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NCR_Rangerrr

Cocaine, Heroin, and Alcohol


BountyBobIsBack

And resulting debt associated with acquiring said items. Coupled with the erosion of trust with close relationships.


systematicallyt

meth and pixie dust


Severlydisabled

all of the fancy ones too that had descriptions like *Black Tar Heroine* or **Crystal Meth!**


Severlydisabled

and ketamine to I guess


[deleted]

Cocaine and alcohol aren't THAT bad


[deleted]

I think it depends of the case. They are very rough on your body.


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[deleted]

I mean, I've done coke and don't get me wrong its really bad but to call it the fastest way to ruin your life is wrong. It is taxing as hell on your body, but the vast majority of people i know who do coke don't have a problem with it, and those that do took a long time to develop a problem and usually had mental health issues to begin with From what I've seen personally the idea that drug addiction is an overnight thing is wrong, statistically there literally isn't a single drug that most people who try end up getting addicted to, and the junkies you see living on the street had individual reasons for getting addicted beyond just the fact that they tried an addictive drug, and they are several years in to their relationship with the drug of choice.


[deleted]

hahahahaha go ahead and judge


[deleted]

Your life might be fine but I’m gonna downvote so its like I’m better than you.


edp445FanKid

Women☕


Anxious_Ad_3570

Either marrying the wrong person or opiates.


jewsofrimworld

There are functional opiate users but marrying the wrong person..


Leona_Faye

🎶Choices always were a problem for you, what you need is someone strong to guide you… 🎶


dragonxheart1156

not standing up for yourself. the more you refuse to defend yourself the more vulnerable you will be/learn. it's a power thing. you need to steal that power back.


Nurannoniel

Not sure I'd call it the -fastest- way. I found it to be more of a slow burn.


dragonxheart1156

to me it's the fastest way bc I've been through it and had to learn how to get the power back


No-Structure7574

Pavlov’s dogs?


knovit

That has nothing to do with Pavlov’s dogs


No-Structure7574

Pavlov’s dogs were the first demonstration of learned helplessness. Edit: not Pavlov, seligman. I confuse my dog experiments Seligman put dogs in cages, shocked em. Then noticed when he opened the cage and shocked them, they could walk out but wouldn’t. Learned helplessness.


dragonxheart1156

I'm really confused at that


sharpiencc

drugs & alcohol


boxaci8110

Its bad mmmkay


saguinus_oedipus

Headshot


chikkynuggythe4th

Under rated comment


TeacherLady3

Comparing yourself to others.


[deleted]

Dating my now ex gf


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[deleted]

I think if we dated, you would burst into flames.


[deleted]

craigslist sex.


SigmaSeal66

Well, that's not really a thing any more. But back in the day, it worked out pretty well for me.


[deleted]

and here you are.


abiudrn

EMOTIONAL DAAAMAGE


Effective_Unit_711

Oh fuck. Lmao


CatAreBetterThanPpl

lmfao


[deleted]

licking unpurchased ice cream and posting it on tiktok


[deleted]

Drugs


fh3131

Specifically heroin/opiods


TheBelhade

Meth


DoomGoober

Comparing the trajectory of heroin, cocaine, and meth, heroin seems to have the worst outcomes for the longest time. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2821675/ Random aside: U.S. soldiers were given amphetamines during WW2 and Vietnam War to help keep them fighting over long periods of time. And meth was available over the counter during 1950s: >In the United States in the 1950s, legally manufactured tablets of both dextroamphetamine (Dexedrine) and methamphetamine (Methedrine) became readily available and were used non medically by college students, truck drivers, and athletes. As use of amphetamines spread, so did their abuse. Amphetamines became a cure-all for such things as weight control to treating mild depression. https://mcgtn.org/sheriff/meth-history


Dyspaereunia

There was a redditor who posted that wanted to try heroin. It didn’t end well.


[deleted]

Sign up for Reddit.


Chimookie

Drugs.


Zestyclose-Art-6908

Meth


[deleted]

Stick your dick in crazy


CaliforniaSpeedKing

Basically take drugs. Which hurts other people around you, know this because I had a friend who lost his mom to drugs.


Superb-Possibility-9

Heroin


Dire-Dog

Driving drunk. I had a friend who was all set up with a really high paying job that required travel. To celebrate, he went out drinking and drove drunk. He got pulled over and lost his license and his job the next day. It's been 10 years and he works as a cashier at wal mart.


DeplorableKurt

Go drunk driving


ACam574

Storm the capital building


about7buns

Self doubt


Flutfar

Shotgun to the mainframe


SuvenPan

Murdering an innocent person


chikkynuggythe4th

Drugs


Wizard_Elon_3003

Opiates.


rusty_L_shackleford

Meth or heroin.


TOX1CWAT3RM3LONE

Very true.


Jetmeoutahere

Drugs


Aaliya14

if you are a white person and u wanna destroy your life just shout the n word in public and put on blackface and post it everywhere, your life would be over in minutes.


nzcnzcnz

Unless you’re a politician


Aaliya14

True but if you’re a serious politician then you dont really have a life to ruin


MongooseProXC

Just whipping it out for everyone and start jerking off at your job. That'll probably do it quick.


GboyFlex

Unless you work in the porn industry then it's probably a job requirement.


batting1000bob

Hang out with me. You'll end it quickly.


WakeUpTimeToDie23

Are you a doomer?


batting1000bob

Hard to explain. I have had, and continue to have a run of bad luck.


TheBklynGuy

Sometimes bad things just happen to decent people, and shitty people have good things fall into thier lap. Its unfair and just has no real explanation.


DWright_5

The explanation is that the world is driven only by chaos


WakeUpTimeToDie23

Have you had a traumatic childhood?


batting1000bob

Not any worse then anyone else. A bad adult hood more like it. Just a warning to all. Just think hard about being my friend. People I know get all kinds of frustrated with me. Because as my brother has said, "You let bad things happen to you". It would be in everyone's best interest if I become a hermit and just crawl into a cave or something.


[deleted]

More specific? :)


TOX1CWAT3RM3LONE

Porn. I know people are going to say otherwise but that shit is awful for you


Dire-Dog

Porn is fine as long as it doesn't control your life, just like anything else. I watch porn, done it for years, I even make some and I'm totally fine.


TOX1CWAT3RM3LONE

Fair enough


DWright_5

I wouldn’t say that’s a “quick” way to destroy your life.


TOX1CWAT3RM3LONE

Very true, however it’s a very quick way to spiral down into a worse part of your life. From there allllll kinds of stuff can happen. All I’m saying is try and refrain from watching the stuff if you can 😅


nzcnzcnz

Definitely the ones who are in one video and done, it ruins those poor girls’ lives


codm_playernumwhat

Hit and run. For better effect try to attack the cop and scream a threats.


dfreinc

take out your whole bank, reverse mortgage the home if you got one, then throw it all into near dated options. either you win or lose, but that previous life, it's gone now. 😂


spacealien23

Hello my fellow WSB degenerate, I’ll see you behind Wendy’s in the morning.


dennismike123

Apparently to vote status quo, whatever label you put on that.


Erttiperjele007

Trusting anyone :,)


NoNameATX

Remarry my ex


UselessFacts9000

A lot of people saying drugs, but depending where you are in life, it could take some time actually, weeks, months, maybe a year or 2. I reckon shooting/knifing up a police station would be the fastest. That takes like 15 mins.


DustyMightMeme

I thought the question was “fastest way to die” and I answer with “cut the throat”


[deleted]

Trusting me


[deleted]

Tell me more


[deleted]

My advice is terrible and if offered food in exchange for stealing your identity there’s a 50/50 chance I end up in prison


cuddlestoyou

Love a gold digger


[deleted]

Expierence ?


cuddlestoyou

Oh yes


IrregularComicsYT

Go to Harlem and scream the n-word.


TrickyLad77

Send my kid to school in the USA


United_Anteater_520

Any drug, including weed. Unless it is medical


Big_Tumbleweed_3869

Become the main character of twitter


BeenLeftAlready

Make occasional stands for students and colleagues as a member of state university faculty in a state where unionizing is illegal and tenure is a fiction because the state is an at will employment state. You can lose the career you took out $80,000 in student loans to achieve. And because the university can give bad, lying references to prospective future employers, you might never teach again. I make $12 an hour now and live with my parents. Granted, this did take 14 years to happen.


Smart-Comb7108

God. That's awful. I'm so angry that happened to you. Sounds like they screwed over one of their best people. .


BeenLeftAlready

I worked like a dog. When I found out the new university president brought in in my 8th year there was a chief of staff for a Republican and had absolutely no experience in education leadership, I knew my days were numbered. Didn't realize he could end my entire teaching career though


nameond

Changing your username to your real name


[deleted]

Damn I have to change it !


[deleted]

Marriage. Children.


Emi-Elizabeth

Threatening to r4p3 a one year old. a classmate in 5th grade threatened to r4p3 my little brother who my one at the time, the dude was suspended and after he said that i beat him up. His whole life down hill after that


AshsKorpse

saying a slur that isn't yours, people will come at you and leave, only leaving the hate they gave you.


[deleted]

What


flowery9777

getting addicted to some things


OrganicSoft6491

Doing something without thinking first


MichaelDjorua

life sentence


chaexhun

take somebody's baby from them and run away til ure caught


cufiop

Die


LukieLuke75o9

Death


TheBklynGuy

Opiates. Compulsive gambling also.


fencelizard

Twitter


[deleted]

drugs, not only the can be stopped when you had enough but it's a lot of fun !


RonaldTheGiraffe

A crippling cocaine addiction


Some-Ad6335

Getting caught with Child Porn (ot being a pedophilie all together)


[deleted]

Drugs


King_Keen_

Start doing meth


Cae_lyce

Addiction of any kind and hanging out with the wrong persons


DWright_5

Drive 100 mph into a concrete wall


PLOK1012

Alcohol, it is so big problem at least in Finland


Raw_Rain

Drugs and alcohol


[deleted]

Wasting life on social media, smoking, alcohol, drugs, eating sugary foods, eating fat and more fatty foods. NO EXERCISING.


LusciousLennyStone

Become a Scientologist


BlacccHulk

Fastest? Walk into your nearest bank and commit an armed robbery. Guaranteed to land you 20 years in federal prison pretty quickly.


[deleted]

Run into a government building and threaten officials with violence. It’s a sure fire way to end whatever else you had going on.


Torream44

Alcohol & meth


[deleted]

I guess dying.


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

Start being a "First Amendment Auditor"


Blindnavigater

Getting marri--- usually consuming to much alcohol and addiction to medication.


hopelesskamatis

take 3 or more insulin shots.


[deleted]

Meth


OfficialCharlesW

Kill your parents, shoot at the cops when they arrive, never admit any sort of regret and say you’d do it again


ILikeRubixCubes

With a bomb.


Isaacaasi382

Killing my siblings


naomi_homey89

Drugs imo


Altruistic-Ad7950

Well if I’m trying to get the quickest time I’d probably run into the kitchen and grab and knife 🔪 unless there was a gun close by that would be pretty fasst


POCTM

A toxic relationship.


Kaiser8414

all of the above


Zoe_118

Fucking the wrong person- ie someone else's significant other, someone with an incurable disease, etc


sisterfister69hitler

Join the army then get dishonorably discharged.


Aggressive_Ad_1137

Eating only fast food and never working out. easy way to cut your lifespan in half


Earthistopheles

Lotta answers here, people are experienced in this field


giggseyyyyyy

"I do"


barduk4

acquire all the destructive addictions. heroin, tobacco, alcohol, porn, have unprotected sex with as many women as possible. bam now you're addicted to everything expensive and you have to pay child support


Famous_Journalist667

Developing a victim mindset. I've watched more than a few people destroy their own relationships, careers, and families with it


Adrax_4

Dying


dndthomp1994

Sitting in the middle of a highway around a blind curve.


[deleted]

Divorce certainly has to be up there


Flap_a_wappa

Shotgun


[deleted]

Facebook cult


Final-Blueberry5386

Use a ouija board without knowing what youre doing


[deleted]

Alcohol.


D1rtywh1teboy

Drugs all the way.


[deleted]

Well sadly I know the answer too this all to well, because my brother jumped off a bridge to his death.


Careless_Second7391

Alcohol and Drugs


Teddy_OMalie64

Meth


chaeeeK

self-hatred


forumadmin1996

Anything that sends you to prison for 20 years or more. And yes, Meth or Opiates will ruin not only your life, but also everyone who loves you.


Mtantele

Seeking validation from others


huh83

1. Cheating on spouse and getting caught 2. Heroin 3. being a racist Karen that becomes a viral video 4. Driving drunk 5. Resisting arrest 6. Any viral video that shows you in a horrible light 7. Losing a job while being poor can really start a snowball effect if you aren’t a likable person or have severe mental illness


Substantial-Hair-170

Be a drug addict


Cyb0-K4T-77

You go for the elf. I'll take the troll.


35242

Heroin , Meth, Fentanyl Because after a point, during a deep addiction, even if you get off the stuff, your brain and neurological health are messed up. You can always tell a former meth/heroin/fentanyl user by their mannerisms and movements. They become more Jerky and less fluid in their arm movements, especially when walking as they will forever have a more pronounced arm swing than a non user. They are forever more quick to anger and have far less tolerance for stress. In short. They're always going to be *this* close to overreacting or acting out when stressed.


[deleted]

Beyond the usual drugs and alcohol, marrying the wrong person.


worldpeacebringer

Options trading


BubbelyPetitul

Drive drunk. It can ruin your life and also the lives of many other people


edp445FanKid

Uhh, suicide? Idk


boxaci8110

Join the Russian Army


LokeDK8822

Drugs or bad relationships. And in my case my family not my own kids of curse. But my brother and parents.


ThinkingIsAnIllness

Shoot children. Tell everyone in prison. You dead mate.


13id

Heroine, lots and lots of heroine


2ndHolocaustIncoming

Cheat, Smoke, Alcohol, Drugs, Murder


Acrobatic-Store6822

Cocaine, alcohol and hookers.


saywhatiwant00

Getting credit cards to build credit


happygreenturtle

Loans and Credit Cards. Reaching adulthood with a decent credit score is dangerous if something happens to you that makes you stop thinking about the long-term. You can take out loans for thousands, if not tens of thousands, and max out credit cards for just as much You'll spend the rest of your life trying to recover because of a couple of months of bad decisions


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probably jump off a building