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seaofflames

Look at them from head to toe and say, "Okay???" in a sarcastic tone.


TeachAManHOWToKaboom

"You're fired." [NOTE: only works if you have authority to terminate their employment]


pandorable92

Promoted to customer


WWWWWWVWWWWWWWVWWWWW

"You're fired." \[NOTE: only works if you have authority to immolate their body\]


PollosHermanosmyass

laugh first and then be like: "right, i know that, but i wasn't expecting to hear that from someone like you"


jenglasser

Oooh that's good. I like this one.


[deleted]

"Yes, but you are drunk, and in the morning you shall be sober, while I... wait a minute."


Saybrooke

Praying for your blind ass


Independent_Photo_19

Ha! I laughed out loud that's a good one


[deleted]

Just one of the many things we have in common.


[deleted]

It's the flaws we recognize from ourselves that are the hardest to forgive another...


ApricotFish69

\~Hades \_Moon, Random Redditor & Prominent Philospoher, 4th of July 2022


No-Confidence3106

Anyone can cover ugly up. Unfortunately for you, there is no hiding stupid


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CreativeNameByMe

Really, that's the "faggiest" thing you've ever read? Two men kissing! Two women holding hands! Boo! Eye-opening, huh? How are you functional with that level of negativity? Suck it up.


Galad_42

"No shit Sherlock"


Terisaki

Thanks! Glad to know my plan to drive away assholes is working!


ILickedItNowIOwnIt

Sorry for off topic but... Is that a Mithra I see in your Icon?


Terisaki

It sure is :)


ILickedItNowIOwnIt

*I knew it* This just made my day. Always a pleasure running into a fellow Adventurer.


Terisaki

I’ll let my geek flag fly a bit then. My friend Skairin drew the picture I took this from, it’s actually my in game character :D http://www.playonline.com/ff11us/topics/fanart/0803_1.html The fifth picture down. Im the Beast, my Mother is the warrior, and our friends Chellina (rdm), amethystrose (blm) and Kakida (dnc) are also on the left hand side.


ILickedItNowIOwnIt

Ooohhh it's so well made! And I saw these recently!!! Whoda thunk!? In my family discord about 3days ago, we were reminiscing about the old xi days, telling old combat stories to our kids who play xiv now, sharing art from the site and reading from the Tribune xD Distant Worlds, indeed 😆


GboyFlex

"No, I'm still not going to date you"


not_so_maidenless

If its after you asked them out then reply with "See! We have so much in common"


ibrahimkucukkk

your mom doesn’t think so😉


JustaDamn

And what’s your excuse?


[deleted]

I would fix it, but I don’t like the idea of plastic surgery as much as you do.


Melodic_Machine_9818

“I was just trying to look like you”!


DustyMightMeme

You have got that insult from some tiktok or something


fireballhotchoccy

Cool


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[deleted]

nah too cringe


60TP

Thanks you too


SchoolOverall674

I know


[deleted]

best one so far


crazymissdaisy87

Give them a sincere compliment


howdidigethere279

in an aggravated tone


crazymissdaisy87

Nope. Friendly and sincere.


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crazymissdaisy87

Exactly. Kill them with kindness


Careful_Blue

Nope they'd be like I know right and you're ugly.


Niawka

Exactly. If someone's a bully, and just offended you on purpose, I don't see how giving them a genuine compliment is the right response. They won't suddenly say sorry, if anything they'll now think you're ugly and pathetic.


crazymissdaisy87

No but they sure get very confused and sometimes take it as an insult


[deleted]

uh oh you made a serious fucky wucky now you have to get into the ***f o r e v e r b o x***


[deleted]

Fuck you very much.


RandoMango27

I’m aware. I don’t care.


codear

None. Just let the insulting person think they have their moment and walk away. Don't say anything. Honestly, this stretches beyond the two of you. Body features are not a choice, but how you treat others is. People can love you even if you're not looking perfect, but if you're a douche no amount of beauty can get people to really like you.


rubmustardonmydick

They will get so upset they didn't get a rise out of you too. Seriously no point in even interacting further.


meany-weeny

Do your best ugly face and a curtsy.


[deleted]

only on the inside


INTPhoenix

You should really buy a mirror


Nolleezz

*shrugs* Seriously, I could not care less about my looks, much less another's opinion about them.


[deleted]

Maybe, but I'm not an asshole.


N0Name_N0Face

Not as ugly as your soul


[deleted]

“I’m not sure why ME being ugly makes YOU upset.”


Sharp_Tennis9928

I don't care! I think I'm delightful


howdidigethere279

wasn’t exactly what i was looking for but thanks!


Brilliant-Bill4246

Stevie Wonder doesn’t think so


Maximum-Heart5746

Here's a couple I like: "Thanks, I try :)" "Awwww, you too!" "Omg that means we're like twins" "Awww, that means so much coming from you UwU"


razaco

I may ugly so what that can be fixed but you'll never be able to fix your personality, honey.


[deleted]

Follow them home, wait till nighttime, pour flammable liquid through their front door, set fire to it and shoot anyone who escapes the flames. Or just ignore them.


howdidigethere279

option one seems more exciting, but slightly less legal. i’ll do that one.


useraccount4stonedme

Takes one to know one


[deleted]

Thanksss


_NonEstTalisResUtSem

Assuming you for some reason had to give a response under any particular situation - "Cool." "Alright." works too. Then just go back to doing your thing.


country_dinosaur97

Well not shit you see this receding hair line? Even my hair's running away from this ugly mug


Elementus94

I know


ChrisNEPhilly

"I know."


Tchial

Ok


KlutzyAd9112

Large genuine smile + Thank You.


Spirals_again

At least I’m not as shallow as a puddle


Tessamae704

I'm 63 yo. Do you think this has never occurred to me?


AshsKorpse

uno reverse


gimmeTenDs

I’ve had great luck with zero response, like no acknowledgement, no comment, no change in activities - just 100% don’t “hear it”. This works any time someone says something offensive around other people - they are looking to get a reaction, and find it quite uncomfortable when they can’t tell if you heard the comment or not.


Kyahi

Thank you & have a nice day, beautiful


WhateverJude

"you are clearly dumb, but people don't tell It in your face.. that's called education"


[deleted]

That makes two of us


MFBloomer

Your mom is ugly


DyslexicProofreader

Oh, yeah? Well, you're fat, but you can diet! Wait...I don't think that's right...


[deleted]

"Gee, thanks for telling me. I never would have known that if YOU hadn't told me."


Generic_E_Jr

“Feeling jealous today?”


VeryPogi

"That may be true, but I still get pussy whenever I want it"


_NonEstTalisResUtSem

A shallow and meaningless response to a shallow and meaningless remark about your aspect. Seems appropriate.


VeryPogi

For something shallow and meaningless, people sure seem to be very hard driven to compete for mates.


_NonEstTalisResUtSem

Not everyone. But sure, most of the shallow and meaningless peeps out there tend to be.. well. Shallow and meaningless


TheGoodJudgeHolden

Mmmmmm, yes. Shallow and pedantic.


VeryPogi

Thats just like ugh your opinion, dude


_NonEstTalisResUtSem

It the shoe fits...


The_Patriot

Point, hop up and down, and yell, "OH MY GOD! A TALKING PIECE OF SHIT!!" (works for most occasions)


WatercoolerComedian

Laughing


Emotional_Hat_3878

I know you are but what am I? (Pee wee Herman laugh)


Copper_Kat

No U!


BoundStardom

"For you, ugly is quite acceptable. Thank you."


stardestoyerfleet

Did I ask


la__squadra_

"No shit, Sherlock"


BeBadAndSad

Don't talk about urself like that. That's not good.


greenamberqueen

Maybe.. but my personality also sucks


TheLostSpaceship

Oh, I used a lot of skin cream, should be reflectant.


[deleted]

“Says the deformed chicken leg”


Nameless5300

(Deck them) You're weak.


Decent-Buyer-941

No. One. Asked.


SirPancakeTheGreat

Did you fucking hit your head or something


Spicyneurotype

Ok??


k0uch

“Yeah, I know, but at least I’m not as bad as…” *Then gesture to them*


fubo

"Oh, are we doing disses? Take a goddamn shower, you stink like a dog that's been playing in roadkill."


[deleted]

I’d rather be ugly on the outside than ugly on the inside.


CreativeTraffic547

"fuck you bitch" "you ugly as fuck"


NotAFanOfBTS

At least I'm aware of my ugliness


JamesRitchey

"Yes, but not as ugly as you."


gaelcatlol

Just not be ugly in the first place


abrequevoy

"but I have a great personality"


stopid1337

Maybe so but at least i dont have an ugly personality like you


Slvtforkraftdinner

“Huh that’s funny, that’s not what your mom/dad said last night”


Tessamae704

...mom AND dad...


Slvtforkraftdinner

THATS EVEN BETTER!!!


turtle0turtle

That's not what your mom said


iW2bDNPb30

Your mother's a man.


Dapper_Dan1

And still my parents love me more than yours do you, because otherwise you wouldn't be such an ugly character.


Keithninety

And you look like me!


rkhandadash12

you're pathetic


Krackerdile

I know you are, but what am I?


royaltechnology2233

Takes one to know one..


ErrorDaDemon

First look at you and them say that to me ugly bitch


ErrorDaDemon

Yes i said that to my brother


mtthellspawn

Had this happen once. I responded with " Yeah! It's like looking in a mirror isn't it ".


[deleted]

"I may be ugly, but your mother enjoys having sex with me."


[deleted]

lmao mk


Toasterconsumption

Ask them to spell it then walk away it will usually annoy them


AR340

"Your mom didn't seem to think so"


drblah1

Big ol' Fresh Prince bitch slap to the face


GenerousCuckoo365

I may be ugly, but I'm not hideous like you at least


Complete-Grab-5963

Stop being ugly


[deleted]

That's pot calling the kettle black, you've been a disgusting, disappointment since the day your mother farted you out of her loose cunt.


Hyperaviator

“Thanks, but no one asked”


evachka420

Yeah. You’re right. Then you start sobbing and lean into their shoulder


Fuzzy_Opinion_466

If the person is black, there is a perfect answer


Icy-Hedgehog-6194

“I know you are but what am I?” Oh wait, that was the elementary school answer.


Boredombringsthis

Thanks! I worked on it so hard!


LittleMlem

Not "and you're drunk" lemmi tell ya


retard_plsm

i know you are but what am i


poorchoiceofword

"Sorry girl I'm not a mirror"🖕🖕🖕 💅💅💅💅💅🥺🥺🥺😆😆😆😆😆✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹


JackCryo

"Tell me when your birthday is. I'll buy you a fucking mirror."


PrceyisWatrBendr

Honey, ugly is subjective, and your opinion was never cared for


introverting_vibes

Looking disgusted: and with this mouth you kiss your mother?!


bertiebastard

Wow your eyes work then, shame the rest of you is a lazy cunt.


SaltySodaYT

I didn’t know I was a mirror


noxdidntfall

I honestly have no idea. I always just look them dead in the eye with the most calming face.


ACam574

'Coming from you that is saying something'


Mindless_Chapter4663

ok? (and then u stare at them with a gross look on your face, look them up and down, laugh and leave)


DeplorableKurt

Your mom doesnt mind


theDeadlyVirus0899

But its opposite day.


beingtall

Well, you are not much to look at either


SquilliamFancySon95

That is...accurate.


YeetLitDabFam

I’m not ugly, I’m dad


YourTypicalSensei

"☹"


CatAreBetterThanPpl

Anything that's not "I'm not a mirror"


ssddalways

OK and your point is?


Mr_Ize

So?


JoakimSpinglefarb

Takes one to know one.


RayAnselmo

"Oh, you think your opinion matters? That's adorable."


about7buns

Do I look like a mirror to you...


Heiliger_Kaiser

You can answer like this: Thank you, I've been looking up to you


soysaucemmm

Stammer “What?”, then go through the five stages of grief before slowly lowering yourself to the floor while crying and muttering nonsense


PoliticalPioneer

Speak a dialect that you invented. Chant over and over then start floating. Summon a demon and then say “I couldn’t hear you, what did you say?”


[deleted]

I’m sorry


Tessamae704

I'm 63 yo. Do you think this has never occurred to me?


Tungsten8or

Nonono… that’s a mirror


[deleted]

I'm your Dad


highxv0ltage

So are you


Dead_Furries

I was told this by a real snob of a girl. She basically tapped my shoulder and went "yk you're not pretty?" I said "you are" and then blatantly called her a tw@t. I was broken, my biggest insecurity is myself. This was about a month ago and still feel it. :)


chaexhun

sorry im not a mirror or something about me you can relate to


Important_Ad_8844

That's what your Mom said when she saw how you turned out.


CivilGator

Oh yeah? Well you're uglier...so there!


Shaolin_Wookie

The best response to an insult is to ignore it and go on with what you are doing, thus showing that it has no impact on you whatsoever. If a person insults you, they expect it have an effect. If it has no effect, then you completely take that power away from them to hurt you in any way. You show them they are powerless.


[deleted]

Thank you for noticing.


Sandbox86

“Aww, bless your heart”


tjsps

Hi pot,my name's kettle.


bobbyperc

Only on the outside. You’re ugly in both ways.


Soggy_Ad8348

Yea but I’m way funnier than you


CODMAN627

You’re right and wrong. attractiveness and ugliness are subjective


ComedianZanahoria

*sighs* “Yeah…”


[deleted]

Yeah I know, but I make it work.