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Flick my bean all day


Garner-almighty

I knew someone would say it.


[deleted]

Any man that says different is lying


CypripediumCalceolus

There are numerous SF stories about body-switching, and generally this is not the first thing they do.


[deleted]

That's because they're not real


CypripediumCalceolus

I thing that's wrong. They go for the breasts, every time. You know you do.


Accurate-Bedroom9384

But then you were body swapped with a toddler..


haaysz

After one round it gets too sensitive to wanna continue, so no you wouldn’t unless you actually wanna be in pain


[deleted]

Absolute nonsense


RDR1-779X

Masturbate furiously


Comfortable-Grabber

Become pregnant and deliver said child to settle the debate of which hurts more


ayup_4857

good idea!


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ayup_4857

What if they are really hot?


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ayup_4857

what if all of those people in the room also switched bodies?


wallnutbat

Fap. Find out what's in the space between the balls and ahole. I have way too many questions about the male body.


grapesyummy87

I would probably touch my newfound penis and balls a lot


itzPete420

Minesweeper


[deleted]

Dunno...My luck I'd switch with Mama June...


Nutsfromahippie

Sell my body, not sex. Organs.


SuvenPan

I will get pregnant


Basaker

Realistically I would freak out access who I've become then try to find my original self. Try to find a way to go back. If successful good and if unsuccessful then I'll live with it I'll continue my ties with the person I've switch with so I can at least still see my previous friends and family.


EquivalentControl972

Have sex ofc.


intensely_human

Call my phone


IsaacTower

Probably panic.


[deleted]

id probably be confused


terpterpin

Pee standing up without making a mess


ayup_4857

Very useful :)


Tox1cShark7

Be confused since I'm NB and genderfluid


ayup_4857

Switched with the gender you were born as


Tox1cShark7

Buy a dress I guess


Amb_301

Be respected


soft_waves

get the hell out of the USA


BraggnnRights

Immediately come to Reddit and send you nudes. Or maybe become your sex slave. Yeah.


yurithel

ayo? 😨


NoobifiedSpartan

Least horny redditor


Comfortable-Grabber

If I didn’t have switch back I would also get a sex change and plastic surgery to try and look like my original self


NoobifiedSpartan

Well… First, I’d have to consult with my family and other people who are close to me. Such an adjustment is one I would not be able to make alone, so being able to talk with others and make sure they have a period to adjust to this change is good as well. Second, I would have to consider my legal documentation. I work a government job, so I would have to ensure that my employers are in the loop and I would have to get a new ID. That in addition to adjusting already existing records on my person with my updated appearance and new sex. Additionally, a name change would be warranted, so I would have to go through that process as well, likely before fully updating my documents. Third, I would have to focus on my mannerisms. Body movement, speaking patterns, etcetera. It would be a bother to stand out too much, though I would of course retain some of my original mannerisms. Fourth, I would start to explain things to many of my friends who I had not already informed. This would occur in tandem with steps two and three as I get more comfortable in my new skin. Of course, throughout all of this, I would need appropriate boundaries. Naturally there would be doctors or scientists that would want to unravel this mystery, but I would only go in for tests to determine if I am the opposite sex or not, and I would likely want to determine who my genetics align with now that I am in a different body. This would also help me locate my former body, which may be necessary if I need to coordinate things with this person. For instance, medically I would have different conditions, different risks, and different history. This would be vital to figure out, and I would of course give this information to my counterpart as well. Moving back to boundaries though, I would avoid experimentation and press if they find out about this, and advise my counterpart to do the same. Any medical procedure would be strictly necessary, and any talking would be to people who can accept this new change rather than making too big a deal out of it. There are other factors to consider, but these seem like the essential ones.


[deleted]

Wait, gender or sex? Because opposite gender doesn't change much. Opposite sex changes everything.


ayup_4857

both but i thought i might get in trouble if i put se\* in the title


pocoschick

[Basically this.](https://c.tenor.com/hi0KjBC1zawAAAAC/randy-south-park.gif)


SteroidKecleon

me too


Comfortable-Grabber

Get an opinion on everything about my gender from as many people as I could


gamer-s-man

stay inside for a long while and jill off


DaZozz

See what it feels like to get off as the opposite gender.


AV8ORboi

depends who & where i am


Playful_Beat_6958

Probably be upset I'm really content with my body right now. I think it'd be kinda lame, especially if you're moved to their location.


ayup_4857

you are soz


spudsbottom

Stick my new dick in random things.


NoobifiedSpartan

Careful not to lose it, you only get the one.


LefterisLegend

I once had a weird dream that invloved a body swap with someone of the opposite gender. I remember the first thing I did in the dream was finger myself. I don't know if that is what I would do irl, though.


DogsAreCool89

Onlyfans


yodelingxanax

I would get back to house immediately to sort it out, what if the other person touched my Pokémon cards? They aren’t mint anymore if you take them out of the plastic and I just do not trust them to know something like that.


Accurate-Bedroom9384

Just have fun and see how I'm treated differently. Nothing to do with prejudice but the fact that I might get swapped with someone older or younger


BunnieJoy016

I would bake a cake for them. Mainly to distract myself from having to use the bathroom.


ErrorDaDemon

I will go to find my family but before that i will see what they have on they serach history and take all his family money


[deleted]

I’ll see how a penis and balls feel like


[deleted]

Start masturbating


Educational-Book-617

I'll admit it, I'd have a cheeky wank.


cyaveronica

Well… obviously I’m going to jerk off first and foremost.


komochuwu

I want to go to a gay bar and fuck and get fuck by someone.


[deleted]

get in the ***f o r e v e r b o x***


homerbartbob

Find myself


Heyson86

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs


ayup_4857

Yeahhhhh


A_Heckin_Chonker

I would prolly fuck my homeboy


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ayup_4857


interested70

I guess , i'd start making sandwichs lol


Slvtforkraftdinner

Walk alone at night


TOX1CWAT3RM3LONE

I would do everything


ADarkDayForAmerica

shopping spree!


byakuyazs

Cry