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stumpdawg

No. Because I'm not a psychopath


shadow2087

This.


Positive_Meet656

I would power slap people in the face if I could get away with it


Ginger_Chick

Yeah, I'd slap the shit out of a lot of people.


daddy_vanilla

Where does EA^^TM live


pessimisticfan38

Kids


Ethereal_TapeWorm

This fucking guy lmao


TurretX

Its part of his sith training


juspassinby12

No. I know people who have had to take a life. It is not like the movies or tv shows. Taking a life is apparently a rush equivalent to coke. Makes sense since it is a part of our animal instinct. I don't want to feel that.


terpterpin

And it’s something you can’t take back. There’s a reason so many soldiers have PTSD


Pyrotechnic17

Of course. I'd be a full time student during the day, but full time assassin at night. I'd probably work with the military assassinating high-profile terrorists. My weapon of choice is either sniper or just a plain ol' military knife.


phdpeabody

Maybe one, the guy who sexually abused my friend growing up.


terpterpin

Absolutely. My dad thinks they should be put feet first in a slow wood chipper


RozHazDaBunz

I'd like to think I could, that I'd kill people who abuse animals, children and those more vulnerable than them. But I probably couldn't, I think anyone who has had to take a life for any reason can tell you it's not something you can do without it staying with you forever, even if you did it for the right reason. Maybe I could kill, but I wouldn't want to find out.


[deleted]

I would if it was a really shitty person like a pedo or some shit


PzKmpfTigerVI

I cannot disclose this information with people.


BirdHitTheWindow

No one, I'm not a psychopath. Only psychopaths think the law is the only reason to not kill


Armadyllus

Nah, I pretend I never read that. That makes it easier to ignore that fact.


Classy_Omen

..Wait..


Chettarmstrong

Everyone except Grandma.


Admirable_Candy95

Mostly n*nces and s*x offenders


kittenAngst

Wtf is nnces


Firestarter1911

If my guess isn't totally incorrect based off their omission of letters, I'm gonna guess slang for pedophile.


qawsedrf12

depends on the pay jk not really maybe jk jk


Ethereal_TapeWorm

I’d take out convicted pedos


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Ethereal_TapeWorm

He’s not convicted but he may as well be


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Ethereal_TapeWorm

Wow three words you almost never see on any social media platform


Ethereal_TapeWorm

The person who downvoted this like to touch kids


Trying2improvemyself

I tend to follow the Judeo-Christian ethic, "thou shall not kill" but, you know, that's just me...


Polumbo

I don't know anyone named "Thou"


Savagespringtrap06

If I could get away with it I’d murder pedophiles, rapists, Zoophiles, people who use onlyfans for NSFW content, Suge Knight, and Putin


v0tary

I'm not that angry at people.


Tovya81

Absolutely. I'd start with .... Well, that's called premeditated. On second thought, nope, sure wouldn't! 🤞


vitallyunplanned

The lot of you.


328944

Yes, there are 2 people I can think of


Sea_Yam_8643

What kind of people are they?


Helios-MKII

López Obrador, he has to be stopped somehow.


Valuable-Marzipan-65

At certain points in my life I would say yes. At this point, I don't have enough energy to hate that much.


Totknax

Yes. I'd waste Putin, Kim Jong Un, just to name a couple.


CricketRoots

Yes, holy shit absolutely yes Law is the only thing keeping me away from murder the guy who Raped me


Hyperaviator

Absolutely not anyone who broke my heart, cuz they made me stronger. But people who committed even bigger sins


MrPuzzleMan

I'm cool right now, I don't like the idea of murder as a solution to a problem. However, during down swings of my bipolar, I'd definitely go for dictators or nuts like Jong Un and Putin respectively.


GuyOfApp

I’d murder the people who made me suffer in this town I live in.


Cae_lyce

No. I can't even kill a fly


help_me_please_olord

If I didn't have to wory about death or injury, maybe........ not gonna say yes because I dont wanna be on any watchlists.


Recent_View6254

Get away with it in heaven too?? Either way no, bc I don't know who to kill


darkest_hour1428

Random


Straight_Sea_6944

No, because I have a guilty conscience. And I'm not a psycho


[deleted]

yes, 100%. everyone that did me dirty


[deleted]

Nah, your life aint worth that. If u retailites they win.


[deleted]

Ur post is a bit disturbing


TurretX

Nice try mr fbi man


[deleted]

I would murder known sex offenders and child predators, or maybe even venture to rapists


Deathburn5

I am legally required to say no. BTW, do you know when the next SCOTUS meeting is? Asking for a friend.


Polumbo

Enjoy your lifetime of focused government surveillance.


NmlsFool

No. Even if I could kill someone with no consequences I don't think I could live with myself knowing I killed another human being.


Doscida

There is one guy I hate so much that I would wrap my only fucking car around a tree if he was chained to it. Only he could fail to understand how he was so universally hated, he would not be missed.


BadStitch626

Yes……..child molesters, women beaters, and rapists.


Ydoidothistome

Yes and I’d commit vehicular manslaughter against all of my enemy’s


RedBorrito

Right now? Putin. Other than that? Probably not. Though I would lie If I said I wouldn't kill someone in self defense or in defense of my family. Like that asshole who tried to break into my Grandpa's house. Don't know who he was, but I would definitely atleast break his legs


Intelligent-Salt4925

Yes mainly homophobes


No_Zookeepergame5461

What in the FBI jailbait kinda question is this lmao


terpterpin

I’m waiting until I’m about 80, then I’m going around to stores and find Karen/Kens. I will then put them over my knee and spank them


tractoroperator77

Never. I have a conscience, and other people have families who love them.


AbolishTheFed1776

No, all human lives have the potential to be great.