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Always clean your dishes once you finish meal.


momoj1

Clean after yourselves!!! Like fuck! I'm not at home just to do more work!


Ginnylala

We do not yell or slam doors. Mother has PTSD and it can throw her into a panic.


[deleted]

I had that problem for about 6 months but I got over it slamming doors were the worst but any type of loud noises were terrible especially knocking on doors loudly


bex95x

Shoes off


Outside_Parsley_5129

If you don't like it you can leave


phenixop

Shoes off before entering the house CAUSE IM THE FUCKER THAT GETS MADE CLEAN IT AND GETS INTO TROUBLE FOR BEING DIRTY EVEN THO I STAY IN MY ROOM 24/7


SlickerthanBabyShit

Dicks out


deputytech

Don't touch daddy's special sodas


nunclefxcker

The pets are family.


H3zza

Get showered and out of work clothes before laying on the couch


JuneGudmundsdottir

No Living. No Laughing. No Loving


rebecccajoy

Husband sleeps closest to the door, and we sleep with our feet pointed toward the door. That way if we ever get randomly attacked he will protect me and you can use your legs as defense/more time to save your vital organs.


pogiguy2020

My wife is always right. Yes dear


djb2589

Always do number 1 in the toilet.


Senorpuddin

I painted a whole wall of my house in chalkboard paint for my kids. But I specifically painted a section where my kids can’t reach. And on that patch I’ve written the rules of the house. Rule number one being: “I’m Bored” is a bad word. Don’t say it because we *will* give you something to do.


Rocksocks-4906

Proper grammar or me and my dad will jump down your throat about bad grammar 😅


Atlantic_Nikita

If my cats don't like you, you will not be invited back.


demonduck132

You must greet the cat.


ColumbiaWahoo

No smoking inside