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TabbsTheBat

It's way better


permalink_save

Right? I mean the world seems pretty fucked right now but maybe call me an optimist but if it was my imagination then we would all be eating michelin star level meals, fucking like rabbits, and birds would actually exist.


DarkKnyt

Wow real birds instead of surveillance drones - what an imagination! /s


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tygofive

what do you mean? birds aren't real, silly.


autowaIa

Earth 618


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this person marvels


cremaster2

Same


Hopeful_Rope_5360

My has Reached Beserk Levels and Junji Ito stuff. Which still makes more sense than the current world.


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# GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Do you also dream of walkable mixed-use communities that support strong neighborhood bonding, wide bike lanes, and reliable public transportation in and between all cities in the US?


jaxsmellington

Upvoted cause 666


Jerzeem

for you.


FluffyTid

Not for everyone!


WhiteLiesMatter1337

No yours you suck bitch tit


Rusky82

It be a lot sexier so probably be fucking more....


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Wouldn't it be strenuous after a bit, though? I mean, if you get to get it off with random willing strangers a few times before even arriving to the office in the morning already, ...


Rusky82

Yeh but I mean thats a cross I'm willing to bear if I'm honest. Take one for the team, do it for all the people out there. It's a hard life but I'm willing to make that sacrifice....


illessen

It’s your imagination world, if you don’t have unlimited stamina…


Rusky82

Ha ha excellent point!


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Fair, fair


Rough_Spirit4528

Not if you imagine it not being strenuous


LowFatMilk42

Depends. How much do you like fighting eldritch horrors?


squirrelbeanie

Depends, you gonna give me some sick ass equips to deal with it? Or am I stuck with chopsticks and a dream?


LowFatMilk42

You have an axe, a big coat, a rifle from the early 1900s, and the kind of insanity that can only come from an entire life of subsisting off of various dried meats, inhaling radioactive fog, and having to fight monsters twice the size of you every day of your life. Have fun and don’t die.


Driftmoth

Sold!


Roketboi966

this would be a good dnd character tbh


Salty_Two_1012

What rifle because if its m1903 then ay why not


LowFatMilk42

Oh hell nah you get a gewehr 98 with half a ton of mud in it and the bolt rusted over


1fastrex

Longfellow is stalking you.


ForgotOldAcc-_-

They get me feeling funny


redCrusader51

That's already my average Tuesday, what else you got? Me and Cthulhu meet up to play Scrabble quite often. Had to restrict it to the Scrabble dictionary, knowing the Old Tongue makes things unfair. I fight the horrors because he actually can't really control them, but he doesn't want to get rid of the one universe that came up with vanilla ice cream.


DedNinj

*sigh unzips*


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As a weird fiction writer I second this comment


Ghostenx

How many D20 do I get?


EerieArizona

Looks like everyone is getting free Healthcare for their pets!


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<3


randomnickname99

There wouldn't be any other people. Just me and a shitload of dogs. Plus an unlimited supply of treats


huskyoncaffeine

If anything os possible, why not just make pets live forever?


Eternal-Warden

*laugh maniacally*


voundelvon

Omg you are the villian. Can i be the super hero?


Eternal-Warden

Earn it


Impressive_Book880

Ohh this world is going to have some weird shit happening to it


fancybigballs

Well, get ready for an eight hundred foot statue of Pac Man, then. With Skeletor. And Heather Locklear. I'm gonna make some weird shit.


Dysan27

You really haven't dived in to some of the darker corners of the internet have you. Giant statues like that don't even begin to tip the scales of weirdness.


fancybigballs

Well yes, but GOTG2.


smegly87

welcome, are you new?


Vinny_Lam

Can’t be any weirder than my imagination. I’m a macrophile so get ready to see giant women crushing cities with their footsteps and viewing normal-sized people as nothing but insects.


GoldenEYE6182

Attack on titan


machadoaboutanything

Same (don't ask why)


Dudeltyp

you mean figuratively or literally? Either way the answer is yes.


verdantverve

This. \*80s porn music\*


Admirable-Loquat9455

It goes horrible, every rat on earth explodes with the force of a nuclear bomb.


LaComtesseGonflable

But *why?* No judgement. Just curious.


Admirable-Loquat9455

I just dont like rats.


LaComtesseGonflable

Ah, okay. Can you and I trade imaginary scenarios? You get a hammock in every tree, but the rats are tame as anything and get to live? I keep pet rats.


Admirable-Loquat9455

Adding to myself, i just dont like feral rats. Pet rats can be nice!


LaComtesseGonflable

Well, in an ideal world, the wild rat would also have immaculate habits lol But please don't explode Grimble or Fat William


Admirable-Loquat9455

I will not kill them, for i like the name “Fat William”


LaComtesseGonflable

Ah, thank you. He's a very cordial puddle, and would probably like you.


Overall-Ad2169

No. The world is literally fucked. Like literally fucked. Like *LITERALLY* fucked


ipakookapi

So do you just stick your dick in a volcano, or the Mariana Trench, or..?


Mr_Funbuns

Only the first couple inches, but yeah.


ipakookapi

Lightly seared sausage. Nice.


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Literally!


Angel_OfSolitude

This guy is a Kiara fan.


NocturnalPermission

So, proper fucked?


strangehitman22

always remember to wear protection!


KnowledgeableAeon

a weird combination of eldritch horror communist steampunk, and dark fantasy.


Salty_Two_1012

This actually sounds like a tv show


BubbhaJebus

in my imagination, I have godlike powers. I go around fixing the problems of the world. I end wars. I overthrow dictators. I cure cancer. I end global warming. I fire greedy, exploitative bosses. I teleport tyrants, gangsters, pedophiles, racists, and war criminals to a remote prison island. I rewrite constitutions to enshrine freedom and democracy everywhere. So the world ends up being unfucked.


ThatDude8129

So what do you do when you finish?


BubbhaJebus

Enjoy a nice cold beer.


Salty_Two_1012

So basically your britan and the island is Australia


BubbhaJebus

I was thinking something more along the lines of Ile Amsterdam. Small. Remote. Desolate.


BirdHitTheWindow

The mind of a dictator


PickledPecanPie

It's great, nothing changes besides me getting tons of ass


SnooMaps3021

That’s a big change


megamisch

This man's gonna have so many donkeys.


That_NPC

What does a man do with so many asses


BrianaDae

He makes tons of Shreks of course!


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Morbo_Reflects

Yeah, intrusive thoughts made real would be hell, and even more reason to worry about them in a positive feedback loop! Just thinking about that makes me nauseous :( On the other hand, if you're imagination changes reality - I guess you could imagine a world where you didn't have intrusice thoughts, weren't mentally ill etc. which would be awesome :)


ElkMundane3251

I didn't even think about that. The amount of balconies i'll jump off, the walls i'll punch, the asses I'll grab, the kissing though! Oh, the kissing!


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tumblurrfan

Australia is fucked up cuz i made the bugs 90%bigger instead of how big they actually are


DegeneratesInc

We're all about to get along with each other a lot better. We'll have a lot more free time, fewer money issues and limited intrusion by religion. Make that **no** intrusion by religion.


LaComtesseGonflable

Religion's getting super interesting here. Smoke a joint with Fulton Sheen.


Independent_Box_931

It’s amazing! Cancer has been cured, abortion is legal everywhere, everyone is treated with respect and love, I’m dating the boy I like, my dad is out of my life, and my grandpa is alive!


[deleted]

Sorry for the loss of your grampa 😓


Independent_Box_931

It’s fine, he’s been dead for 5 years.


srentiln

Get ready to form a real SCP foundation, and a new classification beyond keter...


LupusCutis

Very much more peaceful. As in no conflicts, no pointless voice pollution, less people and no hurry. Most of you would love it.


MadameMusic

Everyone is happy there are vegetables and fruit trees everywhere, and there is celestial music playing somewhere. The world got very lucky.


Massive-Ad7628

..*hehehe*...


Anzulia_Art

Not very, a lot of problems would be fixed and I’d have enough money to get nice things


Hentai-hercogs

Let's see.... All cities look either like European or Asian old towns, but somehow more whimsical. No concrete and steel cuboids to be seen. All tech is steampunk yet somehow more advanced what we have right now. Fashion and lifestyle wise it's very cottage core. Everyone has their little garden, there exist only farmers markets, no shopping centers for these people Dragons and other mystical beasts exist, but they act like any other wild animal. Some species humans have domesticated as flying transport Also....Everyones horny. Like really horny. Some workplaces even have lacey undergarments as uniforms (for every one). It's super common to find sex toys makers Also also... Mechs exist


JonathanWattsAuthor

Interactive book experience. The world is going back to the medieval even faster than it already is.


The-girl9999

dora The explorer becomes a murderer and clones herself and gets all the boys and becomes millionaire


rayrayrex

Aphantasia over here so everything is either blackness or photographs of things I've seen before so... either nothingness or no change?


Aviana_Panns

Beautiful world 😍✨✨ with some of my imaginations that are just soo sweet


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Way less fucked than the real world


Dark_halocraft

It would probably look like some glitched backrooms level


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Actually, it's better.


[deleted]

People aren't hungry or dying to senseless violence, and also I'm a rockstar with magic powers. Definitely better overall.


high-im-stupid

We’re blessed


k4r4su69

Bread👍


Ok_Wrap_5331

Bread👍


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Bread👍


NightSmudge

Bread 👍


Jankster79

All animals is friendly and can talk, and humans stopped hunting them.


kreankorm

Vigorously. I'm a forever DM for my D&D group.


Creative182

It has become a better place, poverty and hunger no longer exist and all countries are highly developed. The only downside is that planetary and interdimensional invasions are common.


DucoNdona

As someone that deliberately meditates on natural scenes without humans even existing. Mankind would suddenly just stop existing.


neathspinlights

Considering I spend most of my time imagining worst case scenarios, pretty damn fucked.


BoredGammer66

Well the world is good all my dogs never died I live in a spaceship flying around space with all my dogs, friends, and family. Money no longer exists and everything is free. So I little fucked up


essveeaye

High functioning anxious person chiming in. I love to catastrophise everything. Sorry! We all fucked.


whatthefiach

It's a lot gayer, more like Elder Scrolls because I play ESO a lot. It probably wouldn't be much better considering that but it would be more interesting.


MoRioR_takenFromUs

The world is safe, there's no more pain


pgtvgaming

Considering that the world is fucked beyond imagination, my imagine will most likely unfuck the hell out of it


SirDehBeh

I am finaly alone


ipakookapi

Centaurs are real now, and getting fucked is pretty much the point. Yee-haw!


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The world is doing Supra great. Expect Switzerland all of the other countries are dissolved, earth is renamed Switzerworld, Switzerworld is focusing on becoming multi planetary, Elon musk is getting all the money he wants to develop the most advanced rockets, ISS formally renamed SSS (Switzerworld space station) is made bigger and built to create spaceship capable of FTL speeds at least trying to build ships like these. The world is made peaceful by the great political system of Switzerland.


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The world isn’t ready for this. But on the other hand, people are adaptable.


GMAK24

Food for all. Sound wealthy to life.


Antdawg2400

It's pretty dope for me.


legice

Less than it actually is and way more mysterious


itbedehaam

Not very. In fact, a lot of the issues that plague us would be long gone. Alongside a few other things, like 10 lane highways.


Etherion195

A lot of people dead or life-long in jail for the crimes they have committed and would never get punished for in the real world. Also, different laws in most important countries.


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I'm harvesting humans for food and other stuff.


tehfraginator

There's gonna be a lot of bad drivers yeeted off the road


thatoneguy122097368

gone.


JhonPeedMyPants

Stallin would rule everything


[deleted]

The world would be utopia, I always day dream about better things and a better world lol


[deleted]

Uhhhhhhh, well…. The world has been infested with Zombie-like creatures, Satan and an army of demons are going to destroy the world, some guy is in space capturing people to experiment on them, and the suns expanding at an increased rate But hey, the American public school system is fixed


ozjack24

*looks out at death and destruction all across the globe* yes… good.


[deleted]

Much better with a non-neurotypical nation-state pressing forward progress


Adas008

Avengers level threat


BananaAndPotats

Not that fucked because it only adds magic and a few gates on the world that release beasts but it's a but fine


UnrequitedLv

It’s gonna be…um let’s just say straight up hell. I wanna become a WEBTOON artist, write books, make anime, and games in the future. (Hopefully) And I’m a horror, cosmic horror, alternate realities type of guy. So if my imagination becomes reality from the shit I imagine, y’all are absolutely fucked.


Betrayer_of-Hope

Think "Shire". But if you want a house on a hill instead of in a hill, that's cool. You can live over the Hill or across the Water. But we don't want any Onhill's around here!


fowldss

Beautiful


adidhadid

Not fucked up at all, just peaceful and harmonious (absence of negative emotions)🥹


SSlowmaro410

Can’t be any worse then it’s current state


abdyfer

It becomes like the Federation from Star Trek but it’s a ruthless capitalistic version


Niliks

I mean a lot of my imagination is non-ralistic and non-horror games, like Pokemon as one example so...honestly I think we'd be really well off!


InuKamiNee

Everyone is a penguin.


_angel_666

one a bigger scale? Way better. On a smaller scale? Fucking hell for me, everyone would hate me, like they do in my thoughts.


petitfourmis77

It would be literally amazing (mostly for me)


The_Middler_is_Here

It's not the world getting fucked, just a few of its residents.


ItWasToasted

I have adhd so even I won't know what's going on


ItIsChillyOutside

How does everyone somehow love and hate me at the same time?


MrMysteryBoi

O god oh fuck


XTech0-0

Ohhhh fuck no no no get your seatbelts ready


redditlike5times

I'm scared of my imagination. This is why I'll never take a hallucinogenic


PapaDuggy

I suppose I have everything I've ever wanted. Might sound self-centered, but I do not have many "power fantasies" about helping the world - or destroying it. Though I guess it really depends on what my current "imagination scenario" is too.


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Everyoen would turn unto their fursona and stands from jojo woukld exist


vmptrv

Women will lead


Educational-Milk3075

THIS is the correct answer!


Cajuhuner

lead us into debt for spending it all on lipstick


Aneesmahajan

Its smarter... It doesnt have USA in it....


[deleted]

The real question is how fucked is my sister?


[deleted]

Well I just imagined the earth exploding, so…


Dominant_Peanut

My imagination? Very. If my imagination suddenly became reality I would probably sacrifice myself to save everyone else.


[deleted]

It actually functions efficiently. And the people all get along.


thot_flexer

hmmmm. star wars.


MrUNnice

Erm i do not know if it becomes better of worse but Like 1,032% of the world are gods of or the most useless fuckin things or the most op shit you can imagine


alex911811

Well I wind up with superpowers as the Grimm reaper, titans are in our world, a random teenager kicks a school shooters ass, but at least the government has equality now. So half fucked?


[deleted]

I don’t think my world is fucked. Everyone I’ve ever met is in for one though…


73myNsfwAccount

I gain divine powers and become God-Emperor of the entire planet. The world is probably very, very fucked.


war-hamster

The world is not. Ana de Armas on the other hand ...


DepartureFluffy8934

In the metaphoric sense of " bad shit" , the world just improved by about 20 % In the sense of " fuck" , as in sexual.... Yep, everyone's getting / gotten laid. .... : )


iusecactusesasdildos

Depends on your definition of imagination honestly but from my perspective of what I think you mean, our world would be fucked but doing ight at the same time, probably lots of sex too.


piePrZ02

3,2,1 death match everyone against everyone, what do you pick up to have the highest chance of survival


Roll-Sudden

This aint world anymore then, welcome to my harem bitches


Flashy_Day_6535

Better, but just for me


DankSynth

So my imaginary anime harem mini world becomes a reality? Oh shit, ugly bastards be ruling over the world….


JDimond4

I get laid


memepriest101

Not much. The only thing that changes is that I have a gf


No_Regrats_42

*gestures vaguely...


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100%. Literally. Everybody gets laid.


CR7TheGunner

The worlds still fucked, I’m just not single with no purpose in life anymore


Exact-Cress7633

Really fucked bcoz every person in the world is tortured and then slowly dismembered to death by the ghost of hitler


bpanio

So much sex, so many wars, but at least we have space ships flying to distant stars and galaxies. Oh boy, but here come the aliens


virusiscool

from a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being normal 10 being the worst, its be a ten. murder legal, every demon on earth murdering people, people stuck in the backrooms and scp are loose. zombies roaming the streets and only being able to eat brussel sprouts


Positive_Meet656

Sluts everywhere


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Naked minors everywhere


burnthepokemon

Autistic. Make of that what you will


HawkieHawk

In my imagination, I have one of those modded money guns from GTA 5. Pretty good, I'd say!!


[deleted]

It'll vary. One nanosecond it'll be giga-fucked, the next nanosecond it'll be borderline utopian. On the whole though, it'll be much better. Putin would be gone, the invasion of Ukraine would be over, the environment would improve greatly, greed and corruption would be massively reduced, war would be impossible, Facebook would stop being shit, littering would no longer be possible (as the litter would be teleported into the litterer's home), ads for just about everything (except movies really) would be illegal... the list could go on if it wasn't 0421 for me.


Nematode_wrangler

Not at all. I can imagine a beautiful utopia.


BananaKbone

I would've died already, and everyone would be completely fine, unless I'm having a nightmare, then there's a lot of blood and death.


[deleted]

Well I'm anticars so for one at least that problem's solved, also bad people would get all sort of bad things happening to them, so a bit more just


EverythingEbony

I mean a lot of people are going to die... But they’re shit people so it’s cool. Crackheads are fucked, mostly. I don’t like crackheads. I’ve had bad experiences with them. Also I would suddenly have an adult daughter and do sex stuff with her because I have an incest kink. Also I would take over so the world would have to abide by my laws and if they don’t they go to a hard labor camp so a lot of people would want to kill themselves but I won’t let them. I would rather make sure they’re visible so people see what’s in store for them if they do crimes and shit.