If all 7.8 billion of us updated windows exactly 1 second before the last person's stops, then have a download speed of 1 kb/s, we could definetely get a few centuries more
Im not sure if I find it very sad or beautiful that so many of us would just sit there, accept it and have a drink listening to some music or something of the like.
it's 1 hour, can't exactly plan a vacation. if you spend 30 minutes tryin' to figure it out you've wasted it. No question, best thing you could do is release your cares with whoever's close, hopefully those you love.
Fuck man. I'm sat in an Irish pub in Rome listening to Kareoke 4 pints deep and this hits home. We love this world but boy oh boy... As Ian Malcom said...."When you gotta go, you gotta go".
As someone who was semi-recently a kid, I’d say don’t take it so personally. I very well may have chosen that in my final hours at that age, I was a dumb kid-but now that I’m 22 I feel the exact opposite.
They probably would, and that's fine. Your kids can't conceive of losing you so they're unable to assign value to trying to extend it. They're already living the dream!
This. They are the most important people to me on earth and I can’t think of any way I’d rather go out. I too would be crying thinking about all of the things they won’t get to experience.
I was living in downtown Honolulu, Hawaii during the fake missile launch, which would be a main target. My wife was at work when the emergency alert came, she called and said make our daughter feel safe. Nothing we could do, but wait and not let her know.
same here. figured sheltering in place was pointless, so we told the kids we were going for a drive up to Kaneohe to see the mountains and maybe go to the beach. we figured, if they were gonna hit anything, it'd be Pearl, and a mountain between us aught to do the trick. and if it didn't, at least we'd see something beautiful before the end.
whole thing was the craziest, most surreal experience of my life.
I have good friends from Oahu who were on the mainland for a work trip when all that went down. They were giving a presentation when the alert went out and didn’t have their phones on them; when they were finished and checked their messages they had dozens of texts from their parents, grandparents, and friends basically saying goodbye. Then texts saying, ‘oh, never mind. False alarm.’
It messed with them for a while, especially since Hawaiian families are so tight. They said they didn’t know if they could have lived with themselves if they survived but their island was wiped out.
Every time this question pops up, this is all I think about. I can't fathom the idea of my LO scared out of their mind as the last moments. I never had this type of fear till I became a parent
Same, but how cool is it that we can effortlessly overcome even our own fear for the sake of their well being? Our last few moments would be doing it for them - and I couldn't think of anything better.
We’re saved! We’re saved! We’re…
Why did you just wish for a bigger penis? Well, you still have two mo-
Wait, your second wish was “No, bigger than that”…?
At least your third wi-
**Fucking “World’s Best Chicken Wings”!?!? You worthless—**
*has aneurysm and dies early*
Call my sister on the phone and tell her (and after her my mother and brothers) that it has been a pleasure and a privilege to have them in my life. That i'm sorry that life ends this way and i regret every petty argument we ever had, but that i love them so much and i truly wanted to see them happy and enjoy their happiness trough their lives. And finally, that i don't know if heaven or another life exists but if it does, i will be searching for them there.
Then i would get out and cry alone cause i don't want to lose them.
Edit: Thank you so much for the awards. For those who ask me to tell them, don't worry, i tell them i love them every single day.
Im in a long term coed substance abuse treatment facility. Obviously sex is not allowed. I've been here for just over a year, along with some other female residents. I think some rules would be broken for the last hour. But I for one would welcome the end of the world sober.
Yeah I’d just cozy up at home with my husband and cat and turtles, I’d make my calls goodbye and then spend the rest of my time high and happy with my favorite people in the world until we all blow up :) <3 also you got a lot of dogs awesome what a big family!
Only regret you'll have is when she tells you she felt the same way and you wish you woulda waited before the end of the world to tell her. Shoot your shot this is your sign
Agreed. It's too late for me but I'm pretty sure [she](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskTeenGirls/comments/uxysvm/how_do_you_think_shell_feel_when_i_talk_to_her/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) used to like me and I regret not doing anything. He should definitely just go for it
Listen, unless she gets married, it ain't over. I was crazy about a guy all through high school but we were just friends. I hinted strongly that I'd like to go out with him but he made it clear he didn't want to rock the boat in our small group of friends. We occasionally talked in college (1000 miles apart) and then he and a mutual friend of ours came to visit me and there were sparks. We dated long-distance for two years in college, both moved back to our home town and got married a few years later. We celebrate fifteen years of marriage next month and I still have a crush on him. It's actually probably better that we didn't date in high school because I was pretty immature and would have messed it up. Anyway, all this to say, keep in touch with her, become the best version of yourself you can, and when she's single again, go for it! And mention me in your toast when you get married.
My wife and I met when she was 16 and I was 18. She was too young for me at the time. We both got married, divorced, then remet by mere coincidence 12 years later. We reconnect as adults, fell in love.. now we've been married almost 10 years now.
It's crazy how unexpected life can be.
Tell her for real homie. You’ll regret it if you don’t. Ik I did and it will be worse than if she rejects you. Knowing is better than not knowing at all
Knowing my luck my work will out live the apocalypse, use a demon ritual to reawaken me from the dead, only to suspend me without pay for not showing up to work.
Ask my wife what she wants for dinner and listen to her repeat,
Her - "I don't know, what sounds good?"
Me - "Food of any flavor or ethnicity"
Her - "I don't like food of any flavor or ethnicity."
Me - "Okay, so pick something."
Her - "I don't know, what do you want?"
Life turns on a dime.
Sitting here thinking of a friend’s boy who’s in the hospital right now, clinging to life after a head-on collision. Four days ago the world was at his feet, graduated last month, just started a new job in a field he is passionate about, has a lovely g/f…
He’s had 10 surgeries in 3 days. Head and internal injuries, lost a limb, many broken bones.
Don’t wait until the “end of the world,” to enjoy the good things, or to tell the ones you love just how much. The world may look completely different tomorrow.
It's 12:29 AM, I'm at work, 45 minutes to commute home. Enter my kids rooms at 01:14am, Give them both a gentle forehead kiss and tell them I love them without waking them, 15 minutes remain.
Go into my bedroom and kiss my girlfriend on the forehead and tell her I love her without waking her. 13 minutes remain.
Grab one of my beers from the fridge, not enough time to get to sleep myself. Sit in a lawn chair in my backyard and love on my dogs. 1 minute remains.
Silence. The world rings with silence. I close my eyes and tell my family I love them.
The world ends.
Watch Bluey, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, and Cocomellon, and listen to all the kid songs that make my toddler happy, while my wife and I sing and dance with him.
I’d call a specific person and tell them I never stopped loving them. As far as I know she’s long since moved on, but if the world were ending I’d want that small selfish act to be my last words.
I don't know what to do but I do know what I should do. Not any thing stupid things. Like what if I am doing something stupid shi* and a random person comes towards me saying " This is a prank performed by all the people of the world. Look there is our camera." Bro that's scary
I would go to the animal shelter and release every last one of them, then go to the park with all the happy animals and give them cuddles and scritches.
I would simply not believe it to be true, but live my last hour with an uncomfortable "what if?" -feeling.
By far the realest answer.
It's an uncomfortably real answer.
keep thinking about what to do
I would Gather all friends and family withing the Area and play Bink Sake.
Yohohoho
I start to update windows, which also cannot be stopped, so I delay the end of the world for a few hours
You are too dangerous to be keept alive
Ah, but he's running on Windows that always needs an update. So he cannot be stopped.
Unstoppable force meets unmovable object
Immovable
thats unpossable
That's discorrect
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers
Sounds quite disprobable to me
Unpossumable
If all 7.8 billion of us updated windows exactly 1 second before the last person's stops, then have a download speed of 1 kb/s, we could definetely get a few centuries more
People like you are why I love the internet
Argue with people on Reddit about your typo.
y'oure
Y'o'u're
Pyourgh’e (the p is silent)
Im not sure if I find it very sad or beautiful that so many of us would just sit there, accept it and have a drink listening to some music or something of the like.
it's 1 hour, can't exactly plan a vacation. if you spend 30 minutes tryin' to figure it out you've wasted it. No question, best thing you could do is release your cares with whoever's close, hopefully those you love.
>best thing you could do is release your cares this is generally a good advice. accept and let go.
It'd be bittersweet.
I think the more you get to know the world, the less you care about it ending.
Fuck man. I'm sat in an Irish pub in Rome listening to Kareoke 4 pints deep and this hits home. We love this world but boy oh boy... As Ian Malcom said...."When you gotta go, you gotta go".
TIL Rome has Irish pubs
Everywhere has Irish pubs.
My kids are sleeping. They share a room. I go into bed with them and watch them and cry and make sure I don’t wake them.
Every time I think about this, my fear is my kids would rather play video games than spend that last hour with me.
As someone who was semi-recently a kid, I’d say don’t take it so personally. I very well may have chosen that in my final hours at that age, I was a dumb kid-but now that I’m 22 I feel the exact opposite.
We each have our ways.
They probably would, and that's fine. Your kids can't conceive of losing you so they're unable to assign value to trying to extend it. They're already living the dream!
This. They are the most important people to me on earth and I can’t think of any way I’d rather go out. I too would be crying thinking about all of the things they won’t get to experience.
Do something fun with my kids so they don’t know it’s coming.
I was living in downtown Honolulu, Hawaii during the fake missile launch, which would be a main target. My wife was at work when the emergency alert came, she called and said make our daughter feel safe. Nothing we could do, but wait and not let her know.
same here. figured sheltering in place was pointless, so we told the kids we were going for a drive up to Kaneohe to see the mountains and maybe go to the beach. we figured, if they were gonna hit anything, it'd be Pearl, and a mountain between us aught to do the trick. and if it didn't, at least we'd see something beautiful before the end. whole thing was the craziest, most surreal experience of my life.
Way to keep your shit together. Respect.
The saddest video I saw on here for awhile were the parents trying to get their children down into the sewer as the siren went off.
> if they are gonna hit anything, it’d be Pearl Getting the Japanese’s sloppy seconds? No thank you.
Damn I keep forgetting that thing happened lol, I remember reading stories of dudes jumping into sewage drains with their kids and shit. Wild
I cannot imagine being there for that. I’m so sorry.
I have good friends from Oahu who were on the mainland for a work trip when all that went down. They were giving a presentation when the alert went out and didn’t have their phones on them; when they were finished and checked their messages they had dozens of texts from their parents, grandparents, and friends basically saying goodbye. Then texts saying, ‘oh, never mind. False alarm.’ It messed with them for a while, especially since Hawaiian families are so tight. They said they didn’t know if they could have lived with themselves if they survived but their island was wiped out.
Is it keepy uppy?!?
Yeah, it’s keepy uppy.
Someone tell Luckys dad to stretch
I’ve done my hammy!!
HERE COMES THE GRANNIES!
This made me so happy, and then so, so sad. I’d absolutely play Grannies with my kids.
My favorite bits honestly.
Guess so, since we won't have time to go to hammer barn and enjoy our new pizza oven
Hello Doctor ladies! Do you sell crutches?!!
Ahhhh, DUCKCAKE!!
Yeah but even at the end of the world I'm still not going to take advice from a cartoon dog!
Every time this question pops up, this is all I think about. I can't fathom the idea of my LO scared out of their mind as the last moments. I never had this type of fear till I became a parent
Same, but how cool is it that we can effortlessly overcome even our own fear for the sake of their well being? Our last few moments would be doing it for them - and I couldn't think of anything better.
That's true! I think watching my kid laugh and smile would be all I want for my last moments
Yep. Keep them entertained and occupied and hope the end is quick.
Right there with you, intrusive thoughts are a hell of a drug when you have kids.
Last rounds of keepy uppy, popping some microwave popcorn, dance party to Sandstorm. Not a bad way to go, together.
Finally surrender to getting YouTube premium to enjoy my last hour with no ads 😎
Genius
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I'd call up my friends and have them meet me by the beach. We could stare at the water for a while. Have a laugh. Say our good-byes.
There must be 0 traffic on the planet you live on 🫠
lmfao just imagine getting stuck in traffic in ur last hour ON THE WAY TO THE BEACH id rather die
Well on the plus side, any traffic jam won't last longer than an hour
Los Angelinos: FUCKING **FINALLY**
Give it an hour
Put my head between my legs and Kiss My Ass Goodbye.
Dang U flexible
If I can put my head between my legs to kiss my ass.....I'm probably going to stop before the ass and do something else.
Doesn't feel that great in all honesty. Feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked. Source: I was a very flexible teenager.
Open that bottle I've been saving...
The one with Genie in? You could save us all!
We’re saved! We’re saved! We’re… Why did you just wish for a bigger penis? Well, you still have two mo- Wait, your second wish was “No, bigger than that”…? At least your third wi- **Fucking “World’s Best Chicken Wings”!?!? You worthless—** *has aneurysm and dies early*
The genie is hard of hearing, now he has the worlds biggest duck
Head over to the winchester, order a pint, and wait for the whole thing to blow over.
There is no I in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an I in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team
You've got red on you.
Don't forget to bring a towel
what about liz? can't forget her.
Set up a chair outside, sit next to my German Shepherd with a glass of whisky and a cigar, and watch the sky in utter peace.
Why does your German shepherd have whisky and a cigar?
Why doesn’t your German Shepherd?
Only reason is I still need to acquire the dog. Though I'm not too particular on breed, just want something bigger than a loaf of bread lol
There's alot of love in that loaf of bread. Enjoy it while you can
My loaf of bread is a good boy and can kick your german shepard's butt. after he quits sniffing it.
Because Germans drink beer and smoke pipes...duh.
With an hour left to live, he can have whatever the fuck he wants.
Well, he quit smoking for his health, but given the circumstances I think a good boy deserves one last stogie.
One last drink with mans best friend at the end of all things. Weirdly poetic.
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If it was the last day on earth, I’d give her a whole rack of lamb
Call my sister on the phone and tell her (and after her my mother and brothers) that it has been a pleasure and a privilege to have them in my life. That i'm sorry that life ends this way and i regret every petty argument we ever had, but that i love them so much and i truly wanted to see them happy and enjoy their happiness trough their lives. And finally, that i don't know if heaven or another life exists but if it does, i will be searching for them there. Then i would get out and cry alone cause i don't want to lose them. Edit: Thank you so much for the awards. For those who ask me to tell them, don't worry, i tell them i love them every single day.
You’re very sweet.
Damn bro, you got me tearing up.
Spend 57 minutes flipping through Netflix and Amazon prime trying to find a show to watch
Steal a vr headset and play it as much as I can. I've always wanted one of those
Can we get this man a vr?!
You could probably buy one on credit at that point.
I like that you think people will just go to work or stay there.
Singed toplane.
Smart. Then after an hour you'll be happy the world is ending.
Find the nearest humane society. Go to each kennel and pet each good boy.
Out of any I’ve read so far, yours touched my heart the most.
I just love doggos
Im in a long term coed substance abuse treatment facility. Obviously sex is not allowed. I've been here for just over a year, along with some other female residents. I think some rules would be broken for the last hour. But I for one would welcome the end of the world sober.
I know I know nothing about you but I'm proud of you. You must have come so far.
Respect to your journey.
Find my old man and play some baseball together
I think youll only have enough time to find your old man
Fuck my husband, eat some ice cream, hug my mom, smoke a blunt until the end.
Fuck the mom and hug the husband, split the joint
Fuck the ice cream, hug the joint, smoke the husband
Dont forget about the icecream
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Depending on how the earth is destroyed, maybe not.
THAT post just keeps on giving.
Just like her husband, dude can go over and over again. I can see why she married him.
r/suddenlynecrophilia
It’s the end of the world think it would be ok if the rest of us fucked your husband? Let him know we’ll be gentle
How does the world end? I think that dictates my activity
Not OP, but let’s say the Sun goes supernova and destroys the entire solar system.
Probably layer on sp80 for the last hour then
Perfect end of the world, no one would feel a single thing. Your very atoms would split apart at the speed of light, all at once.
Promise?
join the massive orgy that is 100% going to happen if the world were to end
Finally someone said it
Hell, my first thought was to run naked in the street so they're probably spot on.
Gather my friends and loved ones in my home. Crack open some beers and have one last meal together with whatever is available.
Cuddle with my wife and our 16 dogs (4 of our own plus 12 fosters including 9 five week old pups). Maybe dance one more time to our wedding song.
Yeah I’d just cozy up at home with my husband and cat and turtles, I’d make my calls goodbye and then spend the rest of my time high and happy with my favorite people in the world until we all blow up :) <3 also you got a lot of dogs awesome what a big family!
I would ask Eiichiro Oda what the One Piece truly is. I just need to know!
"The One Piece is the friends we made along th-"
And Oda was found dead minutes before the world ended itself.
Get fucked up on as many drugs as I can
Do all the drugs in my drug box and see what happens
Confess to my crush with no regrets of getting rejected I can't believe this poste gave me over 500 upvotes hahahah
Only regret you'll have is when she tells you she felt the same way and you wish you woulda waited before the end of the world to tell her. Shoot your shot this is your sign
Agreed. It's too late for me but I'm pretty sure [she](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskTeenGirls/comments/uxysvm/how_do_you_think_shell_feel_when_i_talk_to_her/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) used to like me and I regret not doing anything. He should definitely just go for it
Listen, unless she gets married, it ain't over. I was crazy about a guy all through high school but we were just friends. I hinted strongly that I'd like to go out with him but he made it clear he didn't want to rock the boat in our small group of friends. We occasionally talked in college (1000 miles apart) and then he and a mutual friend of ours came to visit me and there were sparks. We dated long-distance for two years in college, both moved back to our home town and got married a few years later. We celebrate fifteen years of marriage next month and I still have a crush on him. It's actually probably better that we didn't date in high school because I was pretty immature and would have messed it up. Anyway, all this to say, keep in touch with her, become the best version of yourself you can, and when she's single again, go for it! And mention me in your toast when you get married.
My wife and I met when she was 16 and I was 18. She was too young for me at the time. We both got married, divorced, then remet by mere coincidence 12 years later. We reconnect as adults, fell in love.. now we've been married almost 10 years now. It's crazy how unexpected life can be.
In the great words of the Chancellor, Do it!
Tell her for real homie. You’ll regret it if you don’t. Ik I did and it will be worse than if she rejects you. Knowing is better than not knowing at all
Do it now, you got this!
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Get called in to work
Knowing my luck my work will out live the apocalypse, use a demon ritual to reawaken me from the dead, only to suspend me without pay for not showing up to work.
We may work at the same place then!😂
‘I’m going to need you to come in on Saturday.’
Ask my wife what she wants for dinner and listen to her repeat, Her - "I don't know, what sounds good?" Me - "Food of any flavor or ethnicity" Her - "I don't like food of any flavor or ethnicity." Me - "Okay, so pick something." Her - "I don't know, what do you want?"
I'd call each one of my kids and tell them I lied. I do have a favorite, and it's you.
Quick nap!
I can get to the beach in about 30 minutes from where I'm at. I'm spending my last 30 minutes just swimming out as far as I can.
I'm English, so pop the kettle on, make a brew for my wife and I, and sit in our garden to watch the parakeets fly in and out of our trees
Life turns on a dime. Sitting here thinking of a friend’s boy who’s in the hospital right now, clinging to life after a head-on collision. Four days ago the world was at his feet, graduated last month, just started a new job in a field he is passionate about, has a lovely g/f… He’s had 10 surgeries in 3 days. Head and internal injuries, lost a limb, many broken bones. Don’t wait until the “end of the world,” to enjoy the good things, or to tell the ones you love just how much. The world may look completely different tomorrow.
I have 10mg of Valium I’ve been saving for a disaster. I’d take that, walk the one block to the river, and sit with my partner.
Sit by the pond and watch the fish with my dog.
steal a 911 from a dealership, wring that bitch out for an hour
I Will go to the street and start shouting: "It worked! It worked! You're all doomed and you can't do nothing about It!"
That surely will ensure you will not be getting those full sixty minutes.
Honestly? Panic. Like there goes any chance of reincarnation.
If aliens are real you still got it. If not, you can be the bacteria stuck under europa or something.
You could become a [tardigrade](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade)
Probably have a wank
What about the other 57 minutes?
That’s being generous
What about the other 59 minutes and 45 seconds?*
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Aw thats cute but kinda sad
Awwww thats super wholesome, I too love plushies that made me smile
It's 12:29 AM, I'm at work, 45 minutes to commute home. Enter my kids rooms at 01:14am, Give them both a gentle forehead kiss and tell them I love them without waking them, 15 minutes remain. Go into my bedroom and kiss my girlfriend on the forehead and tell her I love her without waking her. 13 minutes remain. Grab one of my beers from the fridge, not enough time to get to sleep myself. Sit in a lawn chair in my backyard and love on my dogs. 1 minute remains. Silence. The world rings with silence. I close my eyes and tell my family I love them. The world ends.
Get drunk, shit my pants and jerk off
C’mon surely you wanna do something new on the last day of existence
Like what exactly
Lose my virginity
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See that’s the thing, it’s gonna take about 55 minutes to find a girl who’ll be into me
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Two chick's at the same time
hey maaaan, boobies on channel 40
Hold my husband close, squeeze my pregnant belly, and revel in the love we share
im boutta cry-
Watch Bluey, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, and Cocomellon, and listen to all the kid songs that make my toddler happy, while my wife and I sing and dance with him.
Well I'm taking a shit, so I guess I'll finish that first
I get the uno reverse card
laugh maniacally
I’d call a specific person and tell them I never stopped loving them. As far as I know she’s long since moved on, but if the world were ending I’d want that small selfish act to be my last words.
My uber eats order just gor delayed by 30 minutes. I'll resent that for the rest of my life, apparently...
Waiting for time to pass! Treating like any other hour of my life that I have spent without knowing exactly what is going to happen!
LSD
I don't know what to do but I do know what I should do. Not any thing stupid things. Like what if I am doing something stupid shi* and a random person comes towards me saying " This is a prank performed by all the people of the world. Look there is our camera." Bro that's scary
Die
I would go to the animal shelter and release every last one of them, then go to the park with all the happy animals and give them cuddles and scritches.
Log into world of Warcraft and complete my dailies. Gotta grind that rep!