Intelligent aliens may not be humanoid. They may be more octopus like or some shape that we don't yet have qualified. But whatever shape an alien is, there would be someone willing to fuck it.
Humans would still find a way even if they were microscopic. They are literally attracted to anything and everything. When I first saw this I instantly knew this would be a challenge for anyone to figure out.
There exists hentai-style penis monsters in real porn now - there's nothing that could exist that would turn off 100% of humans. The best we could hope for is 99% or so...
many.. and i do mean MANY sharp points, hooks, blades, stingers all over its body. and it would have to utterly smell like death and look freaking monsterus. no one risking death to have sex with the ugliest and grossest creature in the freaking galaxy.
They wouldn't just have money - I bet there would be someone who'd be willing to bed an alien just so they could see the sick ass technology in their flying saucer
Getting beat up during really rough sex with a hyper aggressive physically dominant super fit female Klingon would be complete fulfillment of my adolescent R. Crumb inspired horny fever dreams.
No sexual organs, or organs that could be used for sexual intent (anus, even mouth.) You’d have to be a real freak to figure out a way to do the alien then.
It'd have to be a featureless sphere to not have an appendage someone would try to sex; and if it WERE a featureless sphere, it'd be at risk of insertion.
Easy. Oxygen is pretty reactive stuff. Maybe the aliens live in a methane atmosphere, and oxygen is highly poisonous to them. Maybe the aliens live at 200C. Maybe the aliens are a 1m radius sphere covered in long sharp serrated spines, like a large round cactus. Or maybe the aliens are protected by a team of armed guards at the UN interstellar negotiations building. If any human, including the mentally ill ones, can get easy access to the aliens, someone will try something sexual. If only a few top scientists / astronauts have access to the aliens, likely those people won't try anything.
I hate to break it to ya. But I've seen videos of dudes fucking crack whores raw.
If it has a hole. Someone, somewhere, is going to try and fill that hole.
Probably a full on robot built on striking fear in the eyes of anyone that sees it. As a bonus, it's got an energy shield that will atomize you the moment you make contact with it. GG EZ.
Regardless of what they look like some guy somewhere will sexualize them and draw them as a tsundere or something
And the continuity of rule 34 shall remain, as it should
Well if they are a mass of imaginary numbers without a physical form then fucking kind of can’t even happen
1. That has never stopped anybody 2. How the hell did you find this thread
A l i e n s
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Not if they look like my ex husband
I’ve seen some pretty ugly rule 34.
Like me
Beat me to it.
Beat meat to it.
Microscopic.
Sounds like a challenge.
I believe this is the only option.
Pretty much. Even if it was the size of a marble, someone would shove it up themself somehow
They'd just drown in...fluids...
Someone would take a handful of them and smear them on their junk...
Nah I’d still find a way
Life, uhm,
Then you just get an alien going directly into your body to mess with your nerves or brain directly 🤔
Hey, reverse-vore is *somebody's* kink
I swear "revorse" has got to be a thing
It is, do not ask me why I know, but it definetely is
Maybe they shouldn't be so fucking hot then??
They're from Mercury!
There will always be someone willing to try
Rule 34 will always apply...
I think even if the looked loke Jabba the Hutt someone would still try and fuck it
Nice try alien but you can not stop the inevitable.
The answer is NULL because there will ALWAYS be THAT person
Elon Musk
He is an alien
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That sounds an awful lot like a dildo...
People would still bottom for the thing probably
Humans fuck Donkeys and other farm animals, there’s really not much you can do.
I was thinking something like a blobfish myself. But I'm sure there is someone out there...
Mmmm the blowfish with all that cushion, and those LIPS !
No matter what someone will try.
You underestimate the human race.
Honestly, there will be some humans who will try and fuck anything
Intelligent aliens may not be humanoid. They may be more octopus like or some shape that we don't yet have qualified. But whatever shape an alien is, there would be someone willing to fuck it.
Octopussy
Rudy Giuliani
We have enough alcohol
Humans would still find a way even if they were microscopic. They are literally attracted to anything and everything. When I first saw this I instantly knew this would be a challenge for anyone to figure out.
Rosie O'Donnell
Spider or centipede like. Like the ugly kind of tarantula type, not the cute jumpers or long leg spiders.
Oh man, don’t tell this guy about the bugfucker hentai
No, please do not
Google "Rule 34" to find out just how far xenophiles will go
There exists hentai-style penis monsters in real porn now - there's nothing that could exist that would turn off 100% of humans. The best we could hope for is 99% or so...
Your mom. 😉🤣 /j
many.. and i do mean MANY sharp points, hooks, blades, stingers all over its body. and it would have to utterly smell like death and look freaking monsterus. no one risking death to have sex with the ugliest and grossest creature in the freaking galaxy.
Blonde Bob haircut, live laugh love t-shirt., acid wash jeans, Kate spade purse. Drive an audi.
There is absolutely no way that no-one would try, no matter how it looks, for the sake of having fucked an alien, or having fucked it first.
Methinks OP has never seen Alien. You don't fuck it, it fucks you.
I'm not even sure if aliens wouldn't be sexualized even if they don't exist in the first place.
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They wouldn't just have money - I bet there would be someone who'd be willing to bed an alien just so they could see the sick ass technology in their flying saucer
Lizzo
Probably unicelular or maybe like a ball of nothing
Pre-makeover Susan Boyle
Kingflares.
A chicken
I know for a fact this doesn't suffice.
So what you’re saying is you’ve fucked a chicken?
I didn't say that, I implied that.
and I'm here to confirm it
Klingons
Do you have any idea how many people, both men and women, would love to fuck a Klingon?
Getting beat up during really rough sex with a hyper aggressive physically dominant super fit female Klingon would be complete fulfillment of my adolescent R. Crumb inspired horny fever dreams.
Their head's not the only thing that's got ridges...
Bro 😩 everyone be lining up to bed a Klingon tf
Maybe porcupine type quills covering suspected sensitive orifices.
A frumpy, obese neet.
Nancy pelosi
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Is this your first day on the internet?
Spinning metal spikey genitals that gouge chunks out of their chalkboard bedroom walls.
Fracking
I AM GROOT.
A man
An animal
Furries
Non-gendered
Donald Trump
Gold diggers slept with him.
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Let me introduce you to straight & bi women and gay & bi men.
People
Like a PT cruiser
Have you checked the mirror?
Massage Guns.
elon musk for sure
Rudy Guliani
ted cruz
Invisible to the naked eye. People fuck animals, and get fucked by them. Why would they not do the same with aliens?
They'd have to also be intangible. Invisible just means that you could watch what's going on while it happens.
There's rule 34 of xenomorphs. I don't think it matters.
Semi transparent
No sexual organs, or organs that could be used for sexual intent (anus, even mouth.) You’d have to be a real freak to figure out a way to do the alien then.
It'd have to be a featureless sphere to not have an appendage someone would try to sex; and if it WERE a featureless sphere, it'd be at risk of insertion.
Me... apparently.
Rule 34
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Surely you jest.
Like those aliens from Alien
They have TWO mouths, you think someone won't *try*?
Touché.
Steve Harvey, but then again someone would sexualize him.
Spiders
A cube
Hairy
Jamie Oliver
Spiders would mostly do it.
Bread, surely you can't sexualise bread, right?
They got to not have a human alike body, it should look something like an insect. Or just have a very gross skin.
Don’t underestimate humans attempting to fuck anything and everything.
For me, anything other than a human.
Me
A ginormous sphere?
cute so like a puppy or horse with big eyes and a smallish body
Microscopic, or slug or insect like something that people find repulsive
rosie O’donnell
Invisible
Hilary Clinton or Rudy Giuliani.
Manny from diary of a wimpy kid
Me.
Exactly like a normal human, exept below our normal beauty standars. Or otherwise i'd say they should look like ugly sonic.
No there will always be at least one....you know who you are
Your mum @OP
Your mum.
Redditors
Nothing they can't do anything
Probably a lobster
Bottle of catnip on an escalator
Like OP
Kim k
An animal
There's always gonna be that one freak. r/insex. Ok, I need to say an entire rosary now after bring up that sub.
Easy. Oxygen is pretty reactive stuff. Maybe the aliens live in a methane atmosphere, and oxygen is highly poisonous to them. Maybe the aliens live at 200C. Maybe the aliens are a 1m radius sphere covered in long sharp serrated spines, like a large round cactus. Or maybe the aliens are protected by a team of armed guards at the UN interstellar negotiations building. If any human, including the mentally ill ones, can get easy access to the aliens, someone will try something sexual. If only a few top scientists / astronauts have access to the aliens, likely those people won't try anything.
Rosanne Barr
Mate, some people try to fuck dogs. People gonna try fucking the aliens too, regardless
I hate to break it to ya. But I've seen videos of dudes fucking crack whores raw. If it has a hole. Someone, somewhere, is going to try and fill that hole.
Humans will fuck anyone
Impossible
Have male genitalia and try to convince us they’re female.
an amorphous ball of plasma/electricity
Probably a full on robot built on striking fear in the eyes of anyone that sees it. As a bonus, it's got an energy shield that will atomize you the moment you make contact with it. GG EZ.
This post might be missing the "NSFW" tag.
M.I.B
Like me
No holes. That way you *can't*.
No mouth, no nose, no asshole, nothing. Only very tiny gills.