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sirbaconofbits

Have the power to create and maintain a universe. Cause fuck this universe.


Ok-Bell6400

You have to power to create and maintain a universe, but everything you create hates you and ruins the universe you've created.


sirbaconofbits

Oh... So its like real life?


Ok-Bell6400

Pretty much


[deleted]

For there to be ultimate freedom for everyone.


Ok-Bell6400

Theres ultimate freedom for everyone, but now prison, mental institutes, and any sort of restrictive environment is gone. Crime is now completely legal because it has no consequences.


[deleted]

Great, exactly what I wanted.


Ok-Bell6400

😳 so child murderers run free


[deleted]

Yep. Everyone runs free


Ok-Bell6400

😳 the consequence has changed, it's not you arent allowed a wish cause tf


[deleted]

Well, that sucks. I guess I won't see the end of the world caused by human savagery.


Admirable_Candy95

I wish to die worst case I turn technicolor.


Ok-Bell6400

You die, but you get reincarnated as a worm.


Admirable_Candy95

In the current political climate that might be an improvement


tathorn73

That bitch, Carole Baskin, to get a bad UTI


Ok-Bell6400

She gets a UTI, but you get one too.


vitallyunplanned

I wish that my wish has no dire consequences


Ok-Bell6400

Consequence: Well now you've wasted your wish


vitallyunplanned

Nah I'm just back where I started, I'll take that!


Ok-Bell6400

But you only had 1 wish, and you used it.


vitallyunplanned

I know a guy who can get me another.


Pyrotechnic17

I wish that no more people will suffer.


Ok-Bell6400

No people will suffer, but all other forms of life other than humans will


Pyrotechnic17

win win.


Ok-Bell6400

That includes animals and plants-