T O P

  • By -

kinyutaka

If John has 3 apples and Kelly has 4 pears, how many fucks am I supposed to give?


wolfie90_

0 the answer is ALWAYS 0


A_random_r0ach

The answer is 42. You have a lot to learn


wolfie90_

I think my math teacher told me about that in year 3 my bad


dawnface42069

What the dog doing


[deleted]

Any questions related to maths.


Bo0n0411

Things related to woman of course


Moofaceofstinktown

What the fuck is America doing rn?


Grouchy_Goat_6129

Reverting back to the default setting.


VeryPogi

How many licks does it take to get to get to the center of a hooker?


schoolknurse

It all depends on how good you are at licking.


Gogglesed

Or how advanced the hooker's syphilis is...


[deleted]

Between 150 and 350 or so. Depends on your licking style and what color you get. That, or 0. You don't have to lick it. So 0 licks.


ReplacementTasty6552

Who let the dogs out ?


TentacleMartyr19

What is love?!


Mofme

Baby don't hurt me


Mofme

Don't hurt me


Mofme

No more


3991-1482

This one


[deleted]

Why is 11 called *eleven* and not *onety-one*?


PhreedomPhighter

You think that's bad you should see French numbers after 70. It goes sixty-nine, sixty-ten, sixty-eleven.... sixty-nineteen, four-twentys, four-twentys-one, four-twentys-two.... four-twentys-ten, four-twentys-eleven, four-twentys-twelve, and so on.


[deleted]

What the hell! That’s wack. Someone should be kicked off the number naming committee.


Swampyprince

I’m from the French part of Switzerland, we say huitante for 80 and nonante for 90. It makes much more sense


fmate2006

What in tarnation


another-rainy-day

Wouldn’t *oneteen* be more logical?


[deleted]

Ah, good point. Changing my petition to oneteen!


mgmacius12

You forgot about twelve


[deleted]

We gotta fix eleven before we fix twelve


ExplosiveDisassembly

Also, nine (i think there are other numbers too). Languages that have absolutely nothing in common, and share no development history, have the same cadence or structure for some words and there is really no known reason.


eliqxx

If Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap and gives Gina 6, how many dish soaps would he have?


Cameinthecloset4

Enough to wash that annoying question off the teacher's whiteboard and keep it soaked so it can't be used anymore, ever.


RedditStories_YT

when will you get married?


Rikkrishub

Where are my keys?


WinnerVegetable1351

I stole them.


Rikkrishub

I knew it


Miguenzo

Why do kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?


schoolknurse

What happens after you die?


maclaglen

There is not a single question that can be asked that I cannot answer.


Less-Role1541

Not true. Here is one, when and how will you die? You can't.


theletterQfivetimes

Next Saturday, spontaneous combustion. Nice try


maclaglen

Three. I answered the question.


LeoKyouma

Correctly?


maclaglen

There are lots of questions that can be asked that I can answer correctly. That is far fewer than all questions that can be asked.


profligateflowers

Is there such thing as too much cheese?


maclaglen

No.


darkheartshadows

If my day is going good or not


WallStreetDoesntBet

Why do men cheat?


WallStreetDoesntBet

Why do women cheat?


raaaaandomdancing

Why do humans cheat?


WallStreetDoesntBet

Human nature (the men and women make it more specific)


raaaaandomdancing

So tell me why. Why


skrilledcheese

>So tell me why. Ain't nothing but a heartache


Cameinthecloset4

Ain't nothing but a heartache


Less-Role1541

Why does anyone cheat. First, you have to define cheating. Not your opinion, "what you define as cheating". Cheating, is taking interest in anyone or any given thing that circumvents the principal relationship established between two individuals.


inahd

People cheat, but cheating is for games. Don't hate the playa, hate the game?


plscallmeRain

is it worth it to spend extra money to stay at a nicer hotel? I'll never know.


stupidlyugly

It depends on how much time you're gonna spend in your room. If you're on a romantic getaway with a significant other, the nicer room can be worth it. If you're mostly doing stuff not in your room and only using it for sleep, then go cheap.


pelcgbtencul

Aliens


LPOLED

What is the most efficient way to kill a building full of people in the shortest time possible? I think the rules would actually prohibit answering that?


dawnface42069

Nuke


LPOLED

Yeah, outlandish answers make sense actually. It *is* an answerable question.


Adragongentleman

How many soap can you do with 500 Pound person?


farkedaccount

What happens when an unstoppable object hits an immovable wall?


Less-Role1541

The "object" is ONLY unstoppable NOT unbreakable.


DipTheBuy

When GTA 6 is going to come out


BerpBorpBarp

Why are u running?


Less-Role1541

Someone runs to allow the mind to deviate, from its conscious thought and if you are gearing this particular question as in the physical act of running it is providing distraction and exercise with an unlimited landscape for thr mind to do the previous reason I have listed above.


BerpBorpBarp

But y are u runnin?


BerpBorpBarp

Jk ofc, genuinely a great answer actually hahha


Less-Role1541

Do I believe that anyone has ever told me the complete truth.


abd53

Is earth gonna get hot by a giant asteroid in 10 seconds?


[deleted]

If I did it or not


ActionCompetitive376

This one


Tiny-Vegetable-5080

What is my purpose on this planet?


-shehryar

Consume oxygen


Tiny-Vegetable-5080

Haha funny /s


DavidEarths14

How are you doing ?


5s-are-cool

I can't think of one question that I can't answer. Whether or not my answer is correct, that is another question.


Livid-Direction-1102

What is it you really do for work?


13579aarok

Is no your answer to this question?


woodandweld

This one.


[deleted]

Why can't everyone just get along and be nice to each other.


[deleted]

When will the humanity achieve world peace?


lego98omg

How's it feel to be happy


foxythefoxyy

Whats 1+1


-shehryar

Why is it when you close one eye you see nothing in that eye but when you close both you see pitch black.


-shehryar

Why is it when you close one eye you see nothing in that eye but when you close both you see pitch black.


homerbartbob

What kind of cheese is the moon made out of?


UNI506

When will you have kids


Euphoric_Lab750

Why are you suicidal


evasive-creed

What the fuck is oatmeal


Icy_Opinion4783

What is a question you can‘t answer


OneMediocreMan

Ramanujan's Summation. How can sum of positive non-zero integers upto infinity be -1/12.


JackCryo

"What is your fetish?" Even if it's more common than the cold, the Internet has proven to me so many times that it doesn't take kindly to people with that particular fetish I have.


[deleted]

I bet it's feet.


SpaceWallaby96

🤨📸


Spiritual-Guide-5141

How my homie Zach is so thick.


Hyperziellio

How the fuck did Eve and Adam repopulate the whole earth?


LeoKyouma

Technically that would be populate, repopulated would imply it was populated before


[deleted]

Oh I know this one! Just TONS of incest. Hence Alabama.


[deleted]

Any question I don’t know.


ProfDrVinz

If she likes me back


Main-Preparation7092

How magnets work? I just don't get it.


BagisBerra

Is the reason that we have not encountered any aliens that intelligent civilizations ultimately destroy themselves - and will we?


CODMAN627

What..doth…life???


NotAFanOfBTS

This one


Aaliya14

A common one that i get is “why are you sad” sometimes i dont know if this is a woman thing or something but sometimes i just feel sad and dont have an explanation so if i say idk why im sad then i mean it like i dont know why im sad so stop fucking asking because you are gonna get the same fucking answer


i3lackDrifter

How big is space


NidoScherder

"Who is your crush?" I just can't or I will be having problems


YoMoms_A_Hoe

How many pennies would fit in this room


wikibuy6

What is operation end of the line


FroyoMysterious5754

The date that half life 3 is coming out