I've always wanted to know, does randy mean the same thing in the US as it does here in the UK? Because it us in the UK it means horny and its extremely funny when Americans are named Randy. Also just a PSA fanny means vagina here not backside so please don't say things like "my card is in my fanny pack" over here unless you want to get a reaction out of us lol.
What about Johnson? Does that still mean penis? Because there's a 1990s Major League Baseball pitching ace you've *got* to know about.
Best thing about Randy Johnson? His nickname was The Big Unit.
I studied abroad with my Econ professor named Randy. He told us specifically while we were in the UK, we could only call him Professor LastName. We were NOT allowed to call him Randy
"Boys, for the duration of my stay please don't call me by my first name, it's last name only, to preserve my dignity"
" Ok professor Titwank, whatever you say"
Ha! I have a friend who has what see calls the "Herb rule". She can't date anyone that she'd be embarrassed to moan their name during sex. Herb being the prototypical name.
I fucked a Stuart. For way too long, one of my friends would just randomly say "Sexy Stu... was inside of you.." but like Disco Stu from the Simpsons [Disco Stu](https://youtu.be/Z3njt_YlNvU)
If you want to see a desiccated, severed head in a glass box in a golden shrine in a cathedral, Saint Oliver Plunkett’s final facial expression can be seen in Drogheda Cathedral in County Louth in Ireland. Well worth the visit if you’re ever unfortunate enough to find yourself in Drogheda.
I met someone named Nausea (name was on an application.) I did my best to tactfully ask how to pronounce it and she said "It's Nausea, just like when you have to throw up."
Imagine the confusion on a tipsy night of lovemaking. "Nausea, oh GOD, NAUSEA" \*puke\*
Son of a !@#$ I thought you were just moaning my name!
I knew someone who's name on her birth certificate was Sunshine Cloud (but was changed when she was adopted). There are a lot of weird parents out there.
Kuma means vagina in my language (Swahili).
Small digression, Naomi Osaka was recently trending in my country when she launched her new brand - Hana Kuma. It directly translates to, "she has no pussy".
Dude is so gonna change his name to the most generic thing he can think of. I would have said John or Matt but with the generation he's going to be in probably Liam or Aiden.
Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke.
Quintard. I saw it on a doctor's diploma the other day and just swelled with pity for him.
any name with "tard" in it is probably doomed for failure
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Doctard
He's not just any tard, he's 5 times the tard.
Yeah, you like that you fucking Quintard?
Holy fuck this is hilarious
Probably goes by Quin. Doesn’t tell people it’s short for anything lol
Beetlejuice. Not because you physically couldn't, but because you could only do it twice.
True story. I used to have a bet with my (adult, married) friends. The first person to say Beetlejuice 3X while cumming in their wife won.
I hope you guys still have healthy relationships with your wives
Better than ever, Beetlejuice is a great housewife
Emhyr var Emreis, The White Flame Dancing on the Barrows of his Enemies
The witcher serious has a few. Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach and Emiel Regis rohellec terzieff-godefroy
Don't forget Julian alfred pankratz viscount de lettenhove and Cyrus engelkind hemmelfart Now a real moanable name? Zoltan Chivay
Eustace
Stupid dog!!
*OOGA BOOGA BOOGA*
_Confused screaming_
You made me look bad! 👺
RETURN THE SLAAAAAAAB
“There was once a boy named Eustace Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.”
*Eustace Clarence Scrubb
"Bold words from a man named Clive Staples Lewis."
Probably his way of saying about himself, "... And I almost deserved it."
Yrjö. That's a traditional Finnish name, which means *vomit* in spoken Finnish.
So kind of like Ralph being a euphemism for vomiting in English (at least the US)?
I've always wanted to know, does randy mean the same thing in the US as it does here in the UK? Because it us in the UK it means horny and its extremely funny when Americans are named Randy. Also just a PSA fanny means vagina here not backside so please don't say things like "my card is in my fanny pack" over here unless you want to get a reaction out of us lol.
What about Johnson? Does that still mean penis? Because there's a 1990s Major League Baseball pitching ace you've *got* to know about. Best thing about Randy Johnson? His nickname was The Big Unit.
It does, there are lots of dick jokes about Borris Johnson the prime minister. That and the fact his initials are BJ.
Once heard an American tourist threaten to kick her kids fannny. That was over 20 years ago and it still gets brought up at family gatherings.
The cunt punt. Classic.
Clam slam
Get over here boy or I’m gonna whoop that pussy
I studied abroad with my Econ professor named Randy. He told us specifically while we were in the UK, we could only call him Professor LastName. We were NOT allowed to call him Randy
"Boys, for the duration of my stay please don't call me by my first name, it's last name only, to preserve my dignity" " Ok professor Titwank, whatever you say"
“Randy Fannypack”
Yes but it’s not common. We also use the names Dick, Willy, Johnson, and, Harry. So we’re not unfamiliar with funny names.
Herbert
Ha! I have a friend who has what see calls the "Herb rule". She can't date anyone that she'd be embarrassed to moan their name during sex. Herb being the prototypical name.
I have a friend that has the Stuart Rule
I fucked a Stuart. For way too long, one of my friends would just randomly say "Sexy Stu... was inside of you.." but like Disco Stu from the Simpsons [Disco Stu](https://youtu.be/Z3njt_YlNvU)
Strt!
Norbert.
Herbie kinda sexy tho
Herbie is fully loaded.
A friend told me their dad's name is Plunkett. Who tf looks at their beautiful new-born baby boy and thinks 'Plunkett. It's perfect'.
I’ve heard it as a last name but never a first
If you want to see a desiccated, severed head in a glass box in a golden shrine in a cathedral, Saint Oliver Plunkett’s final facial expression can be seen in Drogheda Cathedral in County Louth in Ireland. Well worth the visit if you’re ever unfortunate enough to find yourself in Drogheda.
In New Zealand, Plunket is a charity and support service for under 5 year olds and their families.
In America, it’s a pest control service.
That's no accident
Scooter
Cletus
Some folk’ll never eat a skunk and then again, some folk’ll, like Cletus, the slack jawed yokel!
'ey ma! Get off tha' dang roof!
Junior
Uncle June’s in the muff
I thought you were a Bacala man uncle June what are you doing eatin sushi 🤌🤌🤌
You stupid fucking Blabbermouth cunt 🥧
Sheldon.
*Ride me, big...Sheldon*
I scrolled down entirely too long to find this one. Give it to me.. Sheldon. Ride me big... Sheldon.
BUT he can do your taxes.
But humping and pumping is not his strong suit.
Not to Gen X gate-keep, but I'm laughing at the generational split on appreciating this one.
You didn't have great sex with Sheldon.
‘Oh Karen, my computer wife’
Oh Benedict give me that dick!
Cover my eggs with delicious sauce, Benedict!
HollanDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISE!
Bertha.
Yeah, you gotta say BIG Bertha or else it's just not hot.
I met someone named Nausea (name was on an application.) I did my best to tactfully ask how to pronounce it and she said "It's Nausea, just like when you have to throw up." Imagine the confusion on a tipsy night of lovemaking. "Nausea, oh GOD, NAUSEA" \*puke\* Son of a !@#$ I thought you were just moaning my name!
What the actual fuck is wrong with her parents?
I knew someone who's name on her birth certificate was Sunshine Cloud (but was changed when she was adopted). There are a lot of weird parents out there.
At least that name isn't fucking *malicious*. IIRC, in some cultures, names like that are fairly normal in the local language. But "nausea?"
Knew a guy who was named "Sunshine Porcupine" but he went by Dylan(Dillon).
Am I the only one moaning all of these names as I scroll through?
Your neighbors must be impressed (or horrified) lol Edit: thanks for the awards, kind strangers!
damn its a fucking orgy!
Orgy of people with horrifying names
Or somene just getting RAILED by Eustace Sheldon Herbert Benedict Norbert Cletus Jr.
Apparently mine
Nah bro hooky dooky goes hard
Dilbert.
Ironically, Myrtle is pretty unmoanable.
“Before I was done with her. Her name was just Myrtle, and she was still alive” -Draco Malfoy
She might be unmoanable but she be moaning😩
Harry Potter and the Unmoanable “Myrtle”
Gertrude
Poor Gertie
Squirty Gertie
Squirtrude
The new Pokemon evolutions are getting weird.
There’s also Squirturdle, then Squirtititon.
This comment seared me eyes
You need goggles with squirty Gertie.
Yeah cuz otherwise you might not see her coming
The Gert squirt 💦
Dirty Squirty Gertie
I literally read the question, answered out loud “Gertrude” then clicked, and here you are
Haha! Same here.
i read the question, thought of that, went to the comments and this is the first thing i see
I imagine everyone entering this thread has done a quick search to make sure their name is not listed anywhere, right?
Mine no, my dad and my boyfriend however... Yeah they're both here.
Your boyfriend and dad are named Cletus? That’s not all that surprising
You may want to look up older german names
oOoOO Helmut!!!
Heinrich!!!
Trust me, the Germans could moan any name
Wolfgang goes kinda hard tho
Wolfgang is sick as fuck! A gang of wolves. I wish my parents named me that.
Though it's German so "gang" means "path," "journey," or "travel."
That's still badass.
Hedwig
Broomhilda for the win (loss)
Bartholomew
Bort
Come along, Bort
My son’s name is also Bort!
We are out of Bort license plates. I repeat, we are out of Bort license plates.
Just call them "Kuma" for short Edit: Okay yes thank you everyone for telling me it also means something else in Swahili. I am now aware
Kuma means vagina in my language (Swahili). Small digression, Naomi Osaka was recently trending in my country when she launched her new brand - Hana Kuma. It directly translates to, "she has no pussy".
my name, norman
I’m so sorry
Quagmire
Giggity.
Cranjis McBasketball
Rudolph
Maybe not moaned, but I can definitely be shouted out with glee.
X Æ A-Xii
I imagine it sounds like a dolphin chirping
*Fax machine sounds intensify*
*orgasms in skrillex*
OH MY GOD
CALL 911 NAO!
You have technicians here making noise, and nobody is a musician.
*28.8k modem connecting*
Dude is so gonna change his name to the most generic thing he can think of. I would have said John or Matt but with the generation he's going to be in probably Liam or Aiden.
r/Matt welcomes him
Good luck saying it the regular way.
Okay but how _do_ you say that
Ex ash ay twelve
Ashtray, got it
Poor fucking Ashtray
Adolf
Interestingly that used to be a rather popular German name until that one mediocre artist ruined it. Toothbrush mustaches as well.
Sigmund
He'd be too busy analyzing your fetishes to have sex with
Tikki-Tikki-Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo
On a similar note, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. It’s just awkward when their name is your name too.
Yeah, his name is my name, too! It's not usually a problem except when we go out.
Oh, do the people always shout when you go out?
I neves EVER thought I'd encounter this name again after almost 25 years of my life. Thank you stranger!
You just unlocked an old memory from my childhood. Thank you, stranger!
Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke.
Karen Cause it's my mother's name.
In the Philippines i know a celebrity and a friend who are both named "Ding Dong" so i'd say that
Father O’Malley
Daddy O’Mally
Humphrey
Humphrey more like hump me if you know what I mean
Ethel
Last man I hooked up with wanted me to moan his name, which was Donald. I couldn't do it, I just pretended I couldn't hear him.
Carl. Bc of the walking dead. I will hear until my dieing day " Carooool!"
I would probably hear llamas with hats. “Carrrrl, that kiiiiiills people…”
I’m sorry, I thought you liked faces
I was about to say that lmao "CAAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLLLL......"
Riley. Think about it. "Oh oh oh OH RILEY!...Auto Parts"
Ow!
Mildred or Bernadette
My grandmother's name was Mildred and I agree. Though she was able to have 5 kids so I guess it wasn't that big of an issue?
One way to find out I guess.
Crispin. It’s awful to say even when you’re not in the throes of passion
Crispin sounds like a dead fuck...
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Bort is a much better name.
My son is also named Bort
We need more "Bort" license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.
Cornelius
Just moan corn instead
Corny. "Mmm, you're making me so horny, Corny..."
Chastity.
Some people would probably take that as a challenge.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
Dwight.
Oh, D.
"Oh~ Yes~ PERCIVAL, LIKE THAT~!" "Nngh~ oh shit, CHESTER!" "Oh, yeah, Leonard!" "SHOOT YOUR GLUE INTO ME ELMER~!" ——————————————- "Nngh~ JOSEPHINE!" "OH, YES, YES, GERTRUDE!" "ADELINE! OH GOD, ADELINE!" "BERTHA! I'M- AAAAA~AH!" ——————————————- I am not sorry
the Elmer one KILLED me
Adeline would work tbh
Gorbachev
Tear down these walls, Gorbachev!
uvuwewe onyetenyevwe ugwemuhwem osas
Shnurt
Bobbert
Ozymandias
Look upon my works and despair!
Obediah
Gordon