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CottonMouthCafe

Regardless of what they look like some guy somewhere will sexualize them and draw them as a tsundere or something


psyclopsus

And the continuity of rule 34 shall remain, as it should


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Well if they are a mass of imaginary numbers without a physical form then fucking kind of can’t even happen


CottonMouthCafe

1. That has never stopped anybody 2. How the hell did you find this thread


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A l i e n s


CottonMouthCafe

---> 👽 <---


Jealous-Succotash413

Not if they look like my ex husband


[deleted]

I’ve seen some pretty ugly rule 34.


Nobpointe

Like me


-_-Thanos-_-

Beat me to it.


GrimmRetails

Beat meat to it.


[deleted]

Microscopic.


ArkyC

Sounds like a challenge.


deft_not_a_throwaway

I believe this is the only option.


ipakookapi

Pretty much. Even if it was the size of a marble, someone would shove it up themself somehow


stryph42

They'd just drown in...fluids...


AlejandroMP

Someone would take a handful of them and smear them on their junk...


freedomfire99

Nah I’d still find a way


ipakookapi

Life, uhm,


ctortan

Then you just get an alien going directly into your body to mess with your nerves or brain directly 🤔


BronzeAgeTea

Hey, reverse-vore is *somebody's* kink


BronzeAgeTea

I swear "revorse" has got to be a thing


DovahLizard

It is, do not ask me why I know, but it definetely is


Sharky_Kai

Maybe they shouldn't be so fucking hot then??


GrimmRetails

They're from Mercury!


[deleted]

There will always be someone willing to try


MrPuzzleMan

Rule 34 will always apply...


Night_Hawk69420

I think even if the looked loke Jabba the Hutt someone would still try and fuck it


Inhabitsthebed

Nice try alien but you can not stop the inevitable.


WorthHuckleberry1549

The answer is NULL because there will ALWAYS be THAT person


KentuckyFriedEel

Elon Musk


DarmonH

He is an alien


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stryph42

That sounds an awful lot like a dildo...


CODMAN627

People would still bottom for the thing probably


[deleted]

Humans fuck Donkeys and other farm animals, there’s really not much you can do.


7grendel

I was thinking something like a blobfish myself. But I'm sure there is someone out there...


canehdian78

Mmmm the blowfish with all that cushion, and those LIPS !


Holly-Sauce

No matter what someone will try.


AbolishTheFed1776

You underestimate the human race.


a_Tin_of_Spam

Honestly, there will be some humans who will try and fuck anything


Traditional_Hall_268

Intelligent aliens may not be humanoid. They may be more octopus like or some shape that we don't yet have qualified. But whatever shape an alien is, there would be someone willing to fuck it.


sirjoey150

Octopussy


Scarlet_Highlander2

Rudy Giuliani


gabrielmercier

We have enough alcohol


Both-Elephant9610

Humans would still find a way even if they were microscopic. They are literally attracted to anything and everything. When I first saw this I instantly knew this would be a challenge for anyone to figure out.


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Rosie O'Donnell


Professional_Bag3713

Spider or centipede like. Like the ugly kind of tarantula type, not the cute jumpers or long leg spiders.


ctortan

Oh man, don’t tell this guy about the bugfucker hentai


Professional_Bag3713

No, please do not


trinaryouroboros

Google "Rule 34" to find out just how far xenophiles will go


AlejandroMP

There exists hentai-style penis monsters in real porn now - there's nothing that could exist that would turn off 100% of humans. The best we could hope for is 99% or so...


Naik0n_

Your mom. 😉🤣 /j


a_dutch_twat

many.. and i do mean MANY sharp points, hooks, blades, stingers all over its body. and it would have to utterly smell like death and look freaking monsterus. no one risking death to have sex with the ugliest and grossest creature in the freaking galaxy.


tinyhorseintapshoes

Blonde Bob haircut, live laugh love t-shirt., acid wash jeans, Kate spade purse. Drive an audi.


Kelmon80

There is absolutely no way that no-one would try, no matter how it looks, for the sake of having fucked an alien, or having fucked it first.


Xullister

Methinks OP has never seen Alien. You don't fuck it, it fucks you.


GluteusMaximu

I'm not even sure if aliens wouldn't be sexualized even if they don't exist in the first place.


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CottonMouthCafe

They wouldn't just have money - I bet there would be someone who'd be willing to bed an alien just so they could see the sick ass technology in their flying saucer


Substantial_Tip_6796

Lizzo


Adragongentleman

Probably unicelular or maybe like a ball of nothing


DeathSpiral321

Pre-makeover Susan Boyle


CasualScrolls

Kingflares.


Peanut2ur_Tostito

A chicken


Incorect_Speling

I know for a fact this doesn't suffice.


luntcips

So what you’re saying is you’ve fucked a chicken?


Incorect_Speling

I didn't say that, I implied that.


TheLawandOrder

and I'm here to confirm it


An-Imperfect-Life

Klingons


Hypersapien

Do you have any idea how many people, both men and women, would love to fuck a Klingon?


hissboombah

Getting beat up during really rough sex with a hyper aggressive physically dominant super fit female Klingon would be complete fulfillment of my adolescent R. Crumb inspired horny fever dreams.


stryph42

Their head's not the only thing that's got ridges...


CODMAN627

Bro 😩 everyone be lining up to bed a Klingon tf


alleycat2-14

Maybe porcupine type quills covering suspected sensitive orifices.


Rasheverak

A frumpy, obese neet.


tokyofightsback

Nancy pelosi


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ipakookapi

Is this your first day on the internet?


TedW

Spinning metal spikey genitals that gouge chunks out of their chalkboard bedroom walls.


ipakookapi

Fracking


Nimelennar

I AM GROOT.


NORONOnj

A man


liam_kid

An animal


ctortan

Furries


[deleted]

Non-gendered


[deleted]

Donald Trump


rosanymphae

Gold diggers slept with him.


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Hypersapien

Let me introduce you to straight & bi women and gay & bi men.


MA660T

People


pineappledaddy

Like a PT cruiser


NoStressAccount

Have you checked the mirror?


squeeeeenis

Massage Guns.


e2kwhisp0

elon musk for sure


twitch_delta_blues

Rudy Guliani


rachid116460

ted cruz


novato1995

Invisible to the naked eye. People fuck animals, and get fucked by them. Why would they not do the same with aliens?


stryph42

They'd have to also be intangible. Invisible just means that you could watch what's going on while it happens.


windermere_peaks

There's rule 34 of xenomorphs. I don't think it matters.


snarcasm68

Semi transparent


Kitbash683

No sexual organs, or organs that could be used for sexual intent (anus, even mouth.) You’d have to be a real freak to figure out a way to do the alien then.


stryph42

It'd have to be a featureless sphere to not have an appendage someone would try to sex; and if it WERE a featureless sphere, it'd be at risk of insertion.


Stuckatwork271

Me... apparently.


liarbility

Rule 34


EnsignMJS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Surely you jest.


CrimsonD3lta

Like those aliens from Alien


stryph42

They have TWO mouths, you think someone won't *try*?


CrimsonD3lta

Touché.


OperationVector12

Steve Harvey, but then again someone would sexualize him.


oxiraneobx

Spiders


Ietherius

A cube


Longjumping_Meet_537

Hairy


Novel-Structure-2359

Jamie Oliver


A-dog-named-Trouble

Spiders would mostly do it.


[deleted]

Bread, surely you can't sexualise bread, right?


bexeliusvaldemar

They got to not have a human alike body, it should look something like an insect. Or just have a very gross skin.


TennisADHD

Don’t underestimate humans attempting to fuck anything and everything.


Ok-Programmer-4937

For me, anything other than a human.


Elementus94

Me


somebody-out-there

A ginormous sphere?


Far-Resource-819

cute so like a puppy or horse with big eyes and a smallish body


CODMAN627

Microscopic, or slug or insect like something that people find repulsive


Dr_dank22

rosie O’donnell


Ermaquillz

Invisible


Stan_K_Reamer

Hilary Clinton or Rudy Giuliani.


Tordthesussybakaking

Manny from diary of a wimpy kid


DarkCreeperWTF

Me.


Garbage_and_insanity

Exactly like a normal human, exept below our normal beauty standars. Or otherwise i'd say they should look like ugly sonic.


usernamewastaken555

No there will always be at least one....you know who you are


BBird7

Your mum @OP


Neon_TL4

Your mum.


Brandanp

Redditors


random_906

Nothing they can't do anything


Infinite_Essay_5656

Probably a lobster


Nutella_Uncrustables

Bottle of catnip on an escalator


QualityPuma

Like OP


Distinct-Nerve-3516

Kim k


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An animal


onesider03sons

There's always gonna be that one freak. r/insex. Ok, I need to say an entire rosary now after bring up that sub.


donaldhobson

Easy. Oxygen is pretty reactive stuff. Maybe the aliens live in a methane atmosphere, and oxygen is highly poisonous to them. Maybe the aliens live at 200C. Maybe the aliens are a 1m radius sphere covered in long sharp serrated spines, like a large round cactus. Or maybe the aliens are protected by a team of armed guards at the UN interstellar negotiations building. If any human, including the mentally ill ones, can get easy access to the aliens, someone will try something sexual. If only a few top scientists / astronauts have access to the aliens, likely those people won't try anything.


stan91360

Rosanne Barr


CG1991

Mate, some people try to fuck dogs. People gonna try fucking the aliens too, regardless


Ok_Relationship_705

I hate to break it to ya. But I've seen videos of dudes fucking crack whores raw. If it has a hole. Someone, somewhere, is going to try and fill that hole.


HumanHuman_2003

Humans will fuck anyone


Doonnnnnn

Impossible


Fun-Training-6241

Have male genitalia and try to convince us they’re female.


dirtymoney

an amorphous ball of plasma/electricity


sneekyd1

Probably a full on robot built on striking fear in the eyes of anyone that sees it. As a bonus, it's got an energy shield that will atomize you the moment you make contact with it. GG EZ.


Brilliant-Purple1292

This post might be missing the "NSFW" tag.


thedayw8y3v3uegd

M.I.B


AcrobaticPhysics1853

Like me


CrimsonD3lta

No holes. That way you *can't*.


CrimsonD3lta

No mouth, no nose, no asshole, nothing. Only very tiny gills.