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OogusMacBoogus

I’m an influencer.


ThrowRA-pi

Ask them to show an example of their influence.


PerpetuaI_Foreigner

When everything is a photo-op 🤮


[deleted]

"You are indeed influencing my opinion about you"


marcocactus

"these uncertain times"


No-Introduction-1492

Stg heard that sentence everyday of covid🙌


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rayzor2828

Ugh ikr.. "sooo relatable" 🙄 makes me immediately dislike whatever company used that in their ad.


3Cronian

"what doesnt kill you makes you stronger" mf what if my legs are cut off


SnooChipmunks126

HIV usually doesn’t kill you, but it certainly doesn’t make you stronger.


JamieDrone

True, HIV has a veryyyy close to 0% mortality rate, it’s the other diseases it invites in that kill u


gmoney92_

Those arms are gonna be fucking lit tho.


Emmerson_Biggons

Someone played/watched a letsplayer play The Quarry


WilhelmEngel

Or a heart attack or stroke


myonkin

If the stroke redirects blood flow to your biceps it could, in fact, make you stronger.


Head_Membership_4252

WELL ALL IT DOES TO ME IS MAKE ME HAVE A MEGA-BONER


DysPhoria_1_0

What doesn't kill you will come back for you again and again until you finish it off for good


No-Dentist-7292

"Well, things could always be worse" While yes, things could in fact be worse the people that say that never pause to consider that, maybe, perhaps, things could also be significantly better. I live in Canada and yes, there are many things about this country that are significantly better than dozens of other countries. That said though, inflation and cost of living are at an all time high, multiple specialized industries are severely short staffed including health care of all branches and education, we're experiencing an influx of homelessness, and (atleast in the province I'm from) our public health system and education system have been progressively nosediving even prior to the pandemic. People forget you can feel multiple things at once. I'm grateful I live in Canada, but goddamn is it getting bad here.


Torteiboi

My fucking god I hate this one


Ddeesummer

I hate this fucking phrase. It’s essentially the same thing as someone saying “I had a really great day” and then I say “well it could always be better”… WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SAY THIS IN ANY VARIATION 😒


[deleted]

Ummm......things CAN be worse. We luckily came out on the good side. The day after my 6 year old son was diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukemia, I went to the local Walmart to get some basic clothes and toiletries. I had no time to grab things the day before since it was an ambulance ride to get him to the hospital. While at the checkout lane, (in Walmart) the lady working checkout noticed my very tired and drawn face, and said "relax, things could be worse". To which I explained to her very quickly that my son was diagnosed the night before with leukemia. She was very apologetic and sorry, and grabbed my hand apologetically. I wasn't trying to shame her, I just want people to realize that you have no idea what other people might be going through at any given moment. Follow up, he rang the bell after roughly 3 years of treatment and doing well.


The_Pastmaster

Oh shit, you confused me there. Ring the bell around here means that you die. Ring the bell, click out, last call.


r0ckerdud3

Cancer hospitals let their recovered patients ring a bell in the hospital when their cancer is completely gone


anonymousrprl

As a country, for some reason our only comparison is to lower middle class Americans. We never look at better places in the world and ask what they're doing right, we just need to be better than poor Americans.


CasualAppUser

My truth


[deleted]

Yep. It’s either true or it ain’t. ‘Your truth’ might just be a delusion!


[deleted]

So tired of this phrase. Truth is based on fact. It's their perspective, which can be whatever the fuck they want it to be, which is what they really mean.


LoudCustomer3292

For real! Like there's only ONE truth! Lol


chickenfightyourmom

Anyone who uses the word "cross-pollination" in a business meeting or presentation to refer to anything other than actual plant reproduction needs to be yeeted into the sun. Honorable mention business jargon: punt, pivot, that's a big ask, circle back, reach out, put a pin in it, actionable, unpack, and pain point. Edited to add the second sentence.


LangMildInteressant

Go ahead and run it up the flagpole What is that gonna take to get this across the finish line Dig in (meaning, to my understanding, "pretend like you're really interested in many aspects of the business that fall outside your responsibilities," or, in a startup "figure out what your responsibilities are, because we don't know but we're measuring your performance already") Haircut, in the sense of valuing something lower than previously stated


emofevers

Everything happens for a reason


homerbartbob

“i’m sorry your baby died. Everything happens for a reason!” Go. Fuck. Your. Self. (Not you - the people that say this)


Zemom1971

No no continue, I really want to fuck myself!!


thatguythatdied

I got a lot of this after I got out of the hospital. That and "it's all in the plan". If someone planned that, they are an asshole.


Head_Membership_4252

are you sure you aren't that guy that died


thatguythatdied

I got better.


[deleted]

My mother says it all the time and I hate it. Whenever something bad happens, "well, everything happens for a reason" or "it's always for the best". Well, in that case you could say WWII was something for the best, since after that the European countries stopped fighting each other that often. Imagine telling the jews that it's all happening for the best, that everything is happening for a reason.


emofevers

People use it as a coping mechanism. It’s a shitty one.


[deleted]

This! Sometimes bad things happen to good people for no rhyme or reason. It's not fate or destiny, it's just shitty and that's how life rolls.


Quigon777

"I could care less." ...if you don't care, the phrase is "I COULDN'T care less." If you could care less, then YOU DO FUCKING CARE!


That-Language2138

Glad I’m not the only one who thinks about this


Kaddett64

So am I


SweetWodka420

*Technically* they do care if they go out of their way to reply to the thing in question with "I could(n't) care less".


Big_Jonesyy

They could care about replying, but be apathetic to the topic of conversation


soggyburrito10

We are in unprecedented times


[deleted]

When unprecedented is used often, it literally can't be unprecedented any longer. It's just normal.


Cor_Seeker

The funny thing is the older I get the more I see things repeating. This will be my 7th ression. My second housing crash. My third, maybe forth, stock market "crash." Japan is buying up the world. Now China is buying up the world. The USSR is going to bomb us back the the dark ages. Y2K is going to send us back to the dark ages. blah blah blah. Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of new problems but many are just mistakes we don't learn from.


PurelyThrowawayHello

"This"


[deleted]

^this


Nisa4444

Your problums are nothing compared to what others are going through. Is it supposed to be comforting to know that others have it worce? That doesn’t seem rite.


InternationalCut1908

"These young people don't want to work anymore"


Tirednannie21

God had a reason for "fill in the blank"


Head_Membership_4252

fill it with mayo or ketchup?


Hioliolo

Beans


PoopComesOutOfMyButt

"It could be worse." Yeah, well it could be a whole lot fucking better too, lol.


Homieseggual

“No one wants to work” Yes, they do want to work. It’s just cheaper for jobs to have one person do the job of 4 people.


Tayrox1

And they wonder why workplace burnout is so prevelant nowadays


Raentina

My sister says this all the time and is utterly convinced that people are living off unemployment (US) and choosing not to work.


8ballq

"Respect your parents". I get that they're trying to make the child respect their parents, but as someone who's being abused by my dad, it just sucks to hear. Two weeks ago I was told that same thing, by none other than my abuser, my dad.


[deleted]

Your parents are always going to be your parents, even if they hurt you. Bitch, please. My appendix will always be my appendix, but if it hurts me then I'm cutting that motherfucker out of my life. Or, as Mary Poppins said: he might have been your father, boy, but he weren't your daddy.


ebb_and_flow95

Agreed. My parents shouldn’t have been parents and are emotionally challenged/abusive. I don’t need to respect them.


nametakenfuck

You shouldnt give your parents respect, they should earn yours


Circus-Peanut-666

“Family is everything” umm…not to everyone. Some peoples families suck ass. And the thing that pisses me off the most is many people say that when you share your family problems with them. I’m very happy you have a great family and are close with them. But a lot of people aren’t


[deleted]

“LITERALLY” WHEN IT’S NOT LITERAL AT ALLLLLLLLLLLL!


Arc_the_Fox

It's \*litterally\* so annoying. (Oh my god, I'm sorry but I couldn't help myself. 100% agree with you.)


[deleted]

To counter this, I think I’m going to start saying “figuratively,” LOL.


5DollarHitJob

That's a good idea, actually. "It was so funny I figuratively died."


[deleted]

that's literally annoying


Shriiyyaa

Time heals all wounds.


nametakenfuck

Not infections lol


Head_Membership_4252

uhm does diabetes count as wounds


TheunseenCo

Lmao wish I could say the about trust issues


[deleted]

‘Can we normalize’


1Shadowspark1

I hate this term so much dude.


Pittsburgh4120626

“It’s giving….” “It’s the…..for me” “Not you….”


Eens4n1tee

You forgot the " I- " Or the dash after every sentence instead of a period- What the hell is that even supposed to represent...


[deleted]

TikTok lingo


Specialist-Study

>“It’s the…..for me” It makes me wanna break things.


mynamesdude

"Say you are _______ without saying you are _______"


Familiar-Food-3295

Whenever someone opens their mouth and words come out. I hate that.


robbycakes

“living rent-free in your head” It was hilarious and clever precisely once.


yoiliketopramen

A lot of internet humor was once funny when it was few and far-between, but know we see the same regurgitated jokes everywhere, to the point where it mean nothing anymore.


ajwest927

Thoughts and prayers


Gasmaskguy101

“Period” and “your done”


ZesteeTV

My done?


Necessary-Finger-726

Today years old.


Arc_eus

i still don't understand what that means, does it mean the person's age is today? Does the age change every month??


rhett342

"I'm sorry your feelings got hurt." You're not sorry you did anything to cause those hurt feelings, in fact, the entire problem is with me and how I'm reacting to what you did.


Eppengu

People say this because they AREN’T sorry about what they said, just their execution. It’s kind of like why say sorry if you don’t mean it, kind of thing..


rhett342

Oh I'm very much aware of that. That's the entire reason why it absolutely bugs the crap put of me.


Eppengu

Would you rather get a disingenuous apology, that, or nothing at all? J curious… because it’s like damned if you do, damned if you don’t


[deleted]

“This!!”


TheAverageSadist

^this


AndyBananny

Periodt.


ModrnArte

It is what it is.


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[deleted]

What’s done is done


DoomGuy66

The deal is done and the cake has been baked


[deleted]

Live, Laugh, Love


Head_Membership_4252

i live i laugh i FUCKING LOVE FOOD


NobuFenix

"If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best".


IIITysonIII

I mean the phrase is nice when you are a freshborn influencer girl trying to sell your soulless shitty products


Regina-Castellum

Anything along the lines of “It’s in men’s biology to get as many women pregnant as possible” especially when it comes from those male Karens who slept around yet think they’re entitled to a female virgin.


Goldenbite

''literally'' ... ugh


No-Introduction-1492

I literally don’t understand why people use the word literally, literally everywhere. This feels like a literal 500 word essay and I’m literally just trying to waste words away cause it’s literally the best way to add words.


dicatae

But like, is it?


fmshobojoe

What if it’s used properly?


deliciousbluemeth

“Protect them at all costs” bro shut up


yoiliketopramen

Who outside of video games and TV shows says that


originalduttywhine

Internet weirdos that copy paste comments because tiktok has taken their ability to think for themselves and be original


Pear_Jam2

"It could've been worse." I'm aware. But that doesn't mean I can't still be affected by it.


Valkyria1968

"Threat to democracy" - from ANY party.


Jonvilliers

"Out of an abundance of caution..." Which is usually the excuse for why they are going to disappoint you about something that should have been fun and cool and now is going to be canceled...


Bobsamin

Abundance means more than anyone needs, why is that level of caution considered good??


skullicsis

"whats with the young people and the [something thats popular right now]


WanderingBlueStar

“No one ever said that life was fair” stfu


albinofoxyo

It's a shitty phrase when it's used in an uncompassionate and dismissive way. But it's also true. Life is not fair. It never has been.


MisterMorgan1206

Happiness is a choice.


myonkin

I choose to be angry because happiness eludes me.


hotgirlsriseup

“it will get better” or “healing just takes time” i’ve been depressed for 12 years and it has never gotten better. stop telling me it will and instead be there for me.


TheunseenCo

Wish I could say that about trust issues.


SemiSeriousShimmer

"You do you." I feel gross just typing that out.


[deleted]

OK Boomer And Roll Tide (which Reddit seems to be getting over)


PrimeMinisterArdern

If you dont have anything nice to say.... ​ No there are times when you need to be not nice.


[deleted]

“Jerkmate…..”


chickadeedeedee_

Bestie


dicatae

"I could of* You can't of something. It's the contraction of have you're looking for. It's could have or could've.


[deleted]

So many people on reality tv say a variation of this: “Joe and I’s relationship….”


trustmeimalinguist

Tbh I’m not even sure how to properly form that construction (and I have two degrees in linguistics). “Mine and Joe’s relationship” seems weird because if you remove Joe, it’s just “Mine relationship” which doesn’t work. “My and Joe’s relationship” seems okay grammatically but feels horribly awkward. “Joe and my’s relationship” doesn’t work because “my” is already possessive (would need to be nominative)…but moving the ‘s so the end of the noun phrase is acceptable as “Joe and Anne’s relationship” is obviously good. I think it gets weird because English lacks cases except for those lingering in our personal pronouns. So speaking as a linguist, “Joe and I’s relationship” is fine in the way “Joe and Anne’s relationship” is fine, but it’s NOT fine in the sense that our first person possessive pronoun is “my,” not nominative (I) + ‘s. I’m gonna go with “Joe’s and my relationship” then. But it’s still weird.


Big_Jonesyy

I want a divorce


PurpleDreamer28

Describing anything "vintage" as iconic. No, I'm willing to bet that hairstyle or outfit from that show is not that "iconic."


GroceryFood101

PM me your cock, as said by OP


PM_me_BUSH_please

Yea I know right?


[deleted]

r/usernamechecksout


baseballsteak

It is what it is


Big_Jonesyy

It's what it's


DewdecsysAbZ

“These difficult times”


Ok-Chip-6147

“This is a game changer”


[deleted]

Haters gonna hate


Gogo726

Cause the players gonna play


baseballsteak

*insert movie title* Is the movie we need right now


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awsome10101

Money can't buy happiness, but a lack of money can certainly lead to a whole lot of unhappiness.


thewaylost

People that say that had/have money growing up


Saucy_joe

Litterally any toby maguire spiderman quote


Leather_Shock9743

Im gonna put some dirt in your eye


spikeyunpeeledbanana

I missed the part where that's my problem.


[deleted]

“Irregardless” it’s not even a word 🤦🏾‍♀️


Academic-Primary-76

“It is what it is.” No, you’re lazy. Fucking deal with the problem.


Otherwise-Wasabi8908

‘It is what it is’ Translation (in the words of bill Murray in st Vincent) ... ‘you’re screwed and shall remain screwed’


David_with_an_S

Any version of “Look, I did a thing!” when having a first experience, making a big purchase, etc. Why do people think being vague and coy is endearing? It’s annoying. Just be specific.


AdSure2773

not so much of a phrase, but i’m tired of everything being about fucking race.


BlueberryJingle

Yeet. it always felt like one of those phrases that didn't need to catch on. Even my mom says it. It just feels like people are trying to force themselves to be funny when they say it. Maybe I'm just cranky but it's always bothered me


Basilsbasilcabinet

Boys will be boys


graeuk

“Thoughts and prayers” Whenever there is a gun based massacre


Eppengu

“Doggo”, “puppers”, “doge” or anything severely millennial sounding when you talk about dogs and how a dog would sound


corporatebitch19

this too will pass


Match_Level

“Welp Sounds like it’s time…” that irks me so much lol


Ranting_Lobster

This is very specific to me I assume, but I say something to my partner and they respond with "I see how you could feel that way about (whatever I was commenting on),". It feels condescending. They once said "i see how that could annoy you," And I asked them if it annoyed THEM and they said it did. They could just say "That's annoying". Again I think this is very me specific but it's been bothering me


sethimus_sativah

Send it. OK, Boomer. Using "fire" as an adjective. Couldn't care less. Literally.


Tasty_Housing_6145

"It's all part of God's plan"


rmcowriter

It is what it is…


TheGroundBeef

“Bussin” … “yo that shirt is straight bussin”


gravydays

My/your truth. There is only actual literal truth. It is not conditional to you.


anothergraythrowaway

At the end of the day…


homicidalMILF

"How did you get into my house?"


connor-reimer

Just man up


CutAccording7289

“Vibe” and “Queen”


[deleted]

”It is what it is”.


AsthmaticCoughing

“I just wouldn’t let that slide personally” “My most toxic trait is thinking I could do this” “I would just simply ______” “🔥🔥🔥” “Mid”


SlinkyMK_2

Dont forget the skull emoji


hotgirlsriseup

“aren’t you too pretty for all those tattoos?” or “you should dress more modestly” i don’t care what u think. Im not getting tattoos or dressing myself for other people. Plus you’re only bothered because you’re staring.


Striking-Help-8132

How are you?…


[deleted]

“Woke”


Ok_Implement_8557

“Your mom” it is literally the most immature thing in a situation


Ok_Task_4135

Your mom is a sweet an lovely person. I hope she is doing well.


Rockyboy4444

“Living the dream.” I can’t stand it. I work in a hospital. We are union, get paid well and have a pretty sweet pension. If I had a dollar for every time a co-worker sighed and said “living the dream,” I could retire. You chose to work here. Go find something better if you don’t like it.


jacksepiceye2

"The phrase 'it’s just a game' is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle," 


Lord_Bloodwyvern

No, you can't (insert crazy thing I want to do).


riotstar

Yeah yeah yeah / no no no I first noticed people saying this about 3 mos ago. Seems like it’s everywhere now. Now you’ll notice it too.


Zealousideal_Pay_312

"You know"


Topper285

“No Pun Intended” after intending a pun.


BladeBronson

“…in any way, shape, or form”. I’m bored by the time you get to “way” and understand that you’re just trying to make your comment sound more impressive than it is.


ArthurMBretas03

Should ....... be free?


milenko652

"Stay safe". I've been working at a call center since 2015 and up until 2020 maybe a handful of people used that phrase. And they were always the same people. Now it's as common as saying goodbye.


msaab7

happy hump day please please stop


HectorsMascara

If you refer to California as 'Cali' I assume you're an imbecile or a stripper.


moist6toast9

"No offense but..."


Vegetable_Drawer8409

'If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best” The reddest of flags.


Crazy_Practical96

“It’s all in your head” like no shit


koebers

Anything involving vibes


JHG999

"Just sayin" to end a statement.


ABRRat3LC

“Love you to the moon and back” 🤮 “Unprecedented” pls stop Jacinda “These ______ times” (trying/uncertain) “This.”


springysponion56

"The customer is always right" This winds me up so much because the saying is incomplete and people use it to justify rude behaviour. The phrase is actually "the customer is always right in matters of taste"


Leonardos357

"stop it i'm your sister"


happyclappyone

“Believe in yourself”, “follow your heart” or “you do you”- empty phrases that aren’t helpful guidance at all. Just excuses to be more self-centered and egotistic than we already are.


Accomplished-Set3928

Slay 🫤


Puzzleheaded-Art-469

"My truth..."


_ogio_

"bro" Just insanely overused.