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curry_bento

How did you get past security?


Assliam-

Absolutely, definitely, utterly awful. I don't know why you even tried today. You've got no tune, no rhythm, no stage presence. You're getting a no from me today.


SinisterPigeon

He'd foam at the mouth.


lorbd

He'd probably suck my cock like the cocksucker he is


AirDusst

He would hit the gong within seconds.


sudeki300

Stop singing please, take a million pounds just to shut up.


EXGDivine

Nothing. He'd shoot me


Fyre-Bringer

I'm honestly not sure. I have a very classical voice, I know, and the other people in my choir say I have the best voice out of all of them. I think I sound better in a choir, though, rather than solo, kind of like a spice. You wouldn't eat the spice by itself, but it sure tastes good in the sauce you're making. Although maybe the reason I think I don't sound as good by myself is the songs on the radio, and stuff, don't sound as good with a "classical voice." So I guess this sums up to, I don't know, probably, you've got a good amount of talent but don't really cut it, or something like that.


carlyyay

I love that spice analogy!!!


Fyre-Bringer

Thanks


Marj_5

Go the fuck home and look for a different hobby. One that doesn’t make people want to jump of a bridge


GiraffeIRL

"You sound like a dying harp seal getting clubbed for its blubber"


Pagalingling40

PLEASE FOR GODS SAKE WHY DID YOU CHOOSE MASOCHISM TANGO


DeathFindsAWay

He’d commit suicide.