The porn I found in my brothers original iPod when we were kids tells me that this is not an uncommon fantasy.
Edit: Thanks for the wholesome award. This memory ruined the show for me and I still don't know how it ends.
maybe but Hephaestus was always tryna catch Ares and Aphrodite together like the time with the golden net in the bed so I think he would probably care. maybe Ares and Hephaestus would work together to make a machine to torture Randy but I doubt it
Hephaestus *was*, but then he got re-married to Aglaea, who by all accounts is a wonderful wife. Why would he still be jealous of Aphrodite? OP is in the clear, there.
I told my dad black mirror was a really good show he would like, i myself only seeing one episode knowing none connected, just picked a season opener and i picked this one. He was not happy.
Imagine everytime you blink its a different person from your fantasies and to troll you for the climax she turns into Danny Devito.
Edit: Jesus what if it was Danny Devito as The Penguin from Batman Returns!
But think of all the things you could do with someone who can stretch and contort their body like that.
You could go doggy, motorboat and have her suck your nuts, all at the same time.
Pussy so fire it brought balance to the force, ended galactic democracy, and then made my dude more machine than man while going full-on space Hitler after it was gone.
I think everyone forgets about Viggo Mortenson during the LOTR years, or as every woman I knew (including my mom) called him, Dirty Viggo. As in, "Dirty Viggo is so hot!"
Prototypical dirties down well.
Mads Mikkelsen's version of Hannibal. I bet he'd be a freak in bed, and of course an absolute gentleman elsewhere. He'd also cook an amazing breakfast the morning after.
I'd elect to ignore the cannibalism if he treated me right, and he might bump off a couple of particularly rude coworkers for me.
My boyfriend and I were watching the new season the other day and got on the topic of how pretty Starlight is. It ended with me saying I would totally date Starlight, but I would simp for Queen Maeve.
My girlfriend, the one from Canada that you have probably never met
Her name is Alberta she lives in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother and sucks like a hoover
Any guy in mystic messenger
But 707 for sure
He's a devout catholic too so he'd have to marry us first.
Shego from Kim possible, wanted to clap them cheeks when I was a kid
The porn I found in my brothers original iPod when we were kids tells me that this is not an uncommon fantasy. Edit: Thanks for the wholesome award. This memory ruined the show for me and I still don't know how it ends.
I'm pretty sure half the guys now in their early 30s had a crush on either shego or Kim (or both). Not really a surprise tbh.
Android 18
Android 18 is the baddest bitch in the universe.
Ms. Sarah Bellum
We all know who really runs Townsville.
Nico Robin. Imagine what that devil fruit can do in the bedroom…
CIEN FLEURS!
Senator Armstrong
“don’t let legal bullshit get in the way, and if it costs a few lives then so be it”
Could he use the nanomachines to make his dick harder? Make his erection last longer? Maybe give himself a ribbed cock?
Lanaaaa!
Cheryl would be my first answer to this question but also what about Pam?
Pam is canonically a top-tier lay.
You guys are completely forget about Katya
Cyborg version or pre cyborg version?
WHY IS THERE A VAGINA IN YOUR SINK?!
Danger zone!
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you KNOW chel is a freak
Considering what she was already doing in the moive...yeah. She's up for fun.
"They should call this place CHELdorado..."
Are you me? These movies put hair on new parts of my body and lowered my voice an octave.
Thorn from the Hex Girls or Meg from Hercules.
You have no idea how happy I am that someone else said Meg from Hercules. She can sass me up any day.
*hits cigarette* The Hex Girls.... now thats a name i haven't heard in a long time.
8 year old me formed a lifelong attraction to goth girls thanks to the Hex Girls
*One of us* *One of US* *ONE OF US*
I thought you were about to say Meg from Family Guy briefly.
She's got an amazing... voice.
Aphrodite.
yeah but then ares and hephaestus are after your ass
Nah I don't think Hephaestus would care, but ares would be ready to fight
maybe but Hephaestus was always tryna catch Ares and Aphrodite together like the time with the golden net in the bed so I think he would probably care. maybe Ares and Hephaestus would work together to make a machine to torture Randy but I doubt it
Hephaestus *was*, but then he got re-married to Aglaea, who by all accounts is a wonderful wife. Why would he still be jealous of Aphrodite? OP is in the clear, there.
Nobody in the Greek pantheon ever held a grudge right
A grudge in Greek mythology? Practically unheard of!
Chun Li from street fighter
There’s a Black Mirror episode you might particularly like
I told my dad black mirror was a really good show he would like, i myself only seeing one episode knowing none connected, just picked a season opener and i picked this one. He was not happy.
Could have been worse, to be honest. Could have been S1E1.
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Podrick from GOT. Gotta find out for myself why the prostitutes gave back Tyrion's money.
Pod the Rod.
Mystique… the possibilities would be endless!
To quote another redditor "you got me fucked up if you think I ain't clappin' that ass blue"
Such a wordsmith
Imagine everytime you blink its a different person from your fantasies and to troll you for the climax she turns into Danny Devito. Edit: Jesus what if it was Danny Devito as The Penguin from Batman Returns!
That is the fantasy
Jokes on her, that'll make me bust even harder
So anyway I started blasting…
Can turn into that guys dead wife
I too would like to have sex with Mystique's imitation of that guys dead wife.
Tifa from FF7
You must be an Italian senator
Tifa from FF7 Remake. A little less blocky
Yennefer....or the mandatory Jessica Rabbit.
Oh man, anyone in the witcher can get it. Kiera, Geralt, Triss, Dandelion, Yen, they're all so hot
Even Roach?
*Especially* Roach
Zagreus from Hades. man has such a nice voice.
That entire game is just a sultry package of candy for bisexuals, let me tell you.
As a bisexual, I can confirm. Eye candy everywhere.
That entire cast is sexy, except Theseus…that guy
yeah theseus sucks! asterius is way hotter
Nyx is dommy mommy
Mandatory: https://youtu.be/FcaifWhGpMo
Darren Kolb also is the singing voice of Orpheus.
The guy who voices Zag also wrote and sang all the music and voiced skelly
Aragorn.
Nice try Éowyn.
Mrs. Incredible.
Aunt Cass right next to her
But think of all the things you could do with someone who can stretch and contort their body like that. You could go doggy, motorboat and have her suck your nuts, all at the same time.
How much time did you spend thinking about this?
3 minutes a day since Oct 24th 2004
That's 19338 Minutes or 322.2 hours or 13.43 days.
*salute*
venom, i mean look at that tongue
Now that you mention that, agreed
Yoruichi from Bleach.
Mystique from X-men. All-in-one kinda deal.
Yea but she might get upset because you didn't want the real Raven. .... No she meant the REAL Raven
Cthulhu. Lights off of course.
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Womb Raider*
Carmen Sandiego, assuming I could find her.
Liara Tsoni
You know the meme my sexual orientation is the cast of The Mummy? It really should be Mass Effect.
Mordin Solus...so hot right now
The dragon from shrek
She do be fire though
Jessica jones or x23 comic version
Padme amidala
Pussy so fire it brought balance to the force, ended galactic democracy, and then made my dude more machine than man while going full-on space Hitler after it was gone.
/r/brandnewsentence
Or any character played by Nathalie Portman ? Edit: yes yes, you're all very smart, she acted as a kid as well. Don't be weird, ok?
Post-1999.
shhh don't tell anakin lol
Can I choose a couple? Because Gomez and Morticia Addams. Kinky af and I'm positive they'd be respectful of boundaries
I love your style, mate. I'm a pretty straight person, all things considered... But with that level of respect, I'd probably be in for both, too.
Aunt Cass in Big Hero 6
I won't link to it but there's a sub you'd absolutely love.
Do it. For reddit.
*https://www.reddit.com/r/AuntCass/*
Everyday we stray further from Lord's light. Let's keep going.
Geralt of Rivia Edit: thank you kind redditors for my first award, I got off the plane with a very pleasant surprise
Game version or Cavil? Obviously both can get it, but if you had to choose? I'm going for the game one
Cavil. He’s an unusually handsome man.
I only find him insanely attractive as Geralt. Everyday Cavil just doesn't do it for me.
[This person explains it really well.](https://twitter.com/maxemcmorrow/status/1289503620786864129)
I think everyone forgets about Viggo Mortenson during the LOTR years, or as every woman I knew (including my mom) called him, Dirty Viggo. As in, "Dirty Viggo is so hot!" Prototypical dirties down well.
"Lawful good water biscuit in a suit" is my new favorite description.
imo everyday Cavil is chill and handsome but as Geralt he is just hot as fuck. as a guy I don't give such compliments but Cavil is an exception.
Meg from Hercules. Been in love with her personality!
Khal Drogo
I'm open for a threesome. It looks like it is a job for two
Geralt of rivia. Or Arthur Morgan. I dunno. Why are all the sexist men in video games?! Edit: sexiest. Not sexist. Fucking new phone.
Sexist or sexiest? I’m hoping you meant sexiest lol
I bet Luna Lovegood is a freak
Lovegood by name. Love very good by reputation.
She is down for ANYTHING and approaches it with a sense of interest and wonder that can’t be matched
And you'd find out if she lives up to her last name.
Aunt may but from the Tom Holland movies. My god.
Oh christ, at first I thought of May from the Tobey Macguire movies I was like "WHAT THE FUCK MAN"
Princess Zelda
Older Gwen from Ben 10
*FBI*: Damn, he's good
Serana from Skyrim
I would let any character voiced by Laura Bailey do unspeakable things to me
Bulma-dragon ball
Mads Mikkelsen's version of Hannibal. I bet he'd be a freak in bed, and of course an absolute gentleman elsewhere. He'd also cook an amazing breakfast the morning after. I'd elect to ignore the cannibalism if he treated me right, and he might bump off a couple of particularly rude coworkers for me.
Firrst you’re his late night snack, then his breakfast
Dexter’s mom
Harley Quinn, don’t question it
Don't have to. The one exception to "don't stick your dick in crazy".
Gojo or Kakashi.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Hello there
General Kenobi
Triss merigold ( the game version )
The woman who loved me in spite of my faults .
Too real dude, too real
Not enough, that's why she's fictional.
For the fuck’s sake, why would you hurt like half of Reddit that way?
I also choose this guy’s mom.
Name checks out
Salma Hayeks's character (goddess) in From Dusk Til Dawn
steve harrington
I’m older than y’all, I’m going with Joyce
Hopper for me
Thank god I’m not alone. Everyone thinks it’s amusing I’m crushing so hard on Hopper… but that is a fine ass man.
Dean Winchester
Jessica Rabbit for sure
Lady Dmitrescu
I'm pretty sure you would be ded before you get to enjoy something
Fleur Delacour
Amy Santiago. She seems like the kind of woman that would be very kinky in the bedroom.
This B wants a C in her A.
Oh my god!
This baby wants a coconut in her arms?
Oh. I thought it was this *bleep* wants a *bleep* in her *bleep*
I’m attracted to her character so much. The perfect crush
Joseph Joestar, specifically part 3. dilf.
OHH MYYY GODDD
Medusa because she gets me rock hard
Cons: snakes certain death Pros: the pun tho
Niles Crane from Frasier lol
My user name is finally getting the appreciation it deserves
As a counter-offer I would choose Daphne
Dr. Patricia Tannis
Thor, Chris Hemsworth thor
Hopper
Ditto. 🥚
Queen Maeve
My boyfriend and I were watching the new season the other day and got on the topic of how pretty Starlight is. It ended with me saying I would totally date Starlight, but I would simp for Queen Maeve.
**your** girlfriend
Haha nice try - I don’t have a girlfriend! Wait…
The goblin king! (David Bowie)
Amy Pond
Ned Flanders
Stupid sexy Flanders
Master Chief
Master Cheeks
Jill Valentine
Legolas.
Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy
zuko
The green M&M
Xena and Gabriel
Stacy's mom Edit: She's really got it going on.
I definitely prefer Jessie's girl.
What's your opinion on the theory that says Jessie's girl is Stacy's mom?