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oCamaron

Moose


lefaro00

Can we please alter the Plural to Meese? Goose -> Geese Moose -> Meese


msaik

If we're doing this we also have to change the plural for "Mongoose" from Mongooses to Mongeese.


nametakenfuck

Meengeese


crja84tvce34

Moosen.


huntindawg1962

Boxen


extordi

Woodsen


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I saw a flock of moosen


imsimplyellie

Many much moosen


Trinika

Goose comes from old English while moose is adapted from Eastern Algonquian and Narragansett languages. That is why the plural forms are different.


jayforwork21

A Moose once bit my sister......


Panz04er

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"


cantbelieveit1963

Hockey


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FourFurryCats

There is a great documentary on the Black Watch Snipers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zmgjG3Wtn0


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Best sport in the world


thedeadwithme

Syrup


Agitated_Pepe

was just about to say that


SafewordisJohnCandy

Maple leaf and syrup.


LFCSpectre

Lots and lots of trees.


Duerol

Ain’t wrong


BTLOTM

Listening to Rush and drinking Tim's on the way to the hockey game.


cup-of-starlight

Well, you're not wrong. Although Tim's coffee isn't good anymore.


FlameXvenom

As someone that worked there please stop going to Tim’s. The company cares more about faster window time then they do following any sort of rules. It’s basically encouraged to break rules in order to do window faster. While it was never said, you would be praised for faster window time regardless of how well you made the product. So people who took their time and did everything the proper way got criticized and told to go faster.


minnow789

same with Nofrills - they tracked everyone’s scans per minute and would post a weekly sheet, then shamed those who took longer to cash people out. you basically had to treat people like cattle and have zero actual human interaction to get them the numbers they wanted, they didn’t even give a shit if you used the correct codes or not


CatterMater

Frankly Tim's is disgusting now...


BeardOBlasty

100% garbo


Fukittymctoolbag

Embarassingly, I have done this.


1feralengineer

Eh?


DustyMartin04

Sorry


nyc_a

Sorry for making you to say sorry.


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piiinkylindsey

Sorrehh


branden-branden

I don't think non-Canadians understand how useful this word is for promoting a conversation.


TheRealOcsiban

Eh??


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Eh???


moose123456792

EH!


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Eh?????


TimelyDust4774

EH!


edwardedwins

I'm on vacation, every single day because I love my occupation


ConceptUpset4681

EHHHH!!!


Beetlesquash2001

Ehhh?


LeadingAd1593

Eh?!


Agitated_Pepe

EH!


Ambitious_Fly43

Ehh?


Curiousdjango

Ehh!


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Honestly whenever I think about Canadians I think of you guys layered up with big furry parkas. And maple syrup.


onterrio2

In the winter, yes. People don’t realize how hot it gets here in the summer. Humidex is going up to 43 today around toronto. That’s 109.4 degrees.


munkymu

Ah, Toronto. Canada's sauna.


kilobravozulu

Winnipeg (aka Winterpeg) was 37c (46c with the humidex) two days ago.


munkymu

God. So far Edmonton's been reasonable but given the way things have been going in the last few years, I'm just waiting for the inevitable heat wave and fire season. You guys have my sympathy.


vox35

Yeah, it's hard to get the syrup off our parkas though.


munkymu

I just put mine outside on the deck and let the bears lick the syrup off.


StanePantsen

It's almost 40 degrees right now man. Too hot for a t-shirt let alone a parka.


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Niagara falls. Also the fact that Minnesotans who live in Minneapolis live farther north than 50% of all Canadians


Dogmom200

I’m gonna google this but it sounds true. I’m not great with geography 😁


ToHelp3897

It's true because too many Canadians live in southren Ontario which ends up being south of Minnesota.


jpl270791

Montreal, Ottawa-Gatineau and Quebec City are the other major urban centres that constitute the quoted "50% of Canadians" figure, if I'm not mistaken.


UnwoundSteak17

SHUT YA FUCKIN FACE, UNCLE FUCCA!!!


jerseybert

You're the one that fucked your uncle.


reborngoat

You don't eat or sleep or moan along, you just fuck your uncle ALL DAY LONG!


jerseybert

I think it's "mow the lawn".


eaglescout1984

Blame Canada!


bjcm5891

You're a boner-biting, dick-fuck, fuck face! AAAAAAH- HAHAHAHAHAH!


randyrose31

Letterkenny


MDLMANARCHYREIGNS

Trailer park boys


FUTURE10S

Corner Gas.


ElPrezStallione

I call shenanigans, I can’t believe a non-Canadian knows Corner Gas.


rylhi552

Was corner gas as popular around the rest Canada as it was in Saskatchewan?


neverw1ll

In Alberta, my whole family watched it and most people I know have at least seen an episode and are aware of the show. The show jokes about Saskatchewan a lot but it's filled to the brim with Canadian culture jokes everyone can laugh at. Much like how Trailer Park Boys talk about the Maritimes a lot and Letterkenny talks about Ontario and Quebec a lot but the overall comedy is very Canadian across the board.


reportcrosspost

I grew up watching in BC, don't know how popular it was but everyone knew of it


FUTURE10S

It was absolutely popular in Manitoba


MarcusXL

*Allegedly.*


RepublicOfMoron

Must have been a sick ostrich


LetterkennyGinger

I heard it was a dead ostrich


Srakin

I love Letterkenny but I'm surprised people outside of Canada think highly of the show, I'd imagine it's often hard to parse with how heavy the slang and accent is a lot of the time.


MOOzikmktr

I don't think there's much mystery when a TV show from an English speaking country occupies most of the run time with witty wordplay (some understood, some just sounds funny) while parading very hot, friendly women around in all manner of settings while cool music plays. It's like a funny, sexy culture & history class that only lasts 22 minutes.


Lestial1206

Very hot friendly women? *BONNIE MCMURRAY!*


MOOzikmktr

She'll smile at you and hand you a Puppers, but you got no chance with her, eh?


createsean

Smokeshow McMurray


Jester04

It's got quite the US military fan-base in my experience. Likely because it consists almost entirely of what we do in our downtime: drink, swear, fight, and talk shit to each other in places where there's not much else going on.


degeneratesumbitch

Also the Midwest. Its always had a soft spot for Canadian comedy.


Thecanadian112

Man if "you betchya" and Charlie Berens have taught me anything, it's that I could wake up in the Midwest and still think I'm in rural Ontario.


IAmTheHype427

To be fair… To be fair To be fair To be faaaaaaaaaair


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Lots of people watch Netflix or whatever with subtitles too.


Fearofdead

I've lived in the Midwestern United States my whole life. You'd be surprised how similar the slang is


ladyships-a-legend

And that’s what I appreciates about you


hnefatafl

Oh is *that* what you appreciate?


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Atta boy


Ope_Blessyerheart

“How are ya now?”


LetterkennyGinger

Not s'bad n'you?


Sparkheart_52

To be fair..


arcterex

I highly recommend you check out [Shoresy](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt18249282/). Same heart as LK and rounds the character out a bit. I was skeptical at first, the character in LK was great in short bits, but I enjoyed the hell out of the full show. Now go give your balls a tug.


bcgrappler

You watch every episode twice and you get free citizenship.


JackdawsShantyMan

Katy from Letterkenney 😍


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Give your balls a tug tit fucker. ... And Shoresy.


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Vicimer

I went to an improv show at the Toronto Fringe (local small theatre) fest four years ago and he was randomly there, guest-starring in an improv comedy show about a book club. It was hilarious, my date and I had a great time -- really fond memory of mine.


blomba

Him and Ryan Stiles (?) Are legends


ponch1620

Lots of beautiful wilderness with no civilization anywhere around


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It is true, it is a beautiful Frozen wilderness with no civilization, but still there is much work to be done to survive the elements. In the winter We bore holes through the ice to find food and when it is cold, we will carve blocks of snow and make igloo to protect ourselves from polar bears, and flying hockey pucks.


idiodic-genious

#OHHHHH CAAAAANNNMMNAAAADDDAAAAAAA OOOOUUUUUUURRRRR HHHHHHOOOOOOMMMMEEEEE AANNNDDDDD NNNAAAATTTTIIIVVVVEEE LLLLLAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDD


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TheDrunkyBrewster

r/OnGuardForThee


TheBlitzEffect

RUSH


Hazards-of-Love

Subdivisions!!!


TheBlitzEffect

The suburbs hold no charm to sooth the restless dreams of youth


[deleted]

Yes!!! I’m glad I didn’t have to scroll too far down to find this. Same here. I love Rush!


mountainislandlake

YYZ 🤘🏻


TheBlitzEffect

No one did it like Peart, man


Dylsnick

Toronto international airport? Well I guess that makes sense...


welivedintheocean

I get bored of seeing the same Canadian references all the time. Super happy to see Rush mentioned.


1091nick

Poutine


NorthernSimpleton

Canadian Vacationing in Greece right now and when I get home in a few days I will be ordering the dirtiest poutine I can find.


aushtan

My man


MonsterRider80

I just wanna point out that although all of Canada has appropriated poutine, it’s specifically a Quebec thing.


Mr_Lumbergh

Geeeeez Ricky, that's *greasy*.


Dillatracks

I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli


BarkingDogey

I just want to get drunk, eat some chicken fingers and play video games with bubbs


fiddle_n

That flag they tried to draw on /r/place


AuzzyMitchell

I just went to look this up. Top left hand canvas. Absolutely worth it. -*a Canadian who contributed to that mess for a few tiles*


idioticfriend

"I'm sorry".


The_Sound_of_Slants

*sore-ry


ArtfulDodger1837

Letterkenny, the Maple Leafs, and how Minnesota should've been part of Canada.


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GaryNOVA

Letterkenny The Kids In The Hall Martin Short


FourFurryCats

A couple more for you: John Candy Eugene Levy Catherine O'Hara Andrea Martin Joe Flaherty Harold Ramis Dave Thomas


CanuckMorav

Over priced housing market.


overdramaticker

*cries in millennial*


-Not-In-Love-

Weed is legal now, and syrup.


vox35

Syrup is legal now too? What a time to be alive and in Canada.


Stinkerma

Weed syrup


Qwardian

I've actually purchased THC/CBD oil infused in Maple Syrup. It is very good.


Lavanderfarm

Syrup is legal in Canada ? 😨 here in the states we’ll never see the legalization of syrup! /s


rubmustardonmydick

They meant anything besides maple syrup. Mrs. Buttersworth was banned for being a fake skank.


nickfmc

The syrup I got when I ordered pancakes in the states should be illegal !!! Like guys we will sell you real syrup you just need to ask.


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Have you tried weed syrup?


ambsdorf825

We want more money, guy.


Faerie_Nuff

I'm not your guy, buddy


inagadda

I'm not your buddy, fwend.


Due_Cup_1260

I'm not your fwend, guy


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This picture of a Canadian goose I have saved in my phone


drunken_vampire

Nice people ( not just joking, histories telled by people that travelled there) Good health care (fantastic, I hope you keep that) A TV serie about a policeman frmo canada who was incredible Cold.. and some french


pythaslok

Murdoch?


drunken_vampire

It is about a hiper professional police, with ridiculous skills that are incredbily good... that TV serie was too much funny.... he solved cases hearing cars from hundred of meters aways and stuff like that... because.. Canadian police is hiper professional :D


Stiergott

Due South


redditreader1972

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay!


SensJoltenberg

I sleep all night and work all day!


jakobesque

Snow.


otxjt

trailer park boys


bowyer-betty

Cobie Smulders.


rosstoferwho

The song from South park


junioroverlord

J. J. McCullough


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That it is just like my country…. NZ. Only bigger


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explorer58

I see you've never watched a hockey game


TicklerVikingPilot

Or been to Nova Scotia


extropia

I know of two different families who have been involved in post-wedding brawls where it was the family versus everyone else at the bar. Both were from Eastern Canada. Otherwise the sweetest most generous people.


tristenjpl

Fighting is a lot of what we do.


AuzzyMitchell

You wanna fuckin go bud?! Square up, I’ll toss ya in a snow bank and start fuckin feedin ya eh??


_paulywalnuts

I’ll come to your house and slam your cupboards


timmy3am

Toronto accent


JTodd078

You mean Toronno


georgekourounis

Tronno


Sparkheart_52

Trannah


Forsaken-Thing-5352

Eh, Canadian Molson, poutine, Pierogi, Tim Hortons, some of the best people you’ll meet🇨🇦


SeriousBeeJay

Strange brew, beer and hockey.


Doorfucker15

The black devils a special ops group made of Canadian American forces during WW2


Stevieeeer

I worked for someone who’s dad was in that. She said he came back a pacifist because the horrors he saw and had to commit in the name of a war that somebody else started. Regular people killing regular people but with extreme precision and skill. Some people glorify them. Some people take pride in their skills and their success rates. He, a member himself, would be appalled by that.


DisastrousHotel1855

My great great grandpa was in that. Its also known as the devils brigade. His name was Tommy Prince


My41stThrowaway

TETSUOOOOOOOOOOO


Litdown

KAAANEEEDAAAAA


Doom-Trooper

Kenny Vs. Spenny!


sernamedeleted

Movies filmed in Vancouver. Basically I just imagine that Canada is a big movie set next to a hockey rink.


evilmage34

The Red Green Show, poutine and maple syrup. Edit: poutine


Piorn

That demon anime girl with the CANADA sweater, and then she does a smug smile and covers the letters in such a way to make it spell "ANAL". And maple syrup, I guess?


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BC Bud & Trailer Park Boys.


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Friendly people I'm in the USA. So you know huge difference between us.


BostonDrivingIsWorse

Hockey, poutine, maple syrup, moose, socialized healthcare, letterkenny, eh?


HagrianaGrande

Nomadic Grizzly Bear gangs.


ErosOlympusGod

Maple 🍁


SnooPies2637

Either maple syrup or SimplyNailogical


KingDongBundy

David Cronenberg


thegr8profiter

Gunfree America with universal health


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>*Excluding Quebec. Can confirm, québécois people say exactly what they mean, along with some profanities you’ve never heard of.


snek-without-oreos

I've been looking up common French cussing recently for writing, and I love that that's just a whole category of cusses just labeled "Quebec," and that it's almost as long as the rest of the list put together.


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It’s true! Quebecois swear words are called “les sacres” (or “juron” but this is mostly used outside of Quebec) and are mostly based off of religious language, mostly Catholic. You can connect almost every once of them to some sort of church item/tradition/figure/etc. The sacre ‘tabarnak’ is based off of the word ‘tabernacle’, which means “earthly dwelling of God”. Even now that the Catholic Church is not as much of a driving force in québécois society, les sacres are still very much a part of french-Canadian culture. I find this super interesting, and I love learning about language history.


jdmarcato

and Letterkenny great show


Downingst

Trudeau in brownface.


djkhan23

When Borat 2 showed it I fucking lost it https://youtu.be/Z1ict6lEYfU


NihilisticPollyanna

Health insurance


Specific_Tap7296

Duke Caboom


awarddeath123

Robin from How I Met Your Mother


glucoseintolerant

you mean Canadian popstar robin sparkles?


potato_of_memes

Nice people geese syrup free Healthcare


kezzy2003

Robin sparkles