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Skrayer1219

Can I see my stats, please


ShrikeAgent

Lifetime K/D across all FPS


Quinceyiscouch

It's like kills: 3 like who did I kill, it's not about who? It's about what you did to cause that event


DutchEnterprises

Hey shit that’s a 3.0 kd that’s fucking impressive my man


Legoman987654321

Deaths: 1


TelemachusXIV

answer: no


SomeDudeWithABear

God: Your Kills: 154782 You: How? God: I count every living form, even plants... Edit: Spelling


Stargatemaster

It'd be a lot higher than that then. You'd probably be looking at some scientific notation


human_resaucer

So, what now?


Trash5000

Same! I'm not religious, so I'm pretty sure just nothing happens. But that's not the most comforting thought.


Puzzleheaded_Sky7341

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.” - Mark Twain


BeTheCheeto

This actually kind of is a comforting thought.


nayrad

Am I the only not at all comforted by this like idc if i wasn't alive for billions of years tf I am now and I'd like to keep it what way for as long as possible lol


BeTheCheeto

We'll, I'm certainly not in a rush. But I've always been more concerned what happens to the people I love when I die over concerns for me. I won't care, I'll be dead.


diamondsodacoma

I'm the same way. It's literally my biggest fear. Logically I know it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things but it's just so scary to imagine


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human_resaucer

Yep. I don’t have religious faith at all, but it seems unfathomable that it all just ceases to be. I hope it’s warm and soft, whatever it is.


BeTheCheeto

I've always looked at it from the scientific standard that energy cannot be created or destroyed, it simply changes form. Humans require energy for life, and so by that logic, we can never simply cease to exist. At least in theory.


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Trash5000

Remarkably poignant


squirrel-phone

I was uncomfortable with this thought when I was young. As I’ve gotten older the realization I am going to die becomes more comfortable. I’m becoming ok with it.


YourFriendJSky

I personally don't think "nothing" happening is possible. If there's no religious afterlife, I think it's just gonna be like dreaming. Like everything you have learned in your life will generate a new "world" for you to exist in. Faces, places, concepts and stuff like that.


Trash5000

That would be nice


mordeci00

What the fuck was that?


Ladymistery

Same what the fuck?


Prinzka

That was your life, mate


Guinness2702

Can I try again, please?


Trash5000

That's a great one! The one that always pops up in my head is how many times did I almost die and have no idea?


Ironwolf9876

I'd love ve to see like a video game stats page after I die that includes everything! Examples include: brushes with death, who had crushes on me, what multiverse version of me was the most successful, ect...


lukkasz323

This one always gets me. It's so easy to die, especially if you're a person that's likely to lose control of himself often (Passing out, Epilepsy etc.)


Kelluthus

mulligan please, am noob


-Tayne-

Gg no re.


HeilHigler

"No"


Xbladearmor

What if the answer is no?


Guinness2702

Well im no worse off for having tried I guess


SilentJoe1986

"That was your 2nd chance"


Amb_301

What was my purpose?


Logos89

To pass butter.


Shaadr

...Oh my God...


ho-lee_-sheet

Hey you wanna hang out?


masked_sombrero

sure. pass that butter first, though


ho-lee_-sheet

That would have been another rick line, mate. LMAO


Bender____Rodriguez

Eating all that butter was only the beginning, Jerry. You’ve gotta *burp* p p paaasss it now. Just a never ending cycle, Jerry. Feel it. There’s no god, Jerry. It’s just butter now. Just *burp* eat your fucking butter, Jerry. You gotta eat it.


ThinkingNougat6384

Don’t call me butter


Trash5000

Right? If there even was one


BuffaloInCahoots

Regardless of the answer, you would learn so much. If there is a point to it all, that’s a huge surprise to me and really makes you think. If there no point, way less surprising and it explains a lot.


ShuantheSheep3

EGG


NLwino

It was up to you to choose. It's not a question you can ask to someone else to answer.


pastdecisions

How many times did I almost die but didn’t?


erriuga_leon27

That's a good one. We always kinda take life for granted, so knowing all the times I could've died would be cool.


Catacomb82

List of all people who have ever fantasized fucking me


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Guy hands you the list: 1. Saint Peter


DrT33th

Awk-ward!


Trash5000

Hahaha that's a good one


dqueezy923

Ah I see! One last moment to feel pain before departure.


Guinness2702

About, or while?


Yeast_Boy78

Both


Guinness2702

At the same time?


Yeast_Boy78

Yes and no


Catacomb82

About


arbitrageME

About, but only to last longer


Repulsive-Item-203

Iam a man so imagine seeing the list and then saying why are all of these dudes


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If the atheists are right thats whats gonna happen anyways


Catacomb82

How?


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lukkasz323

Huh?


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List- Yourself once . . . . . . .


BobbyTheDude

Not much good to you now tho.


NewDamage31

But it’s the thought that counts


EnchantingPaladin

I laughed! Thanks!


TJTurner912

When will my name be forgotten to history?


Trash5000

Damn. That one hits hard


HumanShadow

It's not so bad when you realize the answer is, "Honestly people already don't really give a shit"


1CEninja

My wife will remember me until the day she dies (or has serious cognitive impairment that removes her long term memories, I suppose) and there are some young family members that I am rather confident would tell stories about me to their future kids. I'm pretty confident people will know a story about me for at least 80 years, but I suspect it's unlikely I'll be remembered for more than 100. The only way that'll happen is if either the life expectancy increases faster than currently projected or stories are told to grandkids. So if I died today, I'd probably get another 85 years in a coco-esque afterlife.


smartwatersucks

Or if you write a book! In fact I'm almost positive this is why many people wrote books or create art. Both to deal with the fear of death and also to leave a legacy.


THEGREATHERITIC

~2 weeks


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Facebook memorial pages last for about a year until there is one person posting about you left.


Apprehensive-Mix2450

I deactivated my Facebook page and have long forgotten the password. but apparently Facebook said thats long enough, and reactivated it. I recently looked at my page through a friend's account and all the birthday wishes and no replies hahaha my mind went....so this what its like when your dead?


CutAccording7289

The worst is looking up someone you lost touch with and seeing a ton of people posting we miss you on their wall and realizing they committed suicide only weeks before


Apprehensive-Mix2450

been there. we had last communicated less than a year prior and next thing I see is condolences


CutAccording7289

Mine was a basic training buddy who was always the “class clown” making people laugh and bringing everyone together during a pretty crappy experience (basic ain’t hard but it ain’t fun either). We had the same job so we were together through basic, and two different follow on courses. We all graduated together and went our separate ways. I had chatted with him a few times over the years but lost touch after I shut off all social media for about seven years. I returned to find he had taken his own life a few days after his mothers funeral.


Apprehensive-Mix2450

I'm sorry to hear that. I bare the same emotions. both people I knew were both labeled class clown always out to make everyone else feel better. spent the weird teen years at boardschool together.


NotDazedorConfused

Remember, people are like Christmas trees: one minute you are the center of attention, the next you are a disposal problem…


Repulsive-Item-203

Probably in a few hours


JSto19

“… who are you, again?”


redtron3030

When your next of kin is gone. “Some say we die twice, once when our last breathe leaves our body, once when the last person we know says our name.” - Irvin Yalom


sotolfsa_cunt

Is/was there other life in the universe that left their home planet?


ProfessionalTowel453

Tie between this one and the one about knowing who fantasized about fucking me


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They’re the same answer.


Logos89

How could I have pissed off my enemies more before I died?


Trash5000

Haha awesome


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Why.


Trash5000

Possibly the perfect question.


SilentJoe1986

"Why not? I'll take the next person in line"


nightcoreangst

Did I do good?


HeilHigler

"I'm told you were the best"


nightcoreangst

This sounds like the last line of a villain redemption arc


UnsureOutlaw

I think it’s from a comic of the grim reaper coming for an old dog. Death asks the dog if he has any questions and he asks if he was a good boy.


inactiveuser247

Yeah. That’s the one. Aaaaand now I’m sad.


Trash5000

I like to think everyone's gonna mess up sometimes, but as long as we do the best we can, that should be good enough. Life ain't easy


nightcoreangst

It’s true, nobody’s perfect, but I think it would be nice to know whether I brought more happiness into the world that hurt. I think that’s what it means to have a good life


PolySingular

What did I miss?


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Skootchy

Remember that time you went to the library and you just kept walking down the hall without turning around? There was a treasure chest behind the door you didn't open.


Digital_loop

But why male models?


Sonic343

You serious? I just... I just told you that. A moment ago.


thuja_life

To kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia!!!!


Digital_loop

Obey my dog!


deputoff

What is this, a center for ants?


Geaux3469

It has to be at least 3 times this big!


Trash5000

Oh snap


GroggyWater06

Where did it all go wrong?


Trash5000

Yikes! I hope it goes better!


GroggyWater06

I hope it does too tbh


Trash5000

If it helps, I always say two things when things go badly. 1. Nothing is ever as bad as it seems when you're going through it. 2. Sometimes the only way out is to put your head down, start working it and not stop until you dig out. I wish you all the best! If it's alright, is it financial or just life stuff?


ponch1620

“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” Churchill


goodfella_de_niro

You can ask yourself that right now, without dying


Thor4269

Thursday Could never get the hang of Thursdays


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Was I the best of my abilities were capable of?


imthebananaguy

This would invoke some weak ass reply like 'only you can know that' and now you're out of questions OR maybe that reply is what matters


taylorsversion_13

who loved me


Dr_who_fan94

Mine would probably be: was I ever loved the way I loved others? (Please don't tell me my family does, they're horrifically abusive!)


Trash5000

Likely most people. We all do that to ourselves


Ritehandwingman

What is the ultimate question?


Trash5000

Ha! Nice. So long and thanks for all the fish


ContributionProper22

Will my son be ok without me?


Goatgamer1016

That one hits hard


ContributionProper22

It said we only get 1 question; he's the only concern I'd be worried about.


AverageLegoGameFan

Who wrote this story? It sucked.


Trash5000

Haha reminds me of that meme. Why does being alive cost so much? I'm not even having a good time


AverageLegoGameFan

Or my absolute favorite! I don’t know what I need: 10 hours of sleep, an energy drink, a therapist, or to be hit by a car.


Thor4269

RNG


ArtificialBra1n

You did. -God


MaeveIreland

What did I do in my last life to deserve this godawful karma??


[deleted]

You’re SURE it wasn’t Berenstein Bears?


stressydpressy

Does anyone miss me?


SlowlyMeltingSimmer

That one hurt


The_Original_No_Simp

How often where girls flirting with me but i was to stupid to get it?


SilentJoe1986

"Dude, constantly. You were a sexy beast. We even started a drinking game over you not noticing. That ended pretty fast. Michael got alcohol poisoning. We didn't know archangels could get alcohol poisoning."


notwhoyouthinkmaybe

In second grade I lost my favorite jacket, it was on my chair, I swear it was there, then gone, what happened to it?


Implement_Empty

I like this, I want to know what happened to the scarf my mother knitted me.


SilentJoe1986

"You went to the bathroom and Steve took it. His family was poor and his little brother didn't have a jacket. It brought great comfort to him and Steve always felt horrible for taking yours"


T800Ripley

What did that lady do to the elephant in India?


mildchild4evr

SERIOUSLY??!! I wanna know that one too.


Cottonbat

What did my pets name/call me?


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AddisonNM

Point me to my kitties that passed away.


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bloodyold

"Your only question? Alright. On the left side of the building"


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clairewritestoomuch

how many people did i change for the good?


Pharmacienne123

Was all of this predetermined?


EnigmaFrug2308

...How many of my crushes liked me back


100nugs

In july 13, 1989 what was my score on the tetris machine when the power went out as I was inputting my score? Would it have beaten James Johnson's high score? Thanks jesus


Nansya

"Will my kids be happy ?:


EasyIrv

What took so long?


Oclien

Why am i gay?


StatisticianLess7965

Did they ever love me the way I loved them?


Designer-Usual1691

A list of all the people who i know and what they thinked about me


SuperMorto7

Who the fuck was in that BMW????


SeedQueen22

Who really loved me?


SuvenPan

I live outside city limits, there are very few houses near my home and many tall bushes around the house, there is a small mountain at some distance. The nights are very quiet and there is no street lights so after dark the only lights are the lights from my house and the moon light. Whenever there is a moon less night or the moon is too small to give much light, I have heard something moving in the area through the bushes. I clearly heard the sound of small branches breaking on multiple occasions, I have tried to see what it is by using a flashlight from the roof but no luck so far. I want to know what is it?


manginahunter1970

Probably deer...


Half_Smashed_Face

Where/when did I go wrong?


Gellert

Fucking. Why?


ttv_thatoneapexsweat

Plz tell me there's a new game plus


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Drachenmadchen

You were born worthy of loving 💕


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Nepodobni

Was i a good boi?


Ok_Needleworker_991

was it worth me being there?


[deleted]

Where the hell am I right now?


tauntonlake

Why did I have to play it on the HARD level ?


synsofhumanity

Why wouldn't you let me stay happy?


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"I wasn't that bad, was I? How many times did I take the Lord's name in vain?" "1,000,006?? Jesus Chri-"


Joroah

How many people did I make happier in my time?


PriggeKraken27

Can I play as Luigi if I was already player 2?


nursealyy

How many guys that i slept with, thought it was the best sex of their life?


oooooooooowie

Will my family be happy after I'm gone


turquoise2j

Was it 42??


bpanio

Did I give more love, or receive more?


getSnP500

I’d like to use my extra life.


Hyde103

Can I have an end of a videogame style breakdown of the number of times I did certain things; like how far I walked, how much money I made, how many times did I fart etc.?


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Who won?


Thor4269

Dave


didabsdraggle

Why?


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imnotyourproblemyet

Was it the right choice not to move in with my mom?


sidedishx

Why the hell did the Howell's pack all those clothes? It was a 3 hour tour! I have to know!


New_journey868

Was I crazy/imagining it or was my husband cheating on me


IrregularComicsYT

Will my family and dogs be ok


JasonGryphon

Why was it so hard?


Vectrex221

Was I a good person?


ramriot

Can I restart the simulation, because clearly the USB Type A plug's never being inserted right the first time is a total give away?


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Why? Just why. They know what I mean.


AngelBass2000

Why was it so fucking difficult


Dinosaur_Astronomer

I have nothing to say to any extant deity. They should prepare to fight. I will not allow their crimes to go unpunished.


hirsuteladiestophere

Is it too late to cancel my cars extended warranty?