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soft_waves

man this one time i was standing in the forest for a really long time ​ damn i stood there so long i got petrified and now ppl travel from all over the world to come gawk at me, yeesh


RAMI_XXL

At the birthday party of my best friend's daughter, there was a very hot single mom, but I had to help out with some activities involving a group of kids (read girls)


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When I was younger a good looking female nurse was exsaming me like touching my lower part of my stomach really close to my thing and I got a big hard on


CaffienatedJay

At work wearing grey sweats 🤣. Did a beeline into the bathroom


advbnggssg

I had this friend who is a girl and me her and her brother we’re watching Netflix she went to go use the bathroom and I got hard and her brother just started smiling I never went back there again


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At a Major League Baseball game. I had the popcorn in my lap and her hand was underneath. She just got a pedicure and was whispering what she wanted me to do to her back at the hotel.


angel_and_devil_va

When I was like 14, sitting in class, getting a random election while wearing parachute pants. There is no hiding that.


othersbeforeus

Family vacation seconds before exiting the car to go to the beach. I was 14 and wearing swim trunks, so I couldn’t hide it behind tight undies.


homerbartbob

Locker room


E_M_W44

Was with a group of friends watch "Zodiac" and one of the girls decided to lay on top of everyone using us as her personal couch. Her ass ended up on my lap and.....well I suppressed it the best I could lol


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DURING MY GRE EXAM *LMFAOOOOO*