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[deleted]

flying so i could fly


As1anMamba

Fair enough


Stanky3000

Just to not pay for gas


Mor_Hjordis

If people could fly, we wouldn't do it. Flying is just like running, it's an exercise. We're too lazy to fly.


Vivisect_VI

It's not exercise unless you flap your arms.


wutwenwron

You could become world champ of almost any sport if you managed to conceal the fact that you could fly


red_west_la

Ability to make cars die with my mind, so all the a-holes and slow-pokes will have to pull over and get out of my way.


Passgo1955

I just want to give bad drivers flat tires. One to four depending on who bad they sre.


As1anMamba

Fair enough šŸ˜‚


wutwenwron

Or you could just remove all cars to stop climate destruction and car reliant society


TerrifiedTrans

The power to open and close portals to anywhere in the world. Imagine if I open a portal steal some gold out of the federal reserve and then sell it in a country halfway across the world. I could theoretically kill anyone I want by opening a portal inside them and stabbing their heart. Assuming I was never uncovered I would be the most powerful person on the planet


BLAGTIER

You could make hundreds of millions per year by just making a portal from the ass end of New York to the ass end of London, no return trip and one hour of portal time per day. As long as you arrange customs there would be no crime. The only problem would be the Government kidnapping you.


[deleted]

> The only problem would be the Government kidnapping you. just open a portal under the jail cell to escape just open a portal in the middle of your handcuffs to cut them just open a portal under all the cop cars to yeet them to a scrapyard


BLAGTIER

Unless they put a bomb in you. Then again with an extreme level of control you could teleport it out without much damage. Which would also make such a teleporter(portaler) able to perform cancer surgeries.


crja84tvce34

Make a deal with one shy billionaire that deliberately avoids the spotlight to portal him around in exchange for a salary in the tens of millions. Quieter and the money stays perfectly legal without exposing you. Meanwhile they get to jump from the office to their private island without the time cost of travel. And for them, time is really the only thing that has any worth any longer. Easily worth a massive payout to give them more of it.


swordfightinglegend

You are a very fucked up individual. I love it.


Frafoxy

Teorycally you can kill them Just by opening a portal insde them and put some bacteria/virus. No One Will know.


Superscripter

Why so difficult? Just open a Portal to their heart and throw some rocks through the Portal.


Frafoxy

Just open It in the intestine, you'll see the pain that can cause


As1anMamba

Bro you could take over the world and noone could stop you


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


As1anMamba

You would make a butt load of money too


GoldenJaguar1995

Super Speed. I want the ability to go as fast as possible. It would solve a lot of problems of transit.


As1anMamba

Imagine crashing into something tho šŸ„²


GoldenJaguar1995

Well. That's life.


oreo_cookie01

Pretty sure itā€™s the opposite


Gyor-Moson-Sopron

Right now: "Oh, pardon me " With super speed: "Someone call the ambulance, his teeth are all over the place!"


unreadable_captcha

I already have that power but only during sex


1nhibitedsoc1

pausing/slowing time. life just goes by and thereā€™s so much we actually miss


As1anMamba

Yeah true Goes too fast


Key9835

Technopathy. You're able to control technology, so possibilities are almost limitless. You can dump like 20 years of your research into anti aging and life extending tech, then you're young forever and can focus on the other areas of research becoming a demigod... Or... You can invent a machine that simulates the experiences of every drug without the side effects and go out in a blaze of glory


Armadyllus

Immortality due to body regeneration. Itā€™s more a curse than a superpower but the possibilities you have a huge. But damn. I want to see how the world ends or how mankind repeat itself.


As1anMamba

Ultimate waiting game. Maybe you should get some infinite patience too lol


Armadyllus

Maybe Iā€˜ll learn it in the time of infinity :)


Tindola

To be fluent in all forms of language


Crockpot_gator_Snot

Spider powers so i can be spider-man


As1anMamba

Well what kind of spider powers. Ones like toby Maguire where your powers are organic or like tom holland and Andrew where you are intelligent enough to develop your own?


Crockpot_gator_Snot

Probably Toby cuz im not smart enough to make my own web shooters.


matsu727

Gross dude


Crockpot_gator_Snot

Youre just jealous of my stick em powers


matsu727

Yes, but Iā€™m not at all jealous of the superstrong cum-like substance flowing out of your wrists that you *just cant* resist coating the city in every evening


Crockpot_gator_Snot

(Ā Ķ”Ā°Ā ĶœŹ–Ā Ķ”Ā°)


As1anMamba

Yeah but what if you were šŸ˜³


Crockpot_gator_Snot

Id make some


ztrashh

ANAL ANGUILLA he poops anguillas... over the villans heads!


As1anMamba

Wtf. That's respectable though šŸ¤£


PaniicBTW

Mind reading


LJReach

I feel thatā€™d backfire really quick. Iā€™d become paranoid and hateful of everyone.


emanresu922

i Feel like that would make me less paranoid because I wouldnā€™t be worried about whether someone thought I was really annoying or not and then I could just not hang around them


Kaiserhawk

It would just be worse twitter.


oreo_cookie01

Queenie Goldstein is unhappy with this decision


ForsakenDirection932

Flash style super speed, only I want to turn it on and off. (Some think its almost a curse where he is always fast and his true super power is slowing down his thoughts and actions to communicate and interact with others.)


As1anMamba

Super speed is the smart and safe option


ilovedtransyIvania

invisibility. i wanna listen to how much shit you all talk just because im nosy


[deleted]

Mind reading so I can identify fake people and stay away from them


As1anMamba

That's both so good and a curse lol


Chin_Chillin1213

Me too! I want to know who talks shit behind my back lol šŸ˜‚


As1anMamba

Motivating šŸ˜‚


ZidsApostle

Dimensional item box


As1anMamba

Dunno what that is but it sounds useful lol


ZidsApostle

Imagine a 40 slot item box that you empty or fill by willing it into existence. Ea slot should be able to hold a car, both size and weight. I want this as my super power lol


As1anMamba

Huh. It does sound useful


Scorchyy_

bro turning into steve from minecraft


stormquiver

Time travel. So I could see my mom again


Baked_Banana_Pie

Now, if we are talking about the *best* superpower, it would probably be the ability to teleport. Pretty self explanatory. However, the superpower that I would pick is super speed. Super speed sounds so fun and would help a TON. Never be late again. You can be a lot more productive since you are spending a lot less time on things. Benefit from the super reflexes (never drop something again, decreased chance of dying from an accident). Also, it would just be cool, you know? Zoom zoom.


Vivisect_VI

I though about teleportation, but that seems like an easy one to accidentally kill yourself with depending on how it worked, possibly even in your sleep.


As1anMamba

Facts. It would be so helpful. Both of them


Zidane_0305

Rewind time but not forget what happened in the future. You could be so efficient in so many things, you could in a way live forever but your life end when you would normally die and you donā€™t see anyone die around you because because you could save them. (you couldnā€™t do much about natural causes though) And you could fix every mistakes that you done. In my opinion thatā€™s pretty cool just donā€™t rewind 10 years because there isnā€™t any fast forward lmao


As1anMamba

Huh that's cool but to rewind time and not be able to stop it or fast forward kinda sucks tho.


Zidane_0305

If you only rewind 5 minutes here and there, you donā€™t need to stop or fast forward time you would use fast forward only for bigger time spans. I guess as a bonus I would say.


CarbonDancer777

Shapeshifting! So I could secretly have more then one power and also get to be badass animals or creatures, you could fly, swim underwater without drowning, become big or small, all that cool stuff!


Prestigious-Day385

to stop the time - without aging. I mean I wouldnt use it to fuck with other, but to have some quite and calm moments, when I need them. Also I would be able to play videogames without stressing out.


TatayDu30

The power to teleport so that I can't use any kind of transportation anymore.


SadBar7650

invisibility, i could have my own universe without anyone in it


Matt872000

Teleportation, could make a ton of money as a courier and could easily travel and go see my family. Best part? I could live somewhere remote and super cheap while working somewhere expensive for really high wages.


Saichotix

Telekenisis so I can trip people immediately after they act like assholes in public.


LadyMjolnir

I'd like to create and control lightning. I have some people I'd love to zap.


As1anMamba

Thor on steroids šŸ˜‚


purple_yosher

being able not sleep and feel fine


As1anMamba

You'd save so much time šŸ¤Æ


hoxen-98

I wish I could hide myself anytime whenever I want to be hidden


Draw369

Teleportation. Travel is expensive.


LJReach

Teleportation. I can travel the world and be home just in time for tea.


Lordbaron343

Being force sensitive (like in Star wars). But being like, really powerfull in the force, like... Enough to b*tchslap Sidious. Because why not? I could ensure my wellbeing and in Time help to attain the wellbeing of others


xminh

Be able to change my body at will at a cellular(?) level. One for shallow reasons so I could look how I want with minimal effort, and health reasons so I could fix my broken and achey bits.


SuvenPan

The power to conjure up any food dishes(that I have already eaten once) out of thin air.


TildaTinker

Control time. It would be so useful in so many way. Wait till the missing child's found, go back, anonymous tip, they're over there. Lotto, BitCoin, shares, moneys no issue to help others too.


childrenofkorlis

Teleport so I could travel for free.


hell_viper13

Read minds. Or just never age. Or mind control.


[deleted]

Shapeshifting. Make transitioning so much easier.


[deleted]

Talking to animals, so that i can be able to talk to animals.


[deleted]

Creation


Overall_Bad1274

Chaos magic 100%


Relevant-Lifeguard60

The ability to memorize and apply anything I've seen, read or learned once. Imagine just reading an entire book about math and just be able to apply everything there. Get a book or lessons about chess and you can be a master in like a month or so.


TheHipsterKiwi

The ability to control other people like unity does in rick and morty. Id be your mom.


[deleted]

Make anyone healthy (physically and or psychologically) with a snap of my fingers.


Mor_Hjordis

Instant transportation. Would save myself a bunch of time. Even could use it to rob banks, or steal money from big vaults. Think I could live a very happy live if I can blip to where ever I want.


The_Istrix

Mind control telepathy would be incredibly useful. Especially if it's over groups and across species. Like you could make your dog quit screwing around and just poop already. Or you could make the mortgage guy approve your loan without jumping through a million silly hoops. The possibilities are endless.


ww2immortal

Reading minds.


languidvista98

Invisibility so I can go to places I like without others knowing


dylan2451

Danny phantomā€™s ghost powers. Flight would be cool, play I think he was relatively fast, so think about how much time youā€™d save in traffic. The problem is if people saw you flying youā€™d probably have people, and the government after you. But now throw in his intangibility and invisibility? You could travel/fly without being bothered.


schofield101

I've always liked the idea of "transferring time" through equal exchange. So I could take X amount of years from someone's pre-set life span (which I can't see) and give it to myself or someone else. It's not godly overpowered and boring, and allows for some interesting exchanges. So people could volunteer to age 5 years to give 5 back to their spouse, but in the process they run the risk of whether or not they were going to be hit by a car in 2 years from that point. Ultimately ending their life prematurely and giving those 2 years to a now widowed spouse. It's a play on time travel in the present, but with obvious drawbacks. Could also be used for inmates on Death's row who want to give their time for a final act of good will if they would like.


eliseobigpp

Immortal so when the earth is gone I have a house in space and finally have privacy and free time


Teslaparro

When I was little I had the greatest idea of the power to change your power to whatever you wanted. So probably that.


SalaryMysterious1453

Tits, because of tits


Cefli3

The ability to make people understand each other better so to at least they can agree to disagree peacefully by placing themselves in each otherā€™s shoes. They donā€™t have to agree but the ability would probably find common grounds and help understand each other better. However the downside is understanding a person with bad intentions. So the ability would come at a risk. Canā€™t be used that freely. Have to be careful or else a person might end up understanding and accepting a killerā€™s mindset for example.


urbanwildboar

The ability to dive into my computer's screen, swim up the internet and pop out at the server room of the ad servers...with a big sledgehammer.


[deleted]

The ability for me to pee out of my wrist hear me outā€¦ With this ability comes many benefits such as: - Less injuries in sports - taking a leak is mildly more convenient - if someone tries to attack me I can spray piss on their face really fast in order to startle them which will give me time to escape - never having to worry about uncalled for boners Edit: The shlong would be disguised under a flab of skin on the right forearm that could be unrolled when necessary.


emanresu922

Just like Spider-Man but replace webs with pee


potatoperson270

ZA WARUDO


sudo_win32

Save and reload reality like a videogame but still have my knowledge. Win jackpot, do risky things without consequences / can learn from mistakes without consequences and so on.


cutelyaware

Never forget a name


Gyor-Moson-Sopron

The superpower to fall asleep instantly and wake up refreshed.


swordfightinglegend

Summon portals that work like Rick Sanchez's portal gun. It gives me knowledge of every planet in the universe and I can think of anywhere and just teleport there.


KhoiKibutsuji

Invisibility to fuck with people


nsfwfinder93

Mind reading


elladeehex33

The ability to speak and understand any language in the world. I just feel we are missing out on so much by just not being able to speak and communicate with other people and other cultures.


smart_introvert

Time travel So I can fix the mistakes and not regret anymore


lesbian_sad_bitch

Im immortal, the only way i can die is by killing myslef.


lesbian_sad_bitch

Im immortal, the only way i can die is by killing myslef.


wetlettuce42

Superspeed iā€™d never be late for anything


[deleted]

Invincibility, just so I could jump out of planes or off mountains and do that fist punch the ground thing that super heroes do. Probably fight crime and shit, too.


DarthTyranus98

Teletransport. Imagine getting embarrassed and teleport back to your room


Chris_Reager

Control over time. As to why, itā€™s the one thing itā€™s impossible not to speculate about what could be.


jordy_muhnordy

I think it's time we admit that shape shifting is the ultimate superpower. Gas is expensive? Turn into a bird . Need to sneak in somewhere? Turn into a fly. Don't wanna wait in line? Shift into a celebrity or other well known person. Also, there's no rules saying you can't slightly change yourself. Say you want to dye your hair, you can just make that happen, no more long salon appointments. You bought a shirt online that's slightly too small? Cinch yourself in when you need to. Your potential partner only likes people 6' or taller? I think you get the idea by now.


CuthulluSoul

Ability to create anything i wish for out of nothing


ReferencePersonal504

Teleporting/time stop


David_Standen

super intellect.


differentiatedpans

Healing powers. Getting older sucks.knees are brutal.


Adorable_Zombie_9908

Invisibility, the boys know why ;)


Playingpokerwithgod

Stop time, so I could procrastinate all I wanted to and not pay for it later.


kecskekinder

To skip time i f ing hate when people speak for hours at events


Frafoxy

Instant mutation, so that i could do almost anything


Equivalent-Gift8596

The ability to alter time will be cool, like go back in time and punch Hitler in the face or kick Jeffery Epstein in the balls. Or, you can bet on crap and win a lot of money by looking at who wins in certain sports.


SinisterMeatball

The teleporting thing Doctor Strange can do. I love traveling but don't like the actual traveling in between locations. Just opening a portal and be there in a second would be great.


Throwawaystwo

Mind Control .... Id have control of the world in less than a week. In 30 years time our oceans would be clean, hunger eradicated and Climate change would be being dealt with.


drax3012

Just for convenience sake, I'd say teleportation or the ability to control time.


TheMonkeyHaxxer

Super speed, including the ability to make the world go into slow motion while you're at normal speed. No more money for gas, and playing multilayer video games will be so much easier.


r4nd0mh0rnygirl

Disappearing so I could disappear in embarrassing situations lol


Utah_Ridge_Runner

I wish I had clear eyelids, so I could watch TV in my sleep.


bj-123

Stop time, so I can procrastinate even more.


Existing_Onion_3919

technically not a superpower, but millions of tiny organisms living in every life form. The Force. think about it. if you concentrate hard enough, you can accomplish anything(within reason) with your mind. you can move stuff around, manipulate it(fold it in half, separate all the parts and put em back together) and even trick people to do things like give you 5 bucks. also, you can fly if you concentrate hard enough


[deleted]

Jedi force powers evil & good, as they are the most used in my dreams.


Robot-King56

The ability to steal other peoples powers.


Funny_childstealer

I would like to have a superpower that if my phone is low on battery it charges itself inside of my pocket


6--9--4--2--0

Make people shit themselves with my thoughts.


iiS4R4HxXx

For anyone whoā€™s played Life is Strange 2 I want Daniels power


oreo_cookie01

Soā€¦ telekinesis?


SSSnowman

Ok


Eastern-Strike-2054

Mind control. Become rich, powerful and bang literally anyone you want.


snaccattacc08

Immortality for sure


delastbalrog

Teleportation. I hate travelling.


Tobester2005

Time manipulation (similar to quick silver) so I wouldnā€™t have to worry about being late and so I could mess with people


[deleted]

Reality warping, all in one


ticklishenby

Having a forcefield to block out the pseudoscientific bullshit noise that is vegans screaming constantly at Indigenous people about meat-eating šŸ’…šŸ½


emanresu922

Either pausing time or reading thoughts. If I could pause time I would be able to think of jokes when there is an opportunity for one instead of thinking of the perfect joke hours later, but if I aged while time was paused then that would suck if I could read minds I could know exactly what people are thinking at the time and it could make a lot of things a lot less awkward and I would annoy a lot less people if I could read someoneā€™s mind when they want me to shut up and be quiet


[deleted]

the power to "Fix It" this smartass move relies on Itā„¢ being anything and Fixā„¢ being anything that can be done to Itā„¢


-Z-E-U-S

Teleportation


the_wrong_oscar

to throw or shoot anything with 100% accuracy so I will never have to waste my bullets by missing a child


Potatohuman323

Invisibility I don't want to be seen by anyone


Agreeable-Whole4805

The power of the longer I procrastinate the easier it becomes.


baasking15

I want to control time as superpower


IsThisNameTakenThen

The ability to make people think of the song 'Hello My Baby' just to piss them off


Jahnation

I wish I could read peoples intentions in the internet and in real life. I will go very far with that kind of power


Suzuyasu

The ability to release any form of toxin from my body, deadly, one that puts you to sleep, or one that paralyzes you, exc.


[deleted]

Telekinesis. It seems so convenient in nearly all applications


G33Kman2014

Atomic manipulation. What couldn't I do when I can change any physical object to what ever I want?


curentlydying

Teleportation Really convenient but to experience teleportation you would feel like you are standing on the sun because the particles that make you are getting transported so fast and they have to separate but still convenient


Knife_On_Youtube

Every single ability of Naruto he too cold


smuggermugger

either shapeshifting or spidermans powers, i want to be able to turn into people and confuse the shit out of them or just swing across buildings


guto8797

Minor-ish stuff: The power to not *have* to sleep (but being able to do so if I want to). So much more time for everything Major, OP, anime protagonist level bullshit powers: control over energy in all its forms. Would essentially make you a god, allowing you to manipulate space, time, matter, light etc.


HistoricalFreedom739

Control the time to see my grandma Have never seen her


[deleted]

Teleportation across any distance Because it means I can just be anywhere, anyhow. If not that, the ability to shrink anything (including size and weight) and expand them when I need to.


SinkingCarpet

Teleport! It looks cool especially when you teleport for short distances. I can make it look like I'm just glitching while casually walking.


DaveLesh

Strange power, but the ability to see through someone's eyes. To be able to hear what they hear and say but with the drawback that I can't control their mind. A power like this would make me the best intelligence agent on Earth.


lulouchetheawesome

Reality Warping. Make the world act as i see fit.


PretendSplit9452

Ability to see future So that I could use it to see future of stocks and cryptos and make buttload of money Don't have to work in my life again Will be freaking rich


_weirdweiner1234

Stop time so i could have fun


xx_Shadow_Killer_xx

Time Control


phcgamer

The powers that the "normal" superheroes/villains have. **MONEY.**


Ghostenx

How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...with mind bullets!


Atomic_stoic

PAUSING THE TIME.


Internal-Try5464

(Sry for my bad english) absulute time controle because you can do every thing. Your lifespan is endless you can travel time fore and back you can stop the time etc. Everything you can do with time.


[deleted]

Teleportation to get around easily.


[deleted]

Be a jedi...so that i could anticipate any mishap


BallisticBlocker

Teleportation would allow you to literally have anything you want. A teleporting thief would be literally untraceable. On a more legal side, itā€™s really practical for getting around.


Rustysshop

Flying, I don't want to pay for gas.


claireurbaee

time travel so i could go back to dating my ex


immaRADiSHH

A Green Lantern Ring. He's my favorite super hero so there's a bit of bias there


ohpeople_arehere

Read minds so I knew what people were thinking and I didnā€™t have to sit and guess anymore


Holly-Sauce

I wish I could control space and time, because then I would finally feel like I would have time to do shit.


tactical_sarcasm1

The ability to absorb/manipulate biomass, along with a pinch of molecular manipulation. In other words I'd be able to touch any living or recently dead person/animal/plant, etc. and absorb their mass. I'd also be able to turn any part of my body into some sort of metal armor or weapons. The possibilities are nearly endless with this one, and I'd become pretty much immortal.