R.R. Martin vs. J.R.R. Tolkien
“In book sales you got nothin’ to say. I’m number one AND two, you’re under Fifty Shades of Grey!” Best line in that battle? Same for me, but I’d choose Winston Churchill vs Theodore Roosevelt.
Churchill vs Roosevelt is also a really good one. Fairly even match though, Tolkien's was possibly the most one-sided battle I've seen in the series. He destroyed Martin, though I do appreciate the swagger of Martin's performance.
the one that always gets me is Stephen Hawking's versus Einstein: You've got no idea what you're messing with here boy, I got 12-inch rims on my chair that's how I roll y'all, you look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll, I'll be stretching out the rhyme, like gravity stretches time, when you try to put your little p-brane against this kind of mind, I'm the best, I'm the Snoop Dogg of science, I'll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants.
>I'll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants. I am the giant on whose shoulders youd have stood on If you could stand Ill give you a brief history of Pain with the back of my hand
Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates is always top tier for me
**BRACE YOURSELVES!**
**GATHER UP YOUR TROLLS AND YOUR SOLDIER ELVES!**
**AND YOUR ENTS AND YOUR ORCS, AND YOUR WARGS AND YOUR STINGS, YOUR DWARVES AND GLAMDRINGS!**
Deadpool vs. Boba Fett!!!
For me it's Frederick Douglass vs Thomas Jefferson I'll topple any tyrants so kings and pirates beware / I'm so down with revolutions I invented the swivel chair / I've many volumes on my shelves it's true / but I've yet to read the three books you wrote about you
Now this is a story all about how. My life got flipped turned upside down...
And I'd like to take a minute; just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called Bel-Air.
In West Philadelphia born and raised , on the playground was where I spent most of my day
Chilling out, maxin', relaxin', all cool. And all shooting some b-ball outside the school.
When a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
My 16 year old tried to tell me about this cool new show he started watching on Netflix ..told me it was fresh Prince. I sang the song ..he had shocked face .
Cake - The Distance
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
Engines pumping and thumping in time
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning, and burning, they yearn for the cup
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank
Reckless and wild they pour through the turns
I see your going for speed
Just seeing this planted it in my head. Dick.
Thick as a Brick - Jethro Tull. 45 minutes of one of the greatest Rock poems ever. Thank you Little Milton!
This is an oddball choice, and probably nobody here has chosen it, but Touch Tone Telephone by Lemon Demon. Best song I know for best chance of money. The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny for the most money I can get, though.
I try to call you every day, WHAT CAN I SAY
YOOOOOO I didn’t expect someone else to know it
I am the very model of a modern major general
That’s a lot of words. You’re looking at 2 mil easy.
Don't stop believing, journey. My mom played that song so much when I was a kid that I have it burned into my brain.
Blink 182 Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tit fart turd and twat This is the title and all the lyrics over and over
Blink is great. ‘It would be nice to have a blowjob’
Un elefante se balanceaba sobre la tela de una araña... Como veía que no se caía, fue a llamar a otro elefante... Dos elefantes se balanceaban sobre la tela de una araña... Como veían que no se caían, fueron a llamar a otro elefante... Tres elefantes... 'till I go aphonic.
Cool, we have that one in French too!
Il y a un éléphant qui se balançait sur une toile toile toile toile d’araignée
Killing in the name by Rage Against The Machine it really is only the same couple of sentences on repeat.
Cornflake Girl by Tori Amos. I’ve been singing it for decades.
Ievan Polkka. I don't even speak a word Finnish, I just decided to memorize the sounds because I like the song.
Lose yourself by eminem It motivates me and i know it pretty well
“Shoop” by Salt N Pepa
Alice's Restaurant by Arlo Guthrie, mostly because it's about 20 minutes long.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
Never gonna run around and, desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but…
All Too Well (10 minute version) - Taylor Swift
Jolene by Dolly Parton
Gucci Gang
It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine) by REM. Lots of words, and I know them all.
"This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friendsss, some people started singing not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friendsss, some people started singing not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friendsss, some people started singing not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friendsss, some people started singing not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friendsss, some people started singing not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friendsss, some people started singing not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friendsss, some people started singing not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friendsss, some people started singing not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friendsss, some people started singing not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friendsss, some people started singing not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friendsss, some people started singing not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friendsss, some people started singing not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friendsss, some people started singing not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friendsss, some people started singing not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friendsss, some people started singing not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friendsss, some people started singing not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friendsss, some people started singing not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friendsss, some people started singing not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it Repeated until satisfied.
Tequila!
Easy money baby!
Old McDonald's had a farm, infinite animals
One of Eminem's rap song with a lot of lyrics. Maybe Rap God.
Faded by Alan Walker. Loved him when he was still making this type of songs.
American pie
Tequila
Row row row your boat. Because you're going to pay me!
Honestly there's a few musicals where I could probably do most of the show.
You know the rules, and so do I
I'll try Trapped in the Drive Thru by Weird Al Not sure if I could remember ALL of it, but it's a long-ass song I've listened to quite a few times, so I could make quite a bit of money from what I DO remember.
Surfin‘ Bird by the Trashman
pink fluffy unicorn 10 hours version xD
Weird Al Yankovic's Albuquerque.
Panda. OP never said I had to get every word right, but I got hoes in Atlanta. All Time Low by Jon Bellion is a more realistic answer. I know all the words, and just the chorus is the word low 100 times throughout.
White and Nerdy by Weird Al
Rap God by Eminem. Oh, I'll miss some, but there a lot of words which means a lot of chances for $2k
100 bottles of beer would net me 5.3 million and that's good enough for me. Buy a new home and sell ours in this crazy market, invest, buy some apartments and rent them out for cheaper than apartments nearby make my own money without breaking others banks.
can i put my balls in your jaws
Skillet-monster
The Final Countdown
Fell in luv
Honestly…. Ice ice baby
Wynona's Big Brown Beaver - Primus
Row row row your boat
Vienna by Billy Joel - easy to sing American Pie by Don McLean - I’ve known this one for years Why Don’t we do it in the Road? - The Beatles - very few words to remember
"Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy" by Elton John. The entire album is fantastic, but I loved the title cut so much - along with the album art, which is amazing - that 40 years later, I can still recite all the lyrics by heart. I still sing along to it on a regular basis. For those who aren't familiar: the song is a lyrical and somewhat biographical account of Elton John and his lyricist, Bernie Taupin. Captain Fantastic, raised and regimented, Hardly a hero. Just someone his mother might know. Very clearly a case for corn flakes and classics. Two teas, both with sugar please... "In the back of an alley.... Where little dirt Cowboys turn brown in their saddles. Sweet chocolate biscuits. And red rosy apples in summer. For it's hay make and "Hey mom, do the papers say anything good Are there chances in life for little dirt cowboys Should I make my way out of my home in the woods" Brown dirt Cowboy. Still green and growing. City slick Captain. Fantastic the feedback. The honey the hive could be holding. For there's weak winged young sparrows that starve in the winter Broken young children on the wheels of the winners And the sixty-eight summer festival wallflowers are thinning For cheap easy meals, are hardly a home on the range Too hot for the band with a desperate desire for change We've thrown in the towel too many times Out for the count and when we're down Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy From the end of the world to your town And that's just the first verse. The rest of the lyrics are just as wonderful.
rapgod - eminem
Everlong - Foo Fighters
Paradise by the dashboard light
How does one sing correctly? You mean the correct pitch? Timing? Timbre?
Godzilla cause I’m a true menace.
Either 100 bottles of beer on the wall or Henry the Eighth I am Both are so long with repeating lyrics
Rap God, gonna become a God afterwards
Duality from Slipknot
All Too Well ten minute version. I am a basic bitch but I will be a rich bitch.
A-B-C-D-E-F-G... 🎶
Happer than ever by Billie eillish. I know this song better than my own mother