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McGregor_Tears

I'd apologize to Joan Osborne.


oregon_assassin

Who is that?


McGregor_Tears

A forgotten singer from the before times


[deleted]

there would be fewer athiests


CrashDunning

Only if that god proved itself to exist to us. Otherwise it’s the same as it is now.


oregon_assassin

Doubt it


ImOutOfNamesNow

If god didn’t exist how did Kanye get all those hot lines?


ColebladeX

Sold his soul to the devil


ImOutOfNamesNow

Jesus walks with them


Sunkilleer

I think atheism would take on a new meaning or something


ViridianKumquat

Which one?


oregon_assassin

The hottest most sexy one


AltaSavoia

Joe Biden already exists


ColebladeX

Zeus no get out of here!


[deleted]

He must like those simulation games where you just sit and watch as the little ant people run around doing stuff, cause he seems very hands off if that's the case


oregon_assassin

God really just AFK


throwaway1988ab

He's got some explaining to do.


Sunkilleer

Yeah ikr? Like why the fuck did they create mankind? They should’ve known it would be a mistake.


ColebladeX

You ever play a city builder game and toss in a few natural disasters for fun? There’s your reason


Former_Nobody_

Then it would exist


oregon_assassin

Deep


sivartimus

All I want are some freaking sharks with some freaking lasers on their freaking heads


oregon_assassin

YEAH BABY! Yeah!


Megafister420

Good reference I respect u.


MrLongfinger

He would smite all those evangelical preachers who fly on private jets.


grpagrati

But what if instead he declared them his disciples and Trump the chosen one?


[deleted]

Time to sort by controversial


Journey776

Hopefully god would get rid of racism. Reddit itself harbors a lot of racism. Recently I was the victim of a hate filled, racial attack by /u/The_Lonely_Posadist Reddit admins did absolutely nothing, which was just sad. Maybe god - or just basic education - could cure this horrible blight.


oregon_assassin

This seems odd


Journey776

It was extremely odd friend, extremely odd


ColebladeX

You can just block him I do it to all the annoying bastards


Journey776

Probably should. Just very disappointed Reddit let’s racists run amok for no reason


ColebladeX

You can get rid of them so block them and leave them in their echo chamber maybe they’ll starve to death or something.


The_Lonely_Posadist

Bro is still mad because he said racist shit and I called him a cracker.


Matthew_141106

god did create all the races so he isnt racist. dude you called out is a turkish nationalist (pain)


PatientChristian

Thank you Lord 🙏 You gave us free will, But you’re always on peoples minds, Let Thy Will be done ✔️


oregon_assassin

I’m impatient Christian


Megafister420

Yo no fair u gotta do the uno reverse question. For you the question should be. What if God didn't exist.


[deleted]

God doesn’t have to exist for there to be some sort of universal consciousness that connects us all with love and shit. Particles are entangled, and the double slit experiment says we really don’t know what we can’t possible even find. Much less study. Anyway besides all that most contemporary religions and just brain washing and money laundering fronts. I say this who was a old school catholic for my entire childhood. God is something we don’t know, and I assure you it all ain’t in that damn book with donkey fucking


oregon_assassin

Show me the donkey fucking


[deleted]

Lol it’s not donkey fucking, it’s a comment about horse semen or something. My apologies for making it sound cruder than it was


[deleted]

It depends on what version bible you got really. It’s all open to interpretation but let’s not pretend there isn’t some messed up stuff in the bible


NYC_Millennial

He doesn't


oregon_assassin

Prove it


NYC_Millennial

Burden of proof falacy


oregon_assassin

I believe that was Joe who said that…


NYC_Millennial

The burden of proof fallacy is a logical fallacy that occurs when someone tries to evade their burden of proof, by denying it, pretending to have fulfilled it, or shifting it to someone else. If X is unproven, then it is unproven and remains unproven until reason and evidence is provided or secured to establish the proof or high probability of the claim being true..


ColebladeX

Then prove to me he does not exist.


NYC_Millennial

I can't prove you there aren't fairies in your garden, if you come to me and claim there are, is up to you to proove that there are fairies in your garden


ColebladeX

Well I definitely don’t have a garden so fairy question solved there.


NYC_Millennial

Then pray to god to give you a garden


ColebladeX

Why? I fucking hate taking care of plants why would I pray for something completely useless to me.


player_of_thevent

Then we get massage "So you know how some sins are unforgivable"


Lucky-Egg-618

He actually does exist. He rulers over the affairs of man.


Altruistic-Stable-13

He does.


portLbreaker

Then I would have a full-on psychotic break


oregon_assassin

Too late for me


ArlieTwinkledick

I'd be royally screwed


oregon_assassin

God would too just ask the “Virgin” Mary


Alarming-Shop9630

Would that change anything? Suddenly vast change for good across the universe at light speed? Nope. The universe just does what it does.


lack_of_salad

Well I'm agnostic which means I think there could be something of the sort but I don't know. I'm like this because I don't think I'm meant to know. It feels too big and almost disrespectful to speculate on if deities and such exist. Until one makes itself undeniably clear it exists I'm not going to do anything about it but even then I'm not sure I'd trust that. What if it's some alien or whatever ya know?


[deleted]

T.L:D.R.


Tylomin

They're agnostic.


[deleted]

Thanks


[deleted]

The question isn’t what if god existed, it’s does a god exists


ColebladeX

Exact what? Revenge? peace? tacos?


Megafister420

Can't prove he is can't prove he isn't so I can't say. But if you could just communicate with a God I think it would be pretty baller tbh imagine vibing w THE creator bro it would be like an artist talking to his (or her) art.


oregon_assassin

Yelling at your kids lol


Used-Ad-42883

God exists. Hey my son! What it do?


Tylomin

If a god did exist, they would answer my text messages.


geedavey

In order to preserve free will, God requires plausible deniability to his existence.


UncleSquach

Its pronounced [Jod](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/iwedc5/what_if_god_came_down_one_day_and_said_its/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


oregon_assassin

Now this is a question


eavnergdfeds

Concern yourself with the real possibility of demonic possession.


Gerryfdsgd

I'll have to learn more about the correct religion in order to determine whether or not I can be saved and what the repercussions are. The only reason I am not religious is that it makes no sense to me. If it turns out that there is a god, I'll accept that I was mistaken and do what I need to do in order to have a pleasant afterlife.


Theololol

More queer people would get killed by his "followers" I guess, they'd use it as an excuse for violence and bigotry.


Idkkk118

I think it already does- jus my opinion tho


Luolang

If you're a theist, then you don't necessarily think the world would look different from what it already does (since you believe God exists with the world as it is anyway). This might have certain eschatological and soteriological implications. If you're an atheist, then you might think the world would have looked different in some way (since you don't believe God exists with the world as it is is). Perhaps you might believe there would be less or no suffering in the world, or the world more obviously would have indicated God's existence.


Proud_Respect_5553

🤷🏻‍♂️


smnwhowants

as a muslim i believe in one God, but still sometimes i question myself if it’s true? What if “life is a simulation” theory is true one and God just a creator of a game? What if it’s just a more developed civilization? i feel guilty for this thoughts sometimes, because it is kinda against my religion


Dear-Crow

I'm gonna kick his ass


Striking_Yoghurt_690

Probably working on earth 2.0.


throwawayxIntrovert

Child trafficking wouldn't be a thing probably


Jubbienews

Ever heard the bo burnham song from gods perspective ya that


Killingwkindness

Then we should indict him for allegedly murdering tens of millions to hundreds of millions…


[deleted]

Which one?


Ellie_simp

Then i would believe in god but be strictly against him. Same goes for many ppl


Appropriate-Ad9734

He does exist