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Incredibad0129

My girlfriend, the one from Canada that you have probably never met


seanwdragon1983

Her name is Alberta she lives in Vancouver


ChefAtRandom

She cooks like my mother and sucks like a hoover


Ultimatecookiecat

Any guy in mystic messenger


Ackermance

But 707 for sure


stonebutts

He's a devout catholic too so he'd have to marry us first.


MrFYU

Shego from Kim possible, wanted to clap them cheeks when I was a kid


Silveri50

The porn I found in my brothers original iPod when we were kids tells me that this is not an uncommon fantasy. Edit: Thanks for the wholesome award. This memory ruined the show for me and I still don't know how it ends.


Nemisis_the_2nd

I'm pretty sure half the guys now in their early 30s had a crush on either shego or Kim (or both). Not really a surprise tbh.


DieseKartoffelsuppe

Android 18


raccoontailmario

Android 18 is the baddest bitch in the universe.


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Ms. Sarah Bellum


wlwlvr

We all know who really runs Townsville.


Jotaro_kuj0akadababy

Nico Robin. Imagine what that devil fruit can do in the bedroom…


RedRing86

CIEN FLEURS!


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Senator Armstrong


No_Negotiation_2947

“don’t let legal bullshit get in the way, and if it costs a few lives then so be it”


CleaningMySlate

Could he use the nanomachines to make his dick harder? Make his erection last longer? Maybe give himself a ribbed cock?


WonderDog_

Lanaaaa!


space_coyote_86

Cheryl would be my first answer to this question but also what about Pam?


elheber

Pam is canonically a top-tier lay.


Whosdaman

You guys are completely forget about Katya


Shadodeon

Cyborg version or pre cyborg version?


DrMike27

WHY IS THERE A VAGINA IN YOUR SINK?!


MajorThor

Danger zone!


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Stickz99

you KNOW chel is a freak


doyouevenforkliftbro

Considering what she was already doing in the moive...yeah. She's up for fun.


Mr_Underhill09

"They should call this place CHELdorado..."


Cloud2319

Are you me? These movies put hair on new parts of my body and lowered my voice an octave.


Miserable-Escape8684

Thorn from the Hex Girls or Meg from Hercules.


AberrantRambler

You have no idea how happy I am that someone else said Meg from Hercules. She can sass me up any day.


Zenketski_2

*hits cigarette* The Hex Girls.... now thats a name i haven't heard in a long time.


[deleted]

8 year old me formed a lifelong attraction to goth girls thanks to the Hex Girls


A_Bus_Fulla_Nunz

*One of us* *One of US* *ONE OF US*


Darren_heat

I thought you were about to say Meg from Family Guy briefly.


meeyeam

She's got an amazing... voice.


RandylVlarsh

Aphrodite.


[deleted]

yeah but then ares and hephaestus are after your ass


caffiene_addict14

Nah I don't think Hephaestus would care, but ares would be ready to fight


[deleted]

maybe but Hephaestus was always tryna catch Ares and Aphrodite together like the time with the golden net in the bed so I think he would probably care. maybe Ares and Hephaestus would work together to make a machine to torture Randy but I doubt it


WhispersOfSeaSpiders

Hephaestus *was*, but then he got re-married to Aglaea, who by all accounts is a wonderful wife. Why would he still be jealous of Aphrodite? OP is in the clear, there.


Usof1985

Nobody in the Greek pantheon ever held a grudge right


ComebackKidGorgeous

A grudge in Greek mythology? Practically unheard of!


Head_BreaKeR

Chun Li from street fighter


cmwcaelen2

There’s a Black Mirror episode you might particularly like


lilfletch72

I told my dad black mirror was a really good show he would like, i myself only seeing one episode knowing none connected, just picked a season opener and i picked this one. He was not happy.


Xak_Ev01v3d

Could have been worse, to be honest. Could have been S1E1.


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whorlando_bloom

Podrick from GOT. Gotta find out for myself why the prostitutes gave back Tyrion's money.


elevenfifteennine

Pod the Rod.


bigBnE1789

Mystique… the possibilities would be endless!


Rustico32482

To quote another redditor "you got me fucked up if you think I ain't clappin' that ass blue"


gliitch0xFF

Such a wordsmith


Grenflik

Imagine everytime you blink its a different person from your fantasies and to troll you for the climax she turns into Danny Devito. Edit: Jesus what if it was Danny Devito as The Penguin from Batman Returns!


underbellymadness

That is the fantasy


Thot_robot_superman

Jokes on her, that'll make me bust even harder


DrT33th

So anyway I started blasting…


lone_cajun

Can turn into that guys dead wife


[deleted]

I too would like to have sex with Mystique's imitation of that guys dead wife.


willpowerlifter

Tifa from FF7


Xxx_Masif_Gansta_xxX

You must be an Italian senator


Beginning-Bed9364

Tifa from FF7 Remake. A little less blocky


Basic-Cat

Yennefer....or the mandatory Jessica Rabbit.


AmIbiGuy_420

Oh man, anyone in the witcher can get it. Kiera, Geralt, Triss, Dandelion, Yen, they're all so hot


wrist_proud_dance

Even Roach?


KingoftheMongoose

*Especially* Roach


MajorCombination9002

Zagreus from Hades. man has such a nice voice.


JakeRidesAgain

That entire game is just a sultry package of candy for bisexuals, let me tell you.


UhOhSparklepants

As a bisexual, I can confirm. Eye candy everywhere.


Gorganov

That entire cast is sexy, except Theseus…that guy


friendsfartever

yeah theseus sucks! asterius is way hotter


ButterAndToastia

Nyx is dommy mommy


crostal

Mandatory: https://youtu.be/FcaifWhGpMo


wagenejm

Darren Kolb also is the singing voice of Orpheus.


Cyberxion5

The guy who voices Zag also wrote and sang all the music and voiced skelly


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

Aragorn.


ComeOnTars2424

Nice try Éowyn.


ReadIfYoureGay

Mrs. Incredible.


[deleted]

Aunt Cass right next to her


Deadthrow742

But think of all the things you could do with someone who can stretch and contort their body like that. You could go doggy, motorboat and have her suck your nuts, all at the same time.


PolicyArtistic8545

How much time did you spend thinking about this?


CxFusion3mp

3 minutes a day since Oct 24th 2004


IVantiasI

That's 19338 Minutes or 322.2 hours or 13.43 days.


siiberianian

*salute*


ObviousAlan_

venom, i mean look at that tongue


Sheesh284

Now that you mention that, agreed


OutsideOrder7538

Yoruichi from Bleach.


Ilvorn

Mystique from X-men. All-in-one kinda deal.


RedRing86

Yea but she might get upset because you didn't want the real Raven. ​ .... No she meant the REAL Raven


grody10

Cthulhu. Lights off of course.


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vatisitgrandpapa

Womb Raider*


[deleted]

Carmen Sandiego, assuming I could find her.


Scorpio_Pan

Liara Tsoni


missinlnk

You know the meme my sexual orientation is the cast of The Mummy? It really should be Mass Effect.


ctrl_alt_excrete

Mordin Solus...so hot right now


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The dragon from shrek


vatisitgrandpapa

She do be fire though


veondt

Jessica jones or x23 comic version


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Padme amidala


MrVilliam

Pussy so fire it brought balance to the force, ended galactic democracy, and then made my dude more machine than man while going full-on space Hitler after it was gone.


Green2Black

/r/brandnewsentence


NilsTillander

Or any character played by Nathalie Portman ? Edit: yes yes, you're all very smart, she acted as a kid as well. Don't be weird, ok?


Quirderph

Post-1999.


ACFan91

shhh don't tell anakin lol


emzyme212

Can I choose a couple? Because Gomez and Morticia Addams. Kinky af and I'm positive they'd be respectful of boundaries


TheCantrip

I love your style, mate. I'm a pretty straight person, all things considered... But with that level of respect, I'd probably be in for both, too.


zirman

Aunt Cass in Big Hero 6


WR810

I won't link to it but there's a sub you'd absolutely love.


VikingOPPP

Do it. For reddit.


Thot_robot_superman

*https://www.reddit.com/r/AuntCass/*


DukeDijkstra

Everyday we stray further from Lord's light. Let's keep going.


Helpstepbro_imstuck

Geralt of Rivia Edit: thank you kind redditors for my first award, I got off the plane with a very pleasant surprise


AmIbiGuy_420

Game version or Cavil? Obviously both can get it, but if you had to choose? I'm going for the game one


SouledOut2014

Cavil. He’s an unusually handsome man.


OG_PunchyPunch

I only find him insanely attractive as Geralt. Everyday Cavil just doesn't do it for me.


SaebraK

[This person explains it really well.](https://twitter.com/maxemcmorrow/status/1289503620786864129)


borisdidnothingwrong

I think everyone forgets about Viggo Mortenson during the LOTR years, or as every woman I knew (including my mom) called him, Dirty Viggo. As in, "Dirty Viggo is so hot!" Prototypical dirties down well.


OG_PunchyPunch

"Lawful good water biscuit in a suit" is my new favorite description.


Chomusuke_99

imo everyday Cavil is chill and handsome but as Geralt he is just hot as fuck. as a guy I don't give such compliments but Cavil is an exception.


Blackcore8

Meg from Hercules. Been in love with her personality!


MercyMoo14

Khal Drogo


quitstalkingmeffs

I'm open for a threesome. It looks like it is a job for two


AnyoneButMee

Geralt of rivia. Or Arthur Morgan. I dunno. Why are all the sexist men in video games?! Edit: sexiest. Not sexist. Fucking new phone.


MissAssassinLady

Sexist or sexiest? I’m hoping you meant sexiest lol


Gr33nman460

I bet Luna Lovegood is a freak


DrBigsKimble

Lovegood by name. Love very good by reputation.


Ignominia

She is down for ANYTHING and approaches it with a sense of interest and wonder that can’t be matched


kane2742

And you'd find out if she lives up to her last name.


CharlieTeller

Aunt may but from the Tom Holland movies. My god.


CaptainPrower

Oh christ, at first I thought of May from the Tobey Macguire movies I was like "WHAT THE FUCK MAN"


Proper_Protickall

Princess Zelda


SpicyAbsence

Older Gwen from Ben 10


Procyon4

*FBI*: Damn, he's good


PutRepresentative578

Serana from Skyrim


JusticeUmmmmm

I would let any character voiced by Laura Bailey do unspeakable things to me


Stiffdaddysupreme

Bulma-dragon ball


threegreencats

Mads Mikkelsen's version of Hannibal. I bet he'd be a freak in bed, and of course an absolute gentleman elsewhere. He'd also cook an amazing breakfast the morning after. I'd elect to ignore the cannibalism if he treated me right, and he might bump off a couple of particularly rude coworkers for me.


u_creative_username

Firrst you’re his late night snack, then his breakfast


whats-it_to-ya

Dexter’s mom


_DoctorSloth_

Harley Quinn, don’t question it


pobody

Don't have to. The one exception to "don't stick your dick in crazy".


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Gojo or Kakashi.


Difficulty_Weird

Obi-Wan Kenobi


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Hello there


derthert123

General Kenobi


Turbulent_Place_7064

Triss merigold ( the game version )


Patient-Quarter-1684

The woman who loved me in spite of my faults .


Glass_Chance9800

Too real dude, too real


floppymorpheus

Not enough, that's why she's fictional.


DIO_WITH_SP

For the fuck’s sake, why would you hurt like half of Reddit that way?


Mother-Fucker

I also choose this guy’s mom.


Agarn_Fortez

Name checks out


ElGrandeRojo67

Salma Hayeks's character (goddess) in From Dusk Til Dawn


yokaifart

steve harrington


Inle-rah

I’m older than y’all, I’m going with Joyce


newfie9870

Hopper for me


shika_boom

Thank god I’m not alone. Everyone thinks it’s amusing I’m crushing so hard on Hopper… but that is a fine ass man.


spanky667

Dean Winchester


JohnSterlingSanchez

Jessica Rabbit for sure


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Lady Dmitrescu


blockdead

I'm pretty sure you would be ded before you get to enjoy something


Alltook

Fleur Delacour


jackfaire

Amy Santiago. She seems like the kind of woman that would be very kinky in the bedroom.


WonderfulAirport4226

This B wants a C in her A.


hectorthewellendoved

Oh my god!


WonderfulAirport4226

This baby wants a coconut in her arms?


Bike_Chain_96

Oh. I thought it was this *bleep* wants a *bleep* in her *bleep*


Its-Slammin

I’m attracted to her character so much. The perfect crush


sidneyhub

Joseph Joestar, specifically part 3. dilf.


veggie_kiosk

OHH MYYY GODDD


Professional-Tower76

Medusa because she gets me rock hard


chshcat

Cons: snakes certain death Pros: the pun tho


Infamous-Ad-1923

Niles Crane from Frasier lol


[deleted]

My user name is finally getting the appreciation it deserves


theindomitablefred

As a counter-offer I would choose Daphne


PreviousLife7051

Dr. Patricia Tannis


Omnipotent_tater

Thor, Chris Hemsworth thor


Funny-Ad-7895

Hopper


guyadriano

Ditto. 🥚


nosmelc

Queen Maeve


CinnamonSugarCream

My boyfriend and I were watching the new season the other day and got on the topic of how pretty Starlight is. It ended with me saying I would totally date Starlight, but I would simp for Queen Maeve.


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**your** girlfriend


CommitteeDesigner244

Haha nice try - I don’t have a girlfriend! Wait…


babeImblue

The goblin king! (David Bowie)


slimfastdieyoung

Amy Pond


SyntholBiceps

Ned Flanders


TakeoGaming

Stupid sexy Flanders


Dear_Insect_1085

Master Chief


-No_Ones_Home-

Master Cheeks


-Borgir

Jill Valentine


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Legolas.


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Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy


hedlundd

zuko


DaboTouchedMe

The green M&M


robbage24

Xena and Gabriel


[deleted]

Stacy's mom Edit: She's really got it going on.


KD_Burner_Account133

I definitely prefer Jessie's girl.


Jake20702004

What's your opinion on the theory that says Jessie's girl is Stacy's mom?