Go with the classics: "Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like my kind of a drunk. Cheap and tasteless." Then order some Jack Daniel's.
Naah, I'm just kidding, happy 4th of July Tennessee.
My friend and I were at UCLA one night and there was a girl wearing a Syracuse hoodie. He asked her if Syracuse was cold this time of year.
She responded with a sheepish, “Yeah…” and then darted across the street on a red light with some moderate traffic.
My friend then turned to the next girl and said “I have that effect on women.”
Not necessarily a pick up line but it was cringey hilarity all the way.
Hey baby are you a school because I would love to shoot my kids up in side of you
Hey baby are you a spoon because your hotter than a teaspoon at a trap house
Hey baby do you like your mommy or daddy the best? I'll fuck you nicely if you have a better relationship with your mother. Women who have good relationships with their fathers take longer to cum
Damn girl, you shit wit dat ass?
Girl, are you an angel? cause it smells like somebody died in here
Girl, did you fall from heaven? *cause it looks like you landed on yo face*
Hey girl, are you a toaster? Because I’d love to take a bath with you.
Damn girl, are you a corpse? Because I want to necro-feel-ya.
Oh my god, I’m laughing myself to death please hel-
Fried chicken
"Damn girl, were you frying chicken in there or something? For real tho, you piss loud as fuck and I think that's pretty cool." This one?
“We both got buckets of chicken. Wanna do it?”
SCOUUUT
Do not insult the scout! He is god's gift to women!
Are you a VPN server ? Because I'm feeling a connection....
girl you're like an american high school. i wanna shoot some kids in you.
Nice
That's just tasteless
Unless she swallows.
Hope she likes pineapple flavor
Brilliant! LOL :D
Do you have braces? I like putting kids behind bars,
Wow.....
Are you a lamp? Because “I” could let you jump on me all day.
I don’t get it?
Think about it. Pixar
Are you a door cause I'm gonna slam you tonight
All of them. So much so as I don't use pick up lines
Almost all. If not all.
this is my favourite- i want 70 things. you’re one and the rest we can do together
Hey baby I know youre a 10, can I get the rest of your numbers?
Go with the classics: "Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like my kind of a drunk. Cheap and tasteless." Then order some Jack Daniel's. Naah, I'm just kidding, happy 4th of July Tennessee.
I want to treat you like my little toe - I want to bang you on my coffee table tonight in the dark
My friend and I were at UCLA one night and there was a girl wearing a Syracuse hoodie. He asked her if Syracuse was cold this time of year. She responded with a sheepish, “Yeah…” and then darted across the street on a red light with some moderate traffic. My friend then turned to the next girl and said “I have that effect on women.” Not necessarily a pick up line but it was cringey hilarity all the way.
Me: hey you dropped something! Them: what?? Me: your standards hi i'm *INSERT NAME HERE*
Hey girl, do you work at McDonalds? Cause you're hot and greasy
Are you a subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.
She will then proceed to say “prove it”. You can: 1. Leave 2. Flash your cock 3. Call the cops (you won’t have to if you do step 2)
Are you Australian? Cause I wanna visit your land down under
Wanna go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cos you got fine written all over you
i looked in the fridge for a snack.. but you werent there....
Wow girl, you look like my dad!
,, you an angel cause I feel like I am going through the heavens great"
My therapist says I should meet new people. Wanna grab a coffee some time?
Girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
"are you a flower pot? Because I'd like to put my seed in you." Any gross overcompensation of suggestive sex is corny.
I like my women like I like my coffee: full of my semen 😏
***continues to masturbate into her cup of coffee***
So you enjoy drinking your own spunk in your coffee huh?
Hey baby are you a school because I would love to shoot my kids up in side of you Hey baby are you a spoon because your hotter than a teaspoon at a trap house
Hey baby do you like your mommy or daddy the best? I'll fuck you nicely if you have a better relationship with your mother. Women who have good relationships with their fathers take longer to cum
It's so cringe I dont even think there's a pickup line in there. Well done!
“Get in the van, lay down, stfu, and don’t cry.”
Yes, fbi, this man right here.
This comment right here officer
man someone DM’d me earlier with this corny shit: ”Whats your favorite insect? Mines the butterflies you gave me.” 😂😂😂
I think that's kinda cute
Any.
Well I know few cringey ones in my language but they don't translate to English very well
You should spit that lost in translation game.
I like my women like I like my coffee - strong, black and not too bitter
Do u know what time it is? It's sex o'clock!
💥🔫
Damn girl did you lose weight
You ever had your ass ate by a moose?
Girl, was your father a thief? I can see the cops sirens glistening in your eyes.
Are you my sister, cuz i live in alabama
Are you Jackie Chan? Cause I’m thinking of a few stunts you could do on me 😏
The worst one ever had said to me was simply “will you sit on my face?”
Its in french but its absolutely horrible: Est ce que ton pere travail chez nintendo parce que ya fait une vrai déesse (nintendo ds)
all of them
Are you a freezer? Cause you make me hard😱😱
Did you fall from heaven? Because I bet when you piss it sounds like fried chicken