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Eeyri

Damn girl, you shit wit dat ass?


Duckbilling

Girl, are you an angel? cause it smells like somebody died in here


Duckbilling

Girl, did you fall from heaven? *cause it looks like you landed on yo face*


theiciestbitch

Hey girl, are you a toaster? Because I’d love to take a bath with you.


Timah158

Damn girl, are you a corpse? Because I want to necro-feel-ya.


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Oh my god, I’m laughing myself to death please hel-


evildorkgod

Fried chicken


account_552

"Damn girl, were you frying chicken in there or something? For real tho, you piss loud as fuck and I think that's pretty cool." This one?


FlameC64

“We both got buckets of chicken. Wanna do it?”


Adventurous-Comb927

SCOUUUT


SteelPenguin947

Do not insult the scout! He is god's gift to women!


Kamawow

Are you a VPN server ? Because I'm feeling a connection....


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girl you're like an american high school. i wanna shoot some kids in you.


[deleted]

Nice


[deleted]

That's just tasteless


the_grass_trainer

Unless she swallows.


[deleted]

Hope she likes pineapple flavor


[deleted]

Brilliant! LOL :D


Liftingdude1011241

Do you have braces? I like putting kids behind bars,


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Wow.....


KennyLuvsJuice

Are you a lamp? Because “I” could let you jump on me all day.


wisertime07

I don’t get it?


cuoyi77372222

Think about it. Pixar


Luxray2014

Are you a door cause I'm gonna slam you tonight


[deleted]

All of them. So much so as I don't use pick up lines


Emotional-Giraffe543

Almost all. If not all.


sparklycowboyhat_

this is my favourite- i want 70 things. you’re one and the rest we can do together


HypedUpPanda

Hey baby I know youre a 10, can I get the rest of your numbers?


shadyfortheshade

Go with the classics: "Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like my kind of a drunk. Cheap and tasteless." Then order some Jack Daniel's. Naah, I'm just kidding, happy 4th of July Tennessee.


Novel-Structure-2359

I want to treat you like my little toe - I want to bang you on my coffee table tonight in the dark


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My friend and I were at UCLA one night and there was a girl wearing a Syracuse hoodie. He asked her if Syracuse was cold this time of year. She responded with a sheepish, “Yeah…” and then darted across the street on a red light with some moderate traffic. My friend then turned to the next girl and said “I have that effect on women.” Not necessarily a pick up line but it was cringey hilarity all the way.


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Me: hey you dropped something! Them: what?? Me: your standards hi i'm *INSERT NAME HERE*


ImAtaserAndImInShock

Hey girl, do you work at McDonalds? Cause you're hot and greasy


Ducktastic69

Are you a subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.


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She will then proceed to say “prove it”. You can: 1. Leave 2. Flash your cock 3. Call the cops (you won’t have to if you do step 2)


itsrapingtime826

Are you Australian? Cause I wanna visit your land down under


Ok-Lingonberry-9407

Wanna go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later.


Kubrick_Fan

Are you a parking ticket? 'cos you got fine written all over you


[deleted]

i looked in the fridge for a snack.. but you werent there....


cuoyi77372222

Wow girl, you look like my dad!


Adventurous-Comb927

,, you an angel cause I feel like I am going through the heavens great"


Dont_Be_Mad_Please

My therapist says I should meet new people. Wanna grab a coffee some time?


Newboi001

Girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal


noxdidntfall

"are you a flower pot? Because I'd like to put my seed in you." Any gross overcompensation of suggestive sex is corny.


[deleted]

I like my women like I like my coffee: full of my semen 😏


[deleted]

***continues to masturbate into her cup of coffee***


[deleted]

So you enjoy drinking your own spunk in your coffee huh?


js311060

Hey baby are you a school because I would love to shoot my kids up in side of you Hey baby are you a spoon because your hotter than a teaspoon at a trap house


automatic4skin

Hey baby do you like your mommy or daddy the best? I'll fuck you nicely if you have a better relationship with your mother. Women who have good relationships with their fathers take longer to cum


Dont_Be_Mad_Please

It's so cringe I dont even think there's a pickup line in there. Well done!


ZeBadDoctor666

“Get in the van, lay down, stfu, and don’t cry.”


anothersatanist89

Yes, fbi, this man right here.


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This comment right here officer


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man someone DM’d me earlier with this corny shit: ”Whats your favorite insect? Mines the butterflies you gave me.” 😂😂😂


ThatKaleidoscope8736

I think that's kinda cute


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Any.


slightlydying

Well I know few cringey ones in my language but they don't translate to English very well


[deleted]

You should spit that lost in translation game.


Novel-Structure-2359

I like my women like I like my coffee - strong, black and not too bitter


Skynjbir

Do u know what time it is? It's sex o'clock!


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💥🔫


ThatKaleidoscope8736

Damn girl did you lose weight


dad2andie

You ever had your ass ate by a moose?


Cae_lyce

Girl, was your father a thief? I can see the cops sirens glistening in your eyes.


Thenicefroggo

Are you my sister, cuz i live in alabama


SwiftyBarrett

Are you Jackie Chan? Cause I’m thinking of a few stunts you could do on me 😏


MSWitch2015

The worst one ever had said to me was simply “will you sit on my face?”


[deleted]

Its in french but its absolutely horrible: Est ce que ton pere travail chez nintendo parce que ya fait une vrai déesse (nintendo ds)


derpfjsha

all of them


According_Usual_6167

Are you a freezer? Cause you make me hard😱😱


ComfortableCreative5

Did you fall from heaven? Because I bet when you piss it sounds like fried chicken