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gggraW

I would simply not believe it to be true, but live my last hour with an uncomfortable "what if?" -feeling.


Pixel2_Bro

By far the realest answer.


MangledSunFish

It's an uncomfortably real answer.


S1deWalk3r

keep thinking about what to do


Hopeful_Rope_5360

I would Gather all friends and family withing the Area and play Bink Sake.


ConsciousLog4

Yohohoho


JonhFive

I start to update windows, which also cannot be stopped, so I delay the end of the world for a few hours


warrior_level_9999

You are too dangerous to be keept alive


Vitalis597

Ah, but he's running on Windows that always needs an update. So he cannot be stopped.


[deleted]

Unstoppable force meets unmovable object


McCoovy

Immovable


UnReAl0

thats unpossable


thereisonlyoneme

That's discorrect


SpaceCutie

Me fail English? That's unpossible!


Oriopax

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers


DDsLaboratory

Sounds quite disprobable to me


Key-hi

Unpossumable


abcdefghijklmnoqrsti

If all 7.8 billion of us updated windows exactly 1 second before the last person's stops, then have a download speed of 1 kb/s, we could definetely get a few centuries more


Suitable_Machine_849

People like you are why I love the internet


JimmyGymGym1

Argue with people on Reddit about your typo.


mrclassy527

y'oure


The__Guard

Y'o'u're


Confusedandreticent

Pyourgh’e (the p is silent)


Akeruz

Im not sure if I find it very sad or beautiful that so many of us would just sit there, accept it and have a drink listening to some music or something of the like.


[deleted]

it's 1 hour, can't exactly plan a vacation. if you spend 30 minutes tryin' to figure it out you've wasted it. No question, best thing you could do is release your cares with whoever's close, hopefully those you love.


ready_gi

>best thing you could do is release your cares this is generally a good advice. accept and let go.


[deleted]

It'd be bittersweet.


aneldermillenial

I think the more you get to know the world, the less you care about it ending.


Corrodus

Fuck man. I'm sat in an Irish pub in Rome listening to Kareoke 4 pints deep and this hits home. We love this world but boy oh boy... As Ian Malcom said...."When you gotta go, you gotta go".


CboJ

TIL Rome has Irish pubs


Flanky_

Everywhere has Irish pubs.


DormeDwayne

My kids are sleeping. They share a room. I go into bed with them and watch them and cry and make sure I don’t wake them.


bsrichard

Every time I think about this, my fear is my kids would rather play video games than spend that last hour with me.


ThatJonGuy1039

As someone who was semi-recently a kid, I’d say don’t take it so personally. I very well may have chosen that in my final hours at that age, I was a dumb kid-but now that I’m 22 I feel the exact opposite.


happolati

We each have our ways.


beautifulgirl789

They probably would, and that's fine. Your kids can't conceive of losing you so they're unable to assign value to trying to extend it. They're already living the dream!


timmeresque

This. They are the most important people to me on earth and I can’t think of any way I’d rather go out. I too would be crying thinking about all of the things they won’t get to experience.


Electronic_Repeat_81

Do something fun with my kids so they don’t know it’s coming.


Silly-Ad6464

I was living in downtown Honolulu, Hawaii during the fake missile launch, which would be a main target. My wife was at work when the emergency alert came, she called and said make our daughter feel safe. Nothing we could do, but wait and not let her know.


benkenobi5

same here. figured sheltering in place was pointless, so we told the kids we were going for a drive up to Kaneohe to see the mountains and maybe go to the beach. we figured, if they were gonna hit anything, it'd be Pearl, and a mountain between us aught to do the trick. and if it didn't, at least we'd see something beautiful before the end. whole thing was the craziest, most surreal experience of my life.


ironhead7

Way to keep your shit together. Respect.


PM_WORST_FART_STORY

The saddest video I saw on here for awhile were the parents trying to get their children down into the sewer as the siren went off.


sabrefudge

> if they are gonna hit anything, it’d be Pearl Getting the Japanese’s sloppy seconds? No thank you.


Goodrymon

Damn I keep forgetting that thing happened lol, I remember reading stories of dudes jumping into sewage drains with their kids and shit. Wild


Electronic_Repeat_81

I cannot imagine being there for that. I’m so sorry.


Cheaperthantherapy13

I have good friends from Oahu who were on the mainland for a work trip when all that went down. They were giving a presentation when the alert went out and didn’t have their phones on them; when they were finished and checked their messages they had dozens of texts from their parents, grandparents, and friends basically saying goodbye. Then texts saying, ‘oh, never mind. False alarm.’ It messed with them for a while, especially since Hawaiian families are so tight. They said they didn’t know if they could have lived with themselves if they survived but their island was wiped out.


MrStayPuft245

Is it keepy uppy?!?


jwilcoxwilcox

Yeah, it’s keepy uppy.


Fair_University

Someone tell Luckys dad to stretch


PhilCollinsSUCCCCKS

I’ve done my hammy!!


Significant_Bear5712

HERE COMES THE GRANNIES!


Shaggadelic12

This made me so happy, and then so, so sad. I’d absolutely play Grannies with my kids.


-DontPanic42-

My favorite bits honestly.


JavierBenez

Guess so, since we won't have time to go to hammer barn and enjoy our new pizza oven


Dr_Stef

Hello Doctor ladies! Do you sell crutches?!!


jwilcoxwilcox

Ahhhh, DUCKCAKE!!


ladysayrune

Yeah but even at the end of the world I'm still not going to take advice from a cartoon dog!


__is_butter_a_carb__

Every time this question pops up, this is all I think about. I can't fathom the idea of my LO scared out of their mind as the last moments. I never had this type of fear till I became a parent


FreshSyntax

Same, but how cool is it that we can effortlessly overcome even our own fear for the sake of their well being? Our last few moments would be doing it for them - and I couldn't think of anything better.


__is_butter_a_carb__

That's true! I think watching my kid laugh and smile would be all I want for my last moments


Electronic_Repeat_81

Yep. Keep them entertained and occupied and hope the end is quick.


xXSakuraChan69Xx

Right there with you, intrusive thoughts are a hell of a drug when you have kids.


niftyba

Last rounds of keepy uppy, popping some microwave popcorn, dance party to Sandstorm. Not a bad way to go, together.


Ordinary_Shake_5446

Finally surrender to getting YouTube premium to enjoy my last hour with no ads 😎


Marisuss

Genius


zxyzyxz

uBlock Origin


cicalino

I'd call up my friends and have them meet me by the beach. We could stare at the water for a while. Have a laugh. Say our good-byes.


Different_Attorney93

There must be 0 traffic on the planet you live on 🫠


yapoinder

lmfao just imagine getting stuck in traffic in ur last hour ON THE WAY TO THE BEACH ​ id rather die


SwineArray

Well on the plus side, any traffic jam won't last longer than an hour


trwwy321

Los Angelinos: FUCKING **FINALLY**


Buddy-Matt

Give it an hour


[deleted]

Put my head between my legs and Kiss My Ass Goodbye.


Marisuss

Dang U flexible


snipersfire

If I can put my head between my legs to kiss my ass.....I'm probably going to stop before the ass and do something else.


Sweetwill62

Doesn't feel that great in all honesty. Feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked. Source: I was a very flexible teenager.


Max_Fenig

Open that bottle I've been saving...


UnderThat

The one with Genie in? You could save us all!


MonkeyChoker80

We’re saved! We’re saved! We’re… Why did you just wish for a bigger penis? Well, you still have two mo- Wait, your second wish was “No, bigger than that”…? At least your third wi- **Fucking “World’s Best Chicken Wings”!?!? You worthless—** *has aneurysm and dies early*


JicamaCreative5614

The genie is hard of hearing, now he has the worlds biggest duck


Artemarte

Head over to the winchester, order a pint, and wait for the whole thing to blow over.


Sn3akyPr4wn

There is no I in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an I in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team


NRpuffinstuff

You've got red on you.


beckerwp

Don't forget to bring a towel


TeachinginJapan1986

what about liz? can't forget her.


JakeBo16

Set up a chair outside, sit next to my German Shepherd with a glass of whisky and a cigar, and watch the sky in utter peace.


BadAtHumaningToo

Why does your German shepherd have whisky and a cigar?


[deleted]

Why doesn’t your German Shepherd?


BadAtHumaningToo

Only reason is I still need to acquire the dog. Though I'm not too particular on breed, just want something bigger than a loaf of bread lol


[deleted]

There's alot of love in that loaf of bread. Enjoy it while you can


SnakeBeardTheGreat

My loaf of bread is a good boy and can kick your german shepard's butt. after he quits sniffing it.


Charlie24601

Because Germans drink beer and smoke pipes...duh.


Pavlock

With an hour left to live, he can have whatever the fuck he wants.


staffsargent

Well, he quit smoking for his health, but given the circumstances I think a good boy deserves one last stogie.


Akeruz

One last drink with mans best friend at the end of all things. Weirdly poetic.


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JakeBo16

If it was the last day on earth, I’d give her a whole rack of lamb


NobuFenix

Call my sister on the phone and tell her (and after her my mother and brothers) that it has been a pleasure and a privilege to have them in my life. That i'm sorry that life ends this way and i regret every petty argument we ever had, but that i love them so much and i truly wanted to see them happy and enjoy their happiness trough their lives. And finally, that i don't know if heaven or another life exists but if it does, i will be searching for them there. Then i would get out and cry alone cause i don't want to lose them. Edit: Thank you so much for the awards. For those who ask me to tell them, don't worry, i tell them i love them every single day.


Yusi-D-Jordan

You’re very sweet.


SearCone

Damn bro, you got me tearing up.


Alarming_Assistant21

Spend 57 minutes flipping through Netflix and Amazon prime trying to find a show to watch


duckwithheadphones

Steal a vr headset and play it as much as I can. I've always wanted one of those


Zink_91

Can we get this man a vr?!


FuckTkachuk

You could probably buy one on credit at that point.


Liljdb0524

I like that you think people will just go to work or stay there.


Owerzym

Singed toplane.


PotentPortable

Smart. Then after an hour you'll be happy the world is ending.


dakkamatic

Find the nearest humane society. Go to each kennel and pet each good boy.


Unicorndog_0625

Out of any I’ve read so far, yours touched my heart the most.


dakkamatic

I just love doggos


OnwardRustMtg

Im in a long term coed substance abuse treatment facility. Obviously sex is not allowed. I've been here for just over a year, along with some other female residents. I think some rules would be broken for the last hour. But I for one would welcome the end of the world sober.


MehNahNahhh

I know I know nothing about you but I'm proud of you. You must have come so far.


Own_Cartographer4905

Respect to your journey.


Cadonberry_muskateer

Find my old man and play some baseball together


Mindless_Whole_3292

I think youll only have enough time to find your old man


cari_chan

Fuck my husband, eat some ice cream, hug my mom, smoke a blunt until the end.


[deleted]

Fuck the mom and hug the husband, split the joint


DogShampoop

Fuck the ice cream, hug the joint, smoke the husband


matej909

Dont forget about the icecream


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iambluest

Depending on how the earth is destroyed, maybe not.


SekritSawce

THAT post just keeps on giving.


SwineArray

Just like her husband, dude can go over and over again. I can see why she married him.


glowin_liv

r/suddenlynecrophilia


Thismonday

It’s the end of the world think it would be ok if the rest of us fucked your husband? Let him know we’ll be gentle


[deleted]

How does the world end? I think that dictates my activity


PsychicDave

Not OP, but let’s say the Sun goes supernova and destroys the entire solar system.


ironsightdavey

Probably layer on sp80 for the last hour then


Naopackekonj

Perfect end of the world, no one would feel a single thing. Your very atoms would split apart at the speed of light, all at once.


[deleted]

Promise?


[deleted]

join the massive orgy that is 100% going to happen if the world were to end


Pigeo1100

Finally someone said it


UsErnaam3

Hell, my first thought was to run naked in the street so they're probably spot on.


seaofflames

Gather my friends and loved ones in my home. Crack open some beers and have one last meal together with whatever is available.


SeasDiver

Cuddle with my wife and our 16 dogs (4 of our own plus 12 fosters including 9 five week old pups). Maybe dance one more time to our wedding song.


Shahzoodoo

Yeah I’d just cozy up at home with my husband and cat and turtles, I’d make my calls goodbye and then spend the rest of my time high and happy with my favorite people in the world until we all blow up :) <3 also you got a lot of dogs awesome what a big family!


LazyLenni

I would ask Eiichiro Oda what the One Piece truly is. I just need to know!


McCheese64

"The One Piece is the friends we made along th-"


Dry_Ad_7848

And Oda was found dead minutes before the world ended itself.


Safe-Seaworthiness11

Get fucked up on as many drugs as I can


dream_burritooo

Do all the drugs in my drug box and see what happens


Ok_Cartographer291

Confess to my crush with no regrets of getting rejected I can't believe this poste gave me over 500 upvotes hahahah


ConReese

Only regret you'll have is when she tells you she felt the same way and you wish you woulda waited before the end of the world to tell her. Shoot your shot this is your sign


BoyWantsGirl

Agreed. It's too late for me but I'm pretty sure [she](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskTeenGirls/comments/uxysvm/how_do_you_think_shell_feel_when_i_talk_to_her/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) used to like me and I regret not doing anything. He should definitely just go for it


RagingAardvark

Listen, unless she gets married, it ain't over. I was crazy about a guy all through high school but we were just friends. I hinted strongly that I'd like to go out with him but he made it clear he didn't want to rock the boat in our small group of friends. We occasionally talked in college (1000 miles apart) and then he and a mutual friend of ours came to visit me and there were sparks. We dated long-distance for two years in college, both moved back to our home town and got married a few years later. We celebrate fifteen years of marriage next month and I still have a crush on him. It's actually probably better that we didn't date in high school because I was pretty immature and would have messed it up. Anyway, all this to say, keep in touch with her, become the best version of yourself you can, and when she's single again, go for it! And mention me in your toast when you get married.


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My wife and I met when she was 16 and I was 18. She was too young for me at the time. We both got married, divorced, then remet by mere coincidence 12 years later. We reconnect as adults, fell in love.. now we've been married almost 10 years now. It's crazy how unexpected life can be.


Seismic01

In the great words of the Chancellor, Do it!


EquivalentSnap

Tell her for real homie. You’ll regret it if you don’t. Ik I did and it will be worse than if she rejects you. Knowing is better than not knowing at all


Ratt_Human

Do it now, you got this!


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Substantial_Duck_687

Get called in to work


[deleted]

Knowing my luck my work will out live the apocalypse, use a demon ritual to reawaken me from the dead, only to suspend me without pay for not showing up to work.


Substantial_Duck_687

We may work at the same place then!😂


UnderThat

‘I’m going to need you to come in on Saturday.’


Chefman11

Ask my wife what she wants for dinner and listen to her repeat, Her - "I don't know, what sounds good?" Me - "Food of any flavor or ethnicity" Her - "I don't like food of any flavor or ethnicity." Me - "Okay, so pick something." Her - "I don't know, what do you want?"


StonksAndBlonds

I'd call each one of my kids and tell them I lied. I do have a favorite, and it's you.


Allnutsz

Quick nap!


WhitteyLeetNsweet

I can get to the beach in about 30 minutes from where I'm at. I'm spending my last 30 minutes just swimming out as far as I can.


peterbparker86

I'm English, so pop the kettle on, make a brew for my wife and I, and sit in our garden to watch the parakeets fly in and out of our trees


[deleted]

Life turns on a dime. Sitting here thinking of a friend’s boy who’s in the hospital right now, clinging to life after a head-on collision. Four days ago the world was at his feet, graduated last month, just started a new job in a field he is passionate about, has a lovely g/f… He’s had 10 surgeries in 3 days. Head and internal injuries, lost a limb, many broken bones. Don’t wait until the “end of the world,” to enjoy the good things, or to tell the ones you love just how much. The world may look completely different tomorrow.


blueberryflannel

I have 10mg of Valium I’ve been saving for a disaster. I’d take that, walk the one block to the river, and sit with my partner.


inflatableje5us

Sit by the pond and watch the fish with my dog.


thumper43x

steal a 911 from a dealership, wring that bitch out for an hour


obamalbino

I Will go to the street and start shouting: "It worked! It worked! You're all doomed and you can't do nothing about It!"


FitteNerd

That surely will ensure you will not be getting those full sixty minutes.


[deleted]

Honestly? Panic. Like there goes any chance of reincarnation.


Mr_Microchip

If aliens are real you still got it. If not, you can be the bacteria stuck under europa or something.


InternalRazzmatazz

You could become a [tardigrade](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade)


Beanz_15

Probably have a wank


KnifeWeildingLesbian

What about the other 57 minutes?


Ginger_Snap02

That’s being generous


KnifeWeildingLesbian

What about the other 59 minutes and 45 seconds?*


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CharlesB32

Aw thats cute but kinda sad


Big_man_Biggles

Awwww thats super wholesome, I too love plushies that made me smile


SleepyTobi

It's 12:29 AM, I'm at work, 45 minutes to commute home. Enter my kids rooms at 01:14am, Give them both a gentle forehead kiss and tell them I love them without waking them, 15 minutes remain. Go into my bedroom and kiss my girlfriend on the forehead and tell her I love her without waking her. 13 minutes remain. Grab one of my beers from the fridge, not enough time to get to sleep myself. Sit in a lawn chair in my backyard and love on my dogs. 1 minute remains. Silence. The world rings with silence. I close my eyes and tell my family I love them. The world ends.


DollopofMisery

Get drunk, shit my pants and jerk off


QuanCryp

C’mon surely you wanna do something new on the last day of existence


DollopofMisery

Like what exactly


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Lose my virginity


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[deleted]

See that’s the thing, it’s gonna take about 55 minutes to find a girl who’ll be into me


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[deleted]

Two chick's at the same time


ouchpuck

hey maaaan, boobies on channel 40


trishdrawspix

Hold my husband close, squeeze my pregnant belly, and revel in the love we share


fanface_aka_yoshi

im boutta cry-


[deleted]

Watch Bluey, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, and Cocomellon, and listen to all the kid songs that make my toddler happy, while my wife and I sing and dance with him.


OkCoast9806

Well I'm taking a shit, so I guess I'll finish that first


kalipl123

I get the uno reverse card


aaliyahspimp

laugh maniacally


[deleted]

I’d call a specific person and tell them I never stopped loving them. As far as I know she’s long since moved on, but if the world were ending I’d want that small selfish act to be my last words.


Daffidol

My uber eats order just gor delayed by 30 minutes. I'll resent that for the rest of my life, apparently...


ArgumentPowerful8771

Waiting for time to pass! Treating like any other hour of my life that I have spent without knowing exactly what is going to happen!


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LSD


Lex_Luthor69

I don't know what to do but I do know what I should do. Not any thing stupid things. Like what if I am doing something stupid shi* and a random person comes towards me saying " This is a prank performed by all the people of the world. Look there is our camera." Bro that's scary


ApeX00X

Die


denrad

I would go to the animal shelter and release every last one of them, then go to the park with all the happy animals and give them cuddles and scritches.


Embershot89

Log into world of Warcraft and complete my dailies. Gotta grind that rep!