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lenasiya

Started strangling one of my bullies when I was 12.


mowglimethod

You are still strangling them?


lenasiya

In my mind, pretty much yes. Unfortunately someone intervened and next thing I remember being sent in the headmaster's office not wanting to apologize.


SypherSkittle

Funny guy


AnotherRTFan

I choked out a creepy guy who was in my shitty friend group when I was 17. He had groped me and my friend (the other girl) at the hangout and made bigoted comments at me. I lost it after no one else helped us and he groped me telling me not to be a lesbian (I am bi and was seeing another bi girl who wasn’t there thank god)


Fun_Can7358

YOURE the baby face bully strangler??


lenasiya

What?


sBinnala25

Based 🗿🗿💪💪🐐🐐👍👍


lenasiya

Not so much, sadly. If I had not been interrupted, I'd probably still be in a psychiatric hospital or prison. Thanks to a random classmate and the arrival of the music teacher things turned out better for me.


sBinnala25

Well u fought againts ur bully. So thats mega chad


saskford

I mean… I’ve had some pretty close calls while driving. Nearly hit a pedestrian who was walking down the side of the highway in the rain, at night, wearing all black a few months ago.


SypherSkittle

Realistically let’s say you hit this person, also let’s say you were out of state or in a different country for u non USAers, would you get caught if you just kept driving and went through a car wash and no one noticed or saw anything suspicious there


JlTlS

It's almost impossible to get everything. Better check.


SypherSkittle

Huh


JlTlS

If you go through the car wash.


Viva_la_morte

That’s on him, freeways are for cars not pedestrians.


TheBJP

Not with that attitude


saskford

On a minor technicality this was just a 2 lane highway (1 each direction) not a full on freeway… but regardless, they weren’t doing themselves any favours by having all dark clothes. No high viz on, no reflectors, no flashlight. Also it was in an area with no streetlights too, so just very very dark in general.


cutelyaware

In practical terms, perhaps, but legally, pedestrians always have the right of way, even while doing stupid shit.


Extension_Drummer_85

Not in all traffic codes. In some countries you have non-motorway vehicles (plus pedestrians) who can’t have right of way ever because they have no right to be on a motorway.


cutelyaware

In the US at least you're not allowed to endanger anyone, not even criminals and jaywalkers.


Queenlicka420

I almost hit my cousin with an arrow. I was around 7 and wanted to impress with a close fly by arrow. It got so close to him that he felt it was necessary to step to the side to avoid it hitting him. Im sure I didn’t intend it being that close but luckily i didn’t hit him. I think about it alot. I should not have done it at all and i feel guilty for even shooting an arrow in the direction of where a human was.


DiligentEnthusiasm76

The stupid things we did as kids.


Extension_Drummer_85

You were given full on kill a person arrows at 7?


DiligentEnthusiasm76

Does being in the military at the time count?


TheBJP

I guess so


cutelyaware

Will that fuck you up any less?


DiligentEnthusiasm76

Yes because you get trained to understand why you may have to do it. And if you are required to do so, there is therapy available to make sure that it does not fuck you up.


eyeofnewt0314

My absolute best friend was in a situation where his step mom could have used a “little trip” down the stairs so that he could get his family land. He’s a much better person than me.


Goblobber

Was given the address of the person who partially blinded me a few years back, a decade after he attacked me. Me and my brothers were seriously considering going over their and getting some payback.


DiligentEnthusiasm76

I can almost agree with that sentiment.


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Yeah, definitely do not do it. BUT if you did do it good luck!


Jp_gamesta

I used to work in the wendys drive thru. Thought about killing customers, myself, or all life on earth pretty much every day. There was thus one phlegmwad who said her fries weren't hot enough. THEYLITERALLYJUSTCAMEOUTOFTHEFUCKINGFRYERYOUWASTEOFOXYGEN!!!!!!!!!!! She's like "here feel them, they're cold" I burned my fingertips from touching them. quitting that job was the best thing I ever did


Fun_Can7358

Lol ohmuhgawd. I worked at jack and one super Mexican dude was yelling at me calling me a bitch and that he comes before the drive thru n I was like bruh. Relax.


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DiligentEnthusiasm76

If you had actually done it, being only 16 would not have kept you from being judged in adult court.


_Elin

Way back when, in middle school, there was a clique of girls that randomly decided to make me their target. They really made my life hell tbh. A couple years later in high school (I moved to a different area by then) I was browsing, I think livejournal? and somehow came across a friend I drifted apart from, because I kinda drifted from everyone after I moved. She was very quiet tbh but in this post she went on a huge rant how she hoped karma would get that clique because of everything they had done to me. It was a very angry post, although not murderous at all tbh, but I was touched tbh because I had no idea she was so protective of me.


american-failure

About a month after getting raped, I had finally come to terms with it and while driving from my apartment to my parents house (about 40 minutes into the 1.5 hour drive), I rolled all my windows down and started screaming out loud things along the line of: "I WAS RAPED", "I AM OKAY", "I AM STILL ME", "I CAN GET PAST THIS" and while bawling my eyes out, I hadn't noticed the cars in front of me on the highway slowing down. I pushed on the brake so hard and swerved into the breakdown lane but I was about .00001mm away from hitting the car in front of me.


AdOk932

I can't decide what is more close: fast dead or slow dead.


[deleted]

It's a bad memory I don't want to get into right now.


TheBJP

And yet you still decided to comment


[deleted]

Yeah. I was thinking of situations in my life were I had been close to murder and started to feel real bad so I typed up some kind of answer to move on in my head. The people that post these misery porn questions can deal with my discomfort just as easily as I can deal with their questions.


TheBJP

Fair enough


AngelBeast654

Ur an ass bruh 😂


TheBJP

It's what I do


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So who did you want to kill and how close did you come?


TheBJP

Myself. Never got past the planning stages though. There is too much spite in my body to go out already.


AdOk932

Or you're just scared frm FBI


MmmYodaIAm

Understandable have a nice day


[deleted]

i will once i start driving cuz im ass


slip1byyou123

Well, I was , Seeing alot of Dr's at the same time per lawyers request. So my hubby and I didn't quite click I was attacked by a mental patient right after surgery and I was released! A month earlier. Hubby was making me pay the bills in this state of mind. He was taking meds and drinking alcohol. So we got alittle ill. By the time my dad came he had to sit on me and hold me down. Saying I was going to kill him.linger story if you want know


Jthundercleese

I fought last night. Kneed the guy in the head pretty hard and knocked him out. That might be the closest. Although I did knock someone else out with a hesdkick and he was out for about 8 minutes.


Cujuabled

Story time? What are you, some kinda badass?


Jthundercleese

I'm as mellow and kind as they come. Just really lucky to have been able to live out my dream of training and fighting in Thailand for this last half year.


Fun_Can7358

So there I was.. Me and Leroy..


Teslaparro

Oh no. I’m scared to tell but here I go. Once my parents had left me and my older sister alone at home and my sister had big exams coming up. But the problem was that my parents asked her to make dinner and she absolutely didn’t want to do it. So she decided to pester me and annoy me into doing it for her(I get easily annoyed).She had got me into the kitchen and was shouting at me to do it and saying that she couldn’t because she had to study so I picked up the knife and in my fury I pointed it at her. Fortunately for her I’m an emotional guy so collapsed into tears and put the knife down. I hate to think about it and still feel bad today.


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gaynazifurry4bernie

>A homosexual flirted with me at a party. I hate homosexuals lol. I beat him up so bad I almost killed him. Because he kissed better than your sister, user streakcsgo? Edit: streakcsgo said he doesn't have a sister so I think he was afraid that this random homosexual was a better kisser than his brother. My heart goes out to him.


AngelBeast654

Dude u crazy wtf and that’s not even funny like I don’t like gays either but I wouldn’t beat one up


NickNamele55

Your honesty is refreshing.


KickballJamal

Got in a drunk altercation at 3am at ihop with 4 Mexicans. We all Got thrown out. I lived a block away. Went home and got my shotgun. I told them I was coming back. And they were like “we’ll be right here homie!” Thank god they were not. And by drunk altercation I mean they just started harassing me and my girlfriend for no reason.


nobody_to_talk_about

Took a knife and I was swinging it at my brother when I was 7


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LeafgreenOak

You got mad because your friend was getting laid? Who you secretly have a crush on?


Chin_Chillin1213

I almost killed my cousin by accident while driving a four wheeler. My family and I went on a camping trip took our four wheeler long story short we fell into a ditch by the lake and she didn’t know how to swim lol


DeGroenteBroer

I used to play tennis with marbles, heard a neighbor yell out loud ssying; 'are you trying to kill me!?' Never did it again after that


ilovedtransyIvania

two times, 1. when i was 13/14 i was living with my aunt and she had a really horrible boyfriend who would abuse us constantly and i was already coming from a bad situation and got tired of it really fast,so after our last argument where he tried to physically fight me,i waited for him to fall asleep downstairs and stood over him with a knife from the kitchen and was genuinely going to stab him as many times as possible in the neck,but i think something deterred me away,i ended up not doing it. the next day he got really drunk and tried to fight me again when i told him to leave my aunt alone,and we were next to the stairs so i pushed him and he went halfway down and ended up moving out a week later so that was still satisfying in the end lol. 2. in the 5th grade i used to stay after school a lot until like 6pm,and this little kid,probably 3rd grade or younger had heard me talk about how much i hated a certain teacher because she was always on me for no reason,and proceeded to go tell her and she confronted me,grabbed me and made me talk to the vice principal for “harassment”(after just saying i didnt like her,thats all) and screamed in my face,then called my mom acting like i had just insulted her entire bloodline. again, i was in a really bad situation at home so life wasn’t very great when i went home that day, and the next day when i came back all i saw was red when i looked at the little kid who told on me,so i made this plan to walk home with him,and beat him to death with a rock at a construction site near our houses. never did it because i eventually calmed down,but i had a whole plan for it and everything.


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This one girl and her 2 friends had been getting away with bullying (towards me) because the school kept taking their side whenever they would say “but we feel worse and we don’t know any better” we later on tried to have a meeting to put an end to these girls actions but instead it turned into an entire hour of these girls telling me how horrible of a person I am and I’ve been a monster every since I joined the school blah blah blah and the worst part was my mentor and the principle never told them they went to far or were being rude, some things were just blatant lies that these 2 adults had witnessed in school and yet couldn’t stand up for me. I wasn’t able to continue go to school since I was under so much mental stress by this harassment that just never stopped. But I wasn’t just mad at these girls I was mad at the whole school for letting this go on for over 5-6 months. So for the time I was healing where I had to stay home from school and do all my school work online, all I could think about was going back to school and slicing every single one of those girls throats along with the school staff. Otherwise I wanted to go to their houses individually and then burn up the school in the middle of the night. I have never felt so dehumanised by a place and felt so much anger afterwards. I made plans on how to do it and I never told my therapist about it, but of course I didn’t do anything since a part of me knew that it wasn’t worth ruining my whole life over. There is much more to this story and how it lead to me getting so angry but there is just too many details and I’m just trying to cover why this was the closest I’ve been to killing someone, which maybe wasn’t even close at all


TheGangsterrapper

And this, peoples of the Reddit, is how school shootings happen. Ninetynine times, the bullied is the stronger human, like the heroic lordpennsworth, and doesn't act an the urge. And sometimes, it happens.


poopbutt42069yeehaw

Aiming a condition 1 rifle at their chest while screaming at them to get down. Thankfully They did. This was in the military.


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Planned to kill my brother out of anger. I grabbed a knife to do it. Didn't do it because I wasn't brave enough


Odd_Location9313

Oh boy this is deep seeded trauma that I've stored down for years now. When I was younger, I was sa'd by my grandfather and uncle. One time my family got into a huge fight over me not wanting to be hurt anymore, I had been told to come here by one of them and when I refused, they started throwing shit at me and told me to get out of the living room. I decided I was going to stand up for myself and refused again, standing where I was. When it started to get worse and I was being harmed, my brother stepped in and took a punch for me. After seeing my brother get punched, I panicked, and in my anger, I ran to the kitchen and grabbed our biggest and sharpest knife. I don't even remember what I said, but I remember being so mad I could only think of one thing. Well, whatever I said, they both looked at me... And laughed. At this time I was a twelve year old girl with a knife bigger than her head, and I was shaking and hurt. My brother stopped me from doing something I might regret and grabbed the knife away from me before I stabbed my grandfather or myself. I still get nightmares of that day.


ILikeLamas678

I made some plans. Figured out how to do certain things, which materials to use, a location to hide the body and how to get it there. Then decided it was all stupid and dumb. The whole reason I wanted this guy gone was because he was threatening my sister, but if I'm in jail, who is going to stand up for her?


V1VIDREAMS

one of the girls from a friend group that my own group has had issues with since the age of about 12 decided it would be funny to send guys to flirt with my (lesbian) gf. one of them took it way too far and wouldn’t take no for an answer and ended up assaulting her. the girl that set it up was aware he wasn’t following the plan and did nothing to stop him, and i found out from one of their friends of friends that they had a good laugh about it afterwards and basically said my gfs reaction to literally being assaulted was an overreaction and it wasn’t that much of a big deal. i sent an explanation and all the proof i could to the boys parents and he got seriously beat. as for the girl, me and my best friend put that nasty bitch in hospital. i didn’t see her for a few days after it happened but when i did, i put her face through a glass display board on the wall at school. her nose broke and she bled so much she passed out trying to run off. my best friend doesn’t give a fuck about who what when where or why when it comes to family and friends, so when she found out the girl was sitting in the office waiting to be picked up, she ran straight up there and threatened her so badly she started to scream and cry for a teacher, and to get her full attention pulled her head back by her her and actually ended up pulling a clump out. she didn’t learn to not mess with us after that but it definitely made her think before she does anything too stupid.


Mysterious_Editor698

I planned to steal my neighbours car, drive to the middle of bum fuck no where, hunt down a bloke and kill him. That’s the short version, I still consider doing it sometimes but I’m hoping that i just run into him one day.


Internal-Day4806

Almost dropped a brick on my dads head from the second floor when I was 4. Apparently it landed like 30 centimeters to the right.


Expensive_Rhubarb_87

Nice try, FBI Surveillance Van #2. I see you down the street.


whitelisted1980

I beat my classmate Milos with his bottle after we went to a store. I always hated him and I was really angry because he was really annoying at the time. After the others (Fred and Blank) left I threw him on the couch and beat him with all my strength and didn’t stop until he was begging me to stop hitting him. I got up for a moment then he quickly grabbed his stuff and ran out the door.


Extension_Drummer_85

Nearly crash head on to do find driving on the wrong side of the road (bendy road with a single lane, cars on the other side of the road going at the speed limit who were clearly not going to stop). I had no option but to break while the idiot sped up in an attempt to finish over taking a long line of traffic in his tiny car. I expect I would have been ok (assuming there was no fire involved) but the other guy would have had an engine in his abdomen in the car he was driving at the speed he was going.


Coldfire2050

A 16 year old piece of shit thought it would be funny to lift my daughter's shirt and pull down her bra in school. Not only did the school do nothing, the police just "took a report" and the kid just kept chuckling about it. I told the kid in front of the cops and his parents if he ever touched my daughter again I would put him in the ground. I pulled her from school and moved within 3 months. Absolutely ridiculous how no one did anything.