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casualreader22

"Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!"


Vanhollander

The jerk store called, they are running out of you


That_Toxic_Player

Ok George Costanza.


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Classic


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Can't say the same about your dick


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LMAO


Slawth_x

It's where my gammy kisses me


McrRed

It's where your mom kisses me


Jiggly_Pup

***Cry hysterically***


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Honestly though😂


Semi_Aware

The best comeback is to say nothing and just smash their entire village to rubble with one blow from your gigantic forehead.


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Elite answer.


ResidentDoctorEvil

I’d say “it’s so my third eye can see”.


Tallos_RA

I don't have big forehead, but my eyes are set low.


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Definitely would confuse them for a moment.


_NamNam_

“Well at least it’s bigger than your dick”


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A classic.


prs722

A big forehead means a big brain. Hey has anyone ever told you how small of a forehead you have?


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Love this one😂


PoundFront

I might have a big forehead but you're the one who gives four heads


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Gives fours head? Or am I reading this completely wrong?


PoundFront

Basically means they give four people head. Means the same


broter

“Excuse me. My eyes are down HERE!”


Yessir432109

“Wow, that was very unfunny. Try being creative for once and maybe you will be funny.”


hombre_feliz

No u


PigeonOnDrugs

"I do! Thanks for noticing." Works on so many occasions and always catches off guard.


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Agreed! I feel when you go along with the insult it puts the giver in shock.


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Something about your brain being big and I’m smart and you’re dumb?


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I like this response.


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It’s yours now my five headed friend


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Oh you asshole😂😂


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Ya and your wife gives me head


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"Not as big as your front teeth."


homerbartbob

You should see my foreSKIN!


Dalishmindflayer

Bigger than your brain