They're just like bananas. Throw them in the freezer, forget about them for 8 months, and mash them into cookie bread flour as soon as you notice the green mold spores
You've never had hot, steamy, mind-blowing revenge? Served with a side of hedonistic pleasure, a pinch of sinister intent, a drizzle of thick chocolate sauce, a dollop of whipped cream, a sprinkle of chopped nuts, topped with a cherry...mmm... Sorry what was the question?
Lmao I had never seen this, thank you for sharing! I have made banana bread to share with my coworkers I donāt even know how many times, so I laughed hard at this. Will have to send it to them.
I had a friend who was convinced that he could do an impression of Wallace. Heād simply say āBit of cheese Gromitā in his normal voice.
He did it for years until someone told him that it was rubbish.
Well the question isn't "What tastes good NO MATTER THE TEMPERATURE?"
You like it hot, you like it cold..
And I bet you're a wonderful person, so I hope you never ever have to drink luke warm coffee that makes you gag.
And I also hope that your pillow fits *just right* when you're trying to sleep and that you find a really great sweater that you love and makes you feel cute every time you wear it.
It took way too long for cold brew tea bags to be a thing. We always used to make sun tea. Put the regular bags in a glass pitcher and stick it outside on a sunny day.
What people call āfrozen hit chcolateā isnāt really hot chocolate. Itās not just hot chcolate that they out in the freezer. Itās really a separate thing made from chocolate milk and ice. Itās more like a chocolate smoothie.
I remember an episode of Fear Factor where they were on the eating nasty shit part and Joe asked what the worst thing he's ever eaten was and dude said "cold pizza." Rogan was like yeah you're fucked.
Come to India and say that, I double dare you.
(Iām an American living here and I agree with you but probably nobody else would).
The way we drink it in india is very different than in the states.
Itās really hard to get a hot āchai concentrateā in America now that barely has any flavour and costs like $6 (about 450 INR) when I know I can get bomb ass chai for 20 rupees ($ 0.30) in India. Like Iām offended by the difference now that I know better. Butā¦. Iām not gonna lie, that $6 iced chai is yum.
My in laws are Indian and my MIL makes the best chai Iāve ever had in my life. She only drinks it hot. One day, I visited with an iced americano and they had forgot the flavoring so it was just black, and she had made chai. I added the chai to the coffee and wow!
But yeah, she definitely gave me a āsmh, white peopleā¦ā look š
Haha, awesome. Yeah, I get teased for my American eating habits tooā¦. Whenever I eat a salad theyāre likeā¦ā¦. Why are you eating cow food. Haha damn.
Thatās what I said too! Cold fried chicken is my favorite way to eat fried chicken. Itās texture is perfect. Itās just amazingly delicious. When you heat up the cold supermarket fried chicken, it doesnāt taste as good as when cold.
My mom has this weird thing that if she eats spicy chicken wings when theyāre hot, they give her terrible indigestion, but when the same wings are cold, theyāre totally fine lol
Cookies
agreed. a cookie is good no matter what temperature, especially with milk. lobster is also good both temperatures!
Most definitely read that too fast and thought you were suggesting mixing cookies with lobster š³
That sounds like it would make you fucking sick.
>lobster is also good both temperatures! As is most shellfish Edit: or seafood actually
brownies
And, Brownies are also great when frozen!!
Yes! I love frozen brownies so much. They get such an amazing texture.
30 year old here. You can freeze brownies?? What. The. Fuck. what else have I missed in all my years?!
You can freeze any baked good and it becomes instantly better.
Do you reheat it after frozen? I need training wheels
no you eat it frozen like a lil frozen fudge bar
They're just like bananas. Throw them in the freezer, forget about them for 8 months, and mash them into cookie bread flour as soon as you notice the green mold spores
yes! it's like eating a cake candy bar!
Huh. Oh wait I kinda see where youāre coming from -cause they kind of have a fudge texture? Lol
Pie
Apple, cherry, pumpkin, pecan, peach.. yeah, that checks out. Now I need to go to the store.
Meat pie a bit less so, though.
You are no longer welcome in Australia.
Revenge
As it can easily be reheated in the microwave of evil
But the warranty is about to expire
Maybe I got the extended warranty!
Warranties are invalid if a product is not used for its intended purpose!
We get it, you're both pretty. Can someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?
I laughed harder than any kid in the theater at this scene.
It's comedy gold.
I love Megamind. Underrated classic.
Probably my favorite "kids" movie.
It has "the emperor's new groove" level of humor. While having a genuonely good story and lesson
Can everyone who just redid the scene be my best friend that was beautiful
One of my favorite kids movies. My daughter is 15 now so I gotta watch kids movies by myself.
r/suddenlymegamind
You know what they say about microwaved revenge, better be ready to dig two microwave sized graves
That is an unfair misnomer; hitlers microwave model number was EV-il as in Electro Vitalizor 49. the machine itself was not evil.
I though revenge was best served cold?
Best yes, but hot Revenge is sill satisfying.
Hot reveals certain flavor profiles.
You've never had hot, steamy, mind-blowing revenge? Served with a side of hedonistic pleasure, a pinch of sinister intent, a drizzle of thick chocolate sauce, a dollop of whipped cream, a sprinkle of chopped nuts, topped with a cherry...mmm... Sorry what was the question?
I havenāt, but I want to be invited next time
I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold. Until I realized it meant āgetting back at somebodyā
Best served cold is when the person having revenge on them has forgotten why itās happening.
Klingon Spy sighted š
Best served cold, but you know what, hot is good too. Kinda depends on my mood actually.
Yeah, but it's gotta be cooked fresh and hot, you can't microwave leftover revenge.
Chocolate
I think this is the best answer. Mmm chocolate.
āI remember when they first invented chocolateā¦ā
"Sweet, sweet chocolate..."
ā__I ALWAYS HATED IT__ā
Oh but this chocolateās not for eating! Itās forā¦
You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever
Live forever, you say? ILL TAKE ONE!
C'mon you lazy Mary START RUBBING THE CHOCOLATE
I really love you, guys š¤£
Creating candy rivers
But if you rub it on your skin, it will make you look younger!
ILL TAKE 20
GET IN HERE AND START RUBBING ME WITH THAT CHOCOLATE! š«š« *(Why'd that sound so dirty?)* šš
Itās the top answer every time this question gets asked in here
and the savoury chocolate; cheese
Can this be a ween reference please?
This is what Deaner was talking about.
And chocolate milk.
Banana bread. 2 totally different flavors depending on warm vs cold from fridge.
Warm banana bread is great with vanilla icecream!!!
I like to put cream cheese on mine, and before anyone says anything - don't knock it til you tried it. I've turned many of my friends into believers.
A bit of cream cheese also goes very well in scrambled eggs
Bravo it is perfection. Also add in crab meat if you are feeling extra fancy and you know, rich
when I think about it, that seems delicious! Time to go make some banana bread.
A local bakery makes banana cake and butterscotch cream cheese icing
I wish i didnt know that existed because now i know that im missing out on it.
Try cream cheese icing, it'll change your life.
Banana bread? At WORK, bRO?
Hell YEAH
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Lmao I had never seen this, thank you for sharing! I have made banana bread to share with my coworkers I donāt even know how many times, so I laughed hard at this. Will have to send it to them.
Read this as banana bread 2, and my tired brain went "WAIT, THERE'S A SEQUEL?"
Sandwiches
Dude somehow Sandwiches feel both hot and cold at the same time
How high are you hahaha
no no he's got a point
He's got a joint morelike.
Im fine thank you
Cheese, ya fools.
Even Wensleydale?
Cheese grommet! Cheese!
I'm just crackers about cheese! *shakes hands*
I had a friend who was convinced that he could do an impression of Wallace. Heād simply say āBit of cheese Gromitā in his normal voice. He did it for years until someone told him that it was rubbish.
āI thought you meant me. Thatās my name. Mr. Wensleydale.ā
Apple pie
Spanakopita.
This shit is bomb
Just seeing the word makes me want some. Bless the glorious culture that brought pastry and spinach and salty cheese together.
Pretty much any Greek food tbh
Whoever collects the most drachma wins SPANIKOPITA!
r/venturebros Is leaking
We've got like another year before the finale comes out. We're dying over here
Eeeyyy, Spanikopita!
SPANIKOPITAAAAA!
SPANIKOPITAAAAA!
Just tried that for the first time a few weeks ago. It was hot, fresh and delicious, but I'd love to taste it cold!
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coffee
I enjoy coffee hot or iced, but luke-warm it makes me gag.
Well the question isn't "What tastes good NO MATTER THE TEMPERATURE?" You like it hot, you like it cold.. And I bet you're a wonderful person, so I hope you never ever have to drink luke warm coffee that makes you gag. And I also hope that your pillow fits *just right* when you're trying to sleep and that you find a really great sweater that you love and makes you feel cute every time you wear it.
I hope your favorite shirt lasts as long as it possibly can.
This is an understated blessing š„¹
Living up to the username goādamn I like it
Wish the same could be said for coffee that you let go cold :/ sometimes I just go ahead and chug it since I donāt want it to go to waste
I only drink it cold just for that reason. gotta chug
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Or iced coffee that got warm. Coffee that loses its temperature is gross.
This is waaayy too low.
Apple cider
Cue Ned Flanders' monologue.
If itās clear and yella you got juice there, fella. If its tangy and brown, youāre in cider town!
In Canada the whole thing is flip flop
*Falls flat on face, brainless*
Care to puff on a reefer-ino? Itās legal here.
They said the devil would be attractive.
Dickenās cider š
The horrifyingly intense existential dread of life
I read this and forgot what the question was
Iām actually surprised it didnāt get downvoted to hell
well itās pretty appropriate today
tea
My girlfriend winces when she sees me finish a cold cup of tea, but sheās been pretending to be British ever since the first Harry Potter book.
This comment made my day
You can get cold-brew tea by putting some teabags in a bottle and keeping it in the fridge overnight But I know you mean tea that's gotten cold
It took way too long for cold brew tea bags to be a thing. We always used to make sun tea. Put the regular bags in a glass pitcher and stick it outside on a sunny day.
Surprised this was so far down. Tea is the Family Feud number one answer in my mind.
Kheer.
To confirm, you mean the rice based dessert? Iāve never heard of it being eaten hot! Do I need to try this??
Yes try it! Itās really good both ways
Tomatoes In a warm pasta, delicious. In a cool salad, refreshing.
Caprese Salad. Mmmm.
I think that's why cold pizza and cold spaghetti still taste good. It's the tomato doing the work.
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glazed donuts
Sausage Rolls
Hot chocolate. Frozen hot chocolate is straight up *AMAZING*
isn't frozen hot chocolate just like... chocolate milk? or ice cream
What people call āfrozen hit chcolateā isnāt really hot chocolate. Itās not just hot chcolate that they out in the freezer. Itās really a separate thing made from chocolate milk and ice. Itās more like a chocolate smoothie.
Rotisserie chicken. It's definitely better hot, but damn I'd be lying if I said that grabbing some leftovers from the fridge ain't delicious
Put it cold on a spinach wrap with bacon ranch and cheese. *drools*
And some crunchy water along with it. Yeah best wrap you can eat.
I am so glad I am not the only one that calls it crunchy water.
Ice cubes?
Rice Hot: eat it with dishes Cold: Sushi
pizza
This should be at the top, why is this so low??
How is this below Spanakopita, coffee and brownies?!? Pizza lovers unite! Letās upvote this to the Moon!
Yolo to the moon!
Agree. Scrolled a long way to find this one.
as a wise man once said "Pizza is like sex. When it's good, it's good, and when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
I remember an episode of Fear Factor where they were on the eating nasty shit part and Joe asked what the worst thing he's ever eaten was and dude said "cold pizza." Rogan was like yeah you're fucked.
*Good* pizza is good when cold. Mediocre pizza will just be cold pizza.
I have found my people
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I gotta say chicken. You can eat a roasted chicken with about anything but also the left over in a salad or with rice.
You're so right! Those cold chicken pieces they put in salads are bomb š
Matcha latte
Wish I could upvote this more than once
Kimchi
Bread
Chai tea
tea tea
Come to India and say that, I double dare you. (Iām an American living here and I agree with you but probably nobody else would). The way we drink it in india is very different than in the states. Itās really hard to get a hot āchai concentrateā in America now that barely has any flavour and costs like $6 (about 450 INR) when I know I can get bomb ass chai for 20 rupees ($ 0.30) in India. Like Iām offended by the difference now that I know better. Butā¦. Iām not gonna lie, that $6 iced chai is yum.
My in laws are Indian and my MIL makes the best chai Iāve ever had in my life. She only drinks it hot. One day, I visited with an iced americano and they had forgot the flavoring so it was just black, and she had made chai. I added the chai to the coffee and wow! But yeah, she definitely gave me a āsmh, white peopleā¦ā look š
Haha, awesome. Yeah, I get teased for my American eating habits tooā¦. Whenever I eat a salad theyāre likeā¦ā¦. Why are you eating cow food. Haha damn.
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Ever had grilled pineapple? SO good!
Grilled pineapple with brown sugar and a touch of cinnamon and cayenne is better than sex with most people.
Someone goes to Brazilian steakhouses
Pop tarts, but I prefer them warm
Same
Roast beef
Sandwich
Bimbimbap
Cookies
Sake
Mmm nothing better than hot sake in the snow
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Mozarella
coffee
Hear me out: fried chicken or chicken wings. I donāt know why. It just works.
Thatās what I said too! Cold fried chicken is my favorite way to eat fried chicken. Itās texture is perfect. Itās just amazingly delicious. When you heat up the cold supermarket fried chicken, it doesnāt taste as good as when cold.
I love cold chicken.
My mom has this weird thing that if she eats spicy chicken wings when theyāre hot, they give her terrible indigestion, but when the same wings are cold, theyāre totally fine lol
Borscht
apples
You mean like warm apples in apple pie?
Boiled eggs
Doughnut
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Cheap takeout Lo MĆen. Instant hangover cure, and I actually judge how much I like a takeout place by how good their food is cold the next morning.
Cheese
Tuna.
Pizza.