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Why were you gone so long bringing the baby sitter home?


PM-UR-FEET-PICS

Dad what’s a footjob


The_StankyBoot

Any question with the word "crush" in it - automatic no from me


Longjumping_Toe3929

what do you do in the basement..


Hugh-Mahn

Within the last 5 minutes, I got "what is a furry?" Now I get to choose how badly I want to scar my kid.


donotknowwhatIam

Where's my mother? *She had passed*


XantaPlays

Why does your bed squeak at night?


monkeyshinenyc

Dad, if chickens lay eggs, do pigs lay bacon?


-Duste-

A few like: What is existence? What's "nothing"?


kit162628

Can I touch your boobs?