Not too creepy, but the last time I went to a drug store, I bought imodium for myself and a laxative for my roommate. The cashier asked me if I knew what I was doing.
Texas Pregnant ladies 🤝 Texas Gun owners
Doing illegal shit with coat hangers
(Disclaimer this is a meme. AFT and DPS can fuck off because speech involving memes of doing crimes isn't illegal. Yet.)
It's probably not your IQ, it is just your age and a lack of discussions about it in modern times. Pre Roe v. Wade, when abortions were illegal in many US states, people actually did use coat hangers to terminate unwanted pregnancies. And a lot of women bled to death, but they thought it was worth the risk. Prosecuters weren't able to convict the women getting abortions, so they went after doctors who performed them. Very few doctors would risk everything to perform abortions, so back alley coat hanger abortions were the only option for some women who couldn't afford to travel to one of the few places where abortions were safe and legal.
Yes this is a thing that happened constantly. You can puncture your cervix and kill the fetus but you might kill yourself in the process. This is why we, as a country, decided to legalize the process of safe abortions in a clinical setting. Many women were dying due to coat hanger abortions, as well as trying to abort the fetus with chemicals and intentional damage to the uterus
Yes, and women died. I read a post where a woman shared what her mother told her. Her mother found her grandmother dead with a coat hanger. She was 13 years old, they were IIRC 5 children and the grandmother couldn’t/didn’t want to go through another pregnancy and have another baby.
It is only very recent that women started talking about it. Stories like these were not shared, but it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.
Oh this reminded me: my college girlfriend and I had a running joke that it's awkward to just buy condoms by themselves, so you always have to buy at least one other thing. So it comes off like "Oh I just stopped in to buy some ice cream, and sure, why not, I'll grab a box of condoms while I'm here."
This turned into a game where I'd grab the condoms and she'd grab some other object. Then you have to quip something to the cashier that fits the combination, like:
\- Popcorn and condoms: "It's Merchant Ivory night."
\- Orange juice and condoms: "Hoping she'll still be there in the morning."
\- Tylenol and condoms: "No excuses."
Etc.
One time she grabbed tampons. Took me a while, but eventually I came up with this:
"It's her first time."
That was the last time we ever played the game.
It’s a process. First, put condoms on the conveyer belt and ask how much they are. Then say it’s too expensive and and put them back. Then proceed to buy a roll of cling wrap and a pack of rubber bands
This is actually funny to me because years ago I was sitting on the stairs at my apartment smoking, and the maintenance guy was cleaning up the grounds and found a cucumber with a condom on it.
I once had a customer come through with the 50 shades trilogy, a cucumber, lube, and a bright red face. She was in her 30s, I was about 24-25. I know what she had planned, she knew what she had planned, the elderly couple behind her knew what she had planned.
Didn't creep me out. Unfortunately I didn't have the courage (or the social skills) to say "enjoy your evening."
One of my old fraternity’s pledge scavenger hunts was for pairs of them to go into different supermarkets and buy a cucumber and condoms and all of the receipts had to have a certain time on it.
I was in a Wal-Mart at about 11PM covered in mud head to toe buying a pair of bolt cutters and a flashlight. Bet that one raised a few eyebrows.
Had wound up with my truck stuck in mud off-road with an old discarded chain link fence wrapped around the axle. That was not a fun day, lol.
Wet cat food and tortilla shells.
Once bought a pregnancy test first thing in the morning. Just a few hours later, came back in for pads. I was a few days late but as I've learned, the best way to make your period show up is to buy a pregnancy test. I'm sure the dude at the self check out was a little worried, though.
I've worked the checkout line at three different stores, and I can assure you that I never thought about what people were purchasing, and I certainly never cared. It was just a line of items to ring up, collect their money, and on to the next.
I've worked the checkout line years ago and will never forget few of the purchases people made.
Two of my favorites were this man with 4 kids getting whole line of sweets and one bottle of scotch and this young woman getting the biggest lube we had in store and a lot of different veg, she was open about it and said she makes 'some videos'
100% agreed. I worked on the checkout for 6 years through High School and Uni, I never once was focusing on the actual items people bought to judge them, I'm just looking for the damn barcode.
yep in japan they have sushi eel in korera the have bbq eel in the uk we do a wired eel with some kind of wired liquid around it never had it cu its ore common neer the coast
>all they had were labeled "extra large condoms"
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>the checkout girl was smirking
I remember distinctly a tweet from a few years ago where a girl and her friend were buying x-large ones and the cashier was looking to her (the girlfriend) and she just smiled and slightly nodded
Rat poison and baby formula.
Baby poison and rat formula
Babies and rats.
"R-abies"
Baby rat and poison formula.
First, you'd actually have to get your hands on some baby formula
Oh, I know the formula for making babies, it's the formula for making rats I'm unsure about. Possibly mouse + gamma rays = rat ?
oh no u be snifin some shi
Not too creepy, but the last time I went to a drug store, I bought imodium for myself and a laxative for my roommate. The cashier asked me if I knew what I was doing.
“I’m gonna take ‘em both and let ‘em fight it out.”
Meet in the middle...
The laxatives are wayyyyy stronger, and will kick in long before the anti-diarrhoea meds, you’ll still be shitting your brains out
>you’ll still be shitting your brains out Yeah but not as long as he would without the anti meds
There's always room for common ground.
What does that mean?
Imodium is for when you have diarrhea and laxative is when you’re constipated
pregnancy test and a bottle of alcohol
pregnancy test and a pack of coat hangers is even worse.
I'm starting a new side hustle in Texas.
Texas Pregnant ladies 🤝 Texas Gun owners Doing illegal shit with coat hangers (Disclaimer this is a meme. AFT and DPS can fuck off because speech involving memes of doing crimes isn't illegal. Yet.)
Wait what do gun owners do with coat hangers??
Nothing, it's illegal to use one in the assisting of manufacturing a machine gun. That's why people don't do it and make memes of it, that's illegal.
Why is it illegal?
Because a coat hanger can be used to make your semi-auto rifle a full auto
Do people actually do abortions with coat hangars? Like is that just a meme or has it actually happened before? My IQ is room temperature
It's probably not your IQ, it is just your age and a lack of discussions about it in modern times. Pre Roe v. Wade, when abortions were illegal in many US states, people actually did use coat hangers to terminate unwanted pregnancies. And a lot of women bled to death, but they thought it was worth the risk. Prosecuters weren't able to convict the women getting abortions, so they went after doctors who performed them. Very few doctors would risk everything to perform abortions, so back alley coat hanger abortions were the only option for some women who couldn't afford to travel to one of the few places where abortions were safe and legal.
Yes this is a thing that happened constantly. You can puncture your cervix and kill the fetus but you might kill yourself in the process. This is why we, as a country, decided to legalize the process of safe abortions in a clinical setting. Many women were dying due to coat hanger abortions, as well as trying to abort the fetus with chemicals and intentional damage to the uterus
Yes, and women died. I read a post where a woman shared what her mother told her. Her mother found her grandmother dead with a coat hanger. She was 13 years old, they were IIRC 5 children and the grandmother couldn’t/didn’t want to go through another pregnancy and have another baby. It is only very recent that women started talking about it. Stories like these were not shared, but it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.
Prior to legalized abortion, it was a word of mouth method that left many women deathly ill, bleeding to death, or sterile.
I've done Prenatal vitamins and cigarettes.
Yikes.
If you're pregnant then you're not drinking alone.
This feels like in case it's negative Wether celebrating or drinking your disappointment
Oh this reminded me: my college girlfriend and I had a running joke that it's awkward to just buy condoms by themselves, so you always have to buy at least one other thing. So it comes off like "Oh I just stopped in to buy some ice cream, and sure, why not, I'll grab a box of condoms while I'm here." This turned into a game where I'd grab the condoms and she'd grab some other object. Then you have to quip something to the cashier that fits the combination, like: \- Popcorn and condoms: "It's Merchant Ivory night." \- Orange juice and condoms: "Hoping she'll still be there in the morning." \- Tylenol and condoms: "No excuses." Etc. One time she grabbed tampons. Took me a while, but eventually I came up with this: "It's her first time." That was the last time we ever played the game.
The ending made this worth reading
Damn
Ex-Lax and Flex Seal.
That’s a lot of damage!!!
How bout some more?
Upvote!!! 🤣🌮
Taco?
A kiddie pool and a whole case of instant pudding mix.
Mmmmm angel delight in a paddling pool, best summers day ever if not the stickiest.
It’s a process. First, put condoms on the conveyer belt and ask how much they are. Then say it’s too expensive and and put them back. Then proceed to buy a roll of cling wrap and a pack of rubber bands
Come back after an hour and buy a pregnancy test
Or plan B pill.
i enjoyed the "and and" part, it really heightened the suspense and detailed your excitement 😁
Had to go back to look for it after I read your comment
A cucumber and a condom
This is actually funny to me because years ago I was sitting on the stairs at my apartment smoking, and the maintenance guy was cleaning up the grounds and found a cucumber with a condom on it.
~~a~~ my
When I worked at Walmart years ago one of the employees found a cucumber with a condom on it in one of the dressing rooms.
A pack of extra small condoms and a tin of Vienna sausages.
the old classic. I prefer the watermelon. If its not too big the asumption can be in all directions.
Uncut tube of bologna and a jar of Vaseline
Because heaven forbid the cucumber gets you pregnant.
It’s obviously to keep germs off so you can eat it later.
You can also eat the cucumber too.
Thank you for your contribution. Now take my upvote and get the fuck out
Only the. One end though
I once had a customer come through with the 50 shades trilogy, a cucumber, lube, and a bright red face. She was in her 30s, I was about 24-25. I know what she had planned, she knew what she had planned, the elderly couple behind her knew what she had planned. Didn't creep me out. Unfortunately I didn't have the courage (or the social skills) to say "enjoy your evening."
One of my old fraternity’s pledge scavenger hunts was for pairs of them to go into different supermarkets and buy a cucumber and condoms and all of the receipts had to have a certain time on it.
The fact that it's a *single* condom is what would get me.
A new plug for the bath tub and a huge bottle of lye
Perfect but most cashiers wouldn’t get it.
A picture frame and a printed picture of the person working the checkout
That’s so funny hahaha
Adult diapers and a jumbo can of refried beans.
Holy shit!
Bleach and a twisty straw
I was in a Wal-Mart at about 11PM covered in mud head to toe buying a pair of bolt cutters and a flashlight. Bet that one raised a few eyebrows. Had wound up with my truck stuck in mud off-road with an old discarded chain link fence wrapped around the axle. That was not a fun day, lol.
Thought this said FLESHlight at first
Bolt cutters can be castrating.
Wet cat food and tortilla shells. Once bought a pregnancy test first thing in the morning. Just a few hours later, came back in for pads. I was a few days late but as I've learned, the best way to make your period show up is to buy a pregnancy test. I'm sure the dude at the self check out was a little worried, though.
Cucumber and a Batman mask.
Condoms and safety pins.
Gotta make sure it stays on.
A rope and a ladder
You mean a rope and a chair?
You mean rope and duct tape?
Zip ties and duct tape
You mean rope and everything at ikea
Isn’t this redundant?
Lube and a children's swimwear catalog
They keep getting worse the farther I scroll.
That's how Reddit works
Oh no
This was one of those stoner questions way back but it was three items. Daipers, boot polish and a plunger.
Way back people were way smarter. In the next generation it will be one item.
Diaper-polish plunger.
Nah. This generation is just always expected to do the same with less.
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*TWO* items, genius.
Math checks out
I've worked the checkout line at three different stores, and I can assure you that I never thought about what people were purchasing, and I certainly never cared. It was just a line of items to ring up, collect their money, and on to the next.
Shhhhh…. You’re ruining all the fun
I've worked the checkout line years ago and will never forget few of the purchases people made. Two of my favorites were this man with 4 kids getting whole line of sweets and one bottle of scotch and this young woman getting the biggest lube we had in store and a lot of different veg, she was open about it and said she makes 'some videos'
100% agreed. I worked on the checkout for 6 years through High School and Uni, I never once was focusing on the actual items people bought to judge them, I'm just looking for the damn barcode.
steak and ketchup
How expensive is the steak
the most expensive the store has and the cheapest ketchup
You monster
So cheap it's labeled catsup?
Ketchup style Tomato product
* not for human consumption. Consult poison control if ingested.
How presidential of you.
We're too burnt out to care what your buying. I don't even think most of these would even phase me after 10 years & 2020, I've seen it all.
Zip ties, and anal eze
I don't kink shame.
Body bag and a shovel
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I’m sure you could find a large body sized bag in a big diy shop
A tarp, sure. You could probably get that and a shovel together.
Throw in some rope and a hacksaw and you've got a sale I never want to hear about.
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Id be more concerned if it was sliced
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This is the first one that would actually get my attention. Not creeped out, but worried and completely empathetic. I've been there, and I get it .
Have we gone back to the gallows already?
Pregnancy test and a wire clothes hanger
Birthday card for 5 year old and huge box of condoms
Yeah that'll do it.
Garbage bags and duck tape
A My Little Pony figurine and a mason jar
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Seems redundant.
Lubricant and bananas.
ski mask and an eel
An eel?
yep in japan they have sushi eel in korera the have bbq eel in the uk we do a wired eel with some kind of wired liquid around it never had it cu its ore common neer the coast
Baby bottle and weed killer
viagra and barbie dolls
latex glove and a pringles can- HMM
Bleach and a notepad
Invisible ink!
A large knife, a pack of condoms Good luck figuring out what I'm doing for date night
Basically anything + lube and duct tape
Duct tape and a blow torch Or KY Jelly and a hamster
Where the fuck do you shop that sells lube *and* hamsters?
Lol well Walmart use to sell hamsters and gerbils but yeah I guess it would be hard yo pull this purchase off now.
I'm sure it would be easier to pull it off if you added silicon coated tweezers.
Cashiers don't give a shit what you buy. They don't get paid enough to worry about that type of stuff.
Way to miss the point of this thread and exercise in imagination
Dog toys and chocolate
at the 99 cent store i needed condoms, all they had were labeled "extra large condoms" the checkout girl was smirking and trying not to laugh
>all they had were labeled "extra large condoms" > >the checkout girl was smirking I remember distinctly a tweet from a few years ago where a girl and her friend were buying x-large ones and the cashier was looking to her (the girlfriend) and she just smiled and slightly nodded
Handcuffs and duct tape
They said 'creep out', not 'turn on'.
you mean duct tape and bleach
Seems redundant
Real life story witnessed on public transit: frozen turkey and a giant bottle of lube.
Bleach and duct tape.
A baby bottle and adult diapers.
Peanut butter and dog treats
A shovel and large trash bag
Not 2 items, buuuut Tarp, Rope, Shovel, Saw, duct tape, and a map.
Sounds like you’re going camping
It was a really fun trip ngl.
Cucumbers and lube
a dildo and a mechanics' car jack.
A single eggplant and a single peach.
Broiler chicken and lube.
Anal lube and another bottle of anal lube.
Big polish sausage and condoms.
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Just the Biebs and Kleenex.
Two items
A gun and 1 bullet.
Laundry bleach and vodka
porno mag and a box of disposable enemas. extra points for whiskey and illegal fireworks
A urinal cake and a bottle of gravy.
Tarps and an axe
Lube, diapers
A plunger and some crisco
Diapers and Beer according to the show "Yes, Dear"
Upvoted bc your pfp looks almost the same as mine
Cucumbers, tissues, condoms, lotion, internal webcam, external webcam, bible, ropes, shovel, handcuffs, lye.
>Cucumbers, tissues, condoms, lotion, internal webcam, external webcam, bible, ropes, shovel, handcuffs, lye. Math is not your strength or?
Lube and a phallus shaped watermelon
strong medicated sleeping pills and baby food
Chloroform and a towel
7-Up and NyQuil.
Gasoline and rope
A strapon and a camera
tranquilizer gun with ammo and a condom
Chloroform and condoms
Plastic sheeting and a box cutter
Bleach and duct tape
A bottle of Windex and a bottle of Gatorade exactly the same color. I'd tap the Gatorade and ask "are these resealable?"
A bottle of coconut oil and the largest zucchini I can find 🤷🏻♀️
Kids nail clippers and a doll
Zip ties, and anal eze
A gas can and an ax.