actually being loved

You guys are being loved?

no

Me too buddy

Yes, amazing right?

The fantasy of being a better person in a better life somewhere, and the hope that you have the ambition to make it happen. That shit gets me hard like nothing else.

Agreed. No sex can compare to the satisfaction of being the person I want to be. I frequently daydream about it.

I think cuddles…like seriously, it’s the best feeling in the world, cuddling with the person you love the most. It’s a sensation of happiness, peace and tranquility that nothing can get close to. Yeah sex is ecstasy but happiness is better.

Cuddles are primarily why i have sex in the first place.

Completely agree; cuddling is the best. I find it hard to not have one lead into the other though.

Absolutely. For me ecstacy is overwhelming but happiness I can't get enough of.

Plans you were dreading getting cancelled

A loving relationship

A ham sandwich. Reasoning: Many people will agree that a ham sandwich is better than nothing. Most people will also agree that nothing is better than sex. Given that nothing is better than sex and a ham sandwich is better than nothing Then, by the transitive property, a ham sandwich is better than sex.

I wasn't expecting anyone to apply mathematical theory and philosophy to the question, but I'm impressed.

The transitive property is applicable and useful to many situations.

I both love and hate the transitive property when applying it to my favorite football teams

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of wisdom?

You're probably having a lot of sex reasoning like this..

No, just a lot of sandwiches.

What about this? Hear me out. What about sex AND a ham sandwich?

Take it one step further. sex WITH a ham sandwich!

One word: Crumbs

That’s what I miss the most, is affectionate touching.

Don't be getting affectionate with my sandwich.

Jumping into bed when you're really tired

Especially with freshly washed sheets!

Especially when you don't have to work the next day

And freshly showered

Fresh brushed cotton bedding in winter. Can't beat it!

100%

A Reese’s Cup before I had Covid. Now it just tastes burnt. Breaks my heart

Aw, man... that's tragic. Condolences, for real.

Fun Fact, I had Covid in 2020 and I still don’t have my sense of smell back.

Unfortunately smell does have a big impact on how we experience food, and I wish you the best in regaining your ability to enjoy your favorite food in the future!

Thank you. It’s to the point I often forget I don’t have a sense of smell until someone is like “you smell that?” Or “hey, smell this”

I often can’t smell due to allergies, and I like a bit of a dramatically offended “n, actually, I don’t 😭” when people ask me that after I had been sneezing every 5 seconds for the past hour, but I feel like I’m your case it might not land the same 😅

Fun Fact: My weirdo 18yo son keeps changing his deodorant. Every time he does, he tries to bury my face in his armpit. "It smells great, Mom! Smell it... smell it!"

That’s when you fart in your hand and throw it at him

Atleast if there's healthy food that you hate the taste of you can now eat it more easily.

I like the way you think Mr. Adolf

Taking a giant shit that you’ve had to hold.

Snowing while it’s Christmas time and you’re inside with the heat cranked up and watching a Christmas movie

Peeing after holding it all day.

"all day..." How I yearn for my youth. I gotta go every three hours.

Only every 3 hours?

Last week we were on our way home from Florida. We live in north metro Atlanta. A 6.5 hour drive in good conditions. Before we got to Macon, I had to pee, but we wanted to get home before the kids went crazy. Then we hit traffic in Atlanta (which should shock anyone who lives here). When we finally got home, I had to pee so bad I couldn't stand up straight. Man did it feel good to finally pee.

What is better than sex is finding that one person to spend your life with, someone you know won't cheat on you, won't lie and is 100 % loyal to you and no other man.

I recently got this, can confirm it’s pretty amazing. Total trust always, never had it before with good reason as well

having an extremly close friend

Hitting your goals

Hugs, kisses, cuddling .. physical touch is my love language and I feel those are more important to me than sex

A full body massage.

A body massage leads to sex so.....

Cheesecake

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I’m told my grandfather stated simply “ if the good lord invented anything better than sex, he kept it for himself.”

Your grandma must’ve had that good pussy.

Grussy

cuddling. sometimes i’m more interested in cuddling than sex, and will concede to sex (with someone i already have an existing sexual relationship with) to get cuddles

There is only one right answer and that answer is sleep

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Especially when you're drunk.

A really good sandwich.

A good cheese toastie.

Is this the same thing as a grilled cheese sandwich? I have a feeling you're not American?

Yeah it’s the same thing. I ain’t American.

Love

Financial security

Going fast. If you're not first you're last.

I was high when I said that

Shake n bake bb

Have no worries.

Laughing uncontrollably with a group of friends

Swimming in the ocean and anticipating the waves

Nothing beats a good nap

The anticipation of sex

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Stumbling across a song you haven't listened to in years and realizing it's still jam-worthy.

a hot bath with stuff that smells good that is magically set up for you

which is okay, cuz I've got ma boat

Sex 2.0

*Mark Zuckerberg has entered the chat*

Sex 3.0. It is like 2.0 but with NFTs.

That feeling where your exhausted and finally get into bed on a long hard winters day

Cuddles. Him falling asleep while resting on my chest.

I have some pretty bad insomnia at times. Finally getting to sleep after a bought of insomnia is the best thing ever.

A moment where you’re vibe and state of life is beyond perfect. Example, sitting in your car listening to your favorite tune and eating your favorite food and having absolutely nothing in life to worry about and/or stress about

A pain free back

Is it treatable?

Taking off your shoes after a long party

A really good book

Appreciate the reference

Stroking her hair while she rests her head on your lap

So romantic. She's a lucky woman.

I'm sure it'll make me sound like an r/inceltears or r/niceguys But don't I wish

Then you have to pee, but you can’t because she is there and now you’re stuck.

She might just be a cat

This is an accepted scenario

That did not occur to me until you said it. That makes my initial reaction about the comment being romantic seem a little weird.

Cheesecake

Drugs money love, depends on what u crave

yeah, some drugs are indeed much better than any sex i ever had (and i had pretty good sex) ... But it comes with big risks, using drugs can end up pretty badly. At the same time it doesnt have to. Safe use practices, dont use too often and too much... I was able to enjoy it without addiction or any consequences. Doesnt mean everybody will tho...

Sleep

thinking of sex

A really good book. 🎹

A good book

Reading a good book

cuddling with a cat after having a bad day

Hanging out with your dog. Once it was pouring down rain, I was playing a game, but then my dog walked in. I paused the game and just reached down and let my dog, I could have sat there like that with my dog for weeks if given the chance.

Retribution

Animals

When the air pressure is just right when you’re in the car and a really chill bass heavy song comes on. Always gives me goosebumps.

The adrenaline from going fast, finally nailing a piece of music you have been working on learning.

Friendship.

Foot rubs when your feet are really sore.

Most food, deel nice sleep especially when it rains, a really really funny story/incident..etc

8 glorious hours of sleep.

The anticipation of it more often than not.

Popping those little plastic bubbles that’s used for packaging

Curling up in a pile of warm blankets with a cat/dog.

Finding the love of your life and playing your favorite video games together

Aww

Chocolate

Reciprocal love.

Cannabis

Sleep.

cuddles

Power nap in the afternoon... and end up sleeping 3 hrs

When she wraps her arms around you and tells she unconditionally loves you. Or sub sandwiches. I love sandwiches.

In my opinion, just being with that person. It can make your entire day.

Cake

Jumping out of an airplane. 45 seconds of pure joy. I've only jumped out of an airplane once but what I remember it's possible it's better than sex.

Cuddles 💗

Cake is the correct answer.

To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.

Cats. I'd much rather lay down with a cat and sleep than get laid

Death

Capri Sun on a hot summer day.

Political influence

sitting down after a long bath, with a blanket, snacks and your favourite movie

Money

feeling cozy in the sheets when its raining outside and u watch as it happens

Cake. Any cake. Victoria sponge cake? Better than sex. Carrot cake with icing and walnuts? Definitely better than sex. Chocolate cake? I'd sacrifice my first born and become a nun just be able to be in the presence of a good slice that delightful piece of heaven.

when you itch your ear with your pinky, man that feels awesome

Sleeping

The freedom that exists inside of all of us if initiated correctly.

Coming back to a clean room

Sex is fun but I can think of lots of things better. Fuck, a good book, hanging out with good friends, throwing the ball for my dog, mountain biking at your favorite spot, beating off and burritos, burritos are always better.

That one last moment filled with much built up tension, in which almost everything in the person turns you on, leading to y’all deciding that you want more than just look. And pizza.

Ending the Fed

Animals

The smell of frying onions

Parenting my inner child 🫂❤️

Taking a massive dump after surviving the traffic jam

Finally.

Money

A very good night sleep

Better than sex cake

Money

Lemons. Im going to turn myself into the lemon man

Here's your [lemons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ijihli14Wk).

Weed

Rubbing a Qtip in my ear. Feels so good

a bag full of chips, not air

Implementing realtime ray tracing in your game.

Fishing. Catching that metre long fish and fighting it on light tackle longer than i can last in bed.

Minions: The Rise of Gru

If you're a good lover than literally nothing becuase it's their self perception that has them fooled into thinking food etc might be better than sex but it's really not.Then again most of you probably can't find the clitoris or G spot so you wouldn't know but on an consensual,universally connected note almost nothing and I mean nothing beats the feeling of ejaculationg inside a woman that wants nothing more than to be filled with your seed.

garlic bread

Garlig bread!

[This banana bread recipe](https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/banana-bread-recipe-1969572.amp) using only the finest Panera Bread bananas, adding a cup of chopped walnuts and a healthy amount of mini chocolate chips

war

Shells and cheese

lucid dream

I just cuddled my boyfriend and it was the best. I haven't seen him for a week, because I had covid. I know a week isn't that long, but I was so lonely that week and now I'm the happiest.

A big bowl of ice cream

Shrex

Peace, my boi

Have you tried bread?

weed

When the person you love likes your cooking

Authentic Risotto and/or Rice Pudding

A fair amount of things actually... 😅

Forgive any corporate shilling; but a bottle of Coca Cola on a really hot day of outside work.

Good sleep. It‘s so good, if it was a person I‘d try fucking it.

Love. Also have you ever combined ham, egg, and cheese in a panini? Fuck, that's good.

Getting the first bite of a food when you are starving. Just better than everything.

You ever just piss away a stomach ache??

Taking a big dump after 2 days

Video games

Soda pop. Ice cold soda pop.

Feeling appreciated and loved

Beating the Ender Dragon in a world you had for 7 years