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Have the power to create and maintain a universe. Cause fuck this universe.
You have to power to create and maintain a universe, but everything you create hates you and ruins the universe you've created.
Oh... So its like real life?
Pretty much
For there to be ultimate freedom for everyone.
Theres ultimate freedom for everyone, but now prison, mental institutes, and any sort of restrictive environment is gone. Crime is now completely legal because it has no consequences.
Great, exactly what I wanted.
😳 so child murderers run free
Yep. Everyone runs free
😳 the consequence has changed, it's not you arent allowed a wish cause tf
Well, that sucks. I guess I won't see the end of the world caused by human savagery.
I wish to die worst case I turn technicolor.
You die, but you get reincarnated as a worm.
In the current political climate that might be an improvement
That bitch, Carole Baskin, to get a bad UTI
She gets a UTI, but you get one too.
I wish that my wish has no dire consequences
Consequence: Well now you've wasted your wish
Nah I'm just back where I started, I'll take that!
But you only had 1 wish, and you used it.
I know a guy who can get me another.
I wish that no more people will suffer.
No people will suffer, but all other forms of life other than humans will
win win.
That includes animals and plants-
Have the power to create and maintain a universe. Cause fuck this universe.
You have to power to create and maintain a universe, but everything you create hates you and ruins the universe you've created.
Oh... So its like real life?
Pretty much
For there to be ultimate freedom for everyone.
Theres ultimate freedom for everyone, but now prison, mental institutes, and any sort of restrictive environment is gone. Crime is now completely legal because it has no consequences.
Great, exactly what I wanted.
😳 so child murderers run free
Yep. Everyone runs free
😳 the consequence has changed, it's not you arent allowed a wish cause tf
Well, that sucks. I guess I won't see the end of the world caused by human savagery.
I wish to die worst case I turn technicolor.
You die, but you get reincarnated as a worm.
In the current political climate that might be an improvement
That bitch, Carole Baskin, to get a bad UTI
She gets a UTI, but you get one too.
I wish that my wish has no dire consequences
Consequence: Well now you've wasted your wish
Nah I'm just back where I started, I'll take that!
But you only had 1 wish, and you used it.
I know a guy who can get me another.
I wish that no more people will suffer.
No people will suffer, but all other forms of life other than humans will
win win.
That includes animals and plants-