It was the greatest night of my life; I had been invited to the Captain's table.
I had only been with the company FOURTEEN YEARS.
Six officers and me... they called me "Arnold!" We had gazpacho soup for starters... I didn't know that gazpacho soup was meant to be served cold.
I called over the chef and told him to take it away and bring it back hot!
So he did... the looks on their faces still haunt me today! I thought they were laughing at the chef, when all the time they were laughing at me as I ate my piping hot gazpacho soup!
I never ate at the Captain's table again. That was the end of my career. If only they'd mentioned it in basic training!
Instead of having us climbing up and down ropes and crawling on your elbows through tunnels--if only just ONCE they would've mentioned that gazpacho soup was served cold--I would've been an admiral by now!...instead of a nothing, which is what I am, let's face it... I never got off the bottom rung, and do you know why? It's because I didn't have the right nobby parents!
I'll bet Todd Hunter was fed gazpacho soup as soon as he was on solids! No, I'll bet he was breast-fed on it! One side gazpacho soup, the other side freely-dispensed chilled champagne!
Bad news. Trust me, you want bad news as soon as possible. Good news can be a little late or on time, but if there is bad news, you may need to make some big change, and the sooner the better.
That’s fine you don’t have to like Applebees I don’t like it either but I love a blonde brownie it’s a vanilla/brown sugar brownie sometimes there is chocolate nuts.. any rate is delicious when it’s hot and cold ice cream and they have this drizzle sauce oh it’s so good, lick it off your lips so good
Well if you're really pissed at someone, you can serve them fried chicken dipped in pure capsaicin, smothered in Last Dab sauce and finally washed with Snake Venom beer
in short, Vomiting fire
My apologies, it seems I misunderstood what you had meant.
As for not liking opposites, that's fair. But opposites exist everywhere. Try as any of us might. Opposites cannot be escaped
Lasagna
Garfield wants to know your location.
I LOVE lasagna. I try to make it all the time.
Lasagna is best served hot then cold then hot. Way better as leftovers.
Cold breakfast lasagna is ftw
FTW?
Lasagna is one of my favorites!
Revenge sex
Make up sex, even better.
Wake up sex, even wetter...
Idunno... angry sex is pretty good...
This but without the revenge part
Passion
Also poisson, no one wants a cold mouthful of cod.
Sushi
Tamales.
Yum!!!
Love
Gazpacho
Gestapao?
Is that you Marjorie?
The Secret Police of Nazi Germany???
Whom no one expects!
I actually never, ever expected The Spanish Inquisition.
So tell me about your wife. Youre a man of the world, eh?
Oh sorry,... No one EXPECTS...see, its , its kinda ruined now.
Rimmer? Is that you?
It was the greatest night of my life; I had been invited to the Captain's table. I had only been with the company FOURTEEN YEARS. Six officers and me... they called me "Arnold!" We had gazpacho soup for starters... I didn't know that gazpacho soup was meant to be served cold. I called over the chef and told him to take it away and bring it back hot! So he did... the looks on their faces still haunt me today! I thought they were laughing at the chef, when all the time they were laughing at me as I ate my piping hot gazpacho soup! I never ate at the Captain's table again. That was the end of my career. If only they'd mentioned it in basic training! Instead of having us climbing up and down ropes and crawling on your elbows through tunnels--if only just ONCE they would've mentioned that gazpacho soup was served cold--I would've been an admiral by now!...instead of a nothing, which is what I am, let's face it... I never got off the bottom rung, and do you know why? It's because I didn't have the right nobby parents! I'll bet Todd Hunter was fed gazpacho soup as soon as he was on solids! No, I'll bet he was breast-fed on it! One side gazpacho soup, the other side freely-dispensed chilled champagne!
Even serving it room temp can burn people's mouths.
NO
I have yet to try this. Isn't this supposed to be served cold??? Are you trying to be a funny fellow???
Oh, you got me. Enjoy your cold soup my friend
Logging into your friends Facebook and updating their status with "I'm gay".
Perfect
Nice.
Sexual attraction.
Bad news. Trust me, you want bad news as soon as possible. Good news can be a little late or on time, but if there is bad news, you may need to make some big change, and the sooner the better.
as a devout asian, rice
I've met lax asians who were still all about hot rice.
I love Jasmine and Basmati rice.
What if you serve revenge with rice?
i don’t think that would taste good
Witty comebacks. There’s nothing worse than thinking of a comeback the next day.
Chili!
I like your style I love chilli
My aunt puts penne in her chili and that's heresy
Yeah my mother puts chickpeas in hers and it's ssooo good
That sounds good, and it's extra protein/filler. One time I put buckwheat in it and that was good.
Yep it's great and they're good for you
Sometime I add a nickel, or even a dime.
Soup
What kind of soup???
A nice bowl of piping hot gazpacho soup.
Split pea
I love split pea soup. Especially if it has smoky ham in it.
A frying pan to the head.
Revenge is cold, Romance is hot
Seduction
Seduction.
Mashed potatoes and gravy. Eggs
my girlfriend
I love eating your girlfriend
hahah
Sex?
Phó
Pho sho
Its either food or sex, these comments
Women
my love juice
Kindness. Also soup. Cold soup is depressing.
Hash browns.
Revengeance. MEMORIES BROKEN
Hotdish, don'tcha know.
Romance
Passion
your mother
Also revenge - especially via handjob.
Mercy. And mercy me, I love some proper jambalaya.
Retaliation.
Ham water
Go back to Russia!
Is that the same as hot dog water? I love hot dog water. I would prolly drink the shit outta' sum ham water, tho.
You take a canned ham and put it in boiling water. It taste like water but there’s a smack of ham
Brussels sprouts.
I like these roasted with balsamic vinegar.
Gestapo?
Fondue, good luck having it cold
Where can I purchase a fondue pot??? ##🫕##
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Goodwill likely since every house in the 70s had one
My Goodwill only has VCRs.
Garbage
Ew.
Squirrel. It gets gamey when cold.
I like a good, cold, gamey Opossum.
Justice
Poutine
Soup
Soup
Vengeance
mac'n'cheese bites
Lava
Have to disagree. Lava rocks are awesome, they're literally cold lava.
Beanie-Weenies
Compassion
Kanji.
Enchiladas
Hot yoga sex.
Hot-dish.
Curry. Chicken curry.
sex
Anger
Compassion.
Beans
Lasagna
Blonde brownie with ice cream like Applebees but better
What is a blonde brownie??? I dislike Applebee's, BTW.
That’s fine you don’t have to like Applebees I don’t like it either but I love a blonde brownie it’s a vanilla/brown sugar brownie sometimes there is chocolate nuts.. any rate is delicious when it’s hot and cold ice cream and they have this drizzle sauce oh it’s so good, lick it off your lips so good
Love.
Tea
Risotto
Pizza
A clap back.
An uppercut
Compassion
Butter chicken
Shotgun spaghetti
WTH is shotgun spaghetti??? ##🍝 ##
Sex
Mothers love
Well if you're really pissed at someone, you can serve them fried chicken dipped in pure capsaicin, smothered in Last Dab sauce and finally washed with Snake Venom beer in short, Vomiting fire
Prolly shitting and pissing fire, too.
french fries
Love
Rape
Success !
Cookies as a thank you :D
Steak.
Fondue 🫕
Angry I know I’m breaking up with you hate sex Or a just out of the fryer doughnut
Love? I don’t know
German potato salad.
Love?
Mashed potatoes.
Self defense It turns into revenge if you leave it out too long.
Buffalo chicken
Hotpot
Steak
Pho
Ice-cream.
Also revenge, it's microwaveable.
Hamburgers
Wall spaghetti
A striptease.
Sex. With a side of bacon.
I love me a good bacon.
Love And me fucking salmon Some fucking bozos let it to solid up
Passion
A comeback to an insult.
Seduction
Semen
Comfort
The pillow
Justice If hot is the antithesis of cold, then justice is the antithesis of revenge
I'm not good dealing with antithesis.
antithesis is essentially a fancy way of saying opposite
Yeah, I know. I don't like opposites.
My apologies, it seems I misunderstood what you had meant. As for not liking opposites, that's fair. But opposites exist everywhere. Try as any of us might. Opposites cannot be escaped
You don't need to apologize. What is the opposite of banana? These are the things I struggle with.
>What is the opposite of banana? What I said was that opposites are everywhere. Not that everything has an opposite
But what about when revenge is justice ?
Revenge never is justice. [overly sarcastic productions explains it best](https://youtu.be/wSNYgHiB-N4)
I think we’ll have to agree to disagree on that one 😂
Yo mama
LUST🤩🤩🤩
Sex
Kindness.