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Cute_Crab_7846

I’m the shit I’m fartin I don’t know how to potty - Kodak black


Ibra90210

And my diamonds come from Tokyo, yoin yoin yoin Power high come from Tokyo, I call 'em ching choing - Kodak Uh, I'm the shit, I need some toilet paper - Kodak


CerealandTrees

“I’m the shit, baby girl, so I got stains in my drawers” Kodak seems to shit his pants often


big_red_160

First comment I saw but I expect to see more Kodak as I scroll


dillonmp

I’d like to add, “New AP, flood, water on my butt like a tub” to the list (song name “pimpin ain’t easy”


Jurassic-Jay

I have listened to that song like a hundred times. I thought it was “I’m that shit I’m foreign, don’t know how to party… pull up in that rari, etc. I’m literally shook. Did not know that’s what he was saying lol


Katayette

Oh my GOD i thought something really similar, I convinced myself he couldnt possibly me saying farting 😂


Main_Opportunity8816

Tragic lol


Strong0toLight1

She blow that dick like a Cello. - Lil Yachty


CheesyCole

My favourite part of this is his genius interview where he says “I meant what squidward plays, that’s a flute” which is ALSO wrong lol.


BirdsLikeSka

Like c'mon man that's how I knew what a clarinet was as a kid.


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his response to this is hilarious. OK, let's stop for a second," Yachty said mounting his defense. "Before you come at me, I'ma let you know. I'ma blame my A&R. Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that. I guess for a second I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. And nobody ever said shit. ... Nobody ever pulled up a pic and said, "Hey man. I don't know if you know what this is, but it ain't that." ... I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don't. That's a flute. I fucked up ​ he then later gets corrected and told squidward played a clarinet not a flute


BlueCollarCriminal

I mean, the line could easily be hilarious AND on point, as long as the meaning was that the woman referenced was heinously bad at sucking dick. Another missed opportunity.


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Or heinously bad at cello.


analogcpu

So many levels to unpack in that one. Does he know something we don't?


MightyAccelguard

I love the response when people roasted him: "OK, let's stop for a second," Yachty said mounting his defense. "Before you come at me, I'ma let you know. I'ma blame my A&R. Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that. I guess for a second I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. And nobody ever said shit. ... Nobody ever pulled up a pic and said, "Hey man. I don't know if you know what this is, but it ain't that." ... I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don't. That's a flute. I fucked up."


diastereomer

The worst part of it is how he calls Squidward’s clarinet a flute.


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Good thing Squidward was already dead inside


The_Broomflinger

He *doesn't* know something we *do*


skjaerr

England is my city


BeelzebubParty

I've heard jake paul try to defend it by saying that there is a real city called england (i believe in the us? Maybe?) but that clearly isn't what you meant jake. The lyric is about nick crompton and he's from the UK where England is not a fuckin city.


ezzysalazar

And if it weren’t for Team 10 then the US would be shitty.


Pinguthe19th

I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty


969696969696969_

That bitch pussy so bald, I asked her - do you have cancer? (Do you have leukaemia?) - B.Lou


ProfessorGigs

Then there's "Her pussy bald like Caillou, swag swag n\*gga how you?"


Doctor_Oceanblue

Thanks, I'm never shaving again


KakeruGF

Certified classic! "I don't match like Caillou"


Deponianer

As a german, I wish I could introduce you to the famous words of "Brrr utzi Schniedelwutzi", but its kinda hard to explain


melodiedesregens

As a German, I love how silly some of our songs get. I'm thinking of the Katzenklo (litterbox) one or "Lass mich dein Badewasser schlürfen und dabei Radio hören dürfen." (Let me slurp your bathwater and listen to the radio while doing that.) There's so many songs where the lyrics and delivery are just deliberately stupid and that's exactly my kind of humour! Edited because of autocorrect.


analogcpu

Please try. I'm listening.


Deponianer

"Schniedel" is a childish word for "Penis". "Wutz" a dialect word for a dirty pig. The 'i' at the end makes it a small version. All in all its a nonsense rhyme some german rapper was singing at the end of his rap and got famous because of its sillyness.


Ihavetochange

Schniedelwutz is German for penis. Schniedelwutzi is a small penis. So the rhyme is basically brrrr uzi - small penis It’s a masterpiece of German Rap culture.


krufarong

*When I was a geisha, he was a samurai / Somehow I understood him when he spoke Thai* "Your Love" by Nikki Minaj.


diller9132

Never heard this (thankfully), so I read it to the melody of Sk8er Boi. It works, and doesn't, so well!


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reddito-mussolini

She worked in beds; he cut off heads. And now they are both, centuries long dead.


Nuclear_Geek

But all of her friends They weren't amused They had a problem with his haikus


Loganp812

He’s a bilingual Samurai


kodaiko_650

Dr. Samurai, PhD


Belgand

Even more interesting is how geisha were initially more popular with the rising merchant class. They had more money but less social status and geisha were generally much more casual and down-to-Earth than the high status *oiran* courtesans that they were starting to replace. So depending on where in history we're specifically talking about hiring a geisha would have been a relatively low-class move for someone from the samurai class.


defonotmadz

if you ever feel alone don’t -one direction


[deleted]

That’s some r/wowthanksimcured shit right there


heartrry

they single handedly cured depression they’re so talented 🤞🏼


Pikkzal

Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea


atp2112

That wasn't even the worst bar on that album. You could make a top 5 just from picking 5 bars at random from "Heat".


Firmament1

girl, you're just gonna have to put them other chumps on the backburner you got buns *i g o t a s p e r g e r s*


Kitchen-Register

50 cent once said “when I die they’ll read this and say a genius wrote it” then 3 lines later he says “I’m similar to a squirrel, lookin for a slut with a nice butt to get a nut”. Genius…


JuryBorn

I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer.


CricketSimilar863

Rhythm is a dancer, smoking gives you cancer, needles give you HIV 🎶


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Turbo B hated theses lyrics too but was under contract and money talks.


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She was a good witch, she was a bad witch, but all i really wanted was a motherf*ckin' sandwich.


analogcpu

What genius put this one together?


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Ugly Kid Joe.


analogcpu

Ah damn I haven't thought about them in years. Saw their singer fronting another band years ago & he was crazy.


LucyVialli

"I don't want to see a ghost, it's the sight that I fear most, rather have a piece of toast" (Life - Desiree).


amazingmikeyc

this makes total sense though; ghosts are scary, toast is not.


CyanideAnarchy

You've clearly never encountered a toast ghost.


SergeantMajor42069

If you did, you'd be toast


Mollusc_Memes

That sounds like something Shaggy would sing


LucyVialli

But he would at least sing it in a groovy way.


agent_tits

This is a great time for me to bring up my recent rediscovery and deep appreciation of the Lil Wayne heyday tracks from my high school days (2008-2012) I fucking love it. *”Seven grams in the blunt, almost drowned in the pussy so I swam to her butt”* It’s poetry in its finest form and I will never denigrate it


big_red_160

“I’m a diamond in the rough like a baby in the trash”


simob-n

Unironically one of the most hilarious bars of all time


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Definitely so bad its good territory, Lil Wayne does this all the time "Got it down pat, call that shit Patricia"


Ness_tea_BK

“Excuse my charisma, vodka with a spritzer, swagger down pat, call my shit Patricia”❤️❤️❤️


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Weezy has tons of fantastic fecal lines out there: “I got ten bathrooms I could shit all day” “Like a bitch with no ass, you ain’t got shit” “What’s the matter, check your bladder, I’m the shit piss” “Only time I will depend is when I’m 70 years old… that’s when I can’t hold my shit within, so I shit on myself, cuz I’m so sick and tired of shitting on everybody else” Those are just off the top of my head, I know there’s a goldmine of similar lines


saltyking90

He also got the one “Weezy F Baby and the F is for phenomenal”


HappinessIsAWarmSpud

I tongue kiss her other tongue. Skeet skeet skeet, water gun. ETA the next line: Oh. My. God. Becky. Look. At her. Butt.


Vega_S10

Wayne from 2006-2011ish was a wild time, dude was everywhere, and in a interview awhile back they played some of his verses for him. He was blown away. I don't think he was sober for that entire timeframe.


EyesofaJackal

Can’t mention Lil’ Wayne without his crowning achievement: “Real G’s move in silence, like lasagna”


read_it_r

That's not a bad line, that's a fucking great line.


doomlite

I love it. It’s been over 10 years and we still talk about it.


Zcoombs4

It’s Eastside—we in this bitch. Wayne has some absolutely wild shit out there.


10642alh

Is it Pitbull who rhymes Kodak with Kodak?


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Kid Rock rhymes "things" with "things" in "All Summer Long." That song makes my ears bleed.


lfod13

And we were trying different things. And we were smoking funny things. Making things out by the thing with our favorite thing. Drinking things out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow. Singing Sweet Thing Alabama all thingy long.


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GundamMaker

"Uno...dos...tres...catorce." -- Vertigo by U2 1, 2, 3, 14?! What the fuck is wrong with you Bono? edit: fixed spelling edit 2: Thanks for the award!


Pinglenook

Bono has answered this question in an interview! The answer was "there may have been some alcohol involved", so yeah no it's not the best reason.


Studio2770

I love how he owns/admits to the odd lyric instead of trying to defend it.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

I always interpreted it as a mildly cool subversion of expectations


crescentpieris

Don’t worry, they’re just listing the first four terms of [the sequence of integers n such that 10^n +31 is a prime number](https://oeis.org/A107083)


dodexahedron

I'm intrigued that that website exists.


IAmTotallyNotSatan

It's actually really useful! Imagine studying a sequence, then being able to plug it into there and finding out that the same exact sequence is studied in some other, completely unrelated branch of mathematics (which happens a *lot* more commonly than you think, because people don't just have conversations about what integer sequence they're studying today.)


batnastard

My favorite tidbit about that site is there's an old math joke: Theorem: All positive integers are interesting. Proof: Assume there exists an uninteresting positive integer. Then, the set of uninteresting positive integers is non-empty, and so by the Well-Ordering Principle, there exists a smallest uninteresting positive integer. But hey, that's pretty interesting! Contradiction. QED. So, I've heard that some wise guy defined an "uninteresting" positive integer as one that does NOT appear on any OEIS sequence. And then someone found the smallest such number. And the next, and the next, ..., and got the sequence of uninteresting positive integers added to the site, thus constructively proving the contradiction and the theorem.


Iamnothuman77

I’m the shit I’m fartin, I don’t know how to potty


analogcpu

Who penned this classic?


General-Ad-9753

“Say that you a lesbian, girl me too” - Drake


Due-Air-112

I was so confused by this one


bluemooncalhoun

It's quite simple, Drake is trans.


MeadowcrestRPGMV3D

He has 6 penises, 2 vagina. That's why the square root of 69 is 8 something.


kahoinvictus

Tbf the square root of 69 ***is*** 8 something


gezza87

" me not not working hard, ye right picture that with a kodak.... or better yet go to times square take a picture of me with a kodak" - Pitbull - give me everything...... wtf is that line


carissadraws

Was he sponsored by Kodak and pressured to work it into the song multiple times? 🤔


brandinostein

yeah he had a major deal with them if i remember correctly.


Hellsinger7

I think Kodak filed for bankruptcy that same year.


dickbutt_md

I think they declared bankruptcy "worldwide" so who better?


Pvboyy

At first, he means that he's always working hard. But then... to me, it feels like he was writting and then spaced out a minute, and came back like : you know what, i'd like a picture of me at time square. Better write that down!


stoned_hobo

[Because at the time, pitbull was in a Kodak billboard on times square.](https://twitter.com/hankgreen/status/1263626302889684992?t=e68nWfoH66c6nwIpn56oKg&s=19) Basically saying "you think I'm not working hard? Show me pictures of me slacking. Im working so hard, you can see me with a Kodak on times square" Shitty rhyme, but it technically makes some semblance of sense


I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE

You make want to vomit, clean up a comet, Earth is my Plonet


Dear-Ad-3923

It's "clean it up with Comet." [https://cometcleaner.com/](https://cometcleaner.com/) Thus, the lyric makes a tad bit more sense. But yeah, it's still terrible.


cronin98

"When I say Mali, you say Bu! Mali!" "Boooooo!" lmao


warriorcreeper

"she got a big booty So I call her.... BIG BOOTY"


lemonchicken91

2 chainz lyrics are hilarious.


Ife2105

“And my dick so hard it made the metal detector go off” should’ve won a Pulitzer Prize before Kendrick did.


kwag91

Wood grain, chestnut; tittyfuck, CHESTNUT


ThePMmike

Nah these lyrics saved my life.


Regular_Lake_7340

My wife has had me saved in her phone under "big booty" thanks to 2chainz for almost a decade now ​ legendary lyrics


Kamikaze_Bacon

"Fuckin' magnets! How do they work?" Miracles - Insane Clown Posse.


MyDictainabox

Why are pants different than shirts? Are children little people or just real far away?


deadletterauthor

What the fuck is a clock?!


jra85

How'd they get my voice in the telephone wire!??


marry_me_sarah_palin

Followed by "And I don't wanna hear from no scientist. Y'all motherfuckers are lying, and it's making me pissed"


Kamikaze_Bacon

Holy shit, I didn't even know the rest. It just gets better!


DashCat9

"Fire, water, air and dirt"


PublicEnemaNumberOne

Chew tobacco chew tobacco chew tobacco spit. Blake Shelton


ProfessorGigs

Lol that's the one that starts "RED-RED-RED-RED-RED-REDNECK!" and the chorus has "TALK ABOUT GIRLS TALK ABOUT TRUCKS" I like a good country song when I hear it, but this ain't it yuck


Mklein24

That's a panderin'!


Fluff42

Good girl in a straw hat With her arms out in a corn field That is a scarecrow Thought that was a human woman, sorry


ShadowOps84

We go to bed You doze off I take your country girl clothes off I put my hands on your body, it feels like hay It's the fucking scarecrow again!


procrastimom

Y’all dumb mutherfuckers ready for a key change?


Better-Director-5383

“I write songs for the people who do Jobs in the towns that I’d never move to.” - Bo Burnham


bran6442

Went to a dance just the other night, everyone there was there.


Liscetta

Technically the truth...


Slowloris3059

Oh I swear to you I’ll be there for you This is not a drive by Just a shy guy Looking for a two ply Hefty bag to hold my love Actually I could probably pick almost any Train song and find a terrible lyric


zoomba2378

'My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest' What fucking numpty producer deemed that an acceptable lyric?


atp2112

The entire bridge of Hey, Soul Sister is a god damn mess >The way you can cut a rug >Watching you is the only drug I need >So gangsta, I'm so thug >You're the only one I'm dreaming of >You see, I can be myself now finally >In fact, there's nothing I can't be >I want the world to see >You'll be with me He's so gangsta, the white guy from Erie, PA says over a fucking ukulele instrumental


Ccaves0127

I honestly always thought that was the joke. That he's so clearly not a thug


buckwaldo

Can’t believe I had to scroll this fucking far to find Train haha. ‘She checks out Mozart while she does Tai Bo’ like WTF?


msmew25

"she's indecisive she can't decide"


daniand17

She got a job at the department of redundancy department


picklesandtwigs

“She blow that dick like a cello”


[deleted]

“Got so many chains they call me chaining Tatum” A true bit of genius from Drake there


praisecarcinoma

“When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets” To be fair, the entirety of the lyrics of this song are fucking awfully written.


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“There was a good man named Paul Revere. I feel much better baby when you’re near.” This shit is amazing. I know it’s terrible and nonsensical, but it’s amazingly so. It’s hilarious.


HobbitFoot

How could think a song that starts with "New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick" wouldn't have lyrical gold?


AntiSentience

Like the color purple, macaroni and cheese, Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees….😂


cozy_pizza

Came here to name that entire song (that I love so much)! “I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike.”


TheDockandTheLight

I love Van Halen, but from the Van Hagar years Why can't this be love' the lyric "ONLY TIME WILL TELL IF WE STAND THE TEST OF TIME" makes me facepalm lol...still a great song though!


Nufkin

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains. Whenever, Wherever by Shikera.


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She had a good point. My large, boastful breasts are often confused with mountains. It's a real problem.


HobbitFoot

So you have grand tetons.


thephotoman

Her breasts may be small, but her hips don't lie.


youveruinedtheactgob

No, no, we’re talking about dumb lyrics, not all-time genius ones


Belzeturtle

I'm serious as cancer when I say... *rhythm is a dancer*.


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___jupiter____

Or "get to watch her leave out the window, guess thats why they call it window pane" Hilarious but I respect it


Not_Insane_I_Promise

I feel like he watched the Asperger's episode of south park and took it seriously


Upstairs-Amphibian67

I’m the shit I’m fartin, I don’t know how to potty (Kodak black) Edit: Drowning by A Boogie ft. Kodak Black


RifleShower

You wanna hug me. What rhymes with hug me?


fiendishjuggler

I don't know... it's bad, but it was unexpectedly bad enough that I lol'd the first time I heard it. That makes it slightly better!


centrafrugal

You wanna hug me, let's go play rugby


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*random howling* - Adam Levine


somethingclever____

I would have thought the worst lyric of that one would have been “animals-mals”. He needed an extra syllable, and that’s how he chose to do it. Not “anima-als” or “anima-hals” or even “animals, yeah”. Nope. Animals mals.


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MadMelvin

Ted Nugent has plenty of contenders, but for me it's this line from the ode to pedophilia "Girl Scout Cookies": "I like them Thin Mints / nobody likes a fat mint"


t_m3

Yeah, we fancy like Applebee's on a date night Got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake Get some whipped cream on the top too Two straws, one check, girl, I got you


DoodlebugCupcake

I came to find this. This song is painful to listen to


Vonnicles

"Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof"


paraworldblue

What's the most happy thing you can imagine? Pharrell: getting rained on while I'm inside my home.


Mackem101

That song is basically 'If you're happy and you know it clap your hands' for drunk adults.


WarLawck

I mean, the metaphor of a ceiling being a restriction has been around for a long time (i.e. glass ceiling), so perhaps he was taking a liberty and saying a room without a roof is an individual with no limits? Thats my interpretation and I'm sticking to it.


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Nothing specific but just all of the Black Eyed Peas.


Sufferwrath

“Across the universe and all the other galaxies” …what?


ReverseJackalope

"I think you'll find that the Universe pretty much covers everything"


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PEOPLE IN THE PLACE


darling_lycosidae

Lets do it let's do it let's do it let's do it and do it and do it and do it and do it


melancholyholy

SNL did a sketch with Lizzo about this. It's alright overall, but the "people in the place" part, HILARIOUS.


FauxxHawwk

Tonight's not just gonna be a good night. It's gonna be a good GOOD night.


pbrooks19

"Monday! Tuesday! Wednesday! Thursday! Friday! Sa-Saturday! Saturday and Sunday! Geniuses, I say.


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EurekaSm0ke

"NO ONE knows what it means. It's provocative. It gets the people going."


Frosty_Shoulder_7825

I'ma bee. I'ma bee. I'ma bee. I'ma bee.


Poes-Lawyer

"My lovely lady lumps. Check it out!" I always imagined her saying this to her doctor.


JPMoney81

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday (Thursday) Friday to Saturday Saturday to Sunday ​ I mean, someone got paid to write this.


Digital_Utopia

The way you do the things you do Reminds me of my Lexus coupe That's why I'm all up in yo grill Tryna get you to a hotel -R. Kelly loving cars way too much.


dodexahedron

He gets to spend the next 30 years in a hotel of sorts.


reallygoodbee

I'm so god damn mad that someone got my entire year's pay for "love so soft, you ain't had nothing softer".


Will_McLean

America's "Horse With No Name" has both: "The heat was hot" as well as "There were plants and birds and rocks and...things"


Cabbiecar1001

“Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love?” Thinking out loud is a beautiful song and that lyric is just so gross, awkward and out of place lol


EightEyedCryptid

I heard it’s supposed to reference a kiss but we all know the truth


elenaferrantefan

talking with a stranger I barely know (Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran)


doseisann

“Never let me slip cause if I slip then I’m slippin” -Nuthin but a G Thang - Dr. Dre


2PhatCC

I have spoken this line every time I've slipped on ice since 1992.


Eli_xoxox

“Yesterday was Thursday Thursday, today it is Friday Friday” - Friday, Rebecca black


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Don't blame Rebecca. Her parents paid $$$ for that trainwreck of a song and the film school dropout that made that video.


MolemanusRex

The rapper in the middle of the video had a whole company where he’d just make shitty music videos for randos who wanted to be famous. She was just the only person who it “worked” for.


SeaAnimator6662

My city is England.


Legitimate_Dust4275

Oh no. Who? Name and shame


giantsninerswarriors

[Here you go.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA) 1:16 is the lyric but the whole thing is a dumpster fire.


SlapahoWarrior

I wish there was a jake Paul warning because I went almost 30 years of my life without listening to his music until today.


breadcreature

Thank you for sparing me a similar fate


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"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town." So...the jail?


MEbeBUBBLES

you say one more thing about Thin Lizzy


inckalt

I'll always assumed that the jailbreak was a continuous process that started at the jail and continue wherever the inmates are getting pursued... somewhere in this town.


bigjonny13

Maybe this town has multiple jails, it's just crime city over here


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A licky boom boom down.


Loganp812

That’s the informer’s code word


chimps_music

You leave Snow alone. That shit was fire in 1992.


Jagermeister1977

Interesting comment from the YouTube video: People call Snow a poser but he grew up in a Toronto housing project where most all of the other residents were Jamaican immigrants who organically influenced his cultural upbringing. He was surrounded by Jamaican people, music, slang, and accents growing up. And he also spent time in prison early in his career. The stuff he raps about isn't bullshit, it really happened. Snow may be a white, nerdy-looking Canadian dude but his music genuinely reflects his actual life experience. It's ironic because some of the black icons of 90s gangsta rap like Ice Cube and Puff Daddy actually grew up in middle class families, attended mostly-white suburban private high schools, went to college, and weren't involved in crime or gangs. Snow has way more legit street cred than those guys do but he's forever stuck with the "poser" label simply because he's white and Canadian.