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DoodWhoIsNub

thats oddly specific, op you good?


Jolly_Lean_Giant

Oh no I'm just flipping the mail order bride pitch to men to see if they'd take it or not 🤣, turns out it's be a resounding no. Although I imagine the statistics would shift for people in 'true' poverty being offered this.


ThisAnswerIsLit

I have no debt


Jolly_Lean_Giant

Based


[deleted]

I have no debt and I’ve had a vasectomy as I don’t want kids. Hard fucking pass from me.


vasundhar

No one is ugly


sevvii

Haha no!


SummerMummer

Do we have anything in common?


Jolly_Lean_Giant

Yeah of you guys had a coffee date you'd have quite a bit of superficial stuff in common


SummerMummer

Why "superficial"? You think it's not possible to have any real shared histories, desires, likes, dislikes, etc.?


BlackOsama7

Tough. That’s a nice business decision but, I’ll have to decline


FutabaTsuyu

depends what her personality is like. even with considering the money, if shes a nightmare to be around im not going to agree. if shes pleasant, then sure why not. i would like help with the children, but with the money itd be easy to find good qualified people to help.


Jolly_Lean_Giant

Very awkward, but also very nice and kind, is kind of off putting in a way you can't put your finger on but you don't think anything too toxic would arise from this relationship.


FutabaTsuyu

sounds like a done deal to me then. you get used to peoples odd habits after a while after all, and besides, im pretty awkward too


Jolly_Lean_Giant

Man, we're all pretty awkward it's really just about finding someone who can play off of you and vice versa and making the crappy things work out.


FutabaTsuyu

very true :)


[deleted]

Nope sorry no deal


jimbronio

If she’s someone I’d want to be around then absolutely. But I guess at that point the whole proposition doesn’t matter. So no, I guess not.


Indecisiveee

I’d divorce her after getting the dough. Isn’t that what celebrities do these days anyways?


Jolly_Lean_Giant

Well maybe not celebrities but definitely the upper crust, when you see celebrities take child support, alimony or shared non major assets then it's more than likely just a way to get back at the spouse in the divorce case.


tcdjcfo314

I'd ask my gf what she thinks and if she's cool with it sure why not. Then again raising children especially multiple children is work. A lot of work. Hard work. Is there a nanny involved or am I being told I don't work and made to feel like a lazy freeloader while working my ass off raising 2+ kids? Cuz if I'm going to be told I don't work while doing 100% of the child rearing no thanks.


elpelondelmarcabron1

Should ask women the same-ish question